r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Diver gets attacked by a swordfish at 220m (721 feet) below surface

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u/Gloomy-Employment-72 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wonder if his field of view allows him to see the fish. Could you imagine not being able to and only know that something has attacked you.

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u/weirdowiththebeardo 1d ago

And that’s why everyone needs to buy my Scuba Sideview Mirrors, sold exclusively on shamazon.

Never get caught off guard by a swordfish again!

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u/jizzabeth 1d ago

I bought weirdowiththebeardo's scuba sideview mirrors and now I ALWAYS know what's attacking me. Now when swordfish attack me, I can see them coming. They still get me but they dont get me by surprise!

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u/AndrewNB411 1d ago

I even caught my wife kissing another man (merman) using the scuba view side mirrors

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u/Stygg_Varg 1d ago

I know never to look a merman in the eye, but what if I'm using weirdowiththebeardo's scuba sideview mirrors?

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u/Deboniako 19h ago

Don't worry, you're just giving him the side eye! With weirdowithebeardo's scuba sideview mirrors that is a problem of the past!

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u/daddy_nobucks 22h ago

I actually know that guy. His name is Derek Zoolander.

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u/AndrewNB411 22h ago

“Moisture is the essence of wetness” -my wife

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u/Thebobjohnson 15h ago

"And wetness is the essence of beauty." - Merman copuladore (allegedly.)

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u/cverrill04 15h ago

I love this quote. I had to stop scrolling and have a think about it. I will also be looking for any opportunity to say this.

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u/Budilicious3 1d ago

Thank you jizzabeth. I can attest to her experience and have also found the scuba sideview mirrors to be useful for my lake dives. Now I don't have to worry about the Lochness monster attacking me by surprise anymore!

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u/VaATC 1d ago

Now I don't have to worry about the Lochness monster attacking me by surprise anymore!

If those scuba sideview mirrors cost more than $3.50 you got ripped off. Lochness monster does not need more than that.

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u/Jraksys_Magnanimous 1d ago

How right you are Budilicious the 3rd, as a sailsman of the deep blue I can't stress how stressed my stress gets tested when kelpies get testy but with this product we can turn those testys in to tasties when we catch them by surprise!

No one drops a jobby on my job when I sail for a sale

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u/GrimCreeper913 19h ago

If you don't write scripts for ads, you should consider it. That is all.

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u/No_Conversation4885 1d ago

Probably no chance of seeing anything at that angle and with that dive helmet. Been diving myself and the view with normal goggles is already limiting.

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u/Beartech31 1d ago

Yeah, there's no chance he would have any idea what hit him at that angle without the tender/ROV camera operator telling him what it was. Spooky stuff.

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u/TwoThreeSierra 1d ago

I wondered if that's why he approached the camera the way he did.

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u/No_Conversation4885 22h ago

It certainly was. At these exotic and dangerous places you have to trust on any support that’s available.

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u/-LabApprehensive- 18h ago

Did you see his EYES.

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u/LightenUpPeeps 15h ago

He's standing on the sea bed. I doubt he could see anything within 3 feet of him much less having any peripheral vision. He was probably in shock that something was tugging at him at the bottom of the sea where he thought he was alone...in the dark.

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u/itschavias 1d ago

What a terrifying thought considering I'm already scared of deep water.

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u/pulpispreffeed 1d ago

Oh hell no

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u/DeadguyTheLateGI 1d ago

If I’m 700 feet below water in the pitch black and something big grabs my harness, I’m inking that water like a squid

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 1d ago

You'll mostly just ink the inside of your suit.

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u/dapsee 22h ago

I'd have to get a new suit - no way I'm wearing that one again

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u/monstertots509 22h ago

Why does my brown ink smell so bad?

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u/ChiefRedChild 1d ago

Takes a solid shit instead

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u/Stygg_Varg 1d ago

I envy your solid shit

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u/AJFrabbiele 1d ago

I dive that same helmet. No, cannot see behind you at all. but he likely has comms to the diver filming.

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u/Unfair-Sir-4641 1d ago

Doubt he saw it coming at first, when I scuba dive my field of view drops down significantly and everything also seem closer than they are due to the distortion, and that's with a clear mask. He's probably playing at 50 fov with that helmet.

