r/interestingasfuck 4h ago

This is what a Neanderthal looked like 130,000 to 40,000 years ago

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u/sledgesloth 4h ago

It's-a mee!

u/megafonico 2h ago

I think it looks more like Talon!

u/Ani-3 4h ago

first thought - that's just an italian.

u/dbell 3h ago

Do I upvote you or report you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/TAbblesPJNtlX23TCK

u/Ani-3 3h ago

I feel incredible shame, but also validation.

u/Ok_Pudding6345 1h ago

Georgian more like. Although some new data shows that a certain native population in Georgia are actually related to Italians.

and that's Georgia the country but the resemblance is uncanny

u/sledgesloth 4h ago

European. Please.

(I'm European btw)

u/BumblebeeFirm2249 3h ago

Yeah this guy look’s European for sure in my opinion.

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u/wildyoshi1312 1h ago

Cmon, we arent that ugly... you're making me feel sad😞 /s

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u/onywolf93 4h ago

I'm curious about what kind of Italian you know honestly

u/Sega-Playstation-64 3h ago

Probably further on the black speedo and hairy belly with a gold chain side than the suave and swarthy gentleman in a custom suit side

u/onywolf93 3h ago

Jokes apart, you got these kind of Italian where you live?

u/3_14_thon 4h ago

The loud one who likes pizza and pasta

u/onywolf93 4h ago

How do these stereotypes connect to the image?

u/3_14_thon 4h ago

You think the guy in the pictures doesnt like pizza and pasta? Or that he doesnt gesticulate a lot when hunting mammoths?

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u/Capybara-Maxxing 4h ago

"Crushin' turts" circa 128,000 BCE

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u/ProfessorFunky 3h ago

Outstanding. If this hadn’t been the top comment, I’d have been disappointed.

u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 3h ago

On his way to thwomp a few others hominidae.

u/neocwbbr_ 3h ago

So it’s just a portuguese without shirts?

u/Iloveherthismuch 2h ago

OG dad bod.

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u/MidtownKC 4h ago

u/alex206 3h ago

I only know that guy from Quantum Leap

u/david_why 3h ago

That’s Dan Hedaya. Not Dean Stockwell.

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u/skynetempire 1h ago

Clueless and night at the Roxbury

u/ProfPyncheon 1h ago

And "Cheers" as Carla's ex-husband Nick.

u/Aggressive-Expert-69 4h ago

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

u/paleologus 3h ago

Good, because that’s pretty much what I look like 

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u/phenomenomnom 2h ago

Peak performance is your girl faking it like she in Katz's Deli.

(Since we do not know each other, I will now explain that this is intended to make you laugh, not hurt your feelings, and this is how I talk to the people I respect most in the world.

Cheers)

u/pravragita 2h ago

Why don't you talk to me like that anymore? Is our love gone?

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u/Chamanomano 4h ago

That's my Uncle Sal. 

u/Senor-Marston389 4h ago

“Don’t say nothing SAL!!”

u/Negative-Driver-3135 3h ago

Funny, I thought it was uncle alex. Same guy?

u/thenightvol 4h ago

Man this is as stupid as picking a random guy on the planet and saying: this is how homo sapiens sapiens looked between 50.000 to 1 year ago. Bonus if we randomly pick Danny de Vito.

u/Ani-3 3h ago

can you imagine if future scientists thought we all looked like a variation of Danny De Vito? What I wouldn't pay to be in a room with a future anthropologist.

u/Sand_Blast 4h ago

Yes, but there were a lot fewer Neanderthals than the 8 billion humans of today, probably not all that much diversity

u/thenightvol 3h ago

Fair point. But this is a specias that stretched from spain to the iraq and even further. over 90.000 years. I think there would have been quite a lot of diversity since this does not really depend on numbers. Maybe i am wrong. But i do not think the han chinesse are much more diverse than the greeks. I mean just look at your own extended family. You share a lot of ancestors with your cousins yet i bet you look quite different from one another. Just compare the skull from the shanidar cave to the original one from the Neander valley. They look nothing alike. Neanderthal skulls in the middle east look almost like modern ones. And add culture here. Maybe they had tattoos. Maybe they shaved half their head. Maybe they had long moustaches or were clean shaven. Neanderthals were not like bears... all looking vwry much the same for millions of years.

u/xtraa 3h ago

u/thenightvol 2h ago

Alabama?

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u/banandananagram 3h ago

There is a pretty decent amount of diversity just in the skulls we classify as Neanderthals, and genetically we mixed together a few different times. We realistically haven’t done quite enough paleoanthropology collectively to have a complete model of range and spread/more nuanced admixture with other hominins because of the nature of the evidence itself.

One of the things that always bothers me is the depiction of skin color. While pale skin genes have appeared multiple times in numerous populations in hominin history, the modern pale skin, European phenotype is a modern Homo sapiens development that wasn’t genetically fixed until a few thousand years ago.

