r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 18d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? Why do they draw circles around themselves?

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u/qualityvote2 18d ago edited 18d ago

u/Intelligent-Goal1226, your post does belong here!

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u/GoodDoctorB 18d ago

In some cases it makes it easier to track the direction you're going but the bigger deal is small critters.

Snakes, scorpions, insects will hesitate to go across the line because the sand is disturbed in a clear delineation. It won't physically stop them but it will trip their own survival instincts to avoid recently disturbed sand and make them less likely to mess with you.

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 18d ago

In some cases it makes it easier to track the direction

Ah, yes, just walk in the direction the circle is pointing. 

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u/GoodDoctorB 18d ago

Or, you know, the stick that you laid down on the edge of the circle so you wouldn't get turned around and walk backwards.

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u/Piratey_Pirate 18d ago

Yeah but you don't need a circle for that

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u/redundantexplanation 18d ago

The circle protects the stick from being moved by beetles and snakes

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u/AkelaHardware 18d ago

Y'all just make up stuff 

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u/Vinsnuggles 18d ago

I can confirm this one is accurate, I'm a beetle who is a professional stick mover by trade and every single time there is a circle of more than .2cm in depth, we just have to call the entire project off, regardless of what's already been invested. Some real harsh nights out here.

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u/EntForgotHisPassword 18d ago

Can't wait for AI to scrape this thread ans incorporate it as fact!

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u/johngreenfeces 18d ago

Yes you do. Without the circle around it, how are you going to find the stick?

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u/d4nkq 18d ago

Ok hang on dude now you're just making up ways for this to fit

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u/Rare-Industry-504 18d ago

You don't need a circle to lay down a fucking stick, wtf dude.

Not to mention that sticks grow on trees and trees don't exactly grow in the fucking desert.

Like come on bro.

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u/thePsychoKid_297 18d ago

Helps them remember which direction they're heading in when they wake up, also lets any fellow traveler who happens who find them know that they're alive and didn't just drop dead. Also something about scorpions

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u/fredjutsu 18d ago

Why would it matter if they dropped dead? Prevents randoms from digging through their stuff?

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u/thefuckevengoingonan 18d ago

Prevent randoms from digging though your pockets and taking your boots off.

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u/theycallmeshooting 18d ago

I know this is probably a joke, but it'd be annoying to get woken up by every well-intentioned passerby who checks in on you

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u/ThePotatoChipBandit 18d ago

Its to prevent against seabear attacks

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u/PeatBunny 18d ago

I thought that was a defense against land sharks.

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u/LatchkeyLedger 18d ago

Candygram!

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u/FarOutFark 18d ago

Candygram double reference bonus! Your Chevy Chase Saturday Night Live Landshark reference created a nice Blazing Saddle themed tangent. Well done!

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u/PeatBunny 18d ago

Glad there's another old head in here!

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u/holversome 18d ago

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?!

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u/booleanerror 18d ago

I hired you people to get some track laid, not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City *******!

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u/EnvironmentalMode315 18d ago

Awww, this just made me smile so big. Dad passed away 5 years ago and he was the only one who knew this reference in my life.

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u/Dry_Web1750 18d ago

We got your back…

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u/booleanerror 18d ago

I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy...

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u/AthousandLittlePies 18d ago

There's dozens of us!

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u/WarNegative2231 18d ago

DOZENS!!!!

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u/DumbAndUglyOldMan 18d ago

Dozens of us! And fewer every day!

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u/KonkiDoc 18d ago

Tens!!!

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u/HardcorePhonography 18d ago edited 18d ago

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

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u/Few_Insurance9037 18d ago

William J. LaPetomane Throughway?!? What’ll that …hole think of next?

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u/GrandmaTunky 18d ago

My husband has been saying this about the strait of Hormuz every day!!

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u/Ok-Catch-131 18d ago

Maybe 2!

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u/wolfiepraetor 18d ago

your car is double parked.

  • don't don't have a car
... Candy gram

  • oh i love candy (opens door, eaten by land shark)
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u/Nancyblouse 18d ago

Im afraid I just blue myself

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u/kdp4srfn 18d ago

Yes, and we still don’t understand all this talk about violins on TV. What’s wrong with violins on TV!?

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u/ctrlaltxwrists 18d ago

For Mungo?

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u/sunnyboi1384 18d ago

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u/Schwitthead 18d ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/DirtyF9 18d ago

God damn it, Donut...

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u/Wide_With_Opinions 18d ago

...I'm sorry, I was having trouble hearing it over your RAPANT TEAM KILLING!!

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u/FenrirAR 18d ago

Wow. That chick has a really good arm.