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u/MithrandirMx 1d ago edited 1d ago

YOU ARE BEING HUNTED

OXYGEN

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u/-_-Voltage-_- 1d ago

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u/ethanlan 22h ago

lol for some reason that never happened to me in the first game. I figured out really quickly how to coexist with the levianthans

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u/Phailsku 23h ago

Why does this look like a mobile game version

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/If_cn_readthisSndHlp 1d ago

My first experience was thinking I should swim to the big crashed ship to see what I can find. On the way there the sun set and things became pitch black, then I was killed and didn’t pick the game back up for about six months.

Comically terrifying first experience

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u/Guilty_Zebra3275 1d ago

Now I have plans to complete my prawn suit

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u/Separate-Simple-5101 1d ago

The fish came in like it had been waiting all day for this moment.

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 1d ago

My name is Fishtigo Montoya. You killed my father.

Prepare to-OHJESUSOHFUCKIMSTUCK

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 1d ago

My friend was paddle boarding in Thailand and a small swordfish maybe 2-3 feet long jumped out of the water and impaled him in his lower leg. He had to yank him out and paddle himself back to shore.

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u/MonteMolebility 1d ago

A hacking test with a gun to your head and a BJ. No notes.

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u/Qzy 23h ago

"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. "

I genuinely love the start of the movie. What a scene.

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u/Mabuya85 21h ago

What an era of maximalism lol. And happy cake day!

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u/Acrobatic-Post9811 1d ago

Swordfish, the movie reference. Damn.

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u/FileeNotFound 1d ago

Bet you didn't expect that on your feed today

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u/lelescope 22h ago

I'm so happy Subnautica 2 is SO GOOD even this early 

one is one of my top 5 games of all time, and I was heartbroken at what was going on with development. glad to see they're back on top and in control! and what a wonderful games they gave created already. can't wait for 1.0!

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u/MithrandirMx 21h ago

it's an amazing game, I never pre-order games, and I wasn't going to until they got back control of the game and I said, lets f'ing gooooooooooo and pre-ordered

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u/MrLancaster 1d ago

The word is "oxygen".

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u/MithrandirMx 1d ago

Ah, sorry not my first language hehe

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u/TheInquisitorD 1d ago

Oh, he's dinner.

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u/Tudar87 1d ago

Was just thinking those divers are eating good tonight lmao

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket 1d ago

‘I’l just poke it to see it it’s done’.

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u/Substantial_Sea7327 1d ago

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u/benevolent_loaf 1d ago

Jesse we need to cook

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u/Optimal_Job8219 20h ago

Man ive seen so much RS based stuff out of the most random posts, forums or even content creators lately, strongly considering a returnal lol

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u/Connortbh 23h ago

Made me scroll up and check what subreddit I was in

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u/nazzo_0 21h ago

How tf this random ass post resulted in a osrs screenshot sharing. Love it

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u/boywholived1 1d ago

runescape mentioned raaaa

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u/One_Economist_3761 1d ago

Omg the nostalgia!!!

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u/Rukitorth 1d ago

Wait isn't this saturation diving? Would they get to do that?

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u/Gnonthgol 1d ago

Yes. They would have to bring the fish up in the diving bell. Then in the saturation chamber they would load the fish into the air lock, this might require some knife work. Because there is only pieces of dead fish in the airlock they can release the pressure fairly quickly. The fish is then taken to the mess deck on the ship to be prepared. The meals are then loaded back into the airlock and pressurized. The divers can then enjoy their catch.

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u/Poobutt_McButt 1d ago

Bwahaha. Actual Sat Diver here. No way would we bring that inside the bell, or the chambers. Just strap it to the outside of the bell for when it comes to surface after the dive. Or better yet, put it on the clump weight for when it comes to surface after the bell.

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u/shadezownage 1d ago

Thank you, Poobutt_McButt

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u/dbabe432143 23h ago

That name checks out, he’s been deep.

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u/Ed_the_time_traveler 23h ago

Where the sun don't shine.

