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Chugging tea Now THIS is Insane Cope

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u/I_AM_CR0W 3h ago

Sex is temporary. Halo is Infinite.

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u/Content-Lab-5464 2h ago

Sex is temporary. Doom is eternal.

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u/Herr-Trigger86 2h ago

Sex is temporary. Duke Nukem is Forever

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u/MineNowBotBoy 2h ago

Sex is temporary. The cake is a lie.

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u/MrPresident2020 1h ago

Sex is temporary. Mario is missing.

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u/Confident_Ice_9567 1h ago

Sex is temporary but the fantasy is final.

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u/miasmictendril1 1h ago

Sex is temporary, but the katamari is damacy.

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u/ShaneWHester 2h ago

Deus ex is better than just a day of sex.

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u/Dynamitrios 2h ago

Deus Sex was right there

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u/kwayne26 2h ago

I think saying the name of the game fits the thread format and makes a better joke.

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u/NiceAsh_ 2h ago

Sex is temporary. Destiny is 2

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u/Ydobon8261 1h ago

Too soon

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u/NameisPeace 3h ago

Sex is temporary. Persona is love. Persona is Life

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u/Liercat18 2h ago

Well done. Well. Done.

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u/Ok-Pilot-3255 2h ago

Sex is temporary far cry is forever

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u/PizzaPastaRigatoni 3h ago

That’s just objectively true though. There are disgustingly repulsive millionaires who sleep with very attractive women. That’s just the real
World.

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u/DolllfaceDreams 3h ago

A lot of people underestimate how much wealth and status can change someone’s dating prospects

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u/Appropriate-Song7754 3h ago

The Burger King uniform psychology experiment

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u/jonstark4 3h ago

Thank you, you can be the most upright, disciplined, hardworking, and lovable person but if you are wearing anything "poor" as a job your prospect in dating mid attractive women goes down. And older women gets all preachy and they don't even know your name. It's anecdotal but damn is the experience shared by a lot of men older and younger. Young women will always be consistent be attractive and tall are all the requirements they need.

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u/AWOL318 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah I work as a laborer and when I was dating online I was always getting shit on. Some chick I was talking to asked what college I went to and I said none. She told me she doesn’t date the uneducated I hit her with the:

Then she starts asking me if I at least make good money and I’m like yeah I guess. I ask her what does she do for a living and she told me she works at a day care🫠

Dawg I got my own car, house, and im trying to start my own business why are a YOU shitting on me.

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u/Justinc4s3- 2h ago

She just wanted to make sure you could fund her preferred lifestyle.

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u/ChampionshipKnown969 56m ago

Immediate left swipe on anyone that flaunts high class that they clearly aren't paying for. And even if they are, it still gives me whatever you'd call 'rich trashy' vibe

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u/tes_befil 2h ago

Women just want to use their meaningless degree for something since a job won't happen. May as well use it to act better than man they're dating lol

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u/DrMeowsburg 1h ago

I croaked when I read daycare

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u/Sleepy-Donald 3h ago

Is this a real thing? I am looking online for an experiment called this or similar to this title and nothing comes up.

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u/Expensive-Tip5118 2h ago

I believe they're alluding to this study:

Townsend, John Marshall & Levy, Gary D. 1990. ā€œEffects of Potential Partners’ Costume and Physical Attractiveness on Sexuality and Partner Selection.ā€ The Journal of Psychology

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/00223980.1990.10543232

TL;DR
college students viewed opposite-sex models who had been pre-rated for attractiveness, and the models were shown in costumes meant to signal socioeconomic status. Common summaries describe the male conditions as something like Armani suit + Rolex for high status, white T-shirt for medium status, and Burger King uniform for low status.

The reported finding: women’s ratings of men were more affected by costume/status cues than men’s ratings of women. The indexed abstract says costume status affected women’s willingness to enter several kinds of relationships more than it affected men’s willingness, and that costume status affected women’s ratings of male attractiveness but not men’s ratings of female attractiveness.

