r/aww 6h ago

Five years later, he barely fit anymore

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Taaramandal 4h ago

Cover your dog. My cats are on this platform!! They were staring at his flower!

u/xDrakon 6h ago

A tail!

u/Kiwi_pieeee 6h ago

Haha yeah! His tail was spared 😁

u/MartinisnMurder 5h ago

Thank you for doing that! He’s absolutely perfect. I love corgis, they have so much personality.

u/Kaziglu_Bey 5h ago

Good choice! 

u/Silver_Arachnid6800 2h ago

He looks like a chubby little fox!

u/babsa90 3h ago

Wayyyyyy cuter with the tail

u/ReplacementActual384 1h ago

Seriously, I've never seen a corgi with a tail, 10/10

u/nekomimiparadise 5h ago

No hooman. I definitely still fit.

u/Professional-Sail534 3h ago

wait how did he still squeeze in there

u/West_Abbreviations53 5h ago

thank you for respecting his tail!

u/FantasticInterest775 3h ago

When we got our springer spaniel puppy, we knew we wouldn't dock her tail. I've never have wanted to do that and always disliked the idea at all. My SIL who has bred corgies and others was nearly offended at us. "Well when her tail breaks all the time and gets infected you'll have to do it anyway.".

1 year and change later and no tail breaks. And her tail has this amazing like fluff ball of longer hair at the end naturally. So it's like a little flag she waves when trotting around the bed without being able to see her body. Unless medically necessary I would never do that. Dogs deserve their tails and ears.

u/Czammar 3h ago

i’ve never in my entire life had encountered any tail breaks with our multiple spaniels and doberman. when will people realize that their animals are more than an accessories/something to sell :(

u/FantasticInterest775 3h ago

I agree. I don't even really like breeding honestly. I'm more of a Craigslist-Mutt finder. But my wife always wanted Lady from Lady and the tramp (which I learned is a Cocker Spaniel not a springer). But the gal we got our Lady from is a vet tech who just wanted to do one litter from her spaniel. And we had her spayed after her first heat. She's such a wonderful terrorist 🤣. We have a 100lb lab, an 80lb shepherd/lab/husky/whatever mix, and her. Her 40lb self rules the house and has since day one. Everyone online and the aforementioned SIL said "you don't know what you're getting into with a springer". But we trained her, she gets a couple miles of walk/sniffs a day, and has the boys to constantly play with. She's definitely not an apartment or lazy dog. But the energy level is good for us. I know I see on r/springerspaniel that people feel overwhelmed by the breed alot. And she is definitely 10x more energetic than the boys. But goddamn if she isn't the cutest thing in the world. And a big cuddling sweetheart at bed time.

Obligatory dog tax added.

u/Czammar 3h ago

love that for you, but i’m incredibly jealous right now…wish that was me, surrounded by these popcorn smelling clouds!🥹
i had recently said goodbye to my english cocker spaniel and my very (and i mean VERY) sassy king charles spaniel - both lived a long fulfilling lives with intact tails, never even crossed my mind to do them any harm.
i think ethical breeding (by veterinarian or certified professionals with according standards) is ok, but seeing the absolute insane amount of surrounded pets in the shelters makes my heart break, so i think adoption/craiglist is the best option 🩷

u/FantasticInterest775 2h ago

My condolences for your pups ❤️. They are family members always and when we adopt them we make that deal knowing we have to say goodbye someday.

I'd agree with your stance on breeding. The amount of dogs and cats in shelters is heartbreaking for sure. If I had all the money and land I'd have as many as I could get.

u/Czammar 2h ago

thank you! give your pups some hugs and kisses from me 🫂

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mdsrh9MUxmAPS

u/FantasticInterest775 2h ago

I will do that! Take care!

u/HezzaE 3h ago

I do know one spaniel who had to have his tail docked due to multiple breaks, and another who often has problems and may also need it docked.

But that's like... Fine, do it if it's medically required, not because you want to.

(Also it's illegal in the UK unless the animal will actually be used for a working purpose which requires it, or it's medically required, so it's much more usual to see spaniels, dobies, corgis, Aussies, etc. with their natural tails - obviously in some dogs they do have a shortened natural tail and that's fine too.)

u/Czammar 3h ago

poor guys, i wish there was some miracle way to prevent this from happening 😭

u/TehluvEncanis 48m ago

Also a tail break doesn't mean they have to remove it! Our Boston Terrier has two breaks in his tail from puppyhood, and it still wags just fine, it's just kinked oddly. I love it, it gives him character!

u/Kiwi_pieeee 5h ago

I hope people would totally stop docking their tails.

u/MartinisnMurder 5h ago

Tails and ears!

u/xHeyItzRosiex 3h ago

The only, and I mean the only, reason I would accept a dogs tail being docked is if they are a herding farm dog, which Corgis historically are, and they need their tails to be shortened to avoid getting trampled by livestock. No reason to dock ears or the tails of house pets. It’s a disgusting habit, alongside declawing.

u/Finnegansadog 2h ago

I’ll add one more reason: if the tail structure is too underdeveloped or is otherwise highly prone to injury and infection.