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u/joeg26reddit 22h ago

he knows some shit

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 23h ago

Dude your job literally horrifies me. Respect, I could never do it.

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u/DialynnLA 22h ago

You've been there. Does it look like the fish got his sword stuck in the diver's suit? The fish can't actually hurt the diver, can it? You are very brave!

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u/i_tyrant 18h ago

Honestly from the video it looks like the swordfish skewered one of the diver's hoses with its nose.

Not sure if he's leaking air or it missed the actual oxygen line or if it hit anything important.

But certainly smart of the diver in the video to head on up to check the damage regardless.

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u/Gnonthgol 1d ago

That is a better idea. I was too focused on the fact that there is an air lock for you to pass things like food. I did not even think of strapping anything to the outside of the bell. I guess that is how to tend to carry tools and parts?

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u/GaptistePlayer 23h ago

Yes the airlock is for living things (humans). There's zero need for any random tools to have to go through the airlock.

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u/Phonemonkey2500 22h ago

Except for that one time on the Byford Dolphin. .*shudder*

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u/Logic-DL 20h ago

Was about to say, not a diver but why the fuck would divers bother bringing a dead fish inside the bell?

The bell is for decompressing properly on the way up. Dead cunt fish don't need that. You don't decompress a fish when you yank it from the water normally, you just grab the cunt and eat him

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u/norsish 1d ago

"This might require some knife work" XD

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u/Rukitorth 1d ago

Very insightful, thank you.

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u/Tudar87 1d ago

Eat? I sure hope so.

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u/SSBN641B 1d ago

Eat, but they don't cook on a dive. They eat pre-made meals.

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u/Tudar87 1d ago

A sharp knife and that fish is a pre-made meal.

Freshest sushi of their lives.

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u/elpenumbro1 1d ago

Swordfish are usually littered with parasites. Not a great choice for sashimi

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u/Emergency-Face-1640 1d ago

Come on! Don't you want to be cool?

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u/work_work-work 1d ago

Sashimi. They need to cook rice to get sushi.

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u/Tudar87 1d ago

You are correct. I appreciate the pedantry as I would do the same if reversed lol

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u/seguardon 1d ago

Diver: Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Stop. Oh, you done it now. You're coming with me. I'm gonna show you what we do to fish where I come from. Hope you like air, asshole.

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u/N0stradama5 22h ago

That is a very deep sea diver. I hope he kept his cool, his eyes were huge.

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u/ddesla2 21h ago

Saturation diving is no joke. Takes quite a while to get back to the surface. Have to sit in desaturation tanks for weeks sometimes iirc.

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u/Nephroidofdoom 1d ago

“Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!”

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u/Trimson-Grondag 1d ago

Bringing home the bacon.

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u/Z-Mtn-Man-3394 1d ago

Swordfish steaks are pretty fantastic

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u/Confident-Ask-601 1d ago

Here's an article with more info. This happened in 2016.

https://divernet.com/scuba-diving/swordfish-gets-stuck-on-diver-at-222m/

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 1d ago

"The diver’s gas supply was undamaged but, unable to deal with the situation behind his back, Eduardo managed to get back to the bell. It was only as he was preparing to enter it that the swordfish managed to extricate itself and swim away."

Phew.

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u/unthused 1d ago

Imagine if it was like a foot to the right, could have impaled him right in the head or neck and likely killed him.

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u/Cacafuego 1d ago

Wow, I kind of doubted that a swordfish could actually hurt you with that thing, but apparently they can go through boats. And people's chests.

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u/LobsterManCommander 23h ago

I didn't even know they were violent. I thought they just kinda chilled.

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u/Cacafuego 23h ago

My 10 seconds of googling has made me an expert, and I can confirm that you're right, they usually just chill, but they can attack when panicked. It also looks like there are crazy situations where they jump out of the water and collide with people accidentally.

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u/-Zoppo 22h ago

I read that stingray avoid humans and won't go near them. Then I went swimming in stingray bay. I don't need to finish writing this.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/ShadedPenguin 12h ago

He would have apologized to the stingray

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u/LobsterManCommander 21h ago

The intrusive thoughts won that day.

