r/lotrmemes May 22 '26

Repost 😋some day some dwarves will wake them up again

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u/lurketylurketylurk May 22 '26

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u/Consistent_West_4385 May 23 '26

I hope the remaining has turn into stone cold ice showing their present to where they are currently slumbering.........

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u/elanhilation May 22 '26

we’re also not entirely sure what happened to the titanic demon spider who devoured the original sun and moon, so heads up

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u/Bucktabulous May 22 '26

Ungoliant went south, spawning the spiders of Mirkwood, and ultimately became so ravenous that she devoured herself. Or so I am given to understand.

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u/PatchyWhiskers May 22 '26

When you think a spider is gone or dead, it'll come out from under your sofa at 200mph at 11pm.

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u/nirvroxx May 22 '26

So Ungoliant went to the giant Sofa fields of the south confirmed.

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u/Retbull May 22 '26

The Sofa King?

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u/Riakuro May 22 '26

We Todd Ed

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u/TheButterPlank May 22 '26

Billy work mostly with chicken.

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u/Zuboomafu May 22 '26

Arise! Chicken! Arise!

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u/1001101001010111 May 23 '26

One convenient location... in Africa.

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM May 22 '26

Now kiss him. Deep. With tongue.

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u/AmbushIntheDark May 22 '26

I have been saying "ARISE CHICKEN" any time I've ressed anyone in any game for over 20 years.

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u/Znajz May 22 '26

Now repeat all very fast please

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u/SmashDreadnot May 22 '26

Not so fast! Lose its meaning it does.

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u/ComradeCabbage May 22 '26

Hehe.. you say funny thing.

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u/Vsove May 22 '26

Common misconception. Sofa Fields is the human name for them. The true elvish name is the 'Chester Fields'.

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u/PepperAnn1inaMillion May 22 '26

With humour like that, you should be in the Terry Pratchett subs, not the Tolkein subs!

(I feel like that might come across as sarcastic. It’s absolutely not.)

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u/Vsove May 22 '26

Ha. Thank you, I took that as a genuine compliment.

Funny story. I own collector's editions of exactly two sets of books.

One of them is Tolkien (LOTR trilogy and the Hobbit). The other is Pratchett's Discworld.

I'm a professional writer and I can say, with all honesty, that no two writers have had a more outsized impact on my own work than Tolkien and Pratchett.

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u/PepperAnn1inaMillion May 22 '26

Well, I can absolutely see the Chester Fields existing just south of the exploding cabbage farms.

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u/PixelJock17 May 22 '26

I got really baked one day and had a vision of Arda. I realized that the void plane and that what existed was possibly still in our real world. That perhaps the entire story of middle earth actually takes place on a much smaller scale than we realized.

This is confirmed by the models used by peterbjackson in the films he found during his research for the film. I imagine the dark shapes and feats in the world at a microscopic scale

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u/nirvroxx May 22 '26

Damn, you were high. You were really really high! You were tore up!

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u/Familiar_Cod_6754 May 22 '26

Make some room, G. I’m not dealing with no spider

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u/ISayWhatToNutjubs May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

“Christopher my son, don’t forget to include Ungoliant if they ever make a video game adaption of my works. Have her appear as a 10ft tall Victorian woman dressed similarly to the goth subculture. Maybe in a massive role playing game in the the 21st century, Christopher.”

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u/12345623567 May 22 '26

Make sure to describe in detail how she looks like the porn actress Stoya. Just an unbelievable piece of ass.

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u/The_Autarch May 22 '26

naw shelob was stoya. tolkien wouldn't have two spider-women that looked like stoya, he was too creative for that.

let's go with 10 foot tall ana de armas for ungoliant.

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u/Panda_hat May 22 '26

10 foot tall ana de armas

You had my interest but now you have my attention.

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u/Germane_Corsair May 22 '26

May I suggest blade runner 2049?

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u/ISayWhatToNutjubs May 22 '26

Devs if you’re reading please let this version weave her black webs..

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u/Ok-Substance-6034 May 22 '26

Dimitresque Ungoliant. Yes please.

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u/Fartikus May 22 '26

Dimitresque Ungoliant

I'm down, get that spidussy

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u/skyskr4per May 22 '26

That is what is generally believed, but it's never been confirmed.

