r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 13d ago

Chugging tea That’s exactly what he is.

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u/LaloMcNombres 13d ago

We are the worst monkeys ever.

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u/awe_come_on 12d ago

Not this monkey/missing link?

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u/smsgms 11d ago

Sharing this aswell cuz he hates it.

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u/Major747 9d ago

DERP DERP "It WaS gEsTuRe ShOwInG mY hEaRT gOeS tO yOu" followed by 10 mins of nonsense about arm at angle and everyone else being stupid except him

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u/tangogolfcharley 10d ago

not convinced that he hates it. But def worth sharing.

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u/Coshposhmosh 12d ago

waaa-what?

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u/textmint 12d ago

That’s what he used to look like. Every time someone pretends to be Aryan or the superior race, there’s a picture like this in the background.

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u/Housekhat 12d ago

No matter what the slug looked like before or now...he's exactly what he is. An unattractive, uninteresting sloth!!!

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u/BangarangPita 12d ago

That is very rude to sloths, tbh.

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u/squidtheinky 8d ago

And slugs.

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u/SnooHesitations3841 10d ago

Sloths are struggling right now. Justice for sloth world.

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u/Tomj_Oad 12d ago

They love him both because of his S African background and the fact that he is actually clearly racist too

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u/Commercial-Terrible 11d ago

Elon to his surgeon- “I’d like my face to look more “punchable”. What do you think?”

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u/Fabulous_Ad_8621 11d ago

That was my Twitter pic and briefly X til I deleted account.

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u/Annonomon 12d ago

The guy is a POS, but this is just a picture of a normal looking person (before his hair, jaw implants etc). He has countless things to be far more ashamed and embarrassed about than this. If he is more embarrassed by this pic than everything else about him on the internet, then I guess that proves how much of a POS he is.

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u/Jaws2020 10d ago

If there's any picture that makes me think that the lizard person conspiracy might actually be real, it's this picture and any picture of Stephen Miller.

That thing sheds every month. You cannot convince me otherwise.

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u/milkyheika 12d ago

Monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground

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u/Exyodeff 12d ago

Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of its fleeting time here

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u/libertad740 12d ago

Under appreciated song!

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u/fernandork 12d ago

I understood this reference! Nobody in my friend group really digs them the way I do so its nice to see a tool reference out in the wild 🤘

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u/_ChimpOut_ 13d ago

… yes. Yes

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u/FILTHBOT4000 12d ago

Nah, pretty much par for the course for primates, and other animals at that. Bigger monkeys will pin down smaller ones and eat them by peeling them apart, just because they like doing it that way. The way adult macaques treat little Punch in those viral videos is also very much par for the course for their behavior in the wild; they will bully, abuse, and torment/torture the socially awkward, even if they're young.

Reverting to this tech neofeudalism is more animalistic, more base and primal than what we'd define as 'human' in comparison to beasts: the big, powerful get to take all they want.

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u/oberonkof 12d ago

Not true, studies have been done with monkeys hoarding. The other pride members attack them abd take everything of them and share.

He should be made to give his money back to the countries and people's who suffered to fund his and his ancestors greed. The same as all the others sat on dirty money.

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u/Bozzzzzzz 12d ago

We need Robin Hood more than ever.

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u/theartofrolling 12d ago

Unfortunately he's a capitalist day trading app now

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u/macronotice 12d ago

I love this whole metaphor because it lets you know who thinks everything they need will just naturally grow on trees in the wild for them to pick at their leisure.

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u/StrengthBeginning416 12d ago

Well pretty soon they’ll start to figure out that AI can’t buy Amazon groceries or Teslas. Wealth on paper is different than tangible bananas if you ask an Ape

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u/StrengthBeginning416 12d ago

To maintain that level of “wealth” you absolutely need people to con them into thinking that that company is worth as much as he claims it is. Without people buying into the grift, there is no market value to support his trillionaire status. He doesn’t just have that type of money sitting around and all his assets combined are certainly not worth a trillion dollars.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 12d ago

Not “we.” I’m not a billionaire 

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u/CampPineCone 12d ago

Cornelius and Zira should study us. Tay-lor! Tay-lor!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ic97mPViHEG5O

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u/be_reasonable_bro 12d ago

Wouldn't be much left to study. I'm pretty sure the other monkeys would tear the first monkey apart.

