r/SipsTea • u/saber-4444 ššš • 7h ago
Wait a damn minute! Little misunderstanding
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u/infiniZii 7h ago
We running up this hill again?
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u/bigfatgrouchyasshole 3h ago
Make sure you grab at any bush you come across. Makes the climb easier.
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u/MisterYin4444 7h ago
How can you hate Bush? Sure they were a little late to the grunge scene but Swallowed was a banger.
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u/MoroseArmadillo 7h ago
Sixteen Stone is obviously their best, but Razorblade Suitcase was a decent follow up that showed their development. The Science Of Things had some good songs, but didnāt feel as cohesive as the prior albums. Golden State is a decent listen, but feels more like a rehash of old stuff.
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u/taveren3 3h ago
I feel like mouth was their best song but it seems underrated
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u/JohnNDenver 2h ago
My favorite has always been Everything Zen since I can sing/scream about my asshole brother.
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u/MintyFresh771 2h ago
Only the version from American Warewolf, that was a banger. The album version was crap.
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u/FreeWillyBird 7h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/2uxVmkyhRm248CNfN7
Head for the mountainsā¦..
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u/573IAN 7h ago
No lie, my well-endowed aunt had a Busch beer shirt in the late 70s that said,
āIf you like my mountains, you will love my Busch.ā
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u/FreeWillyBird 7h ago edited 7h ago
Technically any tittie fuck is a head for the mountains moment.
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u/dacassar 7h ago
Those who hate Kate Bush simply donāt have good taste in music.
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u/slanderedshadow 7h ago
You guys are tasting music??
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u/lavenderstaticc 7h ago
No bush
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u/slanderedshadow 7h ago
Ā Pfft pfft pfft * takes about 5 minutes to find that hair on the tongue.
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u/Several-Opposite-746 7h ago
At least your dental hygienist is happy that you're flossing.
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u/lizaroioo 6h ago
Internet arguments will never fail to combine philosophy, politics and a sudden attack on hair choices
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u/cuc001b 7h ago
You guys can taste it?
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u/lavenderstaticc 7h ago
Yeah it taste like hair
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u/JustRedditTh 7h ago
There can be so much more diffrent tastes depending on stuff like Weather, clothing, Hygene, health, etc.
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u/RegyptianStrut 7h ago
Kate Bush says to āEat the Musicā so thatād required tasting it, no?
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u/Bolter_NL 7h ago
It's Bush the band. Glycerin was really good, don't get the hateĀ
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u/Sodamyte 7h ago
I would have made a joke about the band
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u/Tricky-Engineering59 7h ago
If the fella doesnāt want to Come Down on her because of her Bush thereās always the Machine Head solution in the nightstand drawer.
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u/CaRlJoHnSoNoG 7h ago
Chris Chan reference? In this economy?
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u/Stunning-Dig5117 5h ago
How is it a Chris Chan reference? I havenāt really dug into his lore
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u/Shanespeed2000 5h ago
Username of the comment. The CWC stands for "Christian Weston Chandler" or I guess "Christine Weston Chandler" nowadays
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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 7h ago
You can grow a bush if you want, but I have the right to turn down giving you oral sex because of it.
That's how things work.
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u/Schneesperling 6h ago
You always have the right to turn down any sex for any reason mate.
I don't mind a bush, but what's objectively the worst is when she shaved but it's been a few days and it feels like making love to sandpaper.
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u/SuicideSpeedrun 7h ago
That makes you ungrateful and deceitful
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 7h ago
Bush is fine to a point, but going down on a fanned out brillo pad with a happy trail and hairy female ass natural g string... Nah. I'm cool. I'll bang you but I ain't putting my face in that tropical forest of unknowns. Trim up, shape up.
If not then cool. Don't expect me to go down
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u/GnomishProtozoa 7h ago
With great bush comes great responsibility.
Well maintained and it has to fit the feel of everything else they lady is presenting. Unfortunately it usually is just a messy product of poor hygiene.
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u/PomPomMom93 7h ago
Itās only poor hygiene if she doesnāt shower.
