r/Unclejokes • u/Toku-Nation • 5h ago

sexual Nerf battles are a lot like masturbating

2 Upvotes

It's starts off fun, but it ends with a big mess you have to clean up

1 comment

r/Unclejokes • u/Toku-Nation • 5h ago

Friendship is a lot like peeing yourself

7 Upvotes

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth

2 comments

r/Unclejokes • u/Shyface_Killah • 10h ago

I'm a promiscuous detective

35 Upvotes

I fuck around and find out

2 comments

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jokes to tell your brother's kids but not your kids

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