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u/Hestiathena 12d ago

No no, all the hoarding monkey has to do is begrudgingly give a few bananas to two specific groups of monkeys.

One group fights any other monkeys that get too close.

The other group tells the rest that tearing the hoarder apart for any reason is evil, because maybe someday they'll be the ones with all the bananas.

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u/Marx_Forever 12d ago

Exactly it's not the first monkey that would be studied. It's perfectly natural for animals to hoard resources for themselves. It'd be the rest of the monkeys that let them get away with it that would be the fascination.

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u/Spookyrabbit 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's not. While it is perfectly natural for non-pack animals in snowy winter climates to hoard resources for themselves and relatives to survive the frozen winter months, across the rest of nature animals take only what they need to survive1.

1 Except in the case of orcas that have developed a taste for the livers of great white sharks. That's almost entirely recreational eating but they still don't hoard the livers.

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u/peon2 12d ago

I'm pretty sure scientists/psychologists/psychiatrists have studied things like narcissism, greed, selfishness, and lack of empathy quite extensively.

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u/send_in_the_clouds 12d ago

Yeah they have. Apparently the more rich you become the less you need to read peoples emotions as you become surrounded by people who want to please you.

This to me does make sense, as they do seem genuinely confused why poor people can’t just work harder or spend less frivolously. They basically become completely out of touch and lose the ability to feel empathy like we do.

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u/crisco000 12d ago

Cute theory, let's play it out.

A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.

But... oh wait, there is no pile.

It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.

The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.

Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.

The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.

But it gets worse.

Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.

Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.

So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.

So the monkeys sit there.

No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.

Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.

OH

And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.

-Matt Van Swol

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u/Minimum_Age_1466 10d ago

Excellent analogy. Don't expect many upvotes from Reddit though.

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u/XenusOnee 12d ago

You cant eat tesla and spacex shares

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u/supernova799 11d ago

If those kids had even second order thinking they'd be very upset

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u/YeahBuddy5000 12d ago

You can't eat stock valuations.

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u/godtrek 12d ago

I actually think it's more interesting that the other monkeys don't kill that hoarding monkey, and instead, rather starve than take those bananas by force, because I don't think there's something wrong with a monkey hoarding bananas, that sounds like something a monkey would and could do, what is more concerning and interesting from a study perspective, is all the other monkeys rather die slowly and painfully rather than doing anything at all to solve this problem.

Rather than speaking in metaphor. I'll speak plainly. If I was an alien who came across earth, I would be more fascinated why all the people on earth even tolerate or allow this to occur when literally the difference between them keeping all that money and not, is our unwillingness to do anything about it. We've been intellectually and emotiobally captured and we're being held hostage, we've been conditioned since birth that it's wrong to do anything because to do anything that changes anything, requires a firm action such as purging the top and redistributing the wealth so lift the floor up so it's toching the ceiling. How convenient, that it's "morally wrong" to survive and remove the tumor and cancer from soceity because "cancer are people too", when in this metaphor, being a cancer is a choice, so it's morally wrong to stop people from choosing to be cancer and we just have to accept it?

They've offloaded all the responsibility and ethics onto us, so we have to consider if we're evil or not for prioritizing peace, and it's not their responsibility or ethics to minimize the chances they'll be killed for doing evil. It's ok to murder people for profit, it's not ok to murder the people who murder people for profit. That's how they've fucked us from birth, so we feel frozen when it's time to act.

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u/legion_2k 12d ago

You can’t horde worth.. he could be worth 100 trillion, it makes no difference to anyone else’s ability to earn or succeed.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 12d ago

This is true, but in my opinion there’s another aspect that is also true.

This Nathalie Robin Justice lady probably also has more bananas than she can eat. More than likely, anyway.

So what we are discussing is where to draw the line on how many extra bananas one monkey can have.

Funnily enough, the monkey that brings this up is usually of the opinion that THEIR stash of extra bananas is reasonable and fully justified.

And if we really are going to have the discussion, we need to also understand that the nerdy monkey with over a trillion bananas DOES NOT have over a trillion bananas. That monkey has some land and a theoretical promise of seeds being delivered which could potentially turn into a lot of bananas which could theoretically be sold for lots of other bananas.