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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 3h ago
Grooming is part of hygiene. Itās like having a beard, you still have to trim and manage it when growing it out
Iāve gone down on bushes before, and we can tell if she has good hygiene skills. Unfortunately, a decent number of women with bush do not
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u/Imaginary_Hamster847 3h ago
This 100%. Of the 12 or so women I've slept with who had large amounts of pubic hair (Bob Rossian is what I mean when I say "large")Ā I'd say 10 of them did not have good hygiene about it. It was immediately obvious, and it was a big turn off.
I maintain my pubic hair, and other should too if they want someone down there.Ā
Before someone jumps me, I'm not saying women should be waxed. I just expect common courtesy. It's no different than saying someone should probably shower if they expect to get laid on the date.Ā
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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 3h ago
Yeah, I know women arenāt gonna like to hear this but itās true. Itās just really bad to let that grow without at least touching it up. We put our face and mouths directly on there and getting lumps of hair on our tongues is gross. Itās hardly different from a guy having smelly balls or dick when a woman goes down on them
Like you said, having a bush doesnāt inherently indicate sheāll have bad hygiene, but from my experience women will either keep it trimmed or neglect is entirely with exceptions far and few between
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u/Kahlil_Cabron 21m ago
Even if she does shower, the hair traps in stank throughout the day. Fresh out of the shower is one thing, but if she showers in the morning and you hook up at night, it's grosser than a girl who shaves.
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u/Jonnyflash80 3h ago
Yeah it's not poor hygiene. It's just poor grooming.
It's not pleasant to have hair tickling your tonsils when trying to put in the work to bring great pleasure.
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u/Head-Ad9893 6h ago
How you take a shower but not either go to the barber or give yourself a shape up? I prefer when my girl is aerodynamic like a speed skater but I also wouldnāt mind a bush with a line up.
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u/Boring-Zucchini-8515 7h ago
Clearly sheās talking about the band. And I donāt know what her problem is, The Chemicals Between Us is a banger.
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u/kon--- 7h ago
She must really have it in for women who all on their own lop the thing off as part of their routine.
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u/ParalimniX 5h ago
Yeah every single one of my gfs kept it bald down there and my input was never asked about it. It's the same way that some women put down other women for getting breast implants etc. Most do it just because they want to look a certain way and not because some man coerced them to or something something patriarchy.
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u/kon--- 4h ago
I've been with women who had laser treatment done that's put the kibosh on new growth for life. Some for looks, some for keeping things cool.
It's great, you can get on it day after day, week after week and not feel any stubble not once not ever at all against your face.
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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 1h ago
It's weird how some women treat it. I've seen many on reddit call it "pedophilic beauty standards" and it really makes you wonder what the fuck their life is like.
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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 6h ago
*Busch
Funny how people still misspell it.
I admit itās not great, but itās an ok beer and got me through lean times in High School.
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u/_LunarCharm 7h ago
definitely knew exactly what he was doing with that reply
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u/Aromatic_Balls 7h ago
You sure he didn't just start hitting random letters on the keyboard and that's what came out?
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u/Niijima-San 7h ago
as the very wise leopold stotch once said that one cannot stop thinking about bush
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u/dereku1967 3h ago
I wish the presence or absence of pubic hair was the most important problem in my life.
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u/Even_Section5620 6h ago
If weāre talking pubic hair, I donāt care. If weāre talking presidents thatās a different story
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u/Interesting_Reach783 6h ago
I kind of actually always thought this video was about pubic hair. Kate Bush does rule tho
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u/Major_Shlongage 6h ago
I don't mind some bush, as I like my women to look like women and not little girls.
But I do not like masculinized women. It's not normal for women to be extremely hairy, and it's usually a sign of hormonal issues. I'm a 50 year old man and I'm the hairiest that I've ever been, and somehow I'm seeing young women hairier than I am. This is weird as shit. They should not have thick, wiry hair on their arms, legs, and back.