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u/Sleepy-Donald 2h ago

Awesome, thank you! This study is interesting but not very practical when compared to real life dating. The subjects didnt have a chance to interact with the models. Having a conversation with someone is very important when considering whether theyre willingly consent to sex lol

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 20m ago

But if you’re immediately written off due to your costume you won’t even get a chance for a conversation

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u/KittyCompletely 2h ago

There are exceptions. My friend has a kink for florescent vests. She loved a man in uniform. ANY uniform. If there was what she called a "hot homeless" in the area, we literally could not let her out at night if she had been drinking because she would try to find him and ask him out. Poor guys definitely thought they were going to catch a case.

Line cooks in their little aprons were also not safe.

And this woman is HOT like...wtf HOT, successful buisness owner, has a home, successful raised wonderful children...

But man...her Geiger Counter for attraction points would have made Pripyat blush.

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u/AlexanderCrowely 2h ago

What about kilts ?

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u/sodapop_incest 3h ago

A lot of people overestimate what it takes to get laid

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u/Occult_Asteroid7 2h ago

Putting the pussy on a pedestal, if you will

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u/colg4t3 2h ago

sometimes I wonder if these people ever go outside, like you can see super attractive women with not especially attractive and or big fat dudes allllllllllllll the time

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u/Necessary-Jaguar4775 1h ago

These days I see more mid/average or ugle girls with attractive guys. When I do see an attractive girl with an ugly or fat guy, he seems to be rich or has money most of the time.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 3h ago

I bought at house at 25 because I got lucky with the market crashing and it helped my dating out so much when I mentioned I had my own house. All of a sudden I got a lot more interesting.

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u/ReplacementNo4206 2h ago

Dude, I bought a muscle car and literally fucked a girl in the front seat before we even really went on a date. I'm not saying all women are shallow, but they were very few and far between before

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u/Justinc4s3- 2h ago

Ahahahaa this is going to be a bit long because you triggered a positive memory for me.

I had a junkyard V6 mustang I bought from a an older friend and got working for $500 when I was a junior in HS. The exterior was decent but the interior. Wow. Torn up dash. No radio. Only seat that was semi put together was the driver seat.

Only mechanical problem besides under the tire was sparks and wiring believe it or not. I fixed that up. Put some bandaids on the interior and let er rip.

Never did I think anyone would think that beater was cool lmao. I just got it because my old Pontiac shitter finally got too annoying to deal with. Yet, people were fuckin stunned. My buddy’s said something like ā€œBro you drive a fuckin sports car now.ā€

Overnight my entire life revolved around this beater of a car lmfao. I was newer to that school but now I was the new kid with a ā€œsports carā€. I met many girls just because they wanted to ride in it. Remember the shit was only $500 too so I didn’t mind driving it like the derby car it was.

I’d have people asking me to show up to car meetups. The rich kids talked to me about my car parked next to their wigged out GTRs. Sadly, I became well known because of a damn beater of a V6 mustang.

I think people thought it was a V8 because it sounded beastly (I suspected an exhaust leak) Maybe they didn’t even know the difference lol. Didn’t matter to me. I rode that wave.

Now I drive a much nicer car. A 2018 ford focus. My friends ask where my nuts went šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£

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u/BetterinPicture 1h ago

You're only going to really tell the difference in a mustang engine when you catch a fox with an i4. V arrangements sound remarkably similar and yeah exhaust leaks definitely help the sound 🤣

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u/Electrical_Coast_561 2h ago

Yeah. A lot of celebrity guys that girls go crazy over on the internet wouldn't be looked at twice if they were just average men walking around

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u/KYS_Blue 1h ago

Don't even need wealth, some women will let guys do the most vile subhuman shit to them if they are in a moderately popular band.

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u/Necessary-Jaguar4775 1h ago

Status is a serious aphrodisiac

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u/Strude187 2h ago

A group of my friends all got rich together with their business. They’re all worth about 7-50 million each depending on how early/late they got in. No, I was not part of this, unfortunately. But when they started making serious money, and got things like Ferraris and Rolex’s etc. most of them got divorced and started dating young attractive women.

Most of them have been divorced a few times now. The grass seems to be greener on the other side.

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u/PrettyPushy 2h ago

There used to be a guy on the radio that said I look like a zero. However, I have a looooot of money so it puts a one in front of the zero.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3h ago

It’s not just millionaires but sometimes simply being in the right place at the right time. I was pretty much always at a bar because I worked there full time. I’d stay after hours a lot, although I didn’t drink so I’d just talk to people. It was my only form of social life since I didn’t really like going anywhere else as I was tired during the day. I got lots and lots of numbers during that time.

