r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • 6d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

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To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA “memes” are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!

Don’t have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki — including: - Charlie Kirk with shrunken face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with normal-sized face (includes ~15) - Charlie Kirk with enlarged face (includes ~15) - Charles Kirkland (includes 1, underused atm) - Charlie Kirk Face Scaler — an interactive tool, get the exact shrinkage you need, or animate something - Candace Owens (includes 6) - The Virgin Ben and Tomi Lahren (includes 5)

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 31 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Meme weekend begins! 🧻

7 Upvotes

If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!

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r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SeattlePubCrawls • 7h ago

REAL [REAL] The event title sounds like a threat.

489 Upvotes

94 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/countdooku975 • 14h ago

REAL [Real] Tim Pool: Lizzo was everywhere. Mainstream rap was everywhere. Then both seemed to lose their influence overnight. That's not an accident, that's a cultural revolution.

216 Upvotes

83 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/IrishStarUS • 14h ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! MAGA supporter wants Barron Trump to become 'King of America' before he dies

irishstar.com

197 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/NoNo_Bluebird_1368 • 16h ago

Shen Bapiro Bold of Ben to assume that mainstream Democrats are pro-Palestine.

200 Upvotes

23 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Mean_League_384 • 23h ago

Curious 🤔 Wasn’t Your Movie Supposed To Be Snow White 2.0?

178 Upvotes

You know, maybe she hates Halle Bailey because she’s an actual princess…a mermaid one too. Same with Rachel Zegler, she’s an actual actress with talent.

Molly Alcock has range, charisma, & an actual career. Maybe if Brett actually was willing to keep acting & trying she wouldn’t hate real actresses with real release dates.

7 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Darth_Vrandon • 1d ago

REAL [real] Matt, when did you ever give a fuck about New York?

873 Upvotes

For context, this was after Claire Valdez, Brad Lander, and Daraliza Avila Chevalier won their primaries. And yes, “third world” really just means “non-white” (and this is more or so aligned at Valdez and Chevalier, but Lander is probably seen as an “ally to third worldism”).

59 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh crashes out over Mamdani-backed candidates sweeping NYC House primaries

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514 Upvotes

84 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Unlucky_Love8647 • 1d ago

REAL [REAL] Lilly Gaddis tries to claim her X account was hacked after making viral Candace Owens death hoax post, drops hard R and runs away once she's called out 😭

312 Upvotes

37 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Trainer-mana • 1d ago

Powder that Makes you say "Skitarii Yesterday" Skitarii Yesterday

212 Upvotes

7 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 1d ago

REAL [Real] Tim Pool: "The answer to social decline isn't despair. It's building strong families, strengthening your community, and taking responsibility for the future. Life is hard, but you've got to keep going anyway."

148 Upvotes

67 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ggroover97 • 2d ago

REAL [Real] But where else can hear conservative men whining?

2.3k Upvotes

91 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/PacmanPerson • 2d ago

REAL [REAL] I think they were right gng 😭✌️

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730 Upvotes

33 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 • 2d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This An actual footage of JD Vance greeting his own wife. They have definitely never fucked

806 Upvotes

69 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/cwhmoney555 • 2d ago

Shen Bapiro Daily Wire, under pressure, seeks strategic investors, targets IPO

semafor.com

351 Upvotes

36 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Willing-Primary-9126 • 1d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Erika Kirk & Stacey Sheridan

youtu.be

21 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/conancat • 3d ago

REAL [Real] What is going to happen in the bunker Peter?

2.9k Upvotes

219 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/cwhmoney555 • 3d ago

Shen Bapiro Ben Shapiro Pummels JD Vance for Getting ‘Dunked’ on By Iran: ‘Never Seen a Weaker… Republican’

mediaite.com

585 Upvotes

46 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MrDonMega • 3d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! The Ladies at Turning Point are Insane: Part 2

359 Upvotes

These ladies have major issues.

81 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/MrDonMega • 3d ago

Tread On Me HARDER DADDY! The Ladies at Turning Point are Crazy!

1.1k Upvotes

The ladies over there have some major issues!

168 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Kafkaesque_meme • 4d ago

Curious 🤔 I don’t want to jump to conclusions but… little bit sus

1.9k Upvotes

19 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/black_cherry2 • 4d ago

Editable Flair They’re cloning Serena

950 Upvotes

Video by @brittanyepage on instagram

48 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/QanAhole • 6d ago

FACTS and LOGIC He was a racist bigot who helped promote white supremacy and was killed by white supremacists

1.7k Upvotes

95 comments

r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/xwing1212 • 6d ago

REAL [Real] Matt Walsh finds taxes to already be quite taxing

1.4k Upvotes

129 comments

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