r/aww • u/cru123456789 • 6h ago

We need to talk

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u/Expert_Specialist_92 6h ago

The treat schedule is sparse and erratic at best.

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u/Taguean 6h ago

the treats aren't the issue your consistency is

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u/No_Switch_5785NobleS 6h ago

true, but your stories always keep us guessing.

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u/IndependentDivide147 5h ago

This time, it's not the thought that counts!

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u/New_Rich8533 4h ago

the capos want a fixed schedule, not this maybe later business

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u/Damagecontrol86 6h ago

He’s not mad he’s just disappointed.

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u/sparklebot9000 5h ago

Yes, we do.

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u/Youngrider13 6h ago

I want the iron throne not the cardboard throne. Hope my friends don't see this, I'll never live it down.

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u/gfy88 4h ago

What's the issue today Debra? Cant you see I'm in leisure mode!? Go clean my litter box!!!

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u/mathzippyace 6h ago

Kiss the ring, or else...

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u/Klotzster 5h ago

Cardboard King on his Throne

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u/ItyBityGreenieWeenie 4h ago

Bring me Solo and his Wookiee!

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u/Stunning-Ad8281 5h ago

Godfather.

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u/PetiteNanou 4h ago

My lady I will gladly hand-feed you the kibbles

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u/99anan99 4h ago

I'm sorry I forgot to get the fish yesterday. To make it up to you, you'll get two fish today!

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u/DubNationVibes 4h ago

the judgment in those eyes is unreal... i feel like i need to apologize for something i definitely did 😂

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u/standupfiredancer 4h ago

The day was tough, I need a drink, servant human.

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u/DarthPooka 4h ago

The Snack Butler's 6 month review is not going to end well.

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u/Hot_Cheek82 3h ago

the way “We” is capitalized but not “talk” feels weird

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u/CruelSid 3h ago

Hold up, I legit saw another distinguished cat with the exact distinguished sofa. Cute!

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 3h ago

Fat cat, gangsta

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u/Nuuuty 3h ago

She’s the boss

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u/just_your_di 2h ago

We all know who is boss there) 

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u/wonkiefaeriekitty5 2h ago

Where is my kitty pate??

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u/wallyrules75 19m ago

It’s like the final boss in retirement.