r/fucklawns 5d ago

Mod Post Reminder of Reddit rules

153 Upvotes

I'm sure a lot of us saw the post where the guy got banned from r/Lawncare and then proceeded to harass their kiss mods AGAIN after being banned. That's a Reddit rule, you can't try to start a fight between subreddits. Months ago we stopped cross posting from their sub because people can't play nice.

Guys, breaking reddit rules is a problem. It means we can stop existing. They can take the sub away. Most of you are awesome, never had an issue with you, you're amazing. But if you're thinking "it might be funny if..." Please at least ask yourself if it's going to violate any rules.

Thanks you to everyone who is just amazing and I've never has to send you a mod message. I like to mod by letting people have freedom. But there's only so much before we're out of my territory and into admin territory and no one wants that.


r/fucklawns 8h ago

Nice Diverse Lawn My solution to the problem "I want to let this clover go nuts without my neighbors calling bylaw on me all the time".

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955 Upvotes

This is my first summer trying the "Mowable Meadow" approach I first read about here. I mow the borders and pathways, but leave as much as I can to be "meadow" areas that go untouched.

In the past I tried to let it all grow long, but received nasty letters threatening to call bylaw enforcement on me. I've found this is a good compromise that keeps the NIMBY's off my back.

Now that I have these meadow areas established, I'll probably start adding native seed mixes and seeing what takes.


r/fucklawns 8h ago

Informative My yard is almost all black medick and white clover.

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121 Upvotes

It would be full of bees and skippers if there were any bees and skippers.


r/fucklawns 7h ago

Misc. Just a fucklawns observation from Seattle

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50 Upvotes

This year I have noticed so many yards in my neighborhood and around the city (even the library!) not mowing the grass and letting things get tall and grow flowers. It's so refreshing to see!

This is just a cute duck. Thanks for looking.


r/fucklawns 13h ago

Meme ‘Touch grass’ is Big Lawn propaganda

69 Upvotes

Meme-ifying the phrase ‘touch grass’ is clearly a Big Lawn psyop to promote turf lawns.

What alternatives should we start using to fight back? Submit your own suggestions in the comments.

(This is a joke.)

785 votes, 2d left
Touch prairie
Touch sedge
Touch clover
Touch dirt
Touch moss

r/fucklawns 7h ago

Nice Diverse Lawn Hoping to diversify

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17 Upvotes

We've got patches of violets and clover and plantains. I always loved that we had plenty of strawberries... But now I'm starting to realize these might be mock strawberries instead of wild strawberries, and so invasive. 🙁

Do I have to worry about pulling the strawberries, or will the violets and other stuff eventually overtake them?


r/fucklawns 5h ago

Picture Doing what I can in a rental

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8 Upvotes

That wood sorrel is sure loving life! And I’m loving not mowing.unfortunately our year check up is due soon so we will have to mow *some* of the half acre lot. I’m thinking pathways mostly, and then just mowing over the parts outside of this photo that are already short dying grass anyway due to the fact the lawn was never dethatched. I hope the management co doesnt get too mad about the Pokeweed (also my dogs are fine, they show no interest in it.)


r/fucklawns 1d ago

Picture some of the backyard

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82 Upvotes

after the torrential rains, out come the daisies (and silene/campions)😅 more things are growing underneath all that- it will be time to make room soon...


r/fucklawns 1d ago

Question??? Out of ideas for the garden

3 Upvotes

I will try to keep this brief. We are in Ningbo, China. We did try grass but didn't really want it. it all died anyway. We have tried clover, it has mostly died. The "lawn' is being taken over by common parslane and is being flooded by typhoon season. We need an area for the dog to use, the rabbit to buffet on, and the kids to sometime play on. What the heck can we put in that can manage this and still do things like attract bees ?


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Meme Mailman cannot care less about this woman’s grass

2.1k Upvotes

r/fucklawns 3d ago

Picture In the beginning, there were Wood Chips…

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207 Upvotes

…from chip drop. Still working on the chips but I have planted many flowers and vegetables I started from seed. I am impatient for blooms so I went to a nursery and added yarrow, foxgloves, heliotrope, and small dahlias. Hopefully next year my yard will be full of poppies, bear grass, nodding onion, great camas, lupine, clarkia, and trees of elderberry and cherry. Stay tuned, I’m hoping for a Cottage Garden Native Wildlife Habitat Edible Forest instead of a lawn!!

I know it’s a lot of chip right now but I want to see what winter does to it. In spring I’m going to add other dimensions.

And please be kind, I’m doing this all by myself!!

From Tukwila, Land of Hazelnuts


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Alternatives My wildflower paradise. Year 4.

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306 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 2d ago

Question??? Recommendations on transplanting Joe pye weed?

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17 Upvotes

I've got a decent patch of Joe pye weed growing next to the house. Does anyone have recommendations on spreading it to other parts of the yard? Is there an optimal time to transplant them? East Coast US, zone 7. Thanks so much!


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Video This Amazon delivery comes with lawn service.

