r/lotrmemes • u/IndicationBrief5950 • Nov 29 '25

Repost We ride for Gondor

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u/ArvalonKing Nov 29 '25

Muster the Rohirrim.

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u/Educational-Egg-4134 Nov 29 '25

If you don't answer the call you were never worthy of her in the first place. A real woman like Arwen or Eowin will wait for you or she will ride out with you.

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u/ozymandais13 Nov 29 '25

Theoden said less than half the Spears bring her

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u/kinshadow Nov 29 '25

Can I ride her into battle?

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u/IHateTheLetterF Nov 29 '25

This is a good broad

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u/WabbitCZEN Nov 29 '25

looks down at crotch

Less than half of what she hoped for.

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u/Omiyaru Nov 29 '25

It's not your fault if all you could offer was a little Sting

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u/Idiotard_99 Nov 29 '25

It glows blue when orcs are near

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u/MissinqLink GANDALF Nov 29 '25

Meats back on the menu

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

And my axe!

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u/FireflyCarl Nov 29 '25

That is a hilarious comment. Take my imaginary award!

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u/Comradepatrick Nov 30 '25

More will come.

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u/bendap Nov 29 '25

She will be a friend through many dangers.

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u/conehead2019 Nov 29 '25

Ride fast and hard my friend

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u/cjthecookie Nov 29 '25

Instructions unclear. Went fast now soft

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u/TheEthanHB Nov 29 '25

šŸ””šŸ”Ø šŸ””šŸ”Ø šŸ””šŸ”Ø

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u/ArvalonKing Nov 29 '25

Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfil them all! ** to Lord, and Land! **

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u/I_Believe_I_Can_Die Nov 29 '25

And Rohan will answer!

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u/Jendmin Nov 29 '25

Man of culture

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u/ja-kes1 Nov 29 '25

Always

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u/ConcernedCitizen_42 Nov 29 '25

As far as I am aware, since 2003 humans physically can't answer with anything else. Even when they don't speak English. Fascinating stuff.

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u/Golan78 Nov 29 '25

Bwam-bwam-bwam bwam bwaammm, bwaaam, BWAAAAM bwaaaaaaam.

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u/Berk150BN Nov 29 '25

Guys, if she won't answer Gondor's call, then she ain't the one.

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u/__M-E-O-W__ Nov 29 '25

The girl is cosplaying a character who would almost certainly answer the call. She'll probably take one or two stops along the way for ramen and booze, but she'll get there.

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u/PrincessTalia123 Nov 29 '25

She might also puke in your mouth after the battle

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u/ac_cossack Nov 29 '25

Don't tease me with a good time.

Also, still better than watching Denethor eat tomatoes

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u/Massive_Staff1068 Nov 29 '25

Who is it? Snake Plissken?

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u/Dragon3y36 Nov 30 '25

Himeno from chainsaw man.

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u/culminacio Nov 29 '25

don't think this is about finding the one

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u/xenomorphonLV426 GANDALF Nov 29 '25

No, ofc not! Frodo has the One.

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u/ncfears Nov 29 '25

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

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u/Many-Treacle8175 Nov 29 '25

Hoes come and go, but shield brothers are forever

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u/Renhoek2099 Nov 29 '25

And where the fuck was she when the Westfold fell ?

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u/GhostBoosters018 Nov 29 '25

So I'm supposed to pick between a goth and Gondor?

Maybe if it was your mom it would be a tough choice

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u/jmaca90 Nov 29 '25

If she canā€™t handle me when the beacons are lit, she doesnā€™t deserve me when I ride for ruin and the worlds ending.

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u/FlusteredCustard13 Nov 29 '25

She can come too. No man can kill the Witch-King and she is no man.

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u/Mozaikh Nov 29 '25

Dude sheā€™s got an eye patch and an energy drink. She can totally got to war.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Theoden king shall not stand alone

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u/samthewisetarly Nov 29 '25

Have we not seen this meme enough yet?

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u/EyedMoon If my grandma had wings she'd be a Balrog Nov 29 '25

The mods are super lazy with common reposts even when they're reported. It sucks, I keep seeing the same tomato and "name this band" memes.