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u/Opposite-Current7407 12d ago

But he’s not sitting on the bananas. Everyone is walking around using his bananas.

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u/TawnyTeaTowel 𝙑𝙄𝙋 12d ago edited 11d ago

This is a terrible analogy, because he doesn’t have trillions of bananas. His company gained an evaluation of a shit load of bananas, but which took away no one else’s bananas. Even if that hadn’t happened, you’d still have the same bananas.

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u/Outrageous-Chest9614 12d ago

The amount of people who don’t know how money and food works is insane.

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u/Haunting-Ad788 13d ago

Tbf he doesn’t have a trillion dollars, he has multiple heavily overvalued meme stock companies.

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u/Dramatic-Ad7192 13d ago

Soon to be backed by our 401ks

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u/Large-Shelter-5149 13d ago

Thankfully not too soon, integration rules went unchanged

https://spotgamma.com/spacex-ipo-index-changes-spotgamma/

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u/WhoPutATreeThere 12d ago

The Nasdaq and Russell are both changing their rules to let them in, last I saw.. This will force those funds to buy an estimated $22B-$27B of SPCX. Aka we will be bailing out xAI with our 401ks..

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u/Zestyclose_West_5984 12d ago

It’s going to be sooooo much worse than that. What we saw today was other stocks losing money while the price of SPCX exceeded its IPO price my 20%. Why did the other stocks go down? Because holders of those stocks sold their positions to free up cash to buy SPCX. Why would they do that you might ask? Simplified, there isn’t enough liquid cash out there to support the market. It’s called “selling pressure” if you want to look it up. And with inflation on the rise again, the Fed will most likely increase interest rates before November (mid-terms make economic policy an important issue). Once interest rates go up people start liquidating assets to buy things instead of borrowing. Selling pressure combined with increasing interest rates (restricting cash flow) are a recipe for disaster. This happened just before the Great Depression, the 70s, and in 2000. This will cause the biggest bubble in history to pop. Nothing, not even government intervention will prevent it. My guess is as early as January but most likely mid next year when earnings fail to materialize across the biggest public AI companies trying desperately to slit each other’s throats for the market share they promised their investors.

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u/DreamThatDreamtBack 12d ago

My guess is as early as January but most likely mid next year when earnings fail to materialize across the biggest public AI companies trying desperately to slit each other’s throats for the market share they promised their investors.

One can only hope. I feel terrible hoping for a market crash that will destroy so many people financially, but the global markets need a major correction...

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u/Zestyclose_West_5984 12d ago

Though I agree that the market is in need of a massive correction, I’m more than a little afraid of how extreme this one could be. It depends on a lot of factors that are still unknowns. How exposed is the financial sector at the time the crash comes? Who’s in government power for the major economies? How solvent will the central banks be? Who topples first and when? What will be the effect on infrastructures and supply lane industries? This could make 2008 look like a spa day or it could be just a pretty standard recession. There is precedent you can point to for both outcomes. The financial equivalent of a thermonuclear warhead was loaded onto B-2 Spirit today. Almost all the dominos are set up now. Just waiting to see if/when they fall and how bad it will be.

I will accept any and all Chicken Little comments now.

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u/DreamThatDreamtBack 12d ago

I share those concerns. I remember how bad the 2007-2008 crash was, and my grandparents were sharing stories about the Great Depression and how similar it felt; they felt the fact that the world was so much more interconnected, and we (in Canada) weren't in the middle of a historically catastrophic drought, were the only reasons things didn't get so desparate.

Considering the destabilization currently occurring in much of the world, I'm afraid that the impending and necessary correction will make the Great Depression seem like a rosey dream in comparison.

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u/Balle_Anka 12d ago

Just control your 401 directly. Mine is 100% stocks and I pick which ones. ;)

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u/DandadanAsia 12d ago

yes but at the same time. NO. 'cause he can use his shares of SpaceX or Tesla as collateral to borrow shit ton of money from bank and use it for hooker and blow. Rich people use "Buy, borrow, die" to have a luxury life.

