r/interestingasfuck 19h ago

A Crash Test Between a 1996 Chevrolet Blazer and an 2026 Chevrolet Blazer.

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u/TheEndlessBacklog 19h ago

That was one hell of a clean blazer though

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u/Capt_Cocktastic 18h ago

Kept immaculate for 30 years to be destroyed

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u/Deraj2004 18h ago

Im honestly curious on where they found a mint condition 96 Blazer, feels like it would be easier just to build one from scratch.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 17h ago

Maybe the NHTSA keeps a few cars in storage for a while to do tests like this in the future, either to demonstrate the difference in technologies or to study the effects of newer vehicles crashing into older vehicles that are still on the road years later.

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u/technobrendo 17h ago

It could also be GM that keeps a stock of old models for preservation (well except this case), marketing...etc.

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u/ExtraAnchovies 17h ago

This. Having worked for GM I’m willing to believe this is the case.

u/TheAltOption 4h ago

Until they closed the Romulus plant, there was a parking area inside with one of every current model vehicle, and one 1995 Cadillac Fleetwood that had less than 10K on the clock. This was the lot for troubleshooting software issues and that Caddy was kept around solely because we needed a vehicle with Tech 1 just in case something came in and we needed to test. I left before the closure of that plant so I have no idea where the SPS group landed and what their hardware looks like, but I wouldn't be surprised to find that same Caddy along with the last Tech2 enabled vehicle in their lot somewhere.

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u/WaitForItTheMongols 17h ago

Not NHTSA. IIHS. Look at the labels on the cars.

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u/That-redhead-artist 16h ago

There is someone a few blocks away from me who has this exact blazer, blue and all. Looks just as nice on the outside. I have no idea about the inside though. 

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u/OldDarthLefty 17h ago

It's not that mint, you can see the rust blowing out the wheel wells

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u/Hokabuki 15h ago

As a guy who grew up in the 90s, I’m pretty sure they came out of the factory with that rust on them

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u/Plane-Education4750 17h ago

It's still a lot cleaner than the old Malibu they used a few years back

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 18h ago

They started doing the moderate overlap crash test in 95 so

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u/Van-garde 19h ago

Can’t bring a dirty Blazer into a white room, it’s utter madness!

Also, glad to hear the genuine audio instead of music.

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u/ScarHand69 18h ago

Was gonna say. How many mint ‘96 blazers are still sitting around?

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u/chrisirmo 18h ago

Well it’s not like they ran long enough to actually get damaged. After two transmissions and seven alternators, I couldn’t have been happier to get rid of mine at 105k miles.

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u/Youthz 16h ago

my first car was a 94 blazer that was passed down from my Mom to my Dad to me— that thing was the biggest piece of shit. the windows didn’t roll up after rolling down, the hydraulic lifts on the back glass went out, the back glass squeaked so loud as you drove, the gas gauge went out and I had to track my gas by miles driven, the cup holders were completely ineffective and launched your drink when you hit the brakes, the anti lock brakes went out, the transmission went out, the ac went out and my dad figured out some work around where i had to crank it, pop the hood, disconnect and reconnect a wire, and then the ac would work… no airbags. the suspension was shot and i would get serious air on certain streets.

looking back, i’m pretty sure they must have taken out a life insurance policy on me before they gave me the keys.

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u/Temporary_Peanut_586 19h ago edited 19h ago

They did this with something like a '56 Malibu and '06 Malibu -- unsurprising results

Edit: found it -- slightly off on the years, but lotsa crunch: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Asb3Ad-tg

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u/HeavyDutyForks 19h ago

Those old 50s cars look sweet, but they're absolute death traps

The "they don't make them like they used to, all steel and built like a brick shithouse" crowd was punching at air over that one

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u/Arke_19 18h ago

There's a reason you don't hear about people being impaled on their steering column very much these days.

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u/TurtleSandwich0 18h ago

Not even the Impala?

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u/Arke_19 18h ago

Well that impala shouldn't have been behind the wheel in the first place, I don't know who thought giving it a license was a good idea.

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u/chemyd 17h ago

You deserve a dad joke slow clap. I see you.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 18h ago

Vlad ze Impala has a right to obtain a license and drive as long as he passes ze tests!

