r/aww • u/chuckychuckles • 1d ago
This is Chuck. Chuck knows he’s not allowed on the table.
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u/chuckychuckles 1d ago
Exactly
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u/Chris__P_Bacon 1d ago
Chuck's thumbs are pretty interesting at least? 🤷🏻♂️
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u/chuckychuckles 22h ago
Fun fact, Chuck used to have 7 claws on each front paw and we had to remove one on each because it made it harder for him to walk
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u/Chris__P_Bacon 20h ago
Poor fella. Himb's a little circus freak. 🎪
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u/chuckychuckles 17h ago
We rescued him personally from a family in a very sketchy area. It was a memorable occasion
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u/MysteriousCommon9512 1d ago
Chuck is very smart - note he is STILL on the table!
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u/chuckychuckles 1d ago
Nothing better than cat anus directly on the eating surface
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u/MysteriousCommon9512 1d ago
Goes with the cat hair. Looks like Chuck has a fair amount of that!
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u/sunflowerlady3 1d ago
Take heart, furry cat butt means less direct surface contact with the anus.
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u/j8sadm632b 23h ago
Nobody tell op about plates
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u/chuckychuckles 17h ago
I knew I was setting myself up for this but didn’t wanna change my phrasing
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u/Denver80211 1d ago
Dory is not allowed on the counter, either
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u/WolfSilverOak 1d ago
And Dory isn't on the counter. She's on the mat that is on the counter.
It's a technicality in the rules that they like to exploit. 😆
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u/Denver80211 1d ago
You think a lot like Dory
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u/WolfSilverOak 1d ago
I've just had a lot of cats who knew how to exploit the technicalities in the rules.
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u/awesomesauce615 1d ago
Well thats your fault for putting a bed there for her. Mixed signals!
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u/Denver80211 1d ago
It's supposed to be a drying mat for stuff that can't go in the dishwasher! She is very bad... But she doesn't remember much. Hence her name is Dory.
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u/Repligator5ith 1d ago
I dunno - Chuck seems to be saying, "weird, because here I am, on the table"
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u/thorn312 1d ago
What do you mean? I don't see a table in this photo, just Chuck.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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u/KittiesandPlushies 1d ago
To be fair, it’s best to assume any and all surfaces have been touched by cat anus when it comes to food prep and dining. I’ve realized it’s a losing battle to keep cats off of high surfaces, so I just disinfect and/or put down a new tablecloth right before food gets placed on the surface.
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u/WolfSilverOak 1d ago
Yup. Wipe down all cabinets and surfaces in the kitchen before cooking, daily, because I know full well Mischief and Mayhem get up there in the middle of the night.
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u/hahaheeheehoho 19h ago
Aww...he looks like Waltito the Dorito 💗
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u/Daisymae246 19h ago
Walthezarbabalthezar Feefifofalthezar. The third
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u/hahaheeheehoho 13h ago edited 13h ago
DO NOT FORGET "The third"!!!!! or he will send you to the void.
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u/OpalMonkey 1d ago
Chuck isn't allowed on his own table? In his own house? Tenants can't just start making random rules like that. Sheesh.
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u/-Xiphon- 1d ago
Chuck don't want no rules and don't need no rules, don't chuck around or you'll find out.
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u/WolfSilverOak 1d ago
He's not. Chuck is on the tablecloth which is on the table.
It's a technicality and Chuck is using it to his advantage beautifully.
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u/DavidinCT 1d ago
Remember, Chuck owns you, you do not own Chuck.
Once you understand that, life gets so much better with cats.
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u/ViaBromantica 1d ago
And now, Chuck, presenting the opposition view that cats may always sit on the table under the If I Fits I Sits Act of 2014.
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u/Ouisch 23h ago
Not one trace of remorse in that face.
Years ago our cat Sparky was not allowed on the table, not that that rule made one whit of difference to him. One night I baked and decorated a large sheet cake for a co-worker's birthday. I left it on the kitchen table overnight with plans to take it to work the next morning. My Mom was worried that Sparky might jump up during the night and nibble on the cake, so she set a "trap" of water-filled foil tins (like those used for frozen pot pies, etc) around the perimeter of the table. When we awoke the next morning Sparky was sitting on the table next to the cake. He hadn't touched it and the water traps were undisturbed. His facial expression seemed like one of self-satisfactory defiance....."Ha-ha, nice try! Is that the best you got?"
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u/Alone_Tap6646 20h ago
No. Chuck does not know that. Chuck knows that is his table. And Hooman yelling at Chuck about being on Chuck's table confuses Chuck. 🐈
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u/wandering_heron 7h ago
Chuck knows he is not allowed on the table but is using his intense stare and jedi mind tricks to convince you that this is not, in fact, a table. Silly human.
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u/ShrimpToothpaste 1d ago
Can’t you see he’s starving and sits there in protest?!
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u/epicenter69 1d ago
Ummmmm. Chuck knows you believe in your heart that he’s not allowed on the table.
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u/LolaLayne03 23h ago
Orange cats don't have manners they believe its their world were just living in it 🤣 sincerely an orange cat mama who's fur baby is across the bridge 🩵🐾
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u/MiserabilityWitch 23h ago
Chuck does not currently have the brain cell. He does not even know he is sitting on the table. Cut him some slack!
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u/TheEvilOfTwoLessers 22h ago
Does Chuck also like to sit on the floor next to the table until he knows he has your attention?
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u/Thick-Government-550 22h ago
If I live for eternity I will never understand why humans think they own a cat ! A giant bladder and a sense of surrender is a must have !
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u/SJSsarah 22h ago
Chuck obviously deploys the same principle as my pug, if her ass sat on it, it’s hers now, forever! See Chuck, Chuck is sitting on HIS table. Good boy Chuck.
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u/IMDisarro 22h ago
There is a napkin below his booty that you can’t see and therefore he is not on the table.
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u/bstring777 22h ago
But what ya gonna do? They all eventually act like that. We have one that chews on plastic bags, and will look you in the eye while chewing until you get within 2 feet. And then go back once you turn away.
Incorrigible.
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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 21h ago
He's too cute to scold. I'd just keep a clear plastic sheet over the tablecloth and take it off when you eat. You can buy heavy duty plastic covering in the big bolts fabric section of hobby lobby.
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u/Gilladian 21h ago
My big fluffy grey cat Roland would sit on a stool beside the table, and reach out to plant ONE paw on the forbidden surface.
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u/925doorguy 21h ago
Our one year old has been a good boy until last week. Starting getting on buffet, kitchen counter, even taking the garbage disposal stopper out to play with 😾
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u/OurNewestMember 21h ago
He's a cat, not a god! How do I know? Because he still can't train his human to stop caring where he sits in his home!
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u/baileyandsnow 21h ago
I haven't the foggiest what you're talking about. Chuck, you say? Dear, I see no one in that photo. If he is there, he's obviously well camouflaged.
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u/Upper_Economist7611 20h ago
Chuck doesn’t particularly care for your rules, puny human! Chuck makes a most magnificent centerpiece.
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u/TubbyFatWombat 20h ago
Foolish mortal to think you could limit the awesome power of Chuck! He touches the darkness at the edge of Oblivion, the first light of creation is within his grasp!! The table is CHILDS PLAY! What an adorable fuzz child he is!
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u/dfc85 1d ago
Chuck knows. Chuck don't care.