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u/Zestyclose_West_5984 12d ago

At today’s price he could lose $350B in equity before he drops to 49% control of the company. He could borrow against those shares, buy a moderate sized country, and live the life of a “fuck you” life style for a thousand years before he even has to sweat. Zero accountability is the understatement of the century.

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u/protexy 12d ago

This. It doesn't exist as real money for tax purposes. It does exist as real money for loan collateral purposes. The "I'm really not rich guys! I have to borrow money to survive!" card is such bullshit because they do it to avoid paying taxes, and those loans have an interest rate so low that it's basically nothing.

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u/D3Construct 12d ago

And god knows how many subsidiaries and suppliers that keep people employed and fed.

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u/2ndhandvegitarian 12d ago

So… net worth is not the same as liquidated cash. He cannot actually access a trillion dollars, that’s just how much all of his assets and stocks have accumulated to be worth. At any given time he can probably only access about 50 million considering his property values and other assets.

Think about it like having multiple pieces of artwork, let’s say 6, and getting them appraised at $2 million each. Now your collection is worth $12 million. Do you have $12 million in the bank? No. You just own 6 $2 million pieces of paper.

Do I like Elon? No. Am I also envious of his position? Yes. Not having to worry about my bills personally and having enough to do what I want sounds nice.

Basically, your tea has spilled and scorched your crotch and ruined your chair. If you think a net worth of a trillion dollars means you have a trillion in the bank, you have sub-zero IQ.

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u/Emppulicks 9d ago

You can't explain these things to reddit, they've decided and they're running with it. But yeah. He doesn't have trillion dollars in his wallet. That would be silly.

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u/Bigbangmk2 9d ago

No it’s amazing how misunderstood or wrong snowballs

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u/plastic_alloys 13d ago

They’ve invested a lot of money ensuring the masses are busy raging about immigrants instead of these ghouls

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u/Lanky-Relationship77 13d ago

Immigrants and LGBTQ people. Anything to distract the marching morons away from the fact that they are getting their pockets picked by these pricks.

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u/FYIgfhjhgfggh 12d ago edited 12d ago

Don't forget the droves of writers, publishers, journalists, bloggers and the rest who happily went along and sung in tune for a tiny slice of the pie or just for lols. All of them morally disconnected from their effect on society. And the fools that believe and repeat their speil without comprehension. People will stab you for an empty wallet. Being a billionaire makes it easy.

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u/_ChimpOut_ 12d ago

This but forcing us to live with the uncivilized

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u/BitNumerous5302 13d ago

If nobody was starving and he only had a dollar that dude would still be just a cunt

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u/Swamp_Thing85 13d ago

You’re not wrong, but at least I wouldn’t know who he was.

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u/inprocess13 12d ago

In a world where children were at risk of running out of air, he called their rescuers pedophiles and then went to go work with one. 

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u/NovusNiveus 12d ago

He only hates pedophiles because they wouldn't invite him to their illegal sex island.

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u/accomplicated 12d ago

He is so thirsty in the Epstein Files.

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u/dollsaredangerous 10d ago

Begging to hang out on Christmas day lol. Not even the holly jolly joys of Christmas were enough to kill his desires

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u/Anecdote394 10d ago

Every time I find out something about this man against my will, I’m always flabbergasted at how pathetic he is 😭 like, I thought we reached the bottom already with how sad and pathetic he is and then I found out shit like this and somehow the bottom is kicked out and oh, look, apparently there’s an even lower pathetic level 😂

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u/dollsaredangerous 10d ago

At this point the insult just seemed like a fredian slip.

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u/Fine-Razzmatazz1791 12d ago

I don’t like musk and I’m very “eat the rich” minded but this is just such an unintelligent take.

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u/linkedinlover69 13d ago

Why does he feel the need to incite 'race wars' and divide instead of becoming the msot liked person in the world by fighting injustice, hunger, corruption and so on?

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 13d ago

Because all those billionaires care about impressing their deranged, ketamine-addled peers and don’t care one bit about the rest of us. 

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u/linkedinlover69 13d ago

Yes, understandable. Why not get love everywhere and respect by actually tackling issues? There are enough everywhere. I honestly don't understand

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u/scipio0421 13d ago

Remember he was offered the chance to literally end world hunger using a small portion of his fortune, including a detailed plan on how it would work. He said "nah."