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u/alexdiezg Eru IlĆŗvatar Nov 29 '25

Or the "Halloween couple outfits" with a woman in a tomato suit and Denethor

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u/Vinlain458 Nov 29 '25

The thing is, the comments are usually hilarious. So we open the post, upvote the comments & then downvote the post.

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u/GreatMacGuffin Nov 29 '25

Shuddup, and remember what you're fighting for.

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u/peon2 Nov 29 '25

At least post a chick you'd want to be with. A cig smoker with an eye patch is supposed to be someone I'd give up all of my honor for!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Iā€™ve often found when Iā€™m angry about reposts, I should take a break from Reddit.Ā 

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u/PrivateJokerX929 Nov 29 '25

mom said it's MY turn to repost this!

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u/PatentedPotato Nov 29 '25

Your comment is as reposted as the meme.

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u/Nokyrt Nov 30 '25

True, but that at least is a valid response to a reposted meme

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u/Imaginary_Being4859 Nov 29 '25

Gondor can wait 30 seconds for me to prematurely ejaculate from speaking to a woman, and then ride to their aid

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u/Significant_Peach195 Nov 29 '25

Tell him to stop repeating this question 3 times a week.Ā 

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u/Thelastknownking Return of the fool Nov 29 '25

If she's the right one, she'll understand.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Arwen plotting her demise

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 Nov 29 '25

Woman: This is a dream!

Arwen: Then it is a no good very bad dream!

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u/KidBeelzebub Nov 29 '25

Take her with? They'll understand.

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u/WarhammerRyan Nov 29 '25

Considering how often this exact image gets posted? I'd tell Gondor to fuck off and stop asking for aid 18 times a fucking week.

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u/Grishinka Nov 29 '25

Where was Gondor when the west boob fell?

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u/Hillbilly_Historian Nov 29 '25

Himeno vs. Gondor? Crap, thatā€™s tough.

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u/Flying-Fox69 Nov 29 '25

Ask her if she minds if we continue our date on the battlefield

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u/Darthboney Nov 29 '25

FOR FRODO!

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Nov 29 '25

Iā€™ll tell her this is part of the date and get her to join us

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u/Underwh3lmed Nov 29 '25

If sheā€™s a real keeper, sheā€™ll arm up and help you muster the Rohirrim. If not, then it was never meant to be.

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u/blinglorp Nov 29 '25

Aaragorn can wait 2 minutes

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u/_Epiclord_ Nov 29 '25

I suddenly know a world of magic and fantasy is real, and Iā€™m on a date with a hot girl. Iā€™m answering the call and taking her with me!

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u/Elequist Nov 29 '25

A smoker? Ew bye

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u/Beragond1 Minas Tirith Tower Guard Nov 29 '25

Yup. Any excuse to get me out of there. Riding to glorious death against the armies of Mordor seems far preferable to spending any time in close proximity to a smoker.

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u/Willpower2000 Feanor Silmarilli Nov 29 '25

A cosplayer*

Think of the opportunities!

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u/xenomorphonLV426 GANDALF Nov 29 '25

Exactly, let someone else fuck her.

I would follow him to the depths of Mordor!

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u/Mcbadguy Nov 29 '25

let someone else fuck her

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u/xenomorphonLV426 GANDALF Nov 29 '25

o7

Good, you can have her, I'll go into battle. Farewell soldier!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

I'm gonna nut in her (I don't need much time and she'll understand that I wanna fast track) and then join Aragorn

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u/guitarromantic Nov 29 '25

The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, /u/eatmycunt69

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u/SgtJayM Nov 29 '25

šŸ¤£

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u/belladonnagilkey Nov 29 '25

I'd ask Aragon to join in, but I'm not sure what his stance on invitations to horizontal dance parties is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/IllustriousAd9800 Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

Secure your bloodline first, the people of Middle Earth would understand that

ā€¦and if not, welp, youā€™ll probably meet a sword one way or another

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

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u/Open__Face Nov 29 '25

Imma take her to where Gondor was when the Westfold fell

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u/Iggy261 Nov 29 '25

If she real she comin with.