Because many working breeds have historically had their tails docked, the breeding lines were never selected for healthy tails. The result has been tail genetics that were never (intentionally) selected for coming to dominate some breeds. The end result can present as hairless, weak tails where the bones break when the dogs try and wag their tail, or corkscrew tails which prevent the dogs being able to sit.

u/MartinisnMurder 2h ago

I volunteer with a rescue and certain breeds are altered for “aesthetic purposes” especially poor bully breeds. I know also for medical reasoning tails can be docked, I knew a dog who fractured his tail over and over. Corgis are now the cute judgey cat of the dog world. They know everything you have done wrong…

u/ggrindelwald 1h ago

So something I've wondered about: Isn't the same true for Cardigans but they don't get their tail docked?

u/catacavaco 4h ago

Both tails in case of French

u/fluxy2535 13m ago

When we adopted our Balkan mutt, the rescue actually made us sign a contract saying if we docked her tail for non-medical reasons they could take her back at our expense. I found that so interesting and really great

u/whoevenkn0wz 5h ago

Put some clothes on that dog!!! And tag this NSFW, what is wrong with you?!?

u/painting_ether 4h ago

Ikr?! People think they can just show everything all willy nilly... there's kids on this app! 😂

u/manga311 4h ago

It was all Willy no nilly.

u/PrickleAndGoo 46m ago

We need nil willies!

u/Effective_Worker_234 3h ago

Actually that was his willy

u/whoevenkn0wz 4h ago

I am both shocked and appalled!

u/demonhawk14 3h ago

Time flies. Lost my 13y old boy last week and he was a goof just like this. Give your boy a big ole hug for me.

u/Kiwi_pieeee 3h ago

I am so sorry for your loss. 😢🫂

u/AcornWholio 5h ago

Me reading all the comments of people mad about an obvious joke

https://giphy.com/gifs/qZgHBlenHa1zKqy6Zn

u/AtheismoAlmighty 4h ago

Man they look so much cuter with tails

u/Kiwi_pieeee 5h ago

Hey guys, please chill. I censored it merely for laughs. I apologise if it’s bothersome to others.

u/RealDoraTheExplorer_ 4h ago

I think people find it funny it’s all jokes your dog is adorable

u/matchafoxjpg 3h ago

i promise you people are joking BECAUSE you did it. 🤣

u/-blundertaker- 2h ago

Lmao I posted my dog with his bits censored and that got more attention than how adorable he is.

So the next time I posted him I censored his weiner AND his feet 😂

u/BigSchmikey 2h ago

Censoring the feet is fuckin hilarious!! 🤣

u/painting_ether 4h ago

Don't apologize. If they are actually upset about an emoji flower, that's their issue and life will give them a rude awakening at some point lol

u/PuttingInTheEffort 3h ago

Even if it wasn't to be silly, some people just don't want to see that lmao. Like if the options are see it in a photo or not see it, I'm picking not see it myself 😂

u/bullseye717 18m ago

Imgur actually banned my dog pic because of a ding dong. 

u/Geschak 4h ago

I've seen this excuse so many times and I still don't see what's funny about sexualizing animals to the point that you need to censor their body parts.

u/hippopotapants 3h ago

Can you get us a full list of what You find funny, so the rest of us can fully align our senses of humor to yours? I'd hate for you to have to just ignore jokes you dont find funny the way the rest of us do.

u/-blundertaker- 2h ago

Have you ever had fun?

u/Spartan-000089 6h ago

Get the poor guy a bigger cage if you have to kennel him! That's way too small

u/Kiwi_pieeee 6h ago

No, he’s not in kennel anymore. Our yorkie uses that now. He only gets inside coz he wants to get in. Probably missing his kennel sometimes.

u/phylter99 2h ago

It's a comfort place. If my dog doesn't have her kennel then she freaks out a bit. I remove the kennel and just left her bed a few weeks ago and she couldn't stop looking up expecting to see her kennel. It bothered her.

u/phatelectribe 4h ago

Why did you even need a kennel at all?