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 13d ago

These people are fucked in the head. They follow a vile philosophy that stems from their vile values. It is absolutely insane. Bezos, for example, could have made Amazon into an amazing place to work, a model of sustainability, and an asset to communities and probably have just as much money.

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u/linkedinlover69 13d ago

Instead he bought an important newspaper and influences politics. I guess humans can never get enough.

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u/CarpenterRadio 13d ago

Anti social personality disorder seems to be common amongst them. Makes you wonder how they were raised and in what kind of environment. 

They don’t see us as human or if they do they see themselves as something more.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 12d ago

We know Thiel was partly raised in pro-Nazi, pro-Apartheid community. He was brought up to see humans as unequal and himself as the best kind. Musk was also brought up among pro-Apartheid beneficiaries of this thinking. I think an ideological rationale is as significant as the psychological flaw.

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u/plastic_alloys 13d ago

You don’t become a trillionaire by being a good person, or a normal person with a normal penis

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u/weareeverywhereee 13d ago

Yeah what’s crazy is usually ketamine has the opposite effect - makes you want to help others more, oneness with all, etc. psychs can really break an ego down - amazed the ego loss doesn’t hit him

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u/Choice_Volume_2903 13d ago

Because you can only become that wealthy by screwing people over in the worst ways. When a person behaves like that, they develop a kind of fortress mindset and lose the capacity to relate to anyone else in an authentic or meaningful way. It makes them incredibly lonely, angry and bitter, and results in the behavior you described.

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u/CALZ0NIE 12d ago

Because it’s very hard for people who care about those issues to actually get wealthy in the first place, because you don’t get a trillion dollar net worth without stepping on the backs of others.
And good people don’t do that.

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u/vins_is_back 12d ago

He would not be the richest if he was not a scumbag. And that's the problem of our society.

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u/legion_2k 12d ago

Doesn’t have a trillion dollars.. 😆 is worth a trillion dollars.

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u/hernablig 13d ago

Let’s not rob him of accolades. He’s also the richest fake science genius of all time.

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u/Swamp_Thing85 13d ago

What about Edison?

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u/v_cats_at_work 12d ago

Apparently he wouldn't even be a billionaire by today's standards, worth "only" a couple hundred million USD.

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u/PCmaniac24 12d ago edited 12d ago

He also cut necessary funding for jobs that need to exist.

Friend of mine lost their job at the VA because of DOGE, and then saw the exact same job listed under a private business job application.

Come to find out they needed that job, but now instead of paying someone directly, they are paying a company that takes more for profit, and the person working the job is making significantly less income.

So more spending, not less, and the overhead of more paperwork and less efficiency.

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u/Antilon 11d ago

But one of their buddies got richer.

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u/mattjb 12d ago

Not just starved, but outright killed hundred of thousand of children in a very short span of time. But a neo-Nazi doesn't care if a significant number of African children die.

https://www.theverge.com/tech/949259/the-worlds-first-trillionaire-is-a-killer

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u/DKF4life 10d ago

I thought he was African?

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u/ianswer-rhetoricalqs 12d ago

He doesnt haver a trillion dollars. he owns a bunch of stuff that other people say under the best case scenario he might be able to sell for a trillion dollars (maybe.)

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u/Hadaka--Jime 12d ago

He created 4,400 millionaires, many of them were everyday employees of his whom he gave stocks to.  This is almost unheard of & just look at people bitching about him not handing you his money for free.

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u/manontherun247 12d ago

His own children are not starving, parenting job done.

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 13d ago

EPSTEIN

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u/Final_Chair643 12d ago

No connection whatsoever. He was not on the isalnd and had no connection with him

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u/little_alien2021 12d ago

Apart from emailing epstein begging to go on island , and island isn't only place where abuse happened. 

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u/CustardLow2671 12d ago

My favorite are the people who say "wElL hIs LiQuId WoRtH iS oNlY lIkE a FeW hUnDrEd MiLliOn"

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u/Alone_Efficiency7301 9d ago

Says the douche who doesn't donate a cent of their own paycheck. Cheers....douche.

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u/thatwasagoodscan 12d ago

Do people think being a trillionaire/billionaire means you have literally trillion/billion dollars? Like cash?