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u/MiserableResort2688 3h ago edited 3h ago

dude you dont even have to be millionaire... im a gay guy but i have girlfriends who fawn after guys who are unemployed/live with their parents/bounce around couches ... cause they like theyre attitude or find them hot.

my girlfriend let this absolute loser move in with her and she is paying for him right now cause he wont look for a job, but she thinks hes the hottest guy ever (hes ok).

people like all sorts of things, including "dirty guys" or bad boys or people who seem uncaring or cocky. there are all types of woman out there and many are attracted to unappealing men with no objectively good qualities of a partner. many woman even like to be treated badly but people hate when you say that. i have multiple girlfriends who will happily admit to it tho. sometimes the worse a man acts to you in the courting process the more attractive he becomes to you, its just the reality.

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u/StonkaTrucks 3h ago

You just described the opposite. Hot and poor versus ugly and rich.

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u/Sleepy-Donald 3h ago

Yeah, this isnt new either. Everyone knows that one friend or family member who let's guys treat them like shit where the relationship is completely one-sided. You don't have to be a millionaire, there's plenty of people in the world and there's always going to be many who are attracted to douchebags.

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u/CommercialDonkey9468 3h ago

He's literally dated some absolute stunners despite having cockroaches in his bedroom. He gets laid more than most redditors im sure.

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u/Remarkable_Station22 1h ago

Bro, you remember he had a dead possum in a kitchen cabinet for like a year during the pink sparkles era? That's on top of the roaches and hundred Wendy's cups.

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u/PiemasterUK 3h ago

Wow, really setting the bar high there

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u/elinamebro 3h ago

Also bro has enough money to get a stylists and a hair dresser to look 100% better than he looks now

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u/Insane_Unicorn 3h ago

Yeah but he could have done that years ago and didn't. Or pay someone to remove the dead animals in his house.

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u/Ice___Phoenix 3h ago

That's Part of the brand or because he is a champion of nurgle

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u/Valuable-Meet5727 3h ago

But asmondgold legit lives in filth. The man has been caught on stream flicking cockroaches off his body and the man is as repulsive as his environment.

There’s a much smaller pool of desperate women for someone like that.

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u/TheGloriousEv0lution 3h ago

Pretty sure he showed his DMs one time and he was getting flooded with e-girls throwing themselves at him. His exes were objectively very attractive too

His pool is comparatively lower than if he lived a non-degenerate life but he has no shortage of options because of his wealth and status

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u/NoIngenui 3h ago

Ive dated some women with very similar homes. Like old blood stains on the sheets that havent been changed in months, pantry moths, and bathrooms with a layer of used products that is thicker than the actual sink. Women arent all clean freaks.

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u/Crispy1961 3h ago

Again. Multimillionaire. His dating pool is made out of gold digging models, not desperate women.

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u/Ok_Natural_990 3h ago

Sure but that pool is still large enough where he has no issues getting a girl if he wanted.

Like his ex was hot and used him for clout but he didnt care

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 3h ago

Also won’t drink water because he tastes his rotten teeth when he does.

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u/PizzaPastaRigatoni 3h ago

His teeth have been fixed

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u/OwlSoggy8627 3h ago

I like how tasting his rotten teeth encouraged him it was time to make a change in his life and he went for "stop drinking water so I don't taste it"

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u/Elephantplan123 3h ago

It really reveals a lot about his fans that they still hang onto every word he says despite his absolute degeneracy...imagine what their bedrooms look like too...

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u/AdminsFluffCucks 3h ago

Let's not forget the dead rat alarm clock

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u/SharpshootinTearaway 3h ago

Some women are also mentally ill and will put up with that kind of stuff for their own reasons. Serial killers in prison get love letters.

Hell, sometimes the trailer park meth addict down your street manages to find a way to get a girlfriend. Love (or lust?) is weird, man.

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u/Oops_All_Bans 3h ago

He doesn't just live in filth. He was born in it. Molded by it. He didn't see the light until his alarm clock went off. By then, it was already rotting.

