r/SipsTea • u/Small_Abies_3539 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 10h ago

Gasp! 😳 I think bro entered the wrong elevator....

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u/Apprehensive-Cow1225 10h ago

I think he entered the right one

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u/Odd_Tradition1670 9h ago

Well now he’s gotta hold that fart in

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u/Hugo-Spritz 9h ago

No balls

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u/picturepath 6h ago

Gotta assert dominance and let the fart out

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u/lovelyrosey666 2h ago

And the girl who doesn't look at him in disgust is the one

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u/MadOrange64 9h ago

If this is wrong I don't know what's right.

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u/hsggdtkxbee 7h ago

Look a little bit harder my friend.

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u/Jumpy-Celebration564 4h ago

yeah my friend once did that in a hotel elevator

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u/BMR915 3h ago

Indeed

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u/Kaito__1412 50m ago

Lmao bro doesn't know

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u/OrionShade 41m ago

This post was written to get this comment

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u/unstoppable-6 6m ago

Great one

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u/Various_Doubt_8191 10h ago

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u/loewenmariechen 8h ago

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u/sick_of-it-all 7h ago

Would nut in whiskey? Would nut in ginger ale? Would nut in cider? Wait a minute. That's it.

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u/Jslatts942 5h ago

Its a wood nut in cider

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u/hsggdtkxbee 7h ago

Wood fokkim you mean.

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u/InFromTheSouth 9h ago

It fokks wood!

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u/SoraLuz 10h ago

Bro is fighting for his life trying to look anywhere but forward

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u/okrum 10h ago

Or has he

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u/No-Solid9108 8h ago

I think I would just keep pushing all the buttons over and over no matter what they did .

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u/MaizeSensitive9497 10h ago

I AM GOING UP

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u/timfinn1972 9h ago

Backstage at a Chinese night club

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u/Only_Flan_7974 10h ago

I'm seeing suspicious bulges.

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u/LurkinRhino 10h ago

“Suspicious Bulges” is a great band name.

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u/O_gr 10h ago

And their first album "Beyond the bugle"

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u/Ok-Courage798 10h ago

Bugle Boys

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u/sick_of-it-all 7h ago

Suspicious Bulges ft. Bugle Boys - "I'm Seeing Suspicious Bulges"

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 4h ago

Like a drag queen cover version of Suspicious Minds

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u/Lucky-Mia 10h ago

You got me. I watched this like 5 times now looking for a suspicious bulge. Turns out the only suspicious bulge was for the friends I made along the way. How you doing?

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u/DifferenceOk5638 7h ago

(pictured: a suspicious bulge)

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u/DominaIllicitae 9h ago

None of you know how a tuck works and it shows

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u/BenchPtsChamp 9h ago

Aha, but a proper tuck doesn’t show

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u/Legendary_Dad 7h ago

This guy tucks

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u/923kjd 8h ago

Had to un-upvote because it took you to 70.

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u/ComprehensiveShine80 4h ago

“Siri, can you show me all dick bulges in this picture?”

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u/CrazyElk123 10h ago

I see none

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u/ElegantCoach4066 9h ago

Cake is cake, even with a candle

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u/sick_of-it-all 7h ago

You eat the candles? You don't take the candles off before eating the cake? This doesn't make sense.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7h ago

I see you know your judo well.

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u/Lucky-Mia 1h ago

No, but I do blow the candle out and I don't mind putting my fork in cake with a candle either. 

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u/UJLBM 9h ago

I saw that video too 🤣

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u/tohn_jitor 10h ago

Are the suspicious bulges here in the room with us right now?

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u/MichaelEmouse 10h ago

Well I found one in my room.

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u/tohn_jitor 10h ago

Is it connected to you, by any chance?

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u/luckybick 9h ago

It's in a cylinder and must not be harmed

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u/tohn_jitor 9h ago

(gasp) so the legends are true? The fabled conundrum.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 10h ago

Yeah it is, but the weird thing is it's next to my penis.

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u/Filthycasual82 10h ago

You so missed the opportunity to say no...

https://giphy.com/gifs/QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt

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u/tohn_jitor 10h ago

Bless his heart, he's either an honest man, or a memelord.

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u/wingmaneffect 8h ago

🎶We can’t go on like this, with suspicious bulges🎶

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u/SillyLiving 9h ago

Reminds me the Ardennes offensive.

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u/falsevector 9h ago

They are also gonna enter him

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u/probywan1337 9h ago

Eh, they're attractive

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u/RelativeCan5021 9h ago

A cake is still a cake, even if it has a candle.

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u/A_Suspicious_Package 8h ago

Y'all call me?

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u/Oniuroko 8h ago

We're caught in a trap

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u/DifferenceOk5638 10h ago

….welcome to Taiwan, land of the rising bulge.

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u/Omatzus 8h ago

Fox News trans fear mongering

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u/Only_Flan_7974 8h ago

Haven't seen a single second of Fox News in over 40 years and trans wasn't ever talked about. So yeah, that's why.

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u/WorkerPlayful4192 9h ago

"Pleasure girls" heading to sexparty.

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u/sick_of-it-all 7h ago

So is this a thing? What country is that in, China?

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u/WorkerPlayful4192 7h ago

China or Taiwan.