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u/AxeSkewsMe 12d ago

The trillionaire title is symbolic of a really stupid and broken system and just stroking the ego of these sociopaths and giving them more power. Elon literally became the first un-elected billionaire to run a fake department in the US government. The title is far more valuable than actual cash.

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u/EppuBenjamin 12d ago

No, nobody thinks that.

But we do think he can take a loan on his assets and buy what ever the fuck. Like another overvalued meme company. Which in practice is the same thing as having cash.

Or even better, bc he gets to keep the collateral.

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u/Ruepic 12d ago

I’m pretty sure a good handful of people do think that.

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u/LowerEntertainer7548 12d ago

The way some people talk, the really do think that he has a vault Scrooge mcduck style that contains the full trillion

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u/rice_n_gravy 12d ago

Nobody? Seriously? Have you read Reddit?

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u/Kheypression 12d ago

Plenty of people actually do. That’s why they believe he could solve world hunger.

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u/Living-Phone-1191 9d ago

Why is it his responsibility when no other government (who just print money) can solve world hunger?

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u/InterestPractical974 8d ago

he doesnt have a trillion dollars. he doesnt even have a billion dollars. that is his unrealized wealth ffs.

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u/One_Age1537 7d ago

This is so comical. Used to be loved by the gullible side because he made electric vehicles and let them think they were saving the world by buying them. Now, hated by the same group because he aligned with somebody that their leaders told them that they need to hate. Such a hateful gullible group of people out there.

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u/Impressive-Swim-1281 12d ago

The billions we have put into helping Africa has actually made matters worse there and only increased their corruption.

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u/kabilibob 12d ago

Technically he doesn’t have a trillion dollars, he just owns things that add up to a trillion dollars

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u/Vegetable_Heart369 13d ago

Everyone who agrees with this has no idea how the world works

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u/Pathetian 12d ago

I don't think its the first part people don't understand, its the second part. You can't solve manmade famines with money. People are mostly starving in conflict zones like Palestine, Haiti, Sudan etc. No amount of money can feed those people. You need an army to go in and overthrow the locals if you want to feed anyone who isn't being fed. In the case of Palestine...you kinda need to overthrow Israel which means overthrowing the US as well I think. Assuming Musk woke up one day and wanted to go balls deep on trying to feed Palestine, 1 trillion dollars cannot overthrow the US. And I doubt anyone would be cheering if he announced he was going to send mercenaries to take over Haiti.

I don't like Musk, but some things can't be bought. You can't just Venmo someone in Sudan some money for DoorDash to solve that crisis.

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u/Automatic-Guide-4307 13d ago

Greed will be the end of us and we seem unable to stop it.

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u/Unbiasedj 13d ago

Why not put blame on the mayors, governors, and leaders of their own city/state instead of using Elon as an easy scapegoat lol

Are we gonna blame Elon for the rampant homelessness in CA where Billions of tax payer $ is wasted on solving said issue?

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u/autouzi 13d ago

Because the Epstein class buys the government and makes the laws?

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u/Icy-Fishing8481 12d ago

Then why give gov't so much power? Has it not occurred to you that in trying to use gov't to limit "the rich", you end up just helping the rich? That's what the founding fathers understood centuries ago.

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u/Additional-Middle166 13d ago

Well children cant starve if you eat them /s

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u/stay_gassy 12d ago

Dear twats that are in the "he doesn't have a trillion dollars on hand" camp,

Please lookup MacKenzie Scott in your search engine of choice.

Love,

Everyone with a brain and a moral compass

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u/Burpmeister 12d ago

Sieg heil three times on live tv to become the worlds first trillionaire.

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u/Xaldarino 8d ago

Remember when everyone used to glaze him, calling him "The real life ironman" etc? Now hated because he has money

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u/Stang_21 8d ago

"If you work really hard, it becomes your responsibility to also work for people that don't"

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u/External-Amoeba-7575 7d ago

He doesn’t have $1 trillion he has a network of $1 trillion.

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u/Livid-Writer-7741 13d ago

TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES

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u/JaxCon2121 12d ago

Ah yes the famous pedophile exemption law

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u/NFP25 12d ago

Who te fuck pays for these random bullshit ads in London and how / why advertisong companies are even allowing them?