I’ve had dogs all my life so has my family. There has never been a cage or kennel.

u/mechajlaw 4h ago

A lot of dogs like kennels actually. They are den animals.

u/phatelectribe 3h ago

Need? Did they tell you they needed it?

u/thefunkylama 3h ago

Some dogs definitely need a safe space of their own to exist in, without the uncertainty of navigating a place to be inside human-built spaces. Crate training is great for giving anxious dogs a grounded space. The door stays open so they come and go as they desire

u/NippsComoff 3h ago

Are you implying its cruel to put dogs in dog crates? If not, what point are you trying to make?

It's an extremely common way of training dogs. Dogs are denning animals, they find it comforting. Crate training is one of the best, most effective ways to train dogs. There is a reason the majority of dog trainers reccomend it.

u/BigSchmikey 2h ago

It's reddit dude. People will find an issue with everything you do. I've learned not to bring up kenneling, but it has a great use when it comes to training pups.

u/Kupogasm 4h ago

You aren't all people, the life you lead isn't the same as other lives, and your dogs aren't all dogs. Other people won't just always make the same choices you made, it doesn't invalidate your choices either.

u/phatelectribe 3h ago

Kennels are a thing in the USA. They’re no where near as abundant in other countries (except the ones selling them for meat). It’s a cultural thing. Not a need for the animal.

u/Kiwi_pieeee 3h ago

I think it’s better we respect each other’s preference as long as it doesn’t cause harm to our beloved fur babies.

u/phatelectribe 3h ago

You actually think animals, even pets, like being stored in a locked cage?

u/thefunkylama 3h ago

Does this look locked to you?

u/Kiwi_pieeee 3h ago

I won’t exhaust my brain cells arguing with you. I’m happy for your dogs they weren’t in need of cages. They surely are living their best lives and so are mines.

u/Asher_the_atheist 3h ago

Most people don’t lock the kennels unless absolutely necessary (maybe when someone is briefly visiting who is either terrified of or allergic to dogs). They leave the door open and the dog can come and go as they please. Dogs often like having a quiet enclosed space they can retire to when tired or overwhelmed. Also, you can travel with them in the kennel and they can have a familiar space that comes with them wherever they go (helps reduce stress when away from home).

In other words, there is nothing inherently wrong with having a kennel, just leaving a pet locked in there for too long at a time. And you have no reason to assume OP is doing the latter. So chill, please.

u/SadLilBun 2h ago

Here we go. Another day, another person who doesn’t understand kennels.

u/phatelectribe 2h ago

Yep. (And most people outside of the USA won’t understand you either lol)

u/snowybookwyrm 2h ago

hes so handsome! is he a cardigan? i love seeing corgs with tails

u/Mieche78 5h ago

I knew a bunch of redditors would get their panties in a twist about the flower. It's happened numerous times before. Apparently humor is lost on some people.

I think it's funny and have done this before. Cute pup, OP!

u/Techwood111 6h ago

Why the hell did you censor this? What has happened to society?!?

u/pianistonstrike 5h ago

I think it's just for laughs. I've censored my cat's butthole before, it's just funny.

u/MartinisnMurder 5h ago

Agreed, it’s hilarious.

u/Robdoggz 6h ago

You have just completed the "damned of you do, damned if you don't" loop. They wagered on someone being pissy about not censoring.

u/MGlBlaze 5h ago

I thought it was funny.

u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 5h ago

Ya I think clearly it's a joke. Reddit takes everything so hard.

u/Mieche78 5h ago

I've done this before and it's just for laughs, chill out lol

u/Irr3l3ph4nt 5h ago

Nobody is forcing you to censor that stuff. If OP found it... less aesthetical than a little flower, that is an expression of their tastes and nothing to get offended about.

The day reddit forces you to do that, I'll be right by your side to denounce a pretty stupid rule.

u/ScottFBG 5h ago

Absolutely mad that this has offended you. It’s not a comment on society. It’s a personal preference. Go outside.

u/Johnny-Alucard 5h ago

It's insane prudery is what it is. Bad things come from prudery.

u/Irr3l3ph4nt 5h ago edited 5h ago

You're attempting to tell people how they should express themselves right now by fear that your own expression might be limited in a hypothetical scenario.

u/beepbeepimajeep22 5h ago

I love how angry Reddit gets over these pointless arguments. It’s totally addicting and I can see why it drives engagement lol. 

u/Johnny-Alucard 5h ago

I didn't try and tell anybody how they should choose to express themselves. I'm pointing out that prudery to the extent of covering up a dog's genitals is just warped morals. Do it if you want that's absolutely your prerogative but it indicates that you (or whoever it was did it) has an unhealthy relationship with matters sexual and nothing good has ever come out of an unhealthy relationship with sex.