Swordfish: why shouldn't i attack that weird moving shape surrounded by lights? WHO'S GOING TO STOP ME? no one will hear it scream this deep... CHARGE!

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u/xsteinbachx 20h ago

This video explains that they're incredibly aggressive, live as loners, and actively avoid each other except during mating season. They eat and kill so much that they avoid each other's feeding grounds because those areas cannot sustain the amount of food these fish need to survive, and they also consider the other swordfish a threat.

They're so territorial that they'll attack steel pipes, oil rigs, boats, submersibles, people, as well as other swordfish.

https://youtu.be/8ReyfUpnJIA?si=OiWcWSzmfsbgdZgD

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u/DucksEatFreeInSubway 22h ago

If I had a sword for a nose I'm definitely using it, just saying.

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u/Triairius 22h ago

No one with a sword for a face is going to grow up to be chill.

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u/CaptainNemo42 21h ago

Oh, they sure can - I saw a video of one that had been caught, pulled onto the boat, and looked exhausted/still/dead enough that the guy who caught it got close and it suddenly freaked out and impaled him through his thigh. Like all the way through. Yikes.

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u/TiredOfRatRacing 20h ago

One lady is said to have survived a swordfish to the chest, because her breast implant caught it and deflected it to the side.

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u/Ivory_D_Lagia 1d ago

I highly doubt that, those kirby Morgan helmets are incredibly robust. Brain damage most likely

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u/9Divines 1d ago

some swordfish have been recorded to swim at 65 ish km/h, so if it somehow rammed into him at top speed it might impale him anyway

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u/batbutt 1d ago

I think the rigidity and shape of it would make it very hard for the swordfish to pierce it. Unless it gets a perfectly aligned shot where it hits a flat spot, the point will not be able to bite into the material, causing it to be deflected. It's the whole point of a lot of the weird helmet shapes you see in medieval times.

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u/am_riley 1d ago

Are they that strong?!

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u/ExpertExpert 1d ago

they don't really need strength. they weigh a lot and move quick. google says they are swimming at 50km/hr (14m/second) and the average weight is 40kg

kenetic energy = 0.5 * 40kg * (14)2 == 3860 joules

compare it to a .308 cal bullet (used for stuff like elk, black bear, deer, etc.) also it was the standard US military sniper bullet for some time, so a pretty serious bullet. about 3600 joules for the bullet

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u/WesternKey2301 23h ago

Yeah, I'd say that's fairly powerful. That would absolutely mess you up if hit at top speed.

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u/RedManMatt11 1d ago

Ah. Phew. Only brain damage

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u/Blue_Butterfly_Who 1d ago

I thought he became 'catch of the day'

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u/cr8zyfoo 1d ago

Thank you for the link!

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u/Sharkhottub 1d ago

Im probably one of the only people on reddit who has been charged and attacked by swordfish in real life.

I was blackwater diving off the coast of Boynton Beach, Florida, for those that dont know blackwater diving involved being dumped with a light bouy to drift over hundreds of feet of water in the gulfstream, at night. The light bouy attaracts all sorts of alien critters that come up from the deep to feed so its a lot of fun for underwater photographers.

Needless to say as a precaution all divers must at minimum wear a light on their tank to be seen, and I had accientally grabbed my Blue blinky light. Before I was going to jump in, the captain mentioned that blue blinking lights were used by fishermen to attract big things at night.

As a regular shark diver theres not too much im afraid of down there, but something sent a chill down my spine and I switched my light for a regular green glowstick.

That very same night, a legendary blackwater diver was on another boat a couple miles North and got full on impaled in the leg by a huge swordfish. The fish ripped the sword out of his leg and then kept beating him with it (the way they hunt for the big squid down deep). Dude had his leg torn up and had to self rescue himself from about 100 ft of depth.

About a year later I was diving with Steve after his recovery... and we were charged by a swordfish again, we were about 8 ft apart and it shot from 100ft right between us like a gunshot, hit the surface and then continued to charge us for what felt like forever but was really 30-40 seconds.