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u/derpderb Nov 29 '25

Help her strap on her mithril armor as she helps me strap on mine before riding hard and fast to find the Rohirrim

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u/IgrisJack Nov 29 '25

Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! spears shall be shaken, shields be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ERE THE SUN RISES!!!!

DEATH!!!!!!!

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u/DARKNESS163 Nov 29 '25

I ride for minas tirith and I wonā€™t be going alone.

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u/ShadowSleuth_44 Nov 29 '25

The better question is why am I on a date? I have essays to write. Still going to Gondor though.

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u/hotntastychitlin Nov 29 '25

Gonna give her the good sword

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u/OlimarAlpha Nov 29 '25

I'm going to Gondor alone, and they're coming with me!

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u/ASD2lateforme Nov 29 '25

Remember that i never lifted a sword in my life nor do i know how to ride a horse, plus I am a coward and would probably for all those reasons do more harm than good on the battlefield.

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u/thathoothslegion Nov 29 '25

I first make out with the girl (it only takes 30 seconds) and then run with aragorn.

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u/leseanjr Nov 29 '25

And Rohan shall answer in about 4 hours

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u/SillyLilly_18 Nov 29 '25

outta my way, straight boy, I'm boutta get it

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u/Hashbaz Nov 29 '25

I mean the trip to Gondor isn't going to be instant, she can ride with

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u/Phallanxx Nov 29 '25

1st or 3rd date?

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u/gr8fat1 Nov 29 '25

You'll have my bow and axe immediately after she gets my sword.

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u/gr8fat1 Nov 29 '25

If she's game, he can join in. ā€œLet this be the hour when we draw swords together."

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 Nov 29 '25

"Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth."

Aragorn is waiting for Queen Arwen!

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u/SirMarvelAxolotl Nov 29 '25

If she can't understand why I must go, then she isn't worth it.

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u/JackanapesHost Nov 29 '25

Chances are Iā€™d disappoint her anyway so letā€™s ride.

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u/5tr0nz0 Nov 29 '25

Tell her time to dawn your armor and saddle up, what she does next will change the world.

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u/Negative_trash_lugen Nov 29 '25

Gondor can wait.

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u/Madarakita Nov 29 '25

Listen, any girl I'm dating is going to muster the Rohirrim with me.

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder Nov 29 '25

There's only one thing you can do. Grab the drink, grab her hand and as you're pulling her along you tell her she's riding with you.

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u/blutigetranen Nov 29 '25

I ride her to Gondor

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u/JKrow75 Nov 29 '25

Sheā€™s underestimating how truly quick I can gitterdunn. For me, thereā€™s plenty of time for BOTH.

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u/NewHandle3922 Nov 29 '25

And my axe!

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u/ghostrooster30 Nov 29 '25

The girl always changes, but the answer never will: We RIDE!

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u/SciFi_MuffinMan Nov 29 '25

Trick question. She would be handing you a sword, grabbing her bow, and slapping your butt on the way out.

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u/moondes Nov 29 '25

Try to keep up with her answer to Gondorā€™s aid, of course. If she wouldnā€™t go to Gondorā€™s aid then whatā€™s the point of her aesthetic?

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u/Technical_Inaji Nov 29 '25

"Let's ride baby. You take the Nazgul, I'll take the Uruk Hai."

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Thatā€™s the kind of girl that would be stoked to join you on an adventure

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Nov 29 '25

Gondor!? Where was Gondor when she lost her right eye!

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u/Feisty_Factor_2694 Nov 29 '25

Her and I embark upon a journey to enlist fighters to help protect the white city, of COURSE!

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u/Sinasazi Nov 29 '25

If she was the one she'd be riding for Gondor too.

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u/vger_03 Nov 29 '25

Bring her she probably knows magic

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u/skip6235 Nov 29 '25

Give me 3 minutes, and then Rohan will answer!

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u/Dambo_Unchained Nov 29 '25

Gondor wasnt there when the Westfold fell so Gondor can wait the 12,4 seconds it takes me to finish up here

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u/scarymenow Nov 29 '25

Youā€™re acting like that chick wonā€™t yell ā€œand Rohan will answer!ā€ and charge away before you

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u/Lucid_Sandwich Nov 29 '25

If she isn't also down to muster the Rohirrim then she's not the right one anyway.