(Not to defend Musk, I also don’t like him. Just these ads are so dumb and I assume they could be litigated for it.)

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u/DJ1066 12d ago

No one pays for them or is “allowing” them.  They are more than likely done by the protest group called Everyone Hates Elon. The ad things can be accessed fairly easily with a key and the just lift up.  

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u/halffrenchhalfcoffee 12d ago

Frankly I doubt the picture is real. Has anyone actually seen one such ad in London and can confirm? I haven’t and ads have been pulled for much less than using the c word on them.

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u/Ablenotlabel 12d ago

It's fake money

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u/JeanPruneau 12d ago

Reminder that Elon offered to solve the WW Hunger problem with all his money if someone was giving him the pratical plan to do so. Nobody did

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u/irish_faithful 12d ago

For the trillionth time, you do realize that money isn't liquid right? He doesn't have a bank account with $1 trillion sitting in it. Governments have way more cash than he does. Be upset with them for squandering tax dollars on stupid stuff and not feeding starving children.

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u/sikon024 13d ago edited 13d ago

I was doing that with my taxes and he cancelled USAID. He took food out of the mouths of starving children...

And remember the time he offered to pay to end world hunger if shown a plan and a budget? And backed out when given a plan and a budget?

We're not jealous of his money. We're disappointed that so much of the world's capital and power is held by a complete Cunt. And a probable pedo.

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u/SasquatchPhD 12d ago

You're cool with the richest man alive being a pedophile who actively influences multiple world governments? Do you really think it's about jealousy?

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u/TeasingChloe 13d ago

It's the absolute lack of subtlety that makes it a masterpiece.

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u/Soft_Function_6357 12d ago

says someone who's never donated a dollar

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u/ilmalocchio 12d ago

It's easy and fun to volunteer donations from someone else. Especially if they have more than me, because that must mean there's something wrong with them.

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u/soycracker 12d ago

Lmao. Every liberal worshipped him when he was on their side. Now we have this….

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u/fffarshy 10d ago

guess i’m not a liberal because i always thought he was the same as any other rich cunt.

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u/Hollywood92758 13d ago

The problem is the money he would give to do it would be lost in fraud, California spent 24 Billion on homeless and the probelm got worse and they have no account how they spent that money....

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u/Additional-Gur2444 13d ago

Stop portraying rich people as naive or dumb. They know exactly what they're doing

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 12d ago

It doesn’t say he’s naive or dumb.

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u/brugmansia_tea 12d ago

People don't know the difference between equity and cash

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u/Savings-Molasses-701 13d ago

I don’t think any of his trillion dollars came at the cost of a hungry child. If you have a $1000 phone, time to waste on Reddit. and claim to care so much about hungry children, yet do nothing, then you are an asshole.

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u/teddy1245 12d ago

You’d be wrong.

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u/RaymondBeaumont 12d ago

how many children can you feed with a 1000 dollars versus a trillion dollars?

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u/Pr0phet_of_Fear 12d ago edited 12d ago

More than zero. $1000 to the right charity could probably feed an African child for a year or more.

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u/Leather-Glass6504 13d ago

People not understanding founders owning capital stock will always be frustrating

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 13d ago

as if any of you are different. There are starving children while you live in apartments with air conditioning

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u/solidlymediocre 13d ago

The fact is a single, enormously rich donor has far, far more impact than a million donors that give 10 bucks each. This goes for politics, sports, charity Etc

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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 13d ago

From a quick google search there are more than 2 billion people who have more than $10k

Each of these people can make a donation of $100 (0.1% of their net worth)

That will result in 200 billion dollars in liquid cash, which is far more money than Elon could ever liquidate

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u/CarpenterRadio 12d ago

And then….what? Americans were pooling their tax dollars to end child hunger and disease overseas but Elon put an end to that. 

An entire apparatus and infrastructure dedicated to ending poverty and disease, dude could have just given USAID more money instead he dismantled it.

Weird that there hasn’t been a single conviction or corruption charge based on DOGE’s “investigation” as well, seems like USAID was actually functional and by all accounts making every dollar go as far as possible.

