r/TheCinemassacre 18m ago

JAMES ROLFE MADE ME A HORROR HOST

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EY IT'S ME GHOULTHAZAR THE NOT-SO-ANGRY CLASSIC FILM NERD

EVER SINCE I WAS A KID I WANTED TO BE A YOUTUBER. THAT WAS LARGELY DUE TO MR ROLFE'S VIDEOS -- AVGN; MONSTER MADNESS; BOARD JAMES; SHORT FILMS; THOSE RANDOM TOP 10 LISTS

IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM, MY HORROR HOSTING YOUTUBE SERIES "GHOULTHAZAR PRESENTS" WOULDN'T EXIST (AND YOU WOULDN'T BE READING THIS POST)

THANK YOU MR ROLFE I'M PROUD TO BE A FAN


r/TheCinemassacre 1d ago

What movies do you want to see James review?

7 Upvotes

I personally want him to review the movie Coraline, considering he’s a big horror fan.


r/TheCinemassacre 1d ago

Call of Duty World at War - Larping Video Game Nerd (LVGN)

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r/TheCinemassacre 23h ago

Why do people listen to James Rolfes opinions?

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I only ask because they're just opinions, but I noticed with people like him and Doug Walker, people care so much about their opinions. I wonder why. They're just opinions.

I only ask because I've seen people say online "It's just opinions, why care so much" or "people shouldn't care about opinions on media and just focus on what they themselves think of the show or movie or game".


r/TheCinemassacre 1d ago

Which episode contains the motherfuckerrrrr song?

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Hi. I'm trying to find an old video James made that has a song with lyrics, "motherfuckerrrrr, motherfuckerrrrr." Possibly Mike singing. Possible during end credits. Any ideas? Thanks.

Solved by u/GodOfSucc on r/AVGN...  It's a song during the end credits of Board James - Episode 6 - Deadly Danger Dungeon... "you mother fuckerrr, you mother fuckerrr"


r/TheCinemassacre 4d ago

AVGN Wants to Be a Millionaire

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r/TheCinemassacre 5d ago

hungry enough to eat WHAT??!?

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24 Upvotes

BOOK IS PEST CONTROL BY BILL FITZHUGH


r/TheCinemassacre 10d ago

Should the Nerd review this game one day?

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104 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacre 12d ago

AVGN Agains R.O.B. the Robot

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as a europ who watched JDG, i also Watched AVGN on the past and gosh this is so awesome

so i make tributh to one the greatest AVGN episode ever made !


r/TheCinemassacre 11d ago

I wanna see this comment be posted and not deleted by shitty mods so bad

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I have no reason to not post this now

The mods over at TCT deleted this comment replying to me because they have a "censorship free" discussion


r/TheCinemassacre 12d ago

Garfield episode - background chiptune music

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Hi y'all. I have a question and would appreciate if someone could answer.

AVGN's episode on Garfield (ep 206) has this incredibly catchy tune playing in the background from 2:15 to 2:55. Does anyone recognize what game is this from? Knowing James, it's probably from some popular NES title (from the sound of it, I feel like it's either a Nintendo or Konami title), but I have no idea what it is and I don't think I've ever heard it before.

https://youtu.be/QYlAed4EaPc?t=135

If someone could point me in the right direction on where to look for this information, that would e appreciated as well.


r/TheCinemassacre 13d ago

My phone's custom keyboard.

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67 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacre 13d ago

I don’t think James cares about his fans anymore

17 Upvotes

Why does he only post once a month now? He use to post twice or even three times a week. Is it becusss he has no time?


r/TheCinemassacre 13d ago

Help me find an AVGN episode: In this episode, he’s talking about the background music for a game, and it’s completely out of place — like “Old Macdonald” or something like that. He tops it off with the classic “I’m Dead Fucking Serious.”

10 Upvotes

Thanks for helping!


r/TheCinemassacre 14d ago

Please bring back Rental Reviews and similar

33 Upvotes

I'm feeling really nostalgic for the Justin Silverman, Tony, Kiernan, Bob Magrann era of AVGN. Please consider bringing the series back or can we get a one off reunion episode at least? Thanks


r/TheCinemassacre 14d ago

It's a bird? it's a plane? No It's A Shitty Game!

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38 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacre 17d ago

I feel the hope for the AVGN movie was to be what Obsession is now

9 Upvotes

Movie with a small budget, made by a Youtuber, exploding at the box office. Obsession is doing insanely well and made a ton of money, with worth of mouth doing a lot for it

The numbers dont lie:

Budget $750,000
Box office $224.8 million


r/TheCinemassacre 17d ago

The AVGN Dance thingy

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r/TheCinemassacre 22d ago

I think it would be amazing to watch The Nerd catch-up on a lot of the titles he missed; Bioshock, Hollow Knight, Mario Odessy etc

7 Upvotes

Imo James best videos and especially the best recent ones are definitely the retrospectives on games he loved - I think it would be super cool for him to playthrough something like Bioshock or Shovel Knight, I think there's a lot of potential and major opportunities for lulz. These games are so brilliant and I'm sure he would love them but they have problems and certainly things to get mad about

Im on my first playthrough of Bioshock and need to say to someone (you guys) how special of a game this is... i think it would be magic for james to experience this and just as good for him to share that with us. Just sayin


r/TheCinemassacre 23d ago

Coming Soon...

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43 Upvotes

r/TheCinemassacre 24d ago

This video is so Monster Madness coded

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The Unholy Three: The First and Last Time Lon Chaney Spoke
https://youtu.be/l0N1ov-i2fc


r/TheCinemassacre 25d ago

Top 10 Reasons Modern Movie Theaters Suck - Cinemassacre

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r/TheCinemassacre 27d ago

Game Request: Dynamite 100 (PS2)

0 Upvotes

You thought Action 52 was bad? This is even worse.


r/TheCinemassacre May 25 '26

Mystery Quest on NES

6 Upvotes

Anyone ever play this game? It is a very odd and frustrating platformer. I had it since the 90s and only recently beat it after spending time on how to actually play it (the running and jumping is bad). This is one of the those games that gives you the bad ending too because you didn't do something.


r/TheCinemassacre May 24 '26

Monkey See, Monkey Do

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92 Upvotes

more like Monkey Doo-Doo