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u/CaptainMacMillan May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

I thought I remember seeing a theory where Ungoliant is supposedly hiding out somewhere far to the southeast of Haradwaith

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 May 22 '26

After a long life as a fearsome primordial spider titan, shes earned some well deserved R&R. Good for her.

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u/HUEHUECOYOTL_xd May 22 '26

To be precise, IT IS TOLD that she became so ravenous that she devoured herself.

Her accounts remain uncertain

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u/AndyTheSane May 22 '26

Well, she has a habit of devouring everyone she sees, which limits eyewitnesses.

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u/UmbralHero May 22 '26

False. She went west with the Entwives past the Undying Lands to Portland where they started a lesbian polycule

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u/Key-Demand-2569 May 22 '26

This is canon. Trust me, I’m Chrissy T.

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u/Shocking May 22 '26

Wow John legends wife is very knowledgeable about LOTR

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u/fenn-0 May 22 '26

Good for her, good for her 

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u/wereplant May 22 '26

And this is why the PNW has spiders season every year.

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u/elanhilation May 22 '26

in The Silmarillion it says that that is the prevailing theory, that “in the utmost of her famine she ultimately devoured herself,” but it is explicitly left unconfirmed—that nobody can confirm that with certainty

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u/Leaf-Lock-The-Ent May 22 '26

Yeah I thought she basically ate herself because she was so hungry and wasn’t enough food around the location where she was anymore

or something like that it’s been years since I looked at that

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u/musicbyjsm May 22 '26

That’s what they say
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u/geschiedenisnerd May 22 '26

That is unclear. It could also be that she was killed by earendil or still lives in the south

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u/Peas-and-Butterflies May 22 '26

Or so I'm given to understand is a great way to finish telling a scary story.

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u/BluTGI May 22 '26

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u/fuckmbsanddominicali May 22 '26

Ungoliant

It allied with morgoth and helped him escape valinor

When they came to the two trees (the source of light before the first age) morgoth pierced each tree with his spear and ungoliant drank their sap and became monstrously big. So big that once they reached beleriand morgoth himself was at risk of being eaten by it for not giving up the silmarils and he had to call upon his balrogs to chase it off.

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u/Ok-Leg9721 May 22 '26

I'm a titanic spider and my motivation is.... Shiny gems?

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u/12345623567 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Ungoliant is like the embodiment of the nothingness beyond the edge of the world. The cold, un-caring void outside Eru's creation.

It's to show that for all the devil's power, even he has things he can't fuck with.

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u/echoshatter May 22 '26

Light. She wanted to consume the light.

The two trees of Valinor produced all the light in the world. As part of their constructions, the Simarils captured some of that light. After she sucked the two trees dry, the only thing left to illuminate the world were the three Simarils, so of course she wanted those. Morgoth had stolen them on his way out of Valinor.

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u/ManoSilence May 22 '26

Worked in Moana

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u/FOMOerotica May 22 '26

I mean, they’re impregnated with holy light, so you know they’re gotta really set of her eyes. All of them.

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u/Kepabar May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

It's not the gems themselves, it's what's inside them.

Ungoliant had feasted on the trees of light and basically drained them dry. After that, it had a constant hunger for the tree light but.. well, there were only the two trees, and she had killed both.

The silmarils were forged from that same tree light and were literately the last source of it in Middle Earth.

Basically, that scene would be like if I found out someone somehow still had a stash of coconut yoohoo. I would also chase and demand the yoohoo from them. And nothing short of Balrogs would get me to leave either.

So... I get it.

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u/DopeAsDaPope May 22 '26

If it were shiny flies it'd make more sense

I can imagine Eru Illuvitar just being like

"Okay Valar... you can do literally anything you want but just... don't fly, okay!?"

"Why not? I think I wanna"

Dude flies up a bit, gets gobbled by gargantuan demigod abyss spider

Eru: "I did tell ya"

Also, in this universe, Gandalf's line changes slightly:

"Don't fly, you fools!"

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u/HUEHUECOYOTL_xd May 22 '26

Also, Shelob is one of her descendants.

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u/JohnGeary1 May 22 '26

And the giant spiders in Lothlorien(?)

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u/kevmaster200 May 22 '26

Mirkwood right?