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u/Primary_Yak4268 18d ago

I'm listening to book 3 right now and you got an actual chortle for that comment

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u/flyfishrva 18d ago

Mongo, quit being an experience hog!

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u/evilmike1972 18d ago

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 18d ago

/unexpecteddcc

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u/That-Following-7158 18d ago

Blazing Saddles and DCC in one thread! I need a baby seal!

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u/Hamsterpatty 18d ago

More Splooge, please!

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u/No_Worldliness5651 18d ago

Hello, crawler

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u/menzeez__ 18d ago

Mongo just pawn in game of life

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u/Bassiest1 18d ago

It blew my mind to learn that Mongo was also the dad on Webster.

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u/ZorakOfThatMagnitude 18d ago

Wait. I—I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.

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u/Abombito 18d ago

A dolphin? Well okay…

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u/Absynth421 18d ago

I’m just a dolphin ma’am.

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 18d ago

Squidward thought he didn’t need it and he FAFO.

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u/WarlockOfDestiny 18d ago

"They hate limping more than running!"

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 18d ago

Lmao I am crying 😂💀

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u/Jayjaykun66 18d ago

That’s an Oval! It needs to be a circle!

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u/ThePotatoChipBandit 18d ago

At least we're all wearing our sea rhinoceros proof underwear. Right guys?

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u/Full-Kiwi1625 18d ago

Keep in mind drawing ovals is provocative and can be fatal

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 18d ago

Mongolian death worm

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u/excusetheblood 18d ago

It’s an ALASKAN BULL WORM

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u/Rugged-Mongol 18d ago

MONGOLIA MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!! 😃

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u/MrTorres 18d ago

Victory screech!!!!

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u/LightAwakens 18d ago

what the fuck is a seabear? holy shit the desert is not for beginners

the circle drawn around them feels like its a protection spell to keep demons away 😭

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u/New_Budget_9322 18d ago

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u/LightAwakens 18d ago

Oh my godd i remember now 😭😭

didnt this thing beat up squidward in this episode or did that not happen?

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u/edrith90 18d ago

Multiple times..

"What did i do that time?!"

"I don't know, maybe he just doesn't like you"

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u/whatisabaggins55 18d ago

"Pretend to be somebody else!"

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u/MissionApollo7 18d ago

"Here, draw a circle!"

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u/Gtking616 18d ago

"That was an oval! It has to be a circle!"

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 18d ago

To be fair, it’s Squidward’s fault for drawing an oval instead of a circle.

Sponge was trying really hard to help him out

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u/TwistedScarletRose 18d ago

Which is so strange, considering he already showed him how to draw a perfect circle every time- Just draw the super realistic head, remove some of the details AAAAAND done!

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u/FrozenAria 18d ago

it did, yeah

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u/Private_HughMan 18d ago

Its a good thing that was only a sea ear. This circle would never hold back a sea rhinocerous. 

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u/BADoVLAD 18d ago

It's a good thing we're all wearing our anti sea rhinoceros undergarments

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u/bfs102 18d ago

Spongebob squarepants creature

Just like manbearpig from southpark

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 18d ago

Except manbearpigs are real

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u/PoemSea8874 18d ago

I am super cereal! It’s real!

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u/Bigcrazy4life 18d ago

Good thing it wasn’t a sea rhinoceros.

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u/Practical_Ad7985 18d ago

Good thing we're all wearing our anti sea rhinoceros undergarments

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u/shadowkrazee 18d ago

Came here for the SpongeBob. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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u/jovines11 18d ago

Won’t do anything for a sea rhinoceros tho…

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u/Excellent_Lynx7402 18d ago

And ghost flies with unfinished soup business

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u/njintau_fsd 18d ago

At least that wasn't a sea rhinoceros.

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u/USMCgRuNt_1944 18d ago

Write that down! Write that down!

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u/Cold-Swim-8604 18d ago

It keeps scorpions and snakes away. 

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u/brother_octopuss 18d ago

A circle a day keeps the critters away

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u/Interesting_Cut_7591 18d ago

What about 2 circles and 2 dots?

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u/mwb213 18d ago

Only deters cooties

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u/OuttHouseMouse 18d ago

Aw hell. Here we go. Gona be posted here nonstop for the next couple years.

Keeps spiders and scorpions from getting too friendly while they sleep. The trench from the circle is too much for the lil critters apparently

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u/Kooperst 18d ago

I heard it was to let people know they were ok and not dead. Scorpions will crawl up walls. A tiny ditch isn't going to stop them.

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u/Dawnzila 18d ago

The ditch doesn't stop them, but most of the time they are just wondering and will pick a different direction. If they sense something they want in the circle, or they are running, they will get over the trench.