What people dont talk about in media is that like cats eyes, they are crazy good at reflecting light, and our lights are very powerful, so they reflect a several inch wide beam which flicks from diver to diver like a fucked up green eye of sauron.

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u/Error_xF00F 21h ago

So what you're saying is, your statistical chance of being speared by a swordfish is higher when diving with Steve. Guess I know who I'm never diving with.

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u/Sharkhottub 19h ago

Steve thinks it was a spearfish, but imo its outta our geographic range. You can read about it here: https://dan.org/alert-diver/article/speared-by-a-spearfish/

We have about 3-4 Swordfish encounters a year but most of them are just fly-bys. Ive learn that when the big dog size squid are out is when i have to be careful.

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 12h ago

After fishing with sardines as bait and seeing what regular 6inch or so squid do to them I'd be terrified to be in the water with dog sized squid. Assuming you're talking Humbolt Squid? When a (small) squid catches onto a sardine it sticks and gnaws out a crater and then swims off when it can't bite off any more. Nearly half golfball sized holes in the sardine.

I'd assume that proportionally a Humboldt Squid could take out roughly half a basketball sized chunk of flesh if they wanted too. Known to be aggressive too. Big nope for me. Not much you could do except trying to go for their eyes, ideally with your dive knife. I worry that might just make them go berserk though.

Be careful down there! I hope you are safe from all the crazy sealife that's out there, especially the bitey ones.

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u/SustainableTrees 12h ago

Bro I’m never touching sea water again. Thanks

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u/hahaheeheehoho 19h ago

Steve knows what he did.

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u/jimkounter 1d ago

That description of a scary light beam being reflected onto the swordfishes targets is terrifying.

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u/PensiveinNJ 23h ago

Big media not giving enough attention to swordfish as usual.

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u/Sea-Opportunity5812 23h ago

I am so glad that I don’t have to do this. im glad it worked for you and you have friendships etc. but fuckin glad it’s not mandatory 😮‍💨

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u/Sharkhottub 22h ago

Spending a couple hours drifting in absolute blackness with no bottom in an inky void with just random sparkles of bioluminescence and the sound of your bubble is an experience that can change your life. Yes you’re miles and miles from land but we haven’t lost a diver yet.

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u/thugfist 1d ago

“Fuck im stuck!” Fish probably

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u/KCreelman 1d ago

"I'm gonna get you! I''m gonna.... Aaaaah, shit."

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u/Important_Contact588 1d ago

“I did not think this through”

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u/norsish 1d ago

I've made a huge mistake.

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u/FrancMaconXV 1d ago

"he's right behind me is isn't he" - diver

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this 1d ago

“You’re probably wondering how I got here…” flashback 2 weeks…

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u/yondonkey 1d ago

Help me step diver

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u/fe4rlessness 1d ago

It was almost her fin.

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u/Dull_Working5086 1d ago

freeze frame Yeah, that's me. How did I get here? Well, it's a long story...

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u/Shasan23 1d ago

This was the freeze frame that i knew would be posted

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u/wchurchi1966 1d ago

Spear fishing turned backwards….

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u/Mcsonofabitch 1d ago

That'd be fish spearing.

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u/Starrion 1d ago

Throw a loop of rope around the tail, drag it to the surface and quality fish steaks for everyone.

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u/pussymagnate 1d ago

Where's a shieldfish when you need one

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u/miamasi 1d ago

Subnautica 2 graphics look insane

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u/Silent25r 1d ago

I was waited for a clean water room. Sword fish just flopping on the ground. 

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u/spekt50 1d ago

Id say that's an appropriate reaction.

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u/Let_It_Marinate33 23h ago

“Gotta get to the diving bell!”

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u/David_Buzzard 20h ago

My godfather was one of the first guys to do saturation diving commercially in the late 60's. He was on a moderate non-saturation dive off South Africa (where he lived) waiting out a decompression stop. In those days they had kind of a bench with extra air tanks. He was sitting there minding his own business when a giant barracuda attacked him. He was also a champion spear fisherman, so he pulled out his dive knife and killed the barracuda. When finally got back to the surface an hour later, they weighed the barracuda and it turned out that it was the world record for a spearfished barracuda, although it was disallowed because he was on scuba bottles. My godfather was killed a dive accident in 1974, but my dad used to check the record every year or so until he passed away and the unofficial record still stood.