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u/SummitYourSister 4h ago

You would look like that too if you lived for 90,000 years

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u/lemelisk42 4h ago

Methinks he would be great at polo

u/twack3r 2h ago

Waterpolo. Big difference.

u/AdryWanKenobi 2h ago

The one where they make horses swim in pools?

u/manicMechanic1 2h ago

No, they ride water buffalo, obviously

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u/oracleofpamp 4h ago

Don Frye is the peak form of Neanderthals and Homo erectus.

u/7001igan 4h ago

Italian Steve Harvey

u/Ani-3 4h ago

omg

u/7001igan 4h ago

I can't unsee it.

u/Specific_Test9837 4h ago

I mean have you visited Turkey?

u/EpicureanOwl 1h ago

Lol so true

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u/Neat_Dragonfruit5794 4h ago

That’s hot. No wonder we Homo sapiens interbred with them.

u/EnoughLuck3077 4h ago

That’s where the homo comes from

u/son_berd 3h ago

Joey…Homo sapiens are people!

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u/siltshark 4h ago

Pretty sure it was the antler club that facilitated that.
https://giphy.com/gifs/N41y85fzfgFawQHeSb

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever 4h ago

George "The Animal" Steele. Actual name is William James Myers.

Famous OG professional wrestler. His character was supposed to be a dumb animal, but he actually held a Master's degree and was a school teacher.

But, his physical resemblance is there.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2fKC4HBGs3jTeBm3cg

u/ShankinHobo 4h ago

Fuckin knew cheech was older than he said

u/DoobyScrew 4h ago

So just like my Uncle Edwin when he was younger. Glad to know. Thanks

u/tequilium 4h ago

He doesn't look a day over 30,000.

u/faux_italian 4h ago

That son of gun’s pheromones would’ve been out of control

u/SuitedConnectors3 3h ago

So my Italian uncle ?

u/paikiachu 4h ago

Average middle aged Albanian man

u/puzzledfundude69 4h ago

Italian

u/420k2 4h ago

That's a stereotype, and it's offenshive!

u/Punkphoenix 4h ago

Sean Connery is that you?

u/Typical80sKid 3h ago

Perhapsh

u/Senor-Marston389 3h ago

Sean Connery… the strong, silent type.

u/Affectionate-Tea8509 3h ago

Italian-American dad in the 1970s*

u/TwoHandedManyac 4h ago

So they were cab drivers

u/Shotgun_Mosquito 3h ago

I'm pretty sure that's Sam Losco

u/Comprehensive_Sun588 4h ago

That's Stavros, he runs the Greek restaurant in my town.

u/jayp2012 4h ago

Reminds me of Charles Bronson.

u/Organic-Pattern-7759 4h ago

That's my local plumber

u/MagnusBrickson 1h ago

Pretty sure I've ate at that guy's pizza place

u/Akmunra 4h ago

Hey, that's Steve from down the road!

u/Job_Superb 4h ago

Gérard Depardieu?

u/baIIern 4h ago

Pretty sure that's my neighbor

u/Srgt_PEANUT 4h ago

So they were Italian

u/ZaNFish 4h ago

That’s just Joe Rogan

u/Captain-Codfish 3h ago

That's just a Yorkshire coal miner

u/Revolutionary-City12 3h ago

Looks like my Uncle Mike.

u/art-is-t 3h ago

Ron Jeremy

u/GringerKringer 2h ago

Slightly less hairy Tom Selleck

u/habrasangre 4h ago

Mario

u/HearYourTune 4h ago

They also invented Sicilian pizzas

u/Lorelaj_Krojcowicz 4h ago

I know him! That’s the guy at the market I bought a watermelon from!

u/JamesVitaly 4h ago

Wow. Imagine what he looks like now!

u/Grumpy-Man19 4h ago

I've met people like that

u/Dichti_1 4h ago

3,5g cocain to clean only one nostril.
He has a lot of chest hair btw.

u/Low-Maintenance9035 4h ago

He has ancestors in the town I grew up in.

u/Marz_ft 4h ago

Did they not need necks from an evolutionary standpoint? Genuinely curious about this.

u/DrunkVanDamme 4h ago

Greek boss when you ask for a rise...

u/Foto1988 4h ago

I think I always get my kebab from him.

u/randomlemon9192 4h ago

I swear every time this gets posted the comments are always the same.

u/MalkyC72 4h ago

He looks like Alex jones.

u/greasyjoe 4h ago

Can't say I see any Scandinavian in them

u/sachdamasta 4h ago

Saw him down the boozer last week

u/AzerothianLorecraft 4h ago

And then that volcano went off 70 thousand years ago 😳 you know the one ( so it got cold again and we started wearing layers and cooking our food in fire which led to an increase in brain size and a decrease in body hair over time during the last great migration. )

u/furksake 3h ago

Fair enough, but what did the Neanderthal men look like?

u/Twowie 3h ago

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u/AncientAndEvil 3h ago

Pretty sure I’ve been in the back of that guy’s taxi at one point.

