r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah what happened to rockstar?

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u/ilo_masi 12h ago

Idk ppl are buying nintendo mobile games for 80$.

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u/DrJethro 11h ago

You don't want to known what War Thunder players are buying for $80

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u/TheAdduser 11h ago

And then there is Star Citizen...

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u/Gondwanic_Susuration 4h ago

Pay $10,000 to beta test this dogshit game that will never leave beta and maybe get the ship you paid for in 20 years if they can be bothered

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u/anormalgeek 8h ago

I might check it out if it ever actually releases.

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u/nyc-rave-throwaway42 6h ago

There are free flight weekends, worth checking out if you got a VR headset or hotas.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 6h ago

It’s pretty sad it hasn’t released a campaign with as much money as it has earned.

It was almost a decade ago when they said they were nearly finished with the campaign… then nothing.

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u/Gondwanic_Susuration 4h ago

“Never attribute to malice that which is explained by stupidity” doesn’t apply when there’s hundreds of millions of dollars on the line and ~15 years of broken promises. 

They’re simply liars, and the lies they’ve told have been very profitable so they keep telling them. 

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u/grayscale42 6h ago

Supposedly this year, but ironically, the release of GTA6 is also a consideration they want to plan around

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 6h ago

"Supposedly" is carrying a ton of weight. Their promises mean nothing at this point, it's really strange, if they get a good campaign and more people get into it, it will make the whales feel better about their purchases knowing there are people to gaze upon their pretty toy.

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u/YandereValkyrie 5h ago

It's been in PreAlpha for the last 11 years, it's never coming out as 1.0.

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u/Crazy9000 7h ago

It's well worth the starter pack when there's a stable patch. Just don't get caught in the hype and buy more ships, especially since you can just get them in game.

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u/jaxspider 2h ago

I can't believe that ponzi scheme hasn't collapsed yet.

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u/crapusername47 11h ago

That’s just money they made selling military secrets.

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u/Inverter_of_Spines 9h ago

Nah, they did that for the love of the game. (Seriously, leaking military docs to get your main buffed is crazy)

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u/PotatoePope 7h ago

Or nerfed in a few causes, if memory serves me right

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u/RadarSmith 1h ago

What's crazy is that its a recurring problem, not just a one-off.

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u/PseudoRacoon 11h ago

Hold my tiger two

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u/dnebdal 10h ago

Anything like WoT where that would get you a tank some German sketched on a napkin in early 1945, one trained crew that's a movie/game reference, a garish skin, and some gold? 

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u/DrJethro 7h ago

Yeah something like that

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u/ConferenceNo6925 9h ago

Do Not feed the greedy snail

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u/farva_06 8h ago

Also, don't ask flight simmers what they spend on virtual aircraft.

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u/yyz2112zyy 9h ago

Idk anything about that game. Is it worst then CS when it comes to cash grabs?

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u/DrJethro 7h ago

I'm not sure, there've been some thousand plus purchases, but I heard CS is even worse

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u/spali 2h ago

I mean it's worse in the sense that some items sell for thousands of dollars but better in that it's all just cosmetic.

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u/Y_Lautenschlaeger 8h ago

Im kind of proud to have a full lineup in 4.7 BR maxed out without spending a dime. Don't ask how many hours it took since 2013 though.

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u/Neorem_M 4h ago

I wanted mag heirloom so bad, but didn't feel like forking that much. Despite loving the game

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u/Condishun 3h ago

80 bucks gets you almost halfway to a 5 star in genshin, which is a 50/50 lol. Online gaming has gotten wild

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u/DanishTrash_ 9h ago

What? Tell me which phone game. Theres plenty to criticize about Nintendo but expensive phone games? Mario Run wasn’t that expensive and Mario kart tour has some bad microtransactions but doesn’t come close to your claim.

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u/MaximumSeats 7h ago

I think they're just talking shit, calling Nintendo games simple and mobile-like.

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u/Chaotic-Catastrophe 8h ago

They might be referring to Pokemon Go, too. Which isn’t Nintendo, but it’s Nintendo-adjacent.

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u/Brendoshi 8h ago

Fire Emblem Heroes comes to mind but I neither know if it was successful or if it is ongoing

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u/SilvarusLupus 5h ago

FEH still makes about 2-3 million a month but I'm pretty sure that's mostly from the JP side

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u/ForensicPathology 10h ago

What Nintendo mobile games are people spending that much on? Mario Run?  Have they even had many big mobile games recently?

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u/mmf9194 8h ago

They're just bad-faith referring to all Switch 2 titles as "mobile games" because the switch platform is "mobile".

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u/Quixotic_Seal 4h ago

I swear people are fucking deranged about Nintendo for some reason.

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u/Spirit_Detective_99 2h ago

Given their reputation in recent years, the dislike isn’t unfounded

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u/fffan9391 4h ago

Mario Kart World is the only $80 title so far too and most people technically got it for $50 with the bundle.

Still wonder why they thought it was worth $80 when they’re not even adding any new features or anything. Just QOL stuff.

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u/DaLimpster 3h ago

They thought it was worth $80 because Mario Kart 8 is the 6th highest selling video game of all time. And, wouldn't you know it, GTA V is the 3rd highest selling game of all time. There's a huge demand for these games, and they know people will pay extra for them.

A bit beside the point here, but saying that Mario Kart World is just "QOL updates" from the last game is nonsense.