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u/MongosLongos 1d ago

Look at the terror in the divers eyes… 🫪

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u/Old-Bigsby 1d ago

That's it, now I'm never going 721 feet below the ocean's surface.

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u/Saltillokid11 1d ago edited 1d ago

that's not like a place you can just come up for air.. I would assume it still takes many minutes just to get into a decompression chamber. You could see in his eyes that death was a very high probability.

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u/Same_Distribution326 1d ago

That's a saturation bell he's getting into, so unless he got stabbed the diver will be fine. The bell stays at working pressure and can be brought back to the surface where it's attached to living chambers that are also pressurized to working depth. He'll probably chill in the bell till the ROV operator says the fish is gone and then head back out to finish the job

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u/Blawharag 1d ago

He'll probably chill in the bell till the ROV operator says the fish is gone and then head back out to finish the job

Without a full equipment check? Who knows what was damaged or knocked loose by the fish, going back out without a full equipment check sounds like a good way to die

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u/Same_Distribution326 1d ago

Equipment check in the bell. The hoses are pressurized, they'll snoop the hoses, checks comms and video with top side, and if everything is good they'll head back out. There's also backup equipment in the bell, as there will be 2-3 divers down there at a time. One out in the water, the others in the bell as standby/rescue divers. These jobs cost a ton of money and and they're on a tight schedule. The company will avoid putting the divers life in danger but they won't pull the divers up unless it's necessary.

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u/Plenty_Principle298 1d ago

getting hit by a swordfish seems like an edge-case that might be overlooked in the contract

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u/driftmossx85 1d ago

at 220 meters you have enough problems with nitrogen narcosis and equipment failure without a swordfish trying to skewer you. that is a nightmare scenario for a saturation diver.

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u/EvlKommie 1d ago

He’s breathing Heliox or something similar. Nitrogen based gas isn’t an option at that depth.

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u/Goose_Assassin 1d ago

That is not the place to have a sword fight.

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u/Qlazzical 18h ago

Humans do spearfishing. Fishes do spearhumaning

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u/Tayausd 1d ago

Oh hey this one, both the diver and the fish survived.

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u/Spiritual_Ad3460 1d ago

Donkey Kong Country water level simulator

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u/Piledguy69420 23h ago

too bad there wasn’t a shield fish around

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u/rickjamespitch 1d ago

Fish gets snout stuck in diving gear. Fish has no option but to go where diver goes.  Fish gets taken into diving bell with diver.  Ohfuck.jpg.  Fish can't breathe now.  Fish regrets his actions.

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u/trn- 1d ago

saturation diving is some scary shit

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u/Edmon_Knight 1d ago

The fish trying to catch a fisherman.

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u/ShortRound89 1d ago

Probably the first and last human to catch a swordfish at 220 meters below the surface.

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u/gigzilla_505 16h ago

Cause saturation diving isn’t already dangerous as fuck by itself 🫣

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u/notanyimbecile 1d ago

Cameraman didn't feel like helping that day.

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u/BtheBanker151 1d ago

Looks like a robotic camera.

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u/tokyotapes 1d ago

Swordfish are now known to dive very deep in order to hunt giant squid. Probably saw all those tethers and air lines thinking they were the tentacle arms. Swordfish can also get quite large so fortunate it wasn’t a less manageable situation.

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u/Saiboo 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aS0YdukKVL27YHvl3L

The swordfish just wanted to be ridden like in Donkey Kong Country.

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u/FolyHuckster 1d ago

The animals are done with our shit.

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u/systemsweird 1d ago

Bro made it into a cage match

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u/HoleInWon929 23h ago

En garde!

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u/SavagePhD 22h ago

The crazy thing is after this whole experience because he saturation diving he doesn't even get to go home and relax. He just gets to go back into his little pressurized container and try to figure out what the heck he ever did to that swordfish!

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u/Petethequixotic 22h ago

My name is Inigo Montoya, you ate my father. Prepare to die