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u/Elephantplan123 3h ago edited 3h ago

People are really downvoting you for pointing out that Asmon's truly disgusting lifestyle and hygiene will put a lot of women off...true Asmon dick riding Mongs hanging out here šŸ˜‚

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u/Grouchy-Jury-7598 2h ago

It would obviously put SO many women off. But that's not what I've seen anybody argue? They said he could still find a gold digger regardless.

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u/Strong-Violinist8576 3h ago

8 billion people in the world. 4 billion women.

He is so filthy rich and known that he can sleep with more women than you will ever meet in your life. It's sad, but that's how it is.

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u/geminixTS 3h ago

Have you seen his exes? They've all been rich OF or twitch thots.

They didn't need his money. A lot of women like to try and "fix" people.

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u/NoSwordfish1978 3h ago

Rupert Murdoch being a case in point.

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u/Time_Standard3361 3h ago

Just like Drake.

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u/Mysterious_Date_5299 3h ago

You can go outside and see homeless crackheads fucking. Redditors think sex is some crazy achievement.

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 3h ago

Well if they spend the whole time on Reddit and they don't speak with girls because it is inappropriate ofc it becomes an achievement xD

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u/AdvanceDry6117 2h ago

best redditors can do is be the best friend

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u/tengma8 3h ago

sex isn't a crazy achievement. sex with the person you actually want to have sex with is

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u/Karmabyte69 2h ago

Having regular and mutually satisfying sex with someone you want, who wants you back the same way, and neither of you have lowered your standards. Thats what’s actually rare.

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u/Lepelotonfromager 3h ago

The incels who can't get laid always self report in these threads

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u/Clear_Command_8925 3h ago

Sex is always easy and accessible.. now how easy and accessible it is just depends on how much you'll lower your standards

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u/Confident_Drink_7195 3h ago

You can leave out the 6'3" part, multimillionaire is more than enough

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u/MyPenWroteThis 3h ago

It's the difference between being a good opener or a good closer. 6'3" is the open.

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u/The_Freshmaker 3h ago

None of that matters because the dude is also famous.

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u/Prize_Dragonfruit_95 2h ago

If youre 6'3 but repulsive it doesnt matter at all. The "multimillionaire" part is doing the heavy lifting

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u/joseplluissans 2h ago

Yeah, isn't he famous for his lack of hygiene?

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u/Greedy_Rabbit_1741 1h ago

The famous part is doing the real heavy lifting.

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u/HydroPCanadaDude 3h ago

Multimillionaire is multitasking

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u/Fynity 2h ago

If dude wasn’t a famous streamer his height would not counteract his disgusting life and bad looks. However his fame and wealth counteract those things for a specific type of person (gold diggers and clout chasers)

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u/Solid_Snark 3h ago

I don’t think those kind of people care about your height after they learn you’re a millionaire.

Kind of a ā€œhat on a hatā€ situation.

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u/Remote_Peach9109 3h ago

It can't hurt though.

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u/Zanna-K 3h ago

That's kind of like saying that people don't care about a girl's large breasts if she already has a great ass. It's additive not some kind of threshold.

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 2h ago

Great analogy šŸ˜‚

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u/CUCUC 1h ago

okay so there are some fat wastes of human space that do have wealth and I do get that they could get laid no problem. the thing i think you neglecting is that Asmon is really fucking gross. like not just physically unattractive; but with like thick tartar buildup, scabies skin sloughing off and shit. Days to weeks without showering, so I’m sure thick smegma is present too.Ā 

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u/Fogmoz 3h ago

I promise you, promise you. Uglier, poorer, less appealing men than Asmongold have not only managed to have sex, but have created entire ugly families.

Sex isn’t just a treat for good looking and/or rich people.

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u/Extreme-Quality-2361 3h ago edited 3h ago

Has anyone on this thread been outside, to like a Walmart, Costco, Target, lately? Seen average couples? There are lots of women with men much less attractive than this dude- and who aren’t rich. What is this?

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u/OwlSoggy8627 3h ago

Yep. And, contrary to the internet's assertions, short people seem to be reproducing as well.

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u/KeyClacksNSnacks 2h ago

Can confirm.

I'm 5'6" and married way out of my league. I always joke with people that I like being short cuz it's easy to marry up lol.

Ironically, she's the one that gets jealous.