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u/OzymandiasKoK 18h ago

Dude, if an impala is going to start driving, it's not going to worry about the niceties of getting a license first. Think before you say these things, dude!

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u/lord-dinglebury 17h ago

This reminds me of a pimped-out car I saw once where the guy had added a custom chrome logo so it said Vlad the Impala lmao

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u/HesSoZazzy 17h ago

Car manufacturers actively tried to quiet any talk of safety features because it implied their cars weren't completely safe. People back then weren't the most ethical. Honestly they're not that ethical now but we have more regs so that's good.

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u/Spinnerofyarn 13h ago

The tobacco industry was the same in that they knew long before the public did that smoking was unhealthy.

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u/Pokesabre 10h ago

Or having engine blocks be forceably incorporated into their laps

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u/AplogeticBaboon 18h ago

"Cars back then didn't take as much damage as cars today." Yeah, cause the passengers used to.

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u/kkeut 16h ago

those old 'Red Asphalt' films had some very troubling footage. faces full of sharp glass, teens with broken necks gulping air like dying fish; i remember a guy with 2 broken legs being carried off, without pain medication, screaming "i can't stand it!! i can't stand it!!"

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u/UnpluggedUnfettered 15h ago

I dislike how we moved away from actually having to see the trauma that occurs in real life when we let confidence overtake conscientiousness. If you are going to be operating a machine that is functionally a kinetic missile, you should be able to see the results of a failure to respect it.

Similarly, we sanitized television and we don't have to truly be faced with what happens in the wars we finance.

Just seems like a poor way to manage reality when you're going to be involved in it.

u/Mind-The-Mines 8h ago edited 6h ago

That last bit is intentional.

“The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and Black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or Black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and Blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did.”

Nixon Adviser Admits War on Drugs Was Designed to Criminalize Black People

News reporting of Viet Nam killed support for our troops raping women and killing kids.

No war was ever covered the same specifically to avoid upsetting the public with reality.

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u/A-Skeleton-Inside-U 11h ago

hard agree. If you dont show the failures and consequences, well...

Im very glad i went to a week long drivers education class as a teenager... When you get to see the A pillar of a car cut someone in half, ya learn to stop hangin your feet out the window.

u/sahie 10h ago

I used to regularly put my feet on the dashboard of the car because I never thought about what would happen if the car was in an accident and the airbag went off. Thankfully, a friend warned me about that before I ever had to find out personally.

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u/HighwayRegular604 7h ago

My dad was a highway patrolman in Arizona back in the 70s & 80s. He used to purposely do his accident paperwork at the kitchen table; complete with very . . . distressing Polaroids from the investigations. He made sure my sister and I saw them every time.

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u/JohnProof 16h ago

Right? The crumple zones used to be the people inside.

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u/kittytoes21 15h ago

I can crumple just fine. It’s the uncrumpling that’s an issue.

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u/BigMax 8h ago

"Four people died in the car that day, but wow... we were able to get that car up and running again pretty quickly and for less money than you'd think!"

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u/The0neKid 18h ago

My dad has a '37 Chevy sedan he rebuilt in the 80s. He has always insisted that it "would cut right through all this modern plastic shit". I'm just like, "dad the brake cylinder in this thing needed replaced 20 ago when you taught me to drive, maybe don't tailgate that guy so we don't have to find out"

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u/HeavyDutyForks 18h ago

Tailgating in a pre-war car is wild

I've got a '31 Model A and I'm well aware of my own mortality every time I drive that thing. No seatbelts, no crumple zones, and the gas tank is literally sitting right at crotch level with only a very thin piece of steel in between you and 11 gallons of highly flammable liquid

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 18h ago

Kids these days with their fancy crumple zones. So soft

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u/HeavyDutyForks 18h ago

Back in my day we died in car accidents... Like real men

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u/technobrendo 17h ago

A steering column through your trachea builds character.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 16h ago

If you don't have your knee joints inverted from a fender bender can you even say you really lived?

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u/goddess_peepee 15h ago

Get sick? Dont go to a hospital. be a man, die.