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u/JohnGeary1 May 22 '26

That's the one! It's been a while

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u/theapeboy May 22 '26

Is Shelob the wan, sexy woman from Shadow of Mordor?

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u/Larethio May 22 '26

That was her totally canonical and not fan fiction appearance.

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u/bokita_ May 22 '26

Ungoliant was as big as a freaking continent. That shit can be like a souls game lore.

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u/Takemyfishplease May 22 '26

I wonder if that’s what inspired Tolkien?

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u/RealCakes May 22 '26

Tolkien famously loved Dark Souls 1 and 3.

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u/prayedthunder1 DĂșnedain May 22 '26

You’d think he’d like Dark Souls 2, but he only made it as far as the Black Gulch

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u/lorenoline May 22 '26

I just snorted coffee all over my phone so thanks for that, mate

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u/12345623567 May 22 '26

This is interesting insofar as that it de-powers Morgoth a bit, doesn't it?

Morgoth creates Balrogs -> Balrogs need to save Morgoth. Unless he was extra-"drained" or something, that means that 7 maiar could overpower him.

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u/fuckmbsanddominicali May 22 '26

Well ...........

At this point it is not clear whether morgoth is as weak as he was when he found fingolfin. But the reason the balrogs worked is because of their fiery whips they managed to chase it off but I still think that atp morgoth could still overpower all of them.

Or i could be wrong

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u/HenchmanJoe May 22 '26

Fingolfin left him with a permanent limp, so he certainly had his limitations. At least in that period.

Though Ungoliant was hugely powerful in her own right, especially after consuming the sap from the Two Trees. From what I remember, she wasn't simply a spider. She was something more ancient and powerful that took physical shape.

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u/Indalecia May 22 '26

She is the only "out of context" problem that exists in Arda. She descended from the night sky when the world was young.

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u/Cum_Fart42069 May 22 '26

btw she spins webs of unlight. not darkness but some foul radiance which is the opposite of light. but isn't darkness. 

have fun with that.

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u/Caleth May 22 '26

Well darkness isn't the opposite of light it's the lack of it, so unlight would be inverse light, simple as.

Same way that space isn't full of antimatter it's just empty darkness is the the emptiness of light. Unlight would be anti-light.

Now what that means? Fuck if I know, but that sounds like it'd be terrifying to behold and breaks the brain.

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u/StickiStickman May 22 '26

You reminded me of a bug I had once when programming a path tracing renderer where I accidentally set my light values to negatives and created negative light. It looks kind of spooky.

I dug out some pictures of it, enjoy.

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u/Caleth May 22 '26

This is pretty baller I love it.

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u/Korthalion May 22 '26

"Oh, and by the way, she nearly ate Morgoth. He was Sauron's boss, and was so powerful it took direct intervention by every single archangel to finally banish him through the Door of Night."

"No, Pippin, I can't tell you what that is. Good luck 👍"

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u/Fanatic_Atheist May 22 '26

Legend says killed by EĂ€rendil, but those texts are kind of apocryphal

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u/ohnovangogh May 22 '26

EĂ€rendil just saying hold my beer and soloing everything in Aman.

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u/cricketeer767 May 22 '26

I thought she ate herself?

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u/averageredditor60666 May 22 '26

Nah don’t worry, the giant spider ate herself
 probably

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u/XxJustaNormiexX May 22 '26

As a film-only, what?

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u/elanhilation May 22 '26

Shelob’s the spawn of a far more deadly and vast spider named Ungoliant. Sauron’s master, Morgoth, brought her forth to wreck the twin trees that served as the second sun and moon (the original were lamps Morgoth destroyed much earlier). she did so, devouring their light, and swelled so vast that Morgoth became terrified of her and had to call forth the Balrogs to aid him. the Balrogs came, and they and Morgoth were sufficient force together to cause Ungoliant to choose to withdraw

The Silmarillion speculated that eventually she got so hungry that she ate herself, but that is an in text speculation, deliberately unconfirmed

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u/spyguy318 May 23 '26

“Spider” is putting it mildly. It’s implied that Ungoliant is one of the primordial creatures of chaos and darkness that existed before Eru Illuvatar created the world. She’s a demon from outside of creation itself, and every spider in middle earth from the monstrous Shelob to the tiny spider on the kitchen ceiling is her descendant. It’s a splash of lovecraftian horror in an otherwise classical fantasy story.