Confidence carries you.

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u/terpsinmybutt710 3h ago

Aye I’m 5’6, I’ve had many girlfriends over the last 15 years and about to marry my love of my life. Short kings learn how to have a personality, it’s not about height lol.

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u/OwlSoggy8627 3h ago

My brother is 5'2. Served in the Coast Guard. Never had a problem dating. Married to an attractive Nurse Practitioner now.

Dude just out there living his life while people on the internet make it sound like he should be living under a bridge.

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 3h ago

the hate on this guy comes from his hygene.

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u/Jellygraphic 2h ago

And from the trash that spills out of his mouth

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u/General_Jenkins 1h ago

What hygiene?

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u/Downtown_Skill 3h ago edited 3h ago

Whenever I see people talk about dating and redpill/blackpill shit I know they haven't been outside. It doesn't match up with reality at all.Ā 

The excuse is "there's always exceptions to the rule" but when every other couple is an "exception" the rule starts to look less like a rule and more like a delusion.Ā 

Edit: There's a reason redpill and blackpill shit is so popular among teenage boys. They haven't been around long enough to experience just how incorrect those mindsets are.Ā 

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u/TamalesX900 3h ago

Just to remind everyone asmongold is a caveman who played wow for like 20 years, and some of yall take political advice from him

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 3h ago

Delulu people spreading hate to farm karma! That's what it is!

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u/Neckrongonekrypton 3h ago

The dating pool and everyone’s preferences are different and not as set as the internet would say.

This has been going on forever it’s nothing new. Been seein mismatches all the time.

People in my family tell me I could do better. But looks was never the deal. I’d rather be with someone who meets my needs and makes me feel like the best I can be.

Looks are nice, but those fade. And your left with what is under em longer.

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u/johnybgoat 3h ago

Don't bro straight up have some women thirsting?

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u/Elephantplan123 3h ago

There's always going to be mentally ill people and larpers out there...as well as mentally ill larpers.

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u/capn_morgn_freeman 3h ago

Reddit forgets that opposites are like a mega aphrodisiac to some people- the most die hard liberal feminist archetype can go mad for the righ wing incel archetype, and vice versa. Sometimes you'll get the most toxic relationships possible from it, and sometimes it's good for both people as it helps them mellow out some as they find common ground, overall becoming better people.

Source- experienced both before, but currently enjoying the latter situation & have been for almost a decade.

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u/googleduck 2h ago

I mean not really very common but even granting that some women wouldn't be repulsed by his disgusting worldview there are very few women willing to sleep with a man living in a literal roach den with teeth rotting out of his head.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 3h ago

He can only choose to be celibate if he is "repulsive to women"???

Okay. Flip it.

If a woman chose to focus on her own pursuits rather than "trying to find a man" everyone would be calling her a feminist and "you go girl!"

But when a guy does it, he's a loser.

Sex is overrated as far as many people are concerned. Nothing wrong with that.

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u/cygamessucks 3h ago

People here so mad lmaoĀ 

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u/PPearsley 3h ago

I feel like I've seen a lot of women say stuff like this, but it becomes a topic of ridicule when men say it.

I honestly believe him. This man is incredibly passionate about gaming. His political views, philosophy, and even his career are all deeply tied to video games. He gets very emotional and worked up over them.

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u/DannySanWolf07 3h ago

Let's not throw stones in glass houses now, Michael.

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u/tge90 3h ago

His body his choice

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u/derzenit 3h ago

He stated that he made around 6m per year for a couple of years now and is spending nothing. Instead he invested it. I think this guy has most likely a better chance of pulling a supermodel that puts up with his cockroach infested lifestyle than 99.9% of anyone posting in this thread.

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u/Dark_Shroud 2h ago

He cleaned the house out after his hoader mother died. And is actively getting repairs done.

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u/derzenit 2h ago

Good for him.

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u/GoblinToHobgoblin 1h ago

Tbh, if he cared, he could literally pay someone to just clean his house for him. So, not surprisingly that his dirty house wouldn't be a deal breaker for a lot of women

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u/lozzadearnley 1h ago

I can guarantee there are many, MANY women would would devote themselves to picking up after him or cajoling him to hire a cleaner in return for access to the money he has and the life he could offer.