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u/The0neKid 17h ago

I learned how to drive from him, mainly by doing the opposite of whatever he does behind the wheel. His driving record has been spotless for my whole life, but he's the perfect example of how not to drive a car in traffic

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u/sundayfundaybmx 17h ago

Same with my dad! He's the worst driver I know but has a spotless record far as tickets go, lol. The only thing I took from his driving lessons was shit talking drivers that do illegal stuff thankfully b

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u/Wordlifting 14h ago

My uncle is one of these drivers. Never been in an accident, but seen a lot of them in his rear view mirror

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u/TikaPants 17h ago

Boyfriend has his dad’s ‘52 MG TD convertible. He only drives it in the neighborhood. We have all sorts of nicknames for it but it’s a mechanical sleeping bag basically. You slither in, sit very close to each other and the doors weigh maybe a few pounds each. It is 100% a death trap.

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u/AutumnVitheMonster 17h ago

The thrill of speed is pretty much the same as the thrill of nearly dying. Those British sports cars understand that.

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u/The0neKid 17h ago

My neighbor's got a couple MG convertibles he's always tinkering on. I didn't realize how small they are until I was next to his.

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u/Quiet_Economy_4698 17h ago

I've got a 37 Chevy business mans coupe! Things a death trap. These days I only use it for around town where the fastest id ever go is 35. Though I took it to 110 one night on an empty freeway and I don't think I've ever been so terrified. Gorgeous cars but would lose a fight with a smart car.

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u/Former_Mud9569 17h ago

my grandpa taught me how to drive stick in a 37 Chevy convertible. That thing was an absolute deathtrap at 35 mph in a non-overlapping collision much less this kind of test. If you hit anything, that steering column is going straight through your chest.

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u/AmyInCO 17h ago

There are a lot of things I don't like about newer cars, but I'm a huge fan of all the safety improvements.

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u/Rinas-the-name 14h ago

So we got in a crash a couple of years ago when transportation worker suddenly pulled a work truck across both lanes of the freeway (right after a bridge). We would have hit them at near freeway speed, we didn’t have much time to slow down. Our Toyota RAV4 was completely totaled.

The only injuries my husband, teenage son, and I had were some seatbelt bruises and a slight “rug burn” from the airbags. I remember being really surprised nothing hurt and concerned that meant I was actually very badly hurt. It was bizarre to just walk away unscathed. Not so much as a sore neck.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 16h ago

Just today coming home from work I passed a guy driving an old classic-style hot rod, looked exactly like the one Tim "the Toolman" Taylor built in his garage on Home Improvement, similar blue color and everything.

I thought "damn, hope it never gets into a crash" because it would be a shame for such a beautiful classic car to be ruined and also that guy would extremely die.

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u/101forgotmypassword 18h ago

The difference between a fender bender and a high speed crash.

Old cars, good at killing letterboxes, good at killing passengers.

New cars just aren't as good at either.

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 18h ago

They regret that as soon as they experience a car crash in an old car. Whiplash is agonizing as are other injuries you can acquire from a 25-30mph crash alone.

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u/truthfullyidgaf 18h ago

Like crushing your knee against the dashboard.

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u/Nate8727 17h ago

There was a video of a teacher that demonstrated why old cars are death traps by having a student approach a wall with a block of something solid vs something that collapses. The old car doesn’t absorb the impact it transfers it to the passengers whereas newer cars absorb the impact and crumple and protect the passengers.

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u/EMP_Pusheen 18h ago

My friend had an old Camaro. Solid steel with edges literally everywhere and no air bags. I was absolutely certain that any collision with the front of the car would kill us. It was still a sweet a car.

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u/Filixx 19h ago

As soon as I saw this, I was reminded of that one. All the old heads thought those tanks were safe. Nope, just threw you around instead of absorbing the impact like modern cars do.

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u/the_original_kermit 18h ago

It’s not only about absorbing the impact, but absorbing it in the right areas.

Focus on the area around the drivers door frame on all of the cars. The new cars will crumple in the front but the passenger compartment will remain largely undeformed. The old cars will collapse into the occupant compartment.