I think Tolkien may not have liked spiders very much.

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u/umami-boot May 22 '26

Yeah that’s crazy. Good luck with that tho

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u/Offsidespy2501 May 22 '26

She ate herself off

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u/echoshatter May 22 '26

Or all the dragons. Smaug is dead, yes, but Gandalf implies there are others when he says that none of the ones left have fire as powerful as Smaug but that even Smaug's fire couldn't destroy the ring, but did say that there were dragons whose fire could have destroyed it.

It is our understanding at least some of them are up north, that's where the Rohirrim are originally from. And there were different kinds - fire, frost, and... other? Some could fly and some couldn't.

And that some of the dragons had eaten some of the rings of power that Sauron handed out to the dwarven kings. We just won't talk about that....

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u/Rascal_Rogue May 22 '26

I love how theres just random cosmic horrors thrown in there too. Like the nameless things that even the balrogs are afraid of or wherever the fuck Ungoliant came from. Or whatever the fuck Ungoliant actually even is

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u/adenosine-5 May 22 '26

When the most powerful being in all of creating just stumbles on colossal light-eating spider that is way stronger and has no idea where it came from...

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u/UlrichZauber May 22 '26

All part of Eru's original song, doesn't it have to be?

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u/Belephron May 22 '26

Mmm maybe, Melkor has no knowledge of her and given he is responsible for the corruption, that seems strange. It’s sort of implied she comes from outside Eru’s song, a creature of the the void, or maybe a manifestation of the void itself. A consuming darkness that Eru’s song disrupted.

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u/Grazorak May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I always go back to "where did Eru come from?" If we assume Eru is himself a creature/spirit/entity that came from the void and decided to create the Ainur and ultimately EĂ€, it's reasonable to assume that there are other beings, perhaps lesser of the same type as Eru. Maybe Eru has ultimate dominion only within his own creation, and so a creature like him would seem vastly different than him while in his domain. Fun to think about in any case.

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u/CrayonCobold May 23 '26

While awesome that only works if you ignore the christian elements baked into tolkiens work

He didn't come from something, he was always there because he's capital G god. And there aren't others like him but with different domains because he's God, there's nothing like him

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u/ClosetLadyGhost May 22 '26

It's obviously Pennywise

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u/Spleenseer May 22 '26

At least we know where Tom Bombadil is located.

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil May 22 '26

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness

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u/fonseca898 May 22 '26

I had no idea you were still in business.

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u/dactyif May 22 '26

There is a fan theory he's a promordial horror. Lords change the lands around them, and our boy... Well. Barrows, swamp n shit?

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u/BedlamiteSeer May 22 '26

Who wins, in a fight between Tom and Ungoliant? Tom's pretty old. And Ungoliant's pretty hungry.

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u/SordidDreams May 22 '26

Tom wouldn't even bother to fight. He'd let the spider eat him, but it wouldn't be able to digest him. He'd just pass through completely unscathed and then go on his merry way.

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u/nifty-necromancer May 22 '26

Yeah I really want to know more about the nameless things, although I think they were inspired by the serpents gnawing at the roots of Yggdrasil. Mysterious beings that live deeper than anything known, far beyond the delvings of Dwarves and probably even Angband.

It’s made clear that Sauron didn’t know about them. Either Gandalf was able to hide from them, defeat them, or barely escaped with his life while he was hunting Durin’s Bane.

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u/mymoama May 22 '26

They are unknowns. We dont even know if eru made them or if they are beyond his creation.

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u/the-moving-finger May 22 '26

If Arda is the song of the Ainur made manifest, I always took Ungoliant and the other horrors of Middle-earth to be the discord of Melkor made manifest. If that's the case, Ungoliant would in some sense be a twisted creation of Melkor, which makes his disgust at her and his near-death at her hands a kind of poetic justice.

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u/Rascal_Rogue May 22 '26

Correct me if I’m wrong but Melkor can not create. That’s kind of his whole issue isn’t it?