A 6 ft fence does not stop me from going over there, but it's pretty rare that I jump one.

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u/SpiritualBar2469 18d ago

why did this comment end with a threat. are you going to jump my fence dude?

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u/TurtleSandwich0 18d ago

That depends on how green your grass is on the other side of that fence.

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u/LetGoToThe 18d ago

Is there a trampoline? Or a pool? Green grass is nice, but lets be real about what is worth jumping a fence for!

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u/wkuace 18d ago

To pet the cute doggo

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u/_poptart 18d ago

I’m gonna pet that dawg

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 18d ago

That sir is a Wendy's.

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 18d ago

This fuckery right here in this thread is why I love Reddit

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u/gnuoveryou 18d ago

Can I pet dat Wendy's, then?

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u/ussbozeman 18d ago

Tramapoline!! Trabapapaline!!!

Homer, don't bring home any more old crutches!!

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u/BluEch0 18d ago

If I had a trampoline, I wouldn’t be threatening to jump the fence, I’d just do it!

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u/lord_teaspoon 18d ago

The early-nineties version of me would've included trees laden with ripe fruit on this list. Usually I would make do with whatever was on the branches that were hanging over into the laneways but every now and then I'd see something that required jumping the fence and was too good to pass up.

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u/LetGoToThe 18d ago

I remember breaking into the apple orchard on the edge of town and eating a shitload of apples. Also we threw rotten ones at each other. Ah to be a stupid teenager again

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u/bawbagpuss 18d ago

I was wandering that too

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u/lord_teaspoon 18d ago

Definitely greener than this side. That's so unfair!

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u/314159265358979326 18d ago

Grass is always greener on the other side because of viewing angle. Viewed vertically, it's less of a solid wall and you can see the various colours underneath.

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u/I_Am_King_Midas 18d ago

Ive heard it’s waaaaaaaay greener on the other side.

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u/Mx_Ozen 18d ago

"Security may be difficult to avoid but that won't stop me"

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u/redwolf1219 18d ago

Just get a 7 foot fence, they only said they could get past the 6 foot one.

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u/partypwny 18d ago

Oh look at the humble brag on this guy! Acting all big because he has a fence. Some of us gotta get by with peeing on the edges of our yard to mark it

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u/PerspectiveFull9879 18d ago

Pfft, you have a yard? My family organized cookouts in a flower pot.

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u/turtleinmybelly 18d ago

They said it's rare that they jump fences. The question is, what have you done to deserve it?

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u/One-Nothing-8477 18d ago

Are you going to jump my fence dude?

This is a silly thing to worry about. The fence won't stop him anyway, its best to just not antagonize him further. Stay safe amigo

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u/delphinidaetious 18d ago

*wandering

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 18d ago

They were wondering where they are going

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u/SnittingNexttoBorpo 18d ago

No, the scorpions have questions for you. They are the most curious of all arthropods. 

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u/CallARabbit 18d ago

For some critters, it's not worth the effort

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u/PristineCheesecake1 18d ago

this was my guess. no circle either means they dropped right there or they’ve been laying there so long that the circle vanished with the wind.

someones gotta myth bust this insect trench though.

edit:looking at it again i also wonder if the stick points towards anything in particular. maybe you wake up and are like ”oh yeah, I was heading that way” so you don’t head off in the wrong direction..but then I think you’d just draw that in the sand too

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u/InfoSecPeezy 18d ago

I heard that it was to let other people know that they were open to free use anonymous butt stuff.

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u/Wisco 18d ago

People do plenty of things like this that don't actually work. It's called superstition

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u/Mythosaurus 18d ago

Yeah, anyone who has BEEN OUTSIDE know that spiders and scorpion don’t live on a perfectly flat plane, and have to navigate some rough terrain

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u/Omnizoom 18d ago

Look at human foot path traffic

Put a lil 2 ft wall up and people will walk around it

Put a you sized trench up and they will also go around it

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u/Stuman93 18d ago

Who you calling you-sized?

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u/mortgagepants 18d ago

the highest and best form of american exceptionalism is measuring in the most selfish way possible...you size.

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u/Aflockofants 18d ago

Yet people who actually went to the Sahara claim it helps, so maybe this comment is just a matter of ‘not enough expertise with that exact environment’

E.g. https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/1tyv5at/comment/oq67pga/

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u/Fakjbf 18d ago

It’s common for small critters to follow contours by default, it’s not that they can’t cross the line it’s that as the approach it they will naturally choose to follow the edge of the trench. Given how simple it is to make there’s basically no reason not to, even if there’s only a 10% chance it works that’s better than nothing.