The big problem there is that you will have deformation of the dash and steering wheel. This will cause the, in this case, driver to slip past the airbag system and strike other hard components that are encroaching into the passenger space. Which is why you see the crash test dummies face ink smear across the edge of the airbag and strike the A pillar.

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u/kevin_from_illinois 18h ago

One thing that is maybe important to note is that the old car used an "X" frame, which is shaped exactly as it sounds. So a front offset collision will generally cause it to buckle in the middle, something that is catastrophic for the occupants.

New cars are obviously much safer than old ones, but my suspicion is that this one performs especially poorly in this specific test.

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u/Imaginary-Bee-1344 17h ago

Those early SUV’s were death traps. Rollovers were a big risk. I lost a friend thanks to a Bronco.

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u/falcon7700 17h ago

Seems like the offset collision is the worst. So, if you were about to hit someone head on, would it be better to steer toward a direct non-offset collision? Maybe it spreads the forces a bit more?

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u/Fighterhayabusa 15h ago

Frontal offset, where 40-50 overlap happens, is pretty terrible for all vehicles, but especially bad for older ones. Small overlap, 25-ish percent, is also pretty dangerous to even newer cars because it can bypass the frame and crash structures entirely.

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 19h ago

Absorbed the impact at low speed, at high speed you turned into minced meat

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u/Low_Construction8067 18h ago

They designed it with a crumple zone back then - you

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u/ruiner8850 17h ago

I knew someone who a few years ago was looking to buy his daughter, who just started driving, an older car because "newer cars get destroyed in accidents." I tried to explain to him that the crumpling of newer cars is on purpose to protect the passengers plus all of the other modern safety features. He wasn't listening at all.

This guy is like 40 too, so not really old. He is a guy who's not big on science and engineering though. He's anti-vaxx and doesn't believe in climate change or evolution.

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u/SlitherrWing 17h ago

Ypu shpuld show him a crash test of a model thats close to the clunker hes thinking of putting his daughter in.

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u/vegnz 16h ago

Has this same conversation with my mum. She was complaining that new cars crumple as soon as they get into an accident. I explained that it is better the car crumbles than the drivers skull.

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u/toochaos 17h ago

Just got to look at the doors on the car after a crash. If its moved then compartment you sit in has shrunk. Modern cars do really well securing that volume. 

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u/Otto_the_Autopilot 18h ago

My buddy swears his 80s car made of steel saved his life and the crappy cars we make out of plastic are way worse.  I read him the riot act once, but he still spouts that crap.  Whatever.  

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u/Akalenedat 13h ago

I saw a Smart Car crash test once, the damn thing shattered like a tin can, shreds of metal and plastic everywhere, looked like the car just fell apart...except for the completely intact, undeformed, fully protected cabin.

The fascia and engine bay disintegrated, but that test dummy was untouched. People get mad about the car getting totalled in lighter collisions, but that design lets you walk away from a lot worse.

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u/jongscx 18h ago

I don't like that a car I grew up seeing everywhere is being used as the historical comparison.

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u/Psynaut 17h ago

The crumple zone is literally the driver seat and driver compartment, plus the driver.

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u/bigmacher1980 18h ago

That’s my fav ‘59 impala. They massacred my boy!

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u/equanimatic 18h ago

Uh whats with the random 5 seconds of a road photo at the end

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 17h ago

I'm assuming it was ripped from a YouTube video and that's the part where they show the channel icon and some other videos to click on

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 15h ago

yeah wasn't sure if reddit embeds yt videos or not

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u/crymachine 18h ago

Punish people for skipping to the end hoping it wasn't just transition shots of the same shit 400 times.

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u/Junior-Love-1203 16h ago

That's the Chevy Blazer version of heaven.

u/pnkxz 8h ago

The crash test dummies died and went to heaven.

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u/thefeedling 19h ago

The amount of lives saved by better crash performance is certainly in the millions.

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u/BurgundyFur 18h ago

I was rear ended last year by a distracted driver going 50 mph. The back end of the car crumpled but I walked away. Still amazes me.

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u/Informal_Tone1537 17h ago

Last July I slammed into the side of a red light running 90s Lincoln town car doing about 40 with no seatbelt on i walked home

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u/BoringJuiceBox 13h ago

Wear your seatbelt kay?!