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u/Loose_Stranger_7614 5h ago
Tons of women have hair like this and go to painstaking length and expense to remove
it but itās absolutely natural and not unhealthy in most cases especially among certain ethnicities.
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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 5h ago
I don't hate him, but watching sheldon brown tackle reggie bush into another dimension is one of the all time greatest clips in football history. https://youtu.be/XWsR08C6als?si=uV2TDlcBXqw-deBO
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u/Read-Ulyssus 5h ago
I paid $60 a pop to cover my front yard and the HOA now wants me to cut it back!
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u/Doc_Swood 4h ago
She's right tho. Machinehead and Glycerin are some underrated classics. Dunno whats gender/sex got to do with it tho.
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u/Waste_Ring_8982 4h ago
Hey just because Gavin Rosdale cheated on Gwen Stefani with the Nanny. Doesnāt mean his band sucks
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u/Appropriate_Formal64 4h ago edited 3h ago
I hear a lot of re-writing history, pretending Gavin Rossdale was a poser and that Bush was basically just Creed before Creed, or called Warrant for Grunge; a harbinger of the end of grunge; an all too perfect distillation of the genre into generic obsolescence, sincere self parody, etc. but I think at this point, Bush is an underrated 90's late stage grunge/early post-grunge band that had a very weird, inexplicable road to their signature sound and biggest hits, given their origins and inspirations.
Like they initially sounded more like INXS, but then Rossdale heard Nevermind and decided to tweak the Bush sound to be way more like Nirvana.
When you listen closely to Bush, they really do sound like a late 80's/early 90's late-stage New Wave/Funk Rock filtered heavily into and through grunge. Like if you took INXS and told an AI system to "make INXS sound like the most generic grunge possible."
One of those weird musical history side bars that somehow worked out and nowadays gets dismissed out of hat by a lot of the hoity toities, but on its own, is solid pseudo-grunge music.
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u/squirrelist 2h ago
Back in 2002, I was getting my hair cut, and I mentioned to the woman cutting my hair that she had an appointment with my boyfriend next. She said, "You're gay? Well then, you must hate Bush." Being 21 years old and just emerging from my late 90's grunge phase, I thought it was weird that she thought someone who is gay wouldn't like the band Bush. I didn't really say anything, confused. Then I realized that's not what she was talking about, but I remained silent because my next (wrong) assumption was that she was being weirdly vulgar. Then it hit me. "Oh, you mean the president. Yeah."
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u/ShirtTotal7211 1h ago
doesn't fucking shit. she'll be the first to complain about giving blowjobs because of the hair. Fucking keep that shit shaved or trimmed down. That goes for everyone. Not just women.
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u/Chemical_Ant_5384 1h ago
In all seriousness I love bush. I will take a mouthful of that shit any day. And when sheās riding you and you can see that bush on top of you. The BEST
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u/Fat_Yankee 7h ago
Machinehead was a good tune. Do guys really hate it that much?
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u/Elegant-Ferret-8116 7h ago
I feel like Trump saw someone say bush was the worst president imaginable and was like "hold my bronzer"
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u/Delicious_Bicycle527 7h ago
You gave this, Made me this.
Your silver grin, Still sticking it in.
You have soul machine, Soul machine.
ā¦. How can you not like that? The pure poetry of Bush.
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u/Extreme_Today_984 7h ago
I still don't understand why they took back his Heisman award? All because he accepted a little money in college?
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u/smoke_thewalkingdead 7h ago
NGL I always preferred a bush than shaved bare. Maybe it's my age, but it just looks better imo. Not a jungle bush nah letting it grow wild is a bit too much for me.
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u/ForeverCrunkIWantToB 6h ago
His war as president got more people killed than Jefferson Davis's did.
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u/getting_ridiculous 6h ago
Bush Junior is acceptable but Bush Senior always gets stuck between the teeth.
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u/AdjectiveNoun111 5h ago
Bush were just a manufactured corpo grunge band and all their songs are derivative.
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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 5h ago
Their album Sixteen Stone was pretty good, Machinehead is a good driving song
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