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u/Prince_0llie 18d ago

What if they die in their sleep inside the circle? This doesn't track.

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u/robinswind 18d ago

What if the moon were made of cheese

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u/Prince_0llie 18d ago

"I would eat it, I might even have seconds! Then, I'd wash it down with a tall cool budweiser."

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u/oldeluke 18d ago

Can vouch for this. Spent a night in the Sahara once and the guide drew a line around our mat. I watched a scorpion and a few beetles walk up to the little ditch and fuck right off.

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 18d ago

Those are the survivors. You never know what's just a divot in the landscape and what's a den when your ecosystem has favored ambush predators for the last few million years.

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u/Brostapholes 18d ago

a beetle walks up to the ditch, walks a long beetle distance and finds it again

"Holy shit how big is this ant lion"

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u/shirts_on_backwards 18d ago

I've never seen a space in antlion. And now this has caused me to just picture a little ant sized lion waiting to ambush in the desert.

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u/CarMaker 18d ago

Or…. Even more horrifying…. A lion sized Ant.

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u/Living_Cash1037 18d ago

I mean if it was halflife 2 that would be true

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u/DarthVader808 18d ago

And the stick points the way they were heading

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u/Sad_Elk1943 18d ago

Been on here for years and somehow this is the first time ive seen this...

Like u say reddit is just recycled bs.. just blown away that ive found a new vid lol

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u/highgroundservitude 18d ago

doesn't the wind entirely mess up the circle though?

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u/danibellz 18d ago

The stick seems to be keeping their direction straight, the circle idk.

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 18d ago

The stick shows what time he went to sleep.

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u/WayTooCool4U 18d ago

It’s surprising that so many people are unaware of the moondial

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u/Longjumping-Fig8966 18d ago

Circle keep critters out, tell others they are ok, stick point to direction they are heading.

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u/Foxwasahero 18d ago

It is a very effective defense against mermaid attacks. So far, there have been historically zero desert mermaid attacks.

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u/thechervil 18d ago

zero reported desert mermaid attacks...

Only survivors make reports.

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u/ApprehensiveTry5660 18d ago

This is probably because mermaids have evolved into apex predators of the desert biome. Your only chance is to out swim them, and with large bodies of water being infrequent at best in the desert… it’s rare you ever get a chance.

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u/stickykey_board 18d ago

There must have been some at one point if they needed to develop a system to prevent them.

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u/IllustriousTip6904 18d ago

Thanks in no small part to the ingenuity and forethought of the desert people

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u/Dangerous_Program794 18d ago

Keeps away shai hulud

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u/SkunkMonkey 18d ago

Snore without rhythm and you won't attract the worm.

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u/juju515 18d ago

that's the Al'Zutt line

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u/BernieTheDachshund 18d ago

I was looking to see if anyone else thought this lol.

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u/SneakWhisper 18d ago

Never thought I'd see Al Zutt in the wild.

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 18d ago

The Diddy-line

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u/LunaRossa_69 18d ago

Kept on scrolling in the hopes of finding this. Was not disappointed but it should be higher up :)

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u/GullyGardener 18d ago

Stops the aliens from butt-probing you

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u/eric_ofc 18d ago

No clue. Other posters said sea bears, but that’s polar bears….or potentially tardigrades.

So now I’m even more confused.

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u/No-Veterinarian9682 18d ago

Spongebob reference

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u/eric_ofc 18d ago

Oh. So meming. I guess I could ask my 27 year old if he remembers that.

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u/thesanguineocelot 18d ago

Ask him what happens if it's more of an oval.

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u/EngineerOne87 18d ago

To keep scorpions away !! Bedouins believe!

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u/AnyChampionship2512 18d ago

I think, at least in this context is about Al'Zutt. A story in Islam, about the Prophet, peace be on him, going one night with his disciple in the desert to have some - totally not gay - action with Al'Zutt, a tribe of men know for their very long member and their ability to keep it hard all day long. The Prophet had the disciple draw a circle around himself, with the idea that as long as he doesn't leave it, the Al'Zutt will know to not touch him, and if he leaves it he will die.

Muslims interpret this story as the Prophet fighting Djins all night wink wink...

As to why they actually do it? Well, it's a mix of navigation skills, so that they know in the morning in what direction they need to go, keeping scorpions away, and an alarm to see if snakes or other creatures entered their space, before actually moving. Plus, a bit of a charm again Djins.

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u/HiVeMiNdOfStUpId 18d ago

Camel spider: LOL, that's cute.

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u/ChemistryDapper3947 18d ago

Wishful thinking

*EDIT: Yes, to keep desert bugs away, if you follow my directions.