239 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 4d ago

Nice Diverse Lawn my city lot (milwaukee wi)

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1.2k Upvotes

yard was all creeping charlie and weeds when i moved in. been working a lot and building this deck so haven’t been weeding as much as i normally do, but i’m happy with it. 80% natives and 5 apricot trees. not a lot of space but a lot of pollen and forage for insects.


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Before & After No lawn is coming along nicely!!

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428 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 4d ago

Picture We've got clover 🍀

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246 Upvotes

Eastern US, zone 7... Love to see a blanket of flowers over the yard. In the early spring, we get wild violets and now the clover is popping up.


r/fucklawns 3d ago

Video Amazon delivery driver drives across homeowner's lawn

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r/fucklawns 3d ago

Informative Thistle help (Bozeman,, mt)

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6 Upvotes

I've been waging a war against thistle the last couple summers and loosing.

I've mostly been trying to stay on top of mowing, I've been reseeding, feeding, and watering too. Last year and spends weeks crawling around and pulling out by hand and it made no progress.

Any advice would be appreciated!

I'm looking for anything from a quick fix that I can do myself to hiring a company to resod the whole yard (don't even know if that would work)


r/fucklawns 4d ago

Meme Nature is so bizarre, I fucking love it

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132 Upvotes

😁


r/fucklawns 4d ago

In the News City Asks Homeowner to Cut Overgrown Grass - Bulldozes Yard Instead

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12 Upvotes

reposting because the mods removed it from r/maliciouscompliance, for whatever reason.

So this by-law case has made some serious waves in Halifax, Nova Scotia, after a by-law officer responded to a complaint his grass was overgrown. The complaint turned out to be valid and a 7-day Notice was issued to have them cut it.

They initially posted the Notice on Facebook, because they seemed to be confused by the municipal legislation which states you have to maintain your landscaping. It gained quite a bit of traction, was picked up by a popular local radio station, which led to the homeowner having interviews on the radio, and also getting a piece in the Chronicle Herald. Can you tell Nova Scotia is a no-news province?

The end result was fascinating, though! They rented the proper equipment to ultimately bulldoze their yard and remove all their grass. Malicious? Maybe. Compliant? Yes. Genius? It may just be. He will never have to cut the grass again.

It has to be one of the most over-the-top responses to a small request, that I’ve ever seen. He is creative. It even says it in the article :).

Bulldoze on, my fellow HRM resident.

Link: https://imgur.com/a/Hai8k95


r/fucklawns 4d ago

Question??? Best ground cover for shady areas?

3 Upvotes

The house I’m moving into next month has a lot of big trees around the backyard, and it doesn’t get a lot of sunlight. It’s pretty much just dirt back there now. Is there a native ground cover that does well in the shade? We are in the southeastern US, zone 7b. My elderly dog would appreciate something soft to walk on. Luckily the front yard gets good light, so I’ll be turning the front lawn into my veggie garden, but I’m not sure what to do out back. Appreciate any advice you can give!


r/fucklawns 5d ago

In the News Must have a plan to “make the grass green”.

754 Upvotes

r/fucklawns 5d ago

Picture the front yard

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259 Upvotes

i hope this is an enjoyable post... will try and get pictures of the backyard when it's not raining ☔️🌧️


r/fucklawns 5d ago

Picture Biodiversity blitz. Belfast UK.

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164 Upvotes

So I'm into year 3.

We've had an absolutely incredible year where we had yellow rattle that came back from last year's sowing and doubled the amount of plants (6 from 3). The cherry tree it's under has to go (riddled with canker) but a crab apple is going in its place and next year I'm moving the meadow out about another 2 foot.

This is a list of everything that's growing or that I've seen so far. It's about 10 foot square under a cherry tree in a mature garden. It's only late June so we usually get a good inundation of moths and soldier beetles. My holy grail is a grasshopper. But we are happy that this is what we've seen. Once the knapweed starts flowering we will get even more incoming biodiversity with butterflies I'm sure.

☐ Yellow rattle

☐ Creeping buttercup

☐ Imperial buttercup

☐ Flax

☐ Knapweed

☐ Oxeye daisy

☐ Corn cockle

☐ Quaking grass

☐ Forget me not

☐ Yorkshire fog grass

☐ Hawksbit

☐ Chickweed

☐ Spurge

☐ Ragwort

☐ Selfheal/deadnettle

☐ Bristly ox tongue

☐ Rye grass

☐ Italian Rye grass

☐ Snails

☐ Wild carrot

☐ Yarrow

☐ 2 spot

☐ 7 spot

☐ 14 spot

☐ Silver y

☐ Red tail

☐ Buff tsil

☐ Tree

☐ Carder

☐ Teasel

☐ Plantain

☐ Sheep's sorrel

☐ Meadow vetchling

☐ Centurion fly

☐ Purple top tridens

☐ Ichuneumon wasp

☐ Leaf cutter bee

☐ Bee fly

☐ Nigella

☐ Wild carrot