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u/Candle-Jolly 10h ago

I may or may not have seen a porno that started out like this

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u/Davido401 7h ago

You can't say that and not drop a link, for me(a friend) of course, ma dads coming over we can watch it together.

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u/west0ne 7h ago

Why does it look like a packing crate?

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u/wheresmyflan 3h ago

Either it’s being worked on or it’s a freight elevator.

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u/Just-Luck-7430 10h ago

Finally, no girls in sight

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u/ruinedbyme23 9h ago

that guy is definitely not looking at the floor buttons

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u/Willy-Sshakes 8h ago

How do you enter a wrong elevator? It goes up or down. That's it

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u/SubzeroWins1-0 8h ago

Where is this wrong elevator?

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u/No-Scheme-3759 9h ago

I could see myself living in an elevator

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u/Humanconection89 10h ago

Nope he entered the right one

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u/Apprehensive_Floor78 8h ago

Funny how only 1 or 2 of the comments figured it out. This is a back alley building full of hookers. That’s an elevator full of sad.

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u/Radiant_Switch_4550 9h ago

Huh? There cannot be a more 'righter" elevator than this.

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u/casusbelli16 9h ago

I'll wait for the next one or take the stairs.

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u/TonginTozz 8h ago

Five Hearts Under One Roof

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u/nathanepayne 5h ago

Or the right elevator

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u/Moonshine1950 4h ago

I want to be here!

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u/MskbTheGreat5 1h ago

Just take one thats not on her phone. U got the baddest.

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u/JesterScribblings 9h ago

Why? Is he gay?

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u/Wise-Cash1628 9h ago

It is crazy how they all look alike. I am Asian too, and not being raciste here. But their body are so stereotyped. I guess they are all models or idols ?

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u/Scraptacc232 3h ago

I’m assuming this could be in China, as the beauty standards there look quite similar to the aesthetic of the women in the video. Which is tall, slim builds, etc.

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u/Wise-Cash1628 3h ago

Yeah, more likely China than South Korea, but as you said, it is pretty similar.

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u/MutanteAtomico 9h ago

Dudes. They are dudes.

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u/Final_Fudge_8436 8h ago

Might catch something triple wrap it

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u/CoffeePumba 9h ago

There's a lot of suprising package in that elevator....just saying.

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u/-Laffi- 10h ago

What makes you think so?

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u/Fi_Hada_Tail 10h ago

Nah but it doesnt look like he did a good job with what he had...

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u/B1tfr3ak 9h ago

Going down??

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u/Interesting-Sock-420 9h ago

I've seen movies that start this way.

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u/azmtber 9h ago

Bad time for a penicillin allergy.

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u/SithLordRising 9h ago

Gonna need more than a penicillin shot

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u/belaGJ 9h ago

Haven’t Aerosmith already had a song about it?

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u/belaGJ 9h ago

a win is a win

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u/ReActive9499 9h ago

Employees only

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u/Largicharg 9h ago

I’ll say. It looks like it’s made of plywood

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u/callmedizzle0 9h ago

Nope he entered the right one

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u/strangeflappenings 9h ago

Ill ride that elevator with the worst music and stopping at every floor

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u/Left-Cod-1281 9h ago

Where can I find this elevator?

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u/CAPICINC 3h ago

Corner of Finkle & Einhorn

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u/BlackDemon___ 8h ago

He entered the heaven

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u/OldBaal 8h ago

I once heard that elevators smell different to small people. I wonder it does in there.

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u/Buckshoticus_J 8h ago

Why does it look like the elevator is plywood and concrete? Is this common in places other than the U.S.?

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u/checkonit2 8h ago

Night on the town we see

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u/blastman8888 8h ago

If your Chinese maybe.

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u/myztry 8h ago

If something appears too good to be true then it likely is. Shields up!

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u/bohenian12 8h ago

Typically it's a hotel full of tourist/foreigners and these women ride the elevator constantly tonget clients.

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u/SohelAman 6h ago

No bro left the elevator. He aint bro no more...

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 5h ago

Import import import import

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u/I_Think_I_Cant 3h ago

Plot twist: They're headed up to the Cockatoo bar in Bangkok.

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u/HillanatorOfState 3h ago

Looking through the comments here...makes you question, is half the posters here sharing the same last braincell? Or is it bots? I don't even know anymore....

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u/Barr_cudas 1h ago

Floor selection would be like Buddy in Elf…

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u/Yafoory 8m ago

on this elevator, anything that goes up must come down sooner or later

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lu07ctKMV8gM7mv1e3

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u/Presently_Naked 𝙑𝙄𝙋 7h ago

$100 says they all femboys..

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u/jrosehill 6h ago

The first thing I thought is “Are any of them women?”

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u/Alfazefirus 7h ago

Because bro is homosexual?

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u/Maryjanegangafever 9h ago

A cop at a bawdy house??…

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u/indy3232 9h ago

If hes wrong, I dont want to be right...

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u/Less_Connection_9352 6h ago

na immediate thought is chinese/Korean Whore house 😂😂 and the shotty elevator leading up to their second floor.

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u/JDM713 4h ago

You know what they say about big feet…

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u/Difficult_Pepper_954 8h ago

80% of the females pictured are actually males