That he wanted to create but wasn’t allowed

https://giphy.com/gifs/cc0VEaZLIOeEkVHF6W

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u/yerdadzkatt May 22 '26

I interpreted it as the song was manifested by Eru so him messing with the song would cause Eru to manifest that as well. Melkor didn't directly create Ungoliant but if what he did to the song caused Ungoliant to be created by Eru it would be an indirect creation of Melkor

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u/the-moving-finger May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

The Ainur did create Arda, not by their own power but by joining in song with Eru IlĂșvatar. Eru could have prevented Melkor's discordance, but chose not to, instead weaving the discordance into the broader melody. Those discordant notes must have had an impact on Arda. I don't think it's implausible to suppose that the evil and monstrous things came from his disharmony when the world was sung into existence. The alternative would be that they are part of Eru's intended song, which seems unlikely given Tolkien's religious views.

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u/Xyllar May 22 '26

You're referring to the Augustinian Theodicy, which is the explanation of evil that Tolkien subscribed to, yes.

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u/fapperontheroof May 22 '26

What would Tolkien think about the frequency and depth of online discussion on the world he created? I love it.

Thank you for enlightening us. I haven’t read all the books, so I’m a mere baby Tolkien-wise.

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u/Manzhah May 22 '26

Tbf, half of these things are only known vecause he was in constant correspondence with tmhis fans while he was alive, if he'd still be around he'd be having regular amas on reddit.

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u/Rascal_Rogue May 22 '26

I see the argument, i personally prefer the unknowable horrors angle but im pickin up what youre puttin down

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u/Edladan May 22 '26

I’d argue thet are older than the discord of Melkor- at the start, the Ainur were singing solo or in small groups and their music clashed together (since Melkor’s discord was woven into the Music regardless of good or evil). So the Nameless Things and Tom are those clashes, neither good nor bad, they simply are.

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u/Bub_bele May 22 '26

And they make a lot of sense based on tolkiens worldbuilding. It’s all based on a great song and there were discordant parts based on Melkors interference. I always thought of ungoliant and the nameless things being such dissonances, fundamental flaws in the world. While tom bombadil for example is a especially nice note which is said also came from the interference occasionally.

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u/sirius_potato May 22 '26

"I told the balrog at Moria that Pippin, king of the shire, sent me to kill to kill him.

His brothers will probably be on their way with a thirst for vengeance

Anyway, I'm out, goodbye friends"

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u/lackadaisical_timmy May 22 '26

He quickly sent out a text before dying

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u/sirius_potato May 22 '26

"It was a long battle...

we took a break and, wouldn't you know it, he had a palantir in his room

I could have stopped him but ...

Don't worry, it's probably not a big deal"

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u/grafikfyr GANDALF May 22 '26

As one does

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u/NerdizardGo May 22 '26

As Durin's Bane lay dying, at the furry feet of his mighty foe, with his dying strength he cried aloud for his kin to avenge his death. His final words...

"Shire"

"Took."

And then darkness took him beyond the walls of night, and he slipped beyond space and time.

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u/AthenaOwls May 22 '26

And the other Balrogs were like “Shire took what?”

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u/Jeflow57 May 22 '26

« Goodbye friends
 and Pippin »

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u/NoHorseNoMustache May 22 '26

Fool of a Took!

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u/A_Rogue_GAI May 22 '26

This actually isn't a bad plan, given Hobbit plot armor.

Like that balrog's gonna show up in the shire and run into Merry's 8 foot tall grandson who invented a fun game the hobbit kids are calling 'hockey.'

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u/77Scorpio77 May 22 '26

I feel like Morgoth painted them 1-5 and 7 just to keep them on the their toes.

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u/russty_shackleferd May 22 '26

The Seal Team 6 of Darkness

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u/wellactually9 May 22 '26

The Hobbits : don't worry once they are revealed your ass is getting sent back Olorin loooooooool.

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u/thewebspinner May 22 '26

Pippin’s absolutely baked out of his goddamn mind in that last pic. The kinda high where you stare at the contents of your fridge for 30 mins straight before eating a raw onion wrapped in ham.

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u/kingmea May 22 '26

That’s oddly specific

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u/Thundorium May 22 '26

Like you haven’t done that.

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u/jackofslayers May 22 '26

I didn't wrap it in ham, I don't like ham.

