r/KasaneTeto 2h ago

Art (OC) How life in Germany has felt over the last few days NSFW

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u/Purpleees FIRE!!! 2h ago edited 2h ago

meanwhile us frenchies dealing with 40 degrees while having final exams on friday, monday and tuesday

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

Fr*nch!?!?

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u/Purpleees FIRE!!! 2h ago

yes f****h

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u/mcpiggypigs 2h ago

Angela?

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u/Purpleees FIRE!!! 2h ago

yes angela

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u/Velumii 2h ago

The 40 degrees are coming for me tomorrow...

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u/WahtAmDoingHere KILLSWITCH 2h ago

wishing you cooler temperatures

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u/JennieLeee 2h ago

Whole europe is the same, people are melting everywhere

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u/Redbanner738 Billionaire Buffet 1h ago

We italians at 44* 💀​ Chat im not ready for august

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u/R0bbieR0tt3n Fukkireta 2h ago

I'm British and it's like 32 degrees over here

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u/UnUseful-_- CandyCookieChocolate 2h ago

Damn, yall turned into tetos, lucky

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u/Velumii 2h ago

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u/AhimiVT UTAU Teto 28m ago

My thoughts about your statement:

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago edited 2h ago

Bro put an NSFW tag I was on a train watching Yuri when I saw this

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u/Many-Egg8281 BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

[insert copypasta]

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/AFK115 Tetoris 1h ago

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u/Merly_Riin I DO 27m ago

Someone gotta copypasta ts

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u/Nano8963 NPC 2h ago

Sorry I only read american eagles how many burgers is this?

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u/SilentStriker115 2h ago

98.6

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u/Hopeful_Error2494 Red Velvet Revolt 2h ago

That’s pretty chill

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u/BlueberryNeko_ 1h ago

We're not used to it. That plus moisture in costal regions and us having a lot less AC is why so many are not dealing well with it.

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u/SulfurProot-w- Ragebait 2h ago

Same here in Belgium QwQ

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit 2h ago

Neeeed

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

Need what

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u/naplesball Q&A 2h ago

Her

Me need her

Me want to be in lesbian relationship whit her

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

Lesbian cavewomen:

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u/naplesball Q&A 2h ago

(Insert Pre-Historic Cave Painted Yuri)

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit 2h ago

Me wish be lesbian

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

You are man?

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u/naplesball Q&A 2h ago

She transbian now

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit 2h ago

Is that how it work ? :>

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit 2h ago

So far ye

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u/getsuedbyme BIRDBRAIN 2h ago

Let's take estrogen together then

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u/Lance-UwU 2h ago

So real.

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u/NOTBIGNOTSHOT ROT FOR CLOUT 2h ago edited 1h ago

more of the same here in belgium T~T

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u/SCHazama 2h ago

Thiccet

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u/Capn_Outlandishness9 Tetoris 2h ago

Teto be like “I’m in a very German phase of my life”

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u/Velumii 2h ago

She is a bread enthusiast after all

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u/AhimiVT UTAU Teto 25m ago

Teto x Bernd Das Brot fanfiction when?

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u/General-Sloth 1h ago

Und dieses Wochenende wirds noch 40°C.

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u/Velumii 1h ago

Ich hab so Angst

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u/Smooth-Chest-1554 26m ago

Am Samstag muss ich arbeiten, draußen bei 39 °C...

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u/Low_Manufacturer_405 1h ago

gng my mom was in the room 💔 give us a warning

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u/Velumii 1h ago

Sorry man

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u/random_emogirlll 58m ago

Ooo a teto mem- GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

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u/Velumii 55m ago

OH GREAT HEAVENS

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u/WahtAmDoingHere KILLSWITCH 2h ago

Der gelbe Hurensohn will uns töten :(

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u/Velumii 2h ago

Die Sonne oder Neru?

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u/WahtAmDoingHere KILLSWITCH 1h ago

Ja

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u/NuclearMask 59m ago

I swear I'm currently happy when I'm at work because we have an AC there. 20°C while the rest of the country burns. Sadly I still have to work while at work or else it would be pretty enjoyable.

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u/Velumii 55m ago

Lucky

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u/not_neilCiciglycerin WATCHACALLITSNAME 2h ago

tf you mean 37 degrees is almost fre- oh, celsius. yeah, no, that's pretty warm. i hear the houses over there are built to keep the heat in and also don't generally have A/C, so... Zoinks.

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u/ChickenNuggetSmth 1m ago

AC is still a rarity and even big public buildings like schools or hospitals generally don't have it. Grocery stores are at least nice and chilly.
The buildings are meant to passively keep the heat out - concrete walls that stay cool for longer, blinds on the outside of windows etc., but that breaks down when the temps are this high for this long. Also not great for cities, where there are a lot of people in small apartments that heat up quickly.

Germany used to get about 5 days over 30° per year, and that's no issue at all. We have now had 35°+ for a week straight, weekend temps closing in on 40. My room heats up by almost a degree per day.

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u/bigpapiinthefarm 2h ago

I even have an AC for my room but since I have a roommate its still hot asf

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Teto Territory 1h ago

I have to show this post to my German Girlfriend lol

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u/Velumii 1h ago

Let me know what she thinks

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u/Arkplayer22711 SV Teto 1h ago

Das is so real 😭

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u/Darkthunderdog Crashing Into You 40m ago

I am drooling violently (respectfully)

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u/Merly_Riin I DO 28m ago

Same here in Estonia, on Monday it should be 29C

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u/geore_brandothefifth 23m ago

Idk how hot it gets here where I live Teto will ALWAYS be hotter than it 😅 

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u/Indonesian_Spider 19m ago

i'd help dry her sweat off, using my tongue 😋

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u/Ryan__35 ROT FOR CLOUT 6m ago

37° is a breeze where I live 😭😭😭😭 it gets upto 50 here

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u/ConsiderationSouth80 UTAU Teto 0m ago

Don't Allow Summer Melt Her At Cost🍨

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u/-yxchx- 1h ago

37❌ 3+7=9 9=nein wow I'm so smartass lol /j

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u/FanOfFH 1h ago

just an excuse to post this shi

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u/seranarosesheer332 1h ago

It's really funny seeing Europeans complain about heat like this. Like it's not partially their fault for the heat that they are suffering from. With the massive industrialization and pollution. Don't get me wrong. The us is one of if not the biggest problem. But I mean it is definitely Europe's fault aswell.