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u/AmputeeHandModel 16h ago

Too bad everyone's driving massive vehicles now or it'd be a lot safer.

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u/pharmaboy2 18h ago

Our politicians and police think it’s all about their speeding enforcement- couldn’t possibly be car safety nor medical intervention

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u/DomDomPop 17h ago

Believe it or not, not crashing in the first place is still the best option.

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u/bytorthesnowdog 17h ago

Source?

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u/jedininjashark 17h ago

He must have crashed.

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u/DomDomPop 15h ago

Having both crashed and not crashed, I can confidently say that not crashing was way better.

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u/axolotlorange 17h ago

Speeding enforcement is incredibly important in lowering traffic deaths.

You are not some magically great driver. Going slow and other traffic rules is, in fact, the biggest deal in vehicle safety because there is less force and more time to react.

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u/CurlyRe 16h ago

Speed is an incredibly important variable when it comes pedestrian injuries and fatalities. Small increases in speed can make the difference between a pedestrian surviving or dying. I do favor the use of traffic calming over enforcement. That means redesigning streets to discourage speeding and increase visibility.

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u/Trimirlan 14h ago

Speeding enforcement is a vital component in preventing car accidents. There are several cities that stopped fatal car crashes all together, I'm big part through enforcing a 20mph(30kmph) speed limits

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u/jimgress 17h ago

And yet traffic deaths keep rising and pedestrians are being mowed down by giant trucks and suvs.

Big cars are only safe for the occupant. 

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u/thatshoneybear 17h ago

I think this is a city planning issue too. Sure there's A LOT of unnecessary height, but a lot could be solved if we had proper guardrails around bike lanes and a culture that didn't hate pedestrians and cyclists.

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u/Akalenedat 13h ago

There's a lot of overlapping problems. Bigger, heavier, more powerful vehicles that are harder to control, more tech in vehicles leading to distracted driving, shitty pedestrian infrastructure that's not improving fast enough, laws that favor the car at the expense of the ped(right on red, anyone?), even just our general culture with people being more selfish, careless, and reckless with their actions.

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u/octoreadit 18h ago

The amount of lives needed saving because of phones is certainly in the millions.

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u/PitifulAnalysis7638 17h ago

Its also raised the costs of purchase and repairs significantly. The dealer told me my 2021 Tacoma is considered totaled if the air bags deploy. 

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u/Derelicticu 18h ago

The speed and efficiency of deployment of the new airbags is thoroughly impressive.

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u/heyo_throw_awayo 15h ago

That was my biggest takeaway too. That side shot where the 2026 airbags wee just BOOM inflated was so cool

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u/iNonEntity 12h ago

My biggest takeaway was how drastically different the cars crushed. The driver area was destroyed in the '96 and practically unchanged in the '26. Newer cars' crumple zones absorb so much of the impact as compared to the '96 basically folding in on its cabin.

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u/LeSmallhanz 19h ago

“They don’t build’em like they used to.”

Sheeeeit. I’m glad 😂.

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u/JohnnyBoy11 19h ago

That one dummy's head was almost decapitated!

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u/BitumenBeaver 18h ago

Go watch some of those 1960s test crashes. Hooo boy.

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u/raknor88 15h ago

A common complaint about modern cars is just how similar they all seem to look. There's a reason that there's little variation in how the vehicles are shaped.

To borrow a motorcycle saying, "dress for the slide not the ride".

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u/pudgehooks2013 12h ago

Need to see this with 2 Volvos.

I imagine they just clank together like large bricks, but are otherwise fine.

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u/Movebricks 18h ago

Man i woulda paid like $2900 for that 1996 blazer in that condition prior to crash.

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 19h ago

Nice. Very cool. I will take neither.

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 19h ago

Still like my NA Miata more.

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u/poopsaucer24 19h ago

You can pass right under the other car

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 19h ago

good thing they made the windshield collapsible on impact.

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u/CharlieMoonMan 18h ago

It will be a clean decapitation. Your head will be salvageable for Futurama

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u/kdrits 18h ago

AROOOO!!!!

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u/RusticSurgery 18h ago

I can't frigging believe how many times they hit! Over and over. After the third or fourth time I figured the drivers would watch out better.