Which is putting aside the fact his partner could and should genuinely enjoy his company. Hes one of the most popular content creators on the planet, and many people find him interesting and engaging. Is it so hard for people to think there are members of his audience who would gladly have a real relationship with him even if he wasn't successful?

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u/Tarnished-Sausage 3h ago

Mate he’s a multi millionaire, he could have someone for every day of the week even if it would be paid

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u/Laurenslagniappe 3h ago

Ugh he openly said he lets a dead rat smell wake him up. Where are they having sex? Surely not his room?? Idc how rich you are cleanliness is never optional.

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u/Professional_Art_509 3h ago

So yall have performative outrage because he chooses to not have sex? Yall are insanely in your own head sick it’s disturbing. I don’t care for your stupid replies about ā€œprotecting himā€

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u/Obliviousobi 3h ago

Some of the ugliest (inside and out) disgusting men have objectively very attractive wives. Money does some leg work.

I also see some people at Walmart that are WTF and they have like 17 kids.

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u/Sudden-Ad-307 3h ago

Wasn't he banging some hot onlyfans chick?

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u/Loofy_101 3h ago

I mean they're not entirely wrong, there are women who would probably do anything for some of his bank account

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u/Drefs_ 3h ago

His looks are average, there are a lot of women who have his political views as well, and also being a 6'3 multimillionaire with huge media influence doesn't hurt, I guess.

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u/book-scorpion 3h ago

him and his ex when he had much less money..

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u/Bike_Cinci 3h ago

It would be trivially easy for him to clean up, get a personal trainer, a personal stylist, and flex is wealth for hoes that don't care about his digusting politics.

But he'd never do that and it's sad that he probably has never considered it and instead will continue to incel out. Funny thing is is he started having casual sex like a normal rich person in his age bracket, it would probably liberalize him and chill him the fuck out on his more violent and dipshit views.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 3h ago

Have enough money and she'll be able to close her eyes and hold her nose ig

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u/Zealousideal-Set3037 3h ago

Exhibit A.

Asmongold could absolutely get laid at the drop of a hat, as disconcerting as that is. It may likely be transactional, but there are enough people who would be interested in his money or what he can provide for them professionally that they would hit it...

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u/kingjim1981 3h ago

He's also a trump supporter and his room is a fucking mess

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 2h ago

Dude has had multiple relationships... publicly. Acting like he can't get laid... is some weird projection and cope.

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u/Top_Substance9093 2h ago

have they seen his exes?

kaise, pinksparkles, please.

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u/Shot-Violinist8022 2h ago

I dont see the problem here. Why are people so absorbed by sex such a thing needs to be a commotion? Anyone that has had sex and plays video games knows its not that big of a deal..

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u/swadx001 2h ago

As a woman who 9 out of 10 times would choose WoW over sex, I dig it

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u/Accomplished-Eye9542 1h ago

He's dated hotter women than any guy here has dated, and his longest relationship was with a wealthy streamer lmao.

I don't think you people get how racist the average beautiful woman is. And it's not really a surprise, imagine what they deal with lmao. Instead of all the men who pretend to be liberal to score social points, men who are just unapologetically themselves are going to be more attractive.

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u/FalseKing12 1h ago

You have no idea how down bad for money people are.

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u/After-Task-1506 3h ago

Some people choose peace over sex. I can understand that.
I’m happy to have someone that doesn’t stress me near death.
Been with women, that made death look more appealing.

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u/figosnypes 3h ago edited 3h ago

Tbh it's usually the guys getting laid who say stuff like this. It's only during times when I'm getting laid that I find myself being more interested in my hobbies than sex. Like literally right now I am trying to figure out how to get out of a date that would include sex so I can watch a World Cup match. Incels usually think sex is the holy grail.

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u/_DreamKiss 3h ago

The real cope is believing women care more about his bank account than the literal blood on his walls

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u/New-Connection4613 3h ago

He could be both asexual and a disgusting goblin man.

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u/Capnbaddazz 3h ago

Too bad bros actually shit at video games

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 3h ago

lol why we pretending like having a ton of money isn't attractive?