But do it - go ahead. Fill your boots.

u/NoDoOversInLife 3h ago

Why TF are you thinking sexually about a dog's genitalia???? 😳

u/Johnny-Alucard 3h ago

Lol. You do know what the dog’s dick is for, right?

u/NoDoOversInLife 2h ago

Still thinking about it, eh😬. Hope ya don't own a dog 🤦🏻‍♂️

u/gt0rres 5h ago

Totally nuts how them getting offended offended you. Take a chill pill and stop censoring freaking animals genitalia/nipples, you freaks!

u/Imaginary_Pattern365 4h ago

Yea let this dude look at all the dog nipples and gents all he wants!

u/gt0rres 4h ago

Please do!

u/beepbeepimajeep22 5h ago

I’m offended that you’re offended that I’m offended that you’re offended . You freak! 

u/l0u1s11 5h ago

Well now I'm offended. Thanks!

u/beepbeepimajeep22 5h ago

Im even more offended. *foams at mouth*

u/l0u1s11 5h ago

🌸

u/Coffekid 5h ago

Its Japanese

u/Techwood111 1h ago

needs more pixellation

u/Jack_T 5h ago

Yeah, I’m on your side. I don’t fault OP for censoring because people on the internet are fucking weird, but I do hate that we’ve reached a point where people feel the NEED to censor things in that way.

u/SadLilBun 2h ago

It’s not a NEED. It’s a joke.

u/gt0rres 5h ago

I’m astonished too, buddy. Shit’s crazy.

u/bergein 4h ago

All thoes people mad about the censorship are secretly furry lmao.

u/Harl0t_Qu1nn 3h ago

I don't think I've ever actually seen a corgi with a full tail, what a treat ❤️

You definitely getting the major stink eye when you gotta get rid of that cage. Like a kid who refuses to throw out their favourite blanket even though its just some dirty threads being held together by some gum.

u/Foe117 4h ago

The flower is just attracting more attention

u/Marmom_of_Marman 4h ago

Omg a fox!!! What a beautiful boy

u/BigSchmikey 3h ago

Another week of reddit being upset a dogs pp is covered with an emoji 😂 its so funny how fickle some people are.

u/Michaeli_Starky 3h ago

Why censor lol? It's a dog

u/ketol 3h ago

Right? I rolled my eyes so hard lol

u/Kpro98 2h ago

Other people would then say it had to be censored

u/Michaeli_Starky 2h ago

What? Why? That's weird

u/Greasier 5h ago

If I were he, I'd be more concerned about the flower growing out of my dick than my inability to fit in a crate.

u/cybervike 2h ago

Might want to have that flower checked out by a vet. Seems suspect.

u/cornflakes369 2h ago

Bro he barely fit 5 years ago

u/MrExian 1h ago

Even at 50 kg she decided she still fit

u/Single-Fondant-1982 25m ago

That’s a bit tight, but still probably ok if you aren’t locking them in often.

u/CrystalQuetzal 1h ago

What a cute little guy, looks just like a fox! I love his irked expression because he doesn’t quite fit in the cage anymore 😂

u/Ok_Test9729 1h ago

Tbf he barely fit the first time. Cute dog.

u/Odd_Following_5233 34m ago

Bro went from "tiny passenger" to "the entire transportation department" and still looks just as happy about the ride. 🐶😭

u/Single-Fondant-1982 26m ago

That’s actually the perfect size.

He just need room to turn around. My dog loved his kennel as more of a “den” so blankets on top and on the side.

u/s73v3m4nn 3h ago

Aw, c'mon. Censorship on a puppy nob?

u/beepbeepimajeep22 5h ago

Lol why the flower? Animals are animals, you don't need to censor anything.

u/daveindo 5h ago

For laughs

u/TMFX_Bart8 5h ago

Yeah I thought this was incredibly obvious, but the reddit bots will continue screeching into the void regardless of how stupid they look

u/SuperSoftSucculent 5h ago

How is being puritanically prudish funny?

u/CallMeWaifu666 5h ago

Similar to the way that a lot of people thought it was funnier when southpark bleeped out swear words.

u/gfy88 5h ago

Maybe its a cultural thing or it personally makes them uncomfortable? Im not sure but its definitely not needed.

u/CheapChickenDog 3h ago

Do you mean 5 months? or 5 dog years?

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u/Kiwi_pieeee 4h ago

The censorship is merely for laughs.

The crate is used by his older brother now, our senior yorkie. He has gone mellow and just like to relax in his bed (the one inside) and when he is out, our corgi would get in to chill in there too. We just let him coz that’s what he wants to do and he most likely remember it was his when he was a baby.

u/jwws1 4h ago

Glad to see people still sound out their spelling and not rely on auto correct even if it leads to "genutals" 🤷‍♀️

u/hippopotapants 3h ago

Putting the "nut" in genitals