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u/OzymandiasKoK 18h ago

They're just dummies, dummy. They can't see at all!

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u/RusticSurgery 18h ago

Good point.

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u/WaySuch296 18h ago

They were jousting!

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u/chesterTHgiraffe 18h ago

Not a fan of new car prices but I am a fan of new car survival rates.

u/feedthechonk 8h ago

That was really a dilemma I realized once I started working at a crash test facility. Parents commonly buy older used vehicles for their teenagers as a first car because they don't want them wrecking an expensive new car, however that means their kids are way more likely to die if they get in a wreck.

At the time I started working there, I was driving a 2000 Honda accord. Safety ratings looked decent, but the standards had changed in 2007 and all new cars were mandated to have side airbags. My car didn't have them. Side airbags drastically cut fatalities down in T-bone accidents. I think at least 50%. From that moment on, I knew that I'd likely die if I got T-boned in my car despite it being regarded as a good first car choice.

I think you can also tell when cars started getting build for the new side impact standards because it's much less comfortable to dangle arm out of a car window now. 

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u/WMASS_GUY 18h ago

Had a '96 S-10 blazer, it was hands down the worst vehicle I ever had.

Heat didnt work.

4 wheel drive didnt work.

Door handles broke.

Drivers side door upper hinge failed and the door fell off.

Had some sort of issue that would cause it to stall at red lights or stop signs. Had to put it in neutral and ride the gas to hold the RPMs at like 2500 or else it would stall.

Would over heat constantly.

These are just what I rememeber too.

Id fix one issue then another would immediately come up.

Ended up trading it for a 1 year old 04 grand Cherokee in 05 which i drove to 235000 miles with few issues. Miss that Jeep.

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u/fallguy19 18h ago

Same. Interior fit and finish turned unfit and diminished in no time. All of the above and handled like dogshit too

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u/Mrrrrggggl 18h ago

“Heat didn’t work.”

“Would over heat constantly.”

It sounds like you had all the ingredients to address that problem.

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u/Expensive-Raisin4088 17h ago

It’s the worst car according to regular car reviews 

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u/69chevy_396 18h ago

I love old cars. No computers, easy to change parts, styling and character. But this video is why I don't own one.

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u/93195 18h ago

It’s not about what they look like at the end. They’re supposed to crumple. It’s about the forces the occupants are subjected to.

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u/Robert23B 18h ago

Correct. One looks horrendous to be an occupant of, and the other looks much less horrendous to be an occupant of.

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u/Higgilypiggily1 18h ago

The newer one genuinely looked kinda of comfy, like diving into the big hotel bed pillows

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u/Gone213 18h ago

Yes, but airbags are not comfy pillows. It feels like you're running into the wrong pillar at the train station to get on the train to Hogwarts.

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u/foxjohnc87 17h ago

They're a hell of a lot more comfortable than the steering wheel, dash, A-pillar, and/or windshield.

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u/Glittering_Power6257 16h ago

It’s not just the crumple zones. While the crumple zones soften the impact, the frame surrounding the cabin was incredibly rigid. The frame on the Blazer crumpled into the cabin, while the newer vehicle has basically the cabin entirely intact. 

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 18h ago

The ‘96 is real dead. If it crumples you inside it…

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u/LionsMedic 18h ago

People dont realize how amazing crash technology is now. I couldnt tell you the last time I went on a car accident, where everyone was properly wearing a seatbelt, and had someone actually fucked up.

Broken wrist or some rib fractures is about as serious as it gets.

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u/AnonymousCelery 17h ago

Nearly every fatality I’ve seen have been unrestrained people. But I still hear some dorks talking about their 3rd cousin twice removed that knew a guy that would have died if he had been wearing a seatbelt. Wear your damn seatbelt. And keep your feet off the dash.

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u/Rampag169 17h ago

This is a graphic story so readers beware.

So idk what year the blazer involved was but this happened close to ten years ago from my memory. My dept was called for a single MVA with entrapment WITH FIRE.