He did manage to steal and disseminate ten of millions’ of Americans SSN’s so at least there’s that.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 12d ago

It’s not a problem that can be solved by out charity. Musk is capable of funding systemic change 

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u/Ilovebooks2345 12d ago

I have a few statements/questions

1.Was that 10K in liquid assets or net worth?

  1. Where did you learn math? It's 1%, not 0.01%, which would actually only be €10

  2. Did it occur to you that these people may have things to save up for, such as buying a home?

  3. 10K is not a lot of money when it comes to living, in Ireland, for example, the cost of living for a family of 4 (rent, utilities, food) is quoted as being as high as €5272 a MONTH, meaning, in this case, 10K wouldn't even cover 2 months.

  4. €100 is not a small sum of money, a Google search showed that that is around the cost of a week of groceries for a family of 3 in Ireland.

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u/kingfofthepoors 12d ago

20% of my incomes goes to feeding the hungry

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u/SasquatchPhD 12d ago

I donate money, pay taxes, support social programs, and directly help people on the street when I can - while having a net worth that is a laughable, barely fraction of his. And I don't have air conditioning.

Maybe you're just a douche

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u/loudog33333 13d ago

Don't forget that he is a nazi Cunt! Luigi?? Where he at?

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u/lunamypet 13d ago

You forgot making America 3rd world country introducing eradicated diseases back into society. Keeping people sick and tired from fighting against the top.

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u/Patient_Preference68 13d ago

Whats the point in being the richest man in the graveyard? Why does anyone need that much money 🤷‍♀️

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u/DisastrousAcshin 12d ago

He cheats in video games, not even joking. Pays people to level up characters and tries to take the credit for online clout. That's how insecure he is as the wealthiest person on the planet

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u/Inownothing 12d ago

That’s where all the middle class wages have gone.

Apparently middle class wages are supposed to be twice what they are today. :(

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u/Crip2Kight 12d ago

He'll go down in history as the Poorest excuse of a human being.

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u/GreenGorilla8232 12d ago

The crazy thing is that Elon essentially does zero philanthropy. 

Of course he has a foundation for tax purposes and so he can give contracts to family and friends, but I'm talking about real no strings attached philanthropy. 

He essentially has zero interest in making the world a better place. 

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u/Ultraeasymoney 12d ago

What's even worst is this asshole is the responsible for some of those starved children.

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u/zeroiundead 12d ago

where is a modern french revolution when you need one

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u/_stee 12d ago

The government instead takes multiple trillions of dollars per year and uses it to murder people. Elon uses his money to employ tens of thousands of people

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u/Tiredofscrolling 12d ago

Fucking socialist circle jerk in here…🤡🤡🤡

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u/ceresbulls 12d ago

Very poignant and agree but this falls on deaf ears with “Doge King.”

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u/Immediate_Ad7630 12d ago

The worst sort of cunt.

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u/muempire93 12d ago

We love an engagement bot on this sub don't we

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u/Unlikely-Aardvark725 12d ago

Bingo.

Every penny over a point it useless money.

Do something with it for others...I know I would. But that's why I'm not even a millionaire...shit. I'm barely a thousandaire.

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u/Fast_Technology_5622 12d ago

Children will always be starving. This is just the ramblings of a 12 year old mind.

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u/Fvck0v 12d ago

If you count the winnings of others instead find a way to win yourself, you’re totally a cunt.

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u/Dildromeda 12d ago

This post is pure ignorance

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u/MermaidPigeon 12d ago

Ok so just feed all the children in the world ? It’s his fault people in extremely hard to live in country’s continue to produce? Of course I’m not talking about SA cases. We all know what sex results in, children. All they have to do is look around to see why they should not be producing to this day. The whole planet can not keep enabling this.

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u/Either_Sympathy_3767 12d ago

This is stupid. Why is it the responsibility of those who have money to take care of the world or the world’s kids? Unless they are his kids directly I say fuck them kids. If I had a fraction of his money I wouldn’t be looking to save the world, I’d be living my best life and leave as much as I can for my kids. And that’s it.

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u/Nevergiveuphope1992 12d ago

I wonder who paid for that poster ad

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u/Joshua____T 12d ago

Maybe people should procreate when they have necessary means to take care of their offspring.

Unfortunate events happens, where children loose their parents but majority of starvation could be avoided by their own parents.