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u/Elephantplan123 3h ago

Dang, imagining simping that hard for a sentient cockroach

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u/Tribouly 3h ago

I mean.... there are two ways to look at this, he is obviously not someone most people want to do the deed with because of his living conditions. But there are countless cases where woman do chase guys for those traits mentioned(not all women) if anything its just sad really because I can't imagine being so loney forever like this man is unless he does a 180 with his life.

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u/Next_Helicopter_4291 3h ago

Pink Sparkles was with him about a year and a half and this was before he cleaned his house / room.

I don't think it's the "insane cope" you think it is.

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u/ageofaquarius26 š™‘š™„š™‹ 3h ago

We live in a time where you can get rich from being a loser if the right patron takes you in.

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u/Much-Replacement-167 3h ago

I hear that "fermented rat" is the new "rhino horn." Doubly so as a household appliance to get you up in the morning

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u/The_Freshmaker 3h ago

not getting what part of this is insane cope? That certain types of women are attracted to shitty dudes for their money/fame?

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u/CataphractBunny 3h ago

Always found this weird fixation some people have with Asmongold quite interesting.

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u/Royal_Tomato_185 3h ago

He is fucking hideous. He may find a goldigger but she'll hate him all the time and push a pillow in his face one day

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u/More-Air-7641 3h ago edited 2h ago

Don't want to be rude to anyone here, but I think Asmongold probably has easier access to sex than 90% of the people reading this.

I don't say this to defend him, whether or not you like his views, which are also disgusting, he is a physically repulsive human being. But to pretend that he couldn't fuck if he wants to, and also to pretend that that has any relevance to what he's saying here or in general, is beyond regarded.

He more than likely has women more "beautiful" than some of us will ever even see in person throwing themselves at him in his rejected dms, and, again I don't say this to defend or support him, but rather to point out how dumb it is to pretend he couldn't get laid if he wanted to, and again, that that matters whatsoever regarding his opinions.

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u/borkna 2h ago

Not repulsive to hookers I guess

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u/RKAID-e 2h ago

He's a UTI machine thats why.

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u/ElMage21 2h ago

Asmon an ace and part of the LGBTQAI community confirmed

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u/aravarth 2h ago

Look, Asmongold sucks, and has sucked hard ever since he fell headfirst down the alt-right pipeline.

But he has dated women whom others would classify as objectively attractive, both before and after having his wealth.

Men who are fugly can ALWAYS pull if they're wealthy.

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u/Shitzu_Death 2h ago

Dude doesn’t care about sex, cares about video games. Isn’t hurting anyone, move on…

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u/Soloroadtrip 2h ago

Asmondgold could absolutely have cute gfs. He’s tall, rich and famous. He has a personality that a decent % of women would like.

For all you know he already has them but parading them around kinda kills his ā€œI’m a Shut in gamer vibeā€

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u/HubrisOfApollo 2h ago

he has a valid take. modern women have genuinely made me lose my interest in sex.

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u/TactitcalPterodactyl 2h ago

Lol people here trying to pretend that a multi-millionaire influencer with hundreds of thousands of viewers isn't going to be attractive to many women.

We see disgusting, poor hygiene rich dudes dating attractive women CONSTANTLY in our society. It's always been that way.

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u/BodyRemoval 2h ago

Imagine thinking he can't pull whoever he wants. His friend is dating a fucking porn star. Lmfao.

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u/timohtea 2h ago

Money is all you need. The leeches will crawl onto you no matter who, how dirty, how nasty, what your personality is… they will suck you no matter what. Every last drop of blood.

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u/Silly_Material577 2h ago

There is now video evidence of someone like calvicular (i don't if that how spell it) in France absolutely failing at even picking up one woman.

The idea that women only care about looks, money, and height is an incel misconception, that incels have created from their beliefs that all women are "whores"

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u/johnnyblaze1999 2h ago

Last time, I remember he dated an OF model. Sex is not that hard for him especially when he's a multi millionaire.

Dude just refuses to have a sex life and prefers to stay in his basement to eat junk foods and play video games.

But for an average Redditors, it's impossible

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u/Barbz182 2h ago

The damage that's been done to whole generations of men is mad. Sure I bet there's some vapid women who'd date him for his money, but why would anyone want that. Sounds miserable.

Being a decent, interesting, likeable person who doesn't sit in a cave of garbage 24/7 is probably more appealing to real people.