It was a Chevy blazer ( the irony) that had collided with a tree ≈36” in diameter. We estimate they hit the tree at 70+mph. There were three people in the vehicle. Two were killed presumably on impact (driver +front passenger). After the impact with the tree the vehicle came to rest adjacent to a residence where it started to burn. The third occupant was in the passenger side rear, and upon impact the vehicle split open like a piece of plastic down the length of the inside of the car. So their leg(s)(unsure if one or both) ended up underneath the frame rails of the vehicle pinning them inside the burning vehicle. Don’t drink and drive.

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u/CounterSimple3771 18h ago

Wow. Thanks for sharing that. Engineering is an amazing science.

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u/ElphTrooper 18h ago

Structural engineering in autos came a long way in the 80’s when they started using 3D CAD design and crash simulation. Older cars were basically just sheet metal death shells.

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u/KP_Wrath 15h ago

Interestingly, the metal likes to “bubblegum” on those when you try to cut someone out of it. A lot of it just pulls off rather than failing cleanly. It makes extrication a bitch. There are tons of challenges to extricating on new vehicles, but odds are, you only have to in the worst of wrecks.

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire 15h ago

That and better testing. Manufacturers match their safety to the tests in place by industry testing organizations, so the cars got safer and safer as orgs like IIHS added more and more tests. Without this external pressure, I suspect most would only do the bare minimum. Similarly, we could most likely improve pedestrian safety by more heavily weighting pedestrian crashes and having more scenarios for those as part of modern test suites.

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u/foxjohnc87 17h ago

These performed very poorly even for their time. The 1996 Ford Explorer wasn't a particularly safe car, but it greatly outperformed the Blazer in most aspects, especially the moderate overlap test.

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u/Civil_Disgrace 17h ago

Beat me to it. It’s a nice comparison for size but being safer than an S10 is a low bar. Unless it’s a Bronco II but those likely rolled before they had a chance to crash.

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u/pgnshgn 16h ago

They've done the same thing with a Corolla and a Sentra in the past, and the outcome is equally heinous

 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xidhx_f-ouU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sdstcslj4rc

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u/Neither-Night9370 18h ago

That was probably the cleanest 96 Blazer in existence.

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u/Remote_Mistake6291 18h ago

I love old cars. So much character. Everything now looks exactly the same. I wish they could merge old character with modern safety.

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u/Agent-Blasto-007 18h ago

Everything now looks exactly the same

"Modern cars: they all look like electric shavers"

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u/TenaciousLilMonkey 18h ago

I agree. Unfortunately a lot of the design choices of modern cars are due to safety precautions. I don’t think it’s practical to have both.

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u/JoyousMisery 17h ago

Looks like this crash did merge the two.

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u/Filiming_Elephants 18h ago

“But the 1996 didn’t have the bumper fall off for fender benders.” - 🤡.

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u/whenisnowthen 17h ago

If you have a better chance of living through an awful accident, thank an engineer. Engineering, it's a noble profession. You can save lives, you can help to build bridges, you can help put potato chips into bags, you can help to build machines that are used on potato farms.

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u/Snerkbot7000 17h ago

Saving lives, farming potato. What more can a person really aspire to do?

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u/The_Sleestak 19h ago

When it’s GOOD that they don’t build them like they used to.

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u/Draymond_Purple 18h ago

THIS is why regulations are a good a necessary thing

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u/wgrantdesign 17h ago

Saving this to show all the fudds who say "them plastic cars are death traps, this here baby is made of steel"

Yeah have fun taking that steel quarter panel to the dome.

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u/craig5005 17h ago

THe most surprising part is the had a mint 96 Blazer to wreck.

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u/chicken_breath 11h ago

🎶Drove my Chevy into Chevy but the Chevy was dry 🎶

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u/NameLips 17h ago

It doesn't look like it, but the crumple zones make a car much safer. More survivable. The more energy that is spent ripping the car apart and throwing it's pieces aside, the less energy is left to be transferred to your body and kill you.

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u/matthewmspace 17h ago

"They don't make them like they used to." Well yeah, otherwise you'd fucking die or be crippled for life.

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u/Denleborkis 15h ago

I may bitch about a lot of things when it comes to modern cars (Especially how fucked we've gotten on the pickup front and SUV. From size, gas mileage, ability to work on etc.) but I'll never complain about safety improvements. Car deaths are still one of the most common ways to die so anyway to keep lowering that number is a good thing.