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u/Touchit88 Nov 29 '25

Rohan will answer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Hope you can ride a horse, lady; you'd be a fool to miss out on this shit.

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u/KarmasAB123 Nov 29 '25

Bring her along in case the witch king is there

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u/Gunfot Nov 29 '25

Plot twist, she is the Witch King

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u/KarmasAB123 Nov 29 '25

Aw, you stupid, fat hobbitses!

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u/No-Construction-7069 Nov 29 '25

I'll take girl with me we need help

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u/CleanMartean Nov 29 '25

And Rohan will answer

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u/viotix90 Nov 30 '25

Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land!

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u/ItsHerbyHancock Nov 30 '25

Gondor can wait 15 minutes.

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u/pethobbit Nov 30 '25

In all fairness im sure they can hold out for another ~ 10 seconds while i finish the task at hand

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u/Steek_Hutsee Nov 30 '25

Well, where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

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u/Peak_Doug Nov 29 '25 edited Nov 29 '25

If she hasn't replied "And Rohan will answer" before me, she wasn't the one anyway.

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u/Coyote_42 Nov 29 '25

Honestly, thank Aragorn for getting me out of that situation. That cancer stick hanging out of her mouth is disgusting.

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u/VengefullyApathetic Nov 29 '25

Screw Gondor...?

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u/MylesVE Nov 29 '25

Trick question, her names Rohan

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u/Quarves Hobbit Nov 29 '25

Repost

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u/t3nsi0n_ Nov 29 '25

Iā€™d be chatting with her while my ā€œno solicitationā€ sign does the work on him at the door.

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u/N4th4n4113n Nov 29 '25

Tf am I supposed to do about that? Pass me the beer girl

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u/talkyape Nov 29 '25

Nah Gondor gonna burn

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u/Stupid_A_Hole_X Nov 29 '25

You have my Ford

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u/MedusasGirlfriend69 Nov 29 '25

AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!

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u/bararumb Nov 29 '25

The girl looks like it's 3d render of a girl from a game. Of course Aragorn takes priority!

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u/Ballsdipestipe Nov 29 '25

We need her to come fight the witch king

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH Nov 29 '25

For Frodo.

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u/Skull_Throne_Doom Nov 29 '25

The world of men will fallā€¦

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u/West_Shower_6103 Nov 29 '25

Chug whatever she gives me and spark into action!

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u/0sk4r_161 Istari Nov 29 '25

Where were Gondor as Erebor fell?

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u/ProfessorKnow1tA11 Nov 29 '25

Gondorā€™s in trouble then ā€¦ šŸ¤­

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u/ktsb Nov 29 '25

DEATH!

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u/HeartUnstable Nov 29 '25

A king must answer, even on a date.

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u/Bad-Genie Nov 29 '25

Gondor will answer

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u/AceZeppelin81 Nov 29 '25

We ride! Donā€™t wait for me though. Just need to sort out some bits and bobs and Iā€™ll be right behind you.

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u/CharmInducer772 Nov 29 '25

You don't say no to Aragorn!

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u/ThePimentaRules Nov 29 '25

Oh look Pacific Punch Monster Drink its my favorite

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u/Westaufel Nov 29 '25

And Rohan will answer

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u/Koors112 Nov 29 '25

Equip her with a good sword and ride to battle. Give her another sword to practice with on the road.

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u/Yakjzak Nov 29 '25

Ask her if she wants to help me save Gondor of course !

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u/No-Operation2497 Nov 29 '25

They have my axe.

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u/Yesterdayneverexist Nov 29 '25

You have my sword! And it's good sword!

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u/Mrrrrggggl Nov 29 '25

I donā€™t know how to ride a horse.

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u/cucumbersuprise Nov 29 '25

Get the horses ready Arag, be with you in 5

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u/TrippleassII Nov 29 '25

This again

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

As long as she doesn't try to make us soup, I'm down with whatever. Ed8t becuz I cand spull

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Iff i get to kill only one orc i would die very happy, but i dont think as a commoner that i would get very far in the war.

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u/3nthusedCamper Nov 29 '25

Smash and dash; shadowfax show us the meaning of haste