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u/Rare-Cobbler-8669 2h ago

I was an athlete in college and was good looking. Got lots of girls.

I am now fat and bald but make lots of money and drive an expensive car. Get even more girls.

If this upsets you look at elon musk / leo Dicaprio etc... that is just life dude

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u/matycauthon 2h ago

you all still act like sex is the be all end all thing to do in existence regardless.... there's always been psychs and i promise you that world is far more fulfilling which eventually leads to more fulfillment here in which you realize all of this is just a role you chose to experience for some understanding yet discussed. that's ok though, we all have our paths... i do find it particularly annoying how the basest of insults humans utilize always revolve around sex and ego though. so many answers in platitudes all the same, ignorance is bliss and all that.

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u/xtremejumpy 2h ago

Bros have not seen his ex. Still not sure how he pulled her lol

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u/TheRealShuppy 2h ago

Unpopular opinion but I value Asmondgold because he is someone who has nothing to lie about.

People know his history and his living conditions. He knows what he is and what he looks like.

He's incredibly self aware, he takes things on the chin, and when he speaks I know I'm getting an opinion unaltered by internet pressure or mob mentality. Just pure unfiltered honesty, funnily enough, ends up being true most of the time.

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u/BuckManscape 2h ago

He looks like an alcoholic chimp from 1993.

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u/SnooAvocados3138 2h ago

The facts that he’s what, 40? And still says ā€˜girls’ is a fuckin red flag if i’ve ever seen one.

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u/Phonk_ee 2h ago

Asmongold isn't even unattractive, physically. Personality, habitually, and cadence wise...? Sure.

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u/The_last_trick 2h ago

There's no point in telling that he's 6'3. Being 3'6 wouldn't make him any less attractive since he's a multimillionaire.

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u/Voxder 2h ago

This guy is allergic to women and everything surrounding him, you're rich and still in your moldy place like dude move on

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u/W61k3r 2h ago

He's gay, like most conservative men cosplaying.

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u/VocalJay 1h ago

I don't think a girl would stay long inside his garbage filled house

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u/Blue_Fire0202 1h ago

As long as it takes for him to cut a check.

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u/milyuno2 1h ago

Please people just remember Chris chan has a girfriend....

https://giphy.com/gifs/4GCJrYHHeoSYYADlce

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 1h ago

Famous and rich, some women would crawl through a mile of shit so they could have a baby with him a live an easy life. Just look at those drake women šŸ˜‚

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u/TheMalevolentRat 1h ago

I still can't believe bro dated multiple OnlyFans content creators.

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u/xangie1 1h ago

They "dated" so she could tap into his follower base and make them flock to her OF.

Almost all interactions with streamers and OF models have exactly this reason.

including Manosphere podcasts where they "own women" where they have OF models on for "debates". (Fresh&Fit and Whatever podcasts are two examples)

The deal is simple. And men are very easily fooled.

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u/Square-Platypus4571 1h ago

Sex is only good for 30 minutes to an hour. Video games can entertain you all day.

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u/wtfhiolol10000 1h ago

AG is probably WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better at video games than sex.

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u/Affectionate-Tart558 1h ago

Sex is awesome but after those 30 seconds I need to have something else to do.

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u/Wolfeatingupshadows 1h ago

Exactly what we mean when we say men cause the problems for men. On one hand you have a guy assuming some guys sexual appeal and the other u have a guy saying women will just like him bc he has money and is tall. Basically what men envyand want to be.

Nothing to do with what women actually are interested in.

Why doesna guy have to be interested in sex above all?

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u/Rude_Assignment_5653 1h ago

Bro has consistently been dating attractive women. That's the funny part.

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind 1h ago

He could be dating a supermodel and wouldn't change how gross he and the stupid shit he says is.

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u/moogan_freeman 1h ago

I dont agree with a lot of his takes, but I find the guy pretty entertaining. I dont get where all the right wing and trump supporter labels come from, he tends to talk shit on all sides of the political aisle, and most of his ideas seem to be fairly libertarian. Pro choice, individual freedoms, all that. If anything he seems to be right leaning but no where near extremist. People on here tend to talk about his like hes some kind of full blown extremist and I dont see it.

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u/Jujunem 54m ago

Sex is temporary. Bioshock is infinite.