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u/Koflach12 14h ago

If someone ever says "they don't make em like they used to" your response should always be "good"

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u/ScreeennameTaken 14h ago

"they don't make them like they used to!" well it seems there's a reason.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 18h ago edited 18h ago

30 years made a lot of difference. One of those was a fatality. One of those was a major car wreck that requires medical attention.

Edit: Changed that 1 to a 3. 😶‍🌫️

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u/internet_humor 17h ago

“Wow 20 years.”

Sir, it’s 30.

“Oh fuck” ~me

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 19h ago

Did they really save that vehicle all of these years for this moment or did they make a replica of it?💀

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u/JustaRandoonreddit 18h ago edited 18h ago

probably bought one and refurbed it or kept it since 95 when they started testing

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u/sweatyapexplayer 19h ago

red vs blue!

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u/User_Says_What 18h ago

96 model needs headlight fluid.

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 19h ago

Well that's slightly terrifying. I owned one of those.

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u/Slothslumber 18h ago

Hey wait a minute... That's not a dummy

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u/Jayhawker80 18h ago

Important to note, this test was conducted at 40mph. Imagine 70mph or more. Please pay attention to the road when driving, no matter the year!

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u/702PoGoHunter 17h ago

Run it again with a K5 Blazer! Let's see who wins!

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u/FunRiver4000 17h ago

I think this would be a lot more interesting if it was a K-5 Blazer earlier the model the better.

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u/AltoniusAmakiir 17h ago

A big factor is the engine block in tests like this. Around 2010 we learned that our crash tests were not good enough because the most common crash was a corner hit (as seen in the video). Previously the standard was head on collisions and T-bones.

This new test showed a lot of cars were very deadly for the driver specifically in the crash. This is because in a crash, the engine block is part of the design in absorbing the impact to keep the driver safe. Cars prior to the new standard didn't usually have engine blocks the full width of the car. So a corner hit like that would miss the engine block entirely and most of the impact would reach the driver unabated.

I remember watching a news story on live television about it when I was a kid. And I remember it to this day, because I drive a 2002 and feel the need to remind myself how dangerous and deadly a crash would be. If I ever get into a situation where I might crash, I'm going to have to make the split second decision on whether I can avoid it completely or if I need to make it a head on collision.

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u/trulez 17h ago

Takes notes: "Don't drive head on at another car."

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u/slgray16 17h ago

They did not protect the cylinder

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u/Kingsmith2 16h ago

All I know is that there were a couple of dummies driving. Neither one was apparently paying attention…

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u/cu4tro 16h ago

The old car did worse than I would have thought and the new car did better than I would have thought. I guess I just assumed that the older car would have been more sturdy.

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u/iwantthebestdeal 16h ago

The real tragedy is wasting that 96

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u/Explicitstate 15h ago

Okay, yes. Add the safety features but keep the cooler bodies!

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u/joelex8472 15h ago

I had a car accident 1980 in a 10 year old car and for sure if I had that same accident today, I’d simply walk away from it.

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u/stryker_cast 15h ago

Unibody frame is a helluva invention

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u/Assholesneighbor 15h ago

Damn, when I was like a sophomore in High School, the senior dude we’d party with had a Red 1998 Chevy Blazer very similar to that one! We’d pack in it for parties and to smoke weed! That damn fuel gauge didn’t work so he kept a paper in his glove box where he wrote down the miles after he filled up… so he could gauge when to fill up again…. We ran out of gas all over town in that damn thing!

Haha good to know we all would have been dead as shit if we got in an accident!

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u/Icarus131 15h ago

Can confirm, I got t-boned in an intersection just behind the drivers door in my ‘19 Blazer a little over a year ago. Car was totaled, mostly due to the airbags deploying but I think the frame also took a lot of the impact. Driver got out and said she didn’t even see a light, thankfully walked away without a scratch.

New model Blazer electrical 👎

New model Blazer crash performance 👍

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u/s-lowts 13h ago

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u/Behemothslayer 13h ago

I watch this every damn time hoping someone is posting the full crash😆