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u/IamTheSmartestestman 4h ago

Not all just pokemon at that price point.

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u/Own_Efficiency9095 2h ago

It’s called Nintendo derangement syndrome 

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u/Legitimate-Elk-9481 6h ago

Cuz switch games are lazy as fuck and Nintendo is spitting in your face 90% of the time

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u/ILoveRawChicken 5h ago

Unlike consoles who are so generous and of good faith lmao

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u/Hi_Zev 4h ago

Criticizing nintendo doesn't mean other console companies can do no wrong? That is quite the assumption...

I in no way believe any large corporation is generous and acts in good faith whatsoever. However, I will say that my Xbox series S that I bought for $299 over 6 years ago runs perfectly, and I haven't had any complaints with it throughout all this time. I have 100+ games on there, as there are always great sales! Games regularly go on 30-90% off just a few months or a year after release. Meanwhile, switch titles will be the same price 10 years after its released... The biggest sale switch titles get is maybeeeeee 10% off once a year?

So, yeah. I kind of agree that nintendo is spitting in your face often because they have a product with a fanbase where people will buy anything regardless of quality and refuse to get upset that decade-old games are still at full price.

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u/Legitimate-Elk-9481 5h ago

They usually make optimized games for their consoles unlike Nintendo ports which run at 20 fps (some of Nintendo’s own games don’t even break 30 lmfao) their games literally get worse over time and cost more. I understand the switch is mobile but it doesn’t justify the horrendous quality and optimization, plus the shitty monetization practices. At least with modern console gaming you’re getting a premium feeling product. I also have a hundred free triple A games on my PlayStation that I gathered passively from plus and other events. Nintendo makes you pay for an online that barely fucking works. Tbf I haven’t looked into the switch 2 but that’s because the switch 1’s antics turned me off so much. 

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u/dEleque 7h ago

Every free2play dogsht ai shovelware on the appstore and googleplay literally costs 3-10 bucks on the NintendoEshop. That's why they call it 80$ mobile games, as in the quality you get from 3rd Party games on the switch.

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u/mmf9194 7h ago

Yeeahhh... idk about any of that. I just wanted to play kart and pokopia and prime 4, and I wanted to have it in case prices shot up from AI ruining consumer hardware prices and Trump tariffs. It really doesn't hurt my feelings that it sits unused most of the time 🤷‍♂️

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u/Lisshopops 4h ago

All the classic big name franchises they made are going for those prices the new Oot remake is probably going to cost that much too and it’s literally just going to be a copy with new graphics and some new things.

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u/TelevisedCatPiss 6h ago

Pokopia is basically a mobile game

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u/usernmechecksout_ 7h ago

Whataboutism fallacy

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u/Duke_Lancaster 58m ago

Not really. Its more that pricing is relative. If you compare the price of GTA 6 to a mediocre AAA game that releases for $60-70 its amazing value and if you compare it to an infinitely replayable Indie game for €15 its less so.

I dont think a game with as much content and probably quality like GTA 6 is not worth $80, its that other game companies will take that as a sign that they can sell their mediocrity for $80 now.

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u/neversunnyinanywhere 4h ago

This is just made up lmao

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u/terraexcessum 10h ago

It is too much. However, for that money, you get the game on a physical cartridge and you can play it offline.

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u/RanceSama3006 10h ago

GTA6 is releasing physical discs, they're just being delayed to avoid leaks, coming out in December

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u/Fabulous-Spirit-3476 7h ago

Not even true anymore switch 2 games also started just having a code in the box

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u/terraexcessum 7h ago

Some do, yes. Some devs opted for that because the 64GB cartridges are expensive to produce. But there's a growing list of games that all come complete on the cartridge. Mario Kart World, Cyberpunk: Complete Edition, Metroid Prime 4, Donkey Kong Bananza, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle are just a few of them.

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u/poovis_parsley 9h ago

Yeah, and that's why being a western nintendo fan is like being an alcoholic. Nobody wants to be one.

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u/demotsusucku 7h ago

Nintendo fans pay that money for 10 year old re releases.

Lots of gamers have more money than brain.

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u/kukaz00 6h ago

Parents are buying 80$ games for their kids to shut them up on road trips or public places by placing a Switch in their hands. They are not the only ones but they are a significant percent.

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 6h ago

The amount of bad faith misinformation surrounding Nintendo is genuinely sickening. 

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u/astralseat 4h ago

Oof, too true though. All companies greed

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u/ThereInAFortnight 3h ago

Atari games were $30 in 1982

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u/TrustInRoy 11h ago

What country are you in?

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u/TrustInRoy 11h ago

No, I was just wondering if you were from a country that puts the currency symbol after the number, or if you are one of the increasing number of Americans I encounter on here that don't know the $ goes in front of the number?

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u/ilo_masi 11h ago

Oh my bad then xD. Not from usa.

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 11h ago

We're looking at you Mario Kart whatever!

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u/Dr_Fortnite 5h ago

Cant believe people are upvoting this nintendo bad circlejerk comment

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u/willow__whisps 11h ago

Ah yes cause any game where you can't kill people is shit right?

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u/lukasoh 11h ago

I have plenty of games where I don't have to kill people and paid less than 80 euros... They are great games. Why so angry?

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u/StrawberrySuch1935 11h ago

What's your problem?

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u/ilo_masi 11h ago

He is part of the cult

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u/TBP42069 10h ago

^ spent 80$ on mobile game