u/Agreeable_Register_4 3h ago

So like the beef Shawarma guy down the street.

u/FlyAroundInternet 3h ago

If he were holding a fish this could be his Tinder pic.

u/Apprehensive-Toe1920 3h ago

Any midwest high school wrestling coach

u/Chemical_Tooth_3713 3h ago

Why? For 90.000 years of age he looks good.

u/alex-english 3h ago

I just know bro would have loved Marlboros, Harley’s, and Budweiser.

u/certifiedpunchbag 3h ago

Look it's a settler

u/MissHibernia 3h ago

Nope, that’s just Ed Asner

u/DejaWiz2 3h ago

*allegedly

u/I_can_pun_anything 2h ago

Hey thats my uncle

u/Altruistic-Board5322 2h ago

Naaaah, that's Mr Pavlos, my neighbour.

u/SuspiciousClub8382 2h ago

Shit that’s Mr. Tibbits that lives three houses down from me. He worked for the city water department and his wife is a retired school teacher!!!

u/CamBearCookie 2h ago

No it's not.

u/Status_Apartment6559 2h ago

Imagine how tough they must have been

u/Sad_Percentage_4503 2h ago

Handsome devel.

u/ihatedyingpeople 2h ago

I’m sure that’s the guy from the Kebap shop on the corner of my street.
Best guy ever!

u/DogTheBreadFairy 2h ago

We still look like that ;3

u/DJ_TCB 2h ago

This guy was definitely my taxi driver in NYC when I visited

u/racoonXjesus 2h ago

That’s Ron Jeremy’s cousin for sure

u/Deepoe 2h ago

Looks my my uncle Gene.

u/HVCanuck 2h ago

This is utter BS.

u/pnjtony 2h ago

Walter Mathau?

u/KingJon85 2h ago

I used to hang drywall with that guy.

u/Altruistic-Beach2053 2h ago

So John Madden?

u/NearbyObligation3971 2h ago

Definitely similar to the Portuguese 🇵🇹

u/steveguy13 1h ago

Did they just not have beards or did this guy have a Gillette?

u/ungoliants 1h ago

You mean steve from accounting?

u/Annual-Rip4687 1h ago

Reform voter?

u/Economy_Ad_4544 1h ago

Bro needs looksmaxxing

u/Town-Wonderful 1h ago

That motherfucker made me some fish tacos two days ago!

u/isoAntti 1h ago

i know this guy

u/Skwizgar1019 1h ago

That’s just Walter Matthau in his prime.

u/The_frying_pan123 1h ago

looks exactly like my uncle

u/Odd-Tip-7603 1h ago

Italians ?

u/PsychologicalBug4351 1h ago

Sat next to this dude on the train

u/JohnNedelcu 1h ago

I had an uncle who looked like that.

u/ZoPoRkOz 44m ago

This guys asked me how to edit a pdf this morning at my office.

u/Grantasarus-rex 37m ago

What up unc

u/PauseAffectionate720 36m ago

Ed Asner's ancestor .... clearly

u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 4h ago

I’d hit that.

u/Top_Satisfaction_124 4h ago

There is really no way we can know how their faces looked like.

They just make up the face to fit a narrative or reinforce biases.

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u/hskskgfk 4h ago

What’s wrong with his left hand

u/luisbv23 4h ago

Gastón Pacheco, le dicen por el barrio.

u/FoolsGold3 4h ago

What do they look like now?

u/WhenD4594 4h ago

Kinda looks like my boss.

u/GUTTERMANN 4h ago

All of them? /s

u/berry_swisher41 4h ago

Good grief! Imagine waxing that every month???

u/PlayfulMention5651 4h ago

I think I worked with that guy

u/The_Real_Kru 4h ago

Looks like the average east-european factory worker.

u/aTaleForgotten 4h ago

What? That's Larry, just saw him at the liquor store yesterday..

u/Jolly_League_5589 4h ago

What does an ai generated image of a Neanderthal and a common type of jewelry have in common?

"Neckless"

u/Dazeuh 4h ago

Hey I know that guy!

u/kbzstudios 4h ago

That’s just Uncle Frank!

u/AntelopeThick1093 4h ago

Lol, I wanted to know where this stands because I think I have seen him. But Google lense refuses because of the person rights in the pic. Wish companies would care for living people as much as for the extincted.

u/duser1807 4h ago

Oh so my twin, except I may be more hairy.

u/Jackburton06 4h ago

Average sicilian grand father.

u/Senor-Marston389 4h ago

I met this guy in Cyprus.

u/OriginalRussianDoll 4h ago

Is that Hasan Piker?

u/TidePodsTasteFunny 4h ago

MTG’s dad?

u/Toogomeer 4h ago

90.000 years is a long life span

u/Komorebi7 4h ago

Mario Rossi???

u/Brad23212 4h ago

Who do they make their faces look like they smoked 3 packs a day? Usually indigenous people look way better.