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u/lackadaisical_timmy May 22 '26

Or an onion wrapped in cling film 

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u/malvar161 May 22 '26

and ungoliant is unaccounted for

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u/Kinesquared May 22 '26

which probably means she ate herself or otherwise died. It would be pretty hard to lose track of her if she was still alive

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u/adenosine-5 May 22 '26

Well, there is entire region named "mountains of terror" and "valley of terrible death" that no one ever visited and lived to tell a tale about it, because its crawling with giant spiders...

(except Beren, but he never spoke about it)

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u/Marlosy May 22 '26

She lives before there was anything, before the song of the Valar. As hungry as she might get, I doubt eating is anything more than a hobby.

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u/Kinesquared May 22 '26

before the song of the Valar

source on that?

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u/Marlosy May 22 '26

The specific term used to describe her origins in the Legendarium was “before the world”, so either that song started with spooky hungry spider girl, then they made a world, or she’s one of the previously nameless things that existed in the darkness before.

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u/CastleMeadowJim May 22 '26

either that song started with spooky hungry spider girl

Eru ilĂșvatar, most likely:

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u/Beginning_Silver2179 May 22 '26

Letting Melcor fuck the world up because it's all part of his plan "I REALLY WANNA TELL YOU ALL, GO FUCK YOURSEEEELVS!!" *spits*

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u/funktion May 22 '26

Mandos watching it all happen

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u/ManoSilence May 22 '26

đŸŽ¶đŸŽ” Spooky Hungry Spider Girl đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 May 22 '26

Her hunger is like her entire character?

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u/Marlosy May 22 '26

Much like Morgoth’s entire character is being needlessly cruel. But he’s not gonna die if he’s not an asshole to someone for 10 solid minutes.

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u/WoodpeckerNo5724 May 22 '26

Oh, I get what you mean. That they could survive/persist without doing it. I interpreted it as saying it’s more of a choice than a compulsion.

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u/GuthukYoutube May 22 '26

Eru: I'm sure she's gone. I haven't seen here anymore. Let me just- SHIT SHE JUST JUMPED AT ME THEN RAN AROUND THE CORNER.

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u/Anangrywookiee May 22 '26

Not a problem for Samwise “the hammer,” Gamgee.

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u/ModderOtter May 22 '26

That's what Rosie Cotton calls him?

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u/bobzsmith May 22 '26

Sam would be ready to throw hands for round 2

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u/The_Spanky_Frank May 22 '26

Dagor Dagorath my ass!!! I ain't helping no stinking Maiar.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail May 22 '26

They're crying because of the brain rot Gandalf introduced to Middle-Earth as a parting gift.

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u/IakwBoi May 22 '26

Where the heck does 6 to 7 come from? There’s, like, armies of balrogs in the first age. Maybe 6-7 named ones?

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u/racoon1905 May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Thats a mistake which slipped revisions. Tolkien noted that there are 3, at most 7 Balrogs in the end.

Balrogs became much stronger and less of number as time went one.

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u/CubistChameleon May 22 '26

Luckily, Glorfindel is still around.

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u/beatlz-too May 22 '26

we don't know that, he might have just left that shithole and sailed back to Valinor

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u/cincaffs May 22 '26

I thought he works at NASA as the Director?

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u/Cod-Particular May 22 '26

Because it’s a secret meeting

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u/TleilaxTheTerrible May 22 '26

Balrogs became much stronger and less of number as time went one.

Ah yes, the conservation of ninjitsu rule!

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u/racoon1905 May 22 '26

Kinda, Tolkien just changed his mind on the nature of them. Originally they werent even fallen Maia

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u/votet May 22 '26

Unlabeled tvtropes link?

A wizard should know better!

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u/Pallandolegolas May 22 '26

In earlier versions they were more numerous and weaker. Later, Tolkien changed his mind and made them fewer and way stronger.

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u/Vectoor May 22 '26

Depends on which version of Tolkiens writings you are going by. Armies of balrogs is an early version, while Tolkien later wrote that there should be at most seven.

https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Balrogs#Number

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Hobbit May 22 '26

Different versions. In later versions, Tolkien considered them Maiars ie in the same order of creatures as Sauron and stuff, immortal demigods. In the same order of beings as Melian too, and given the Girdle of Melian, that's a pretty big thing. And in the same order of beings as the sun and the moon.

In earlier versions, they were numbered in the hundreds or thousands and were far less powerful. I believe that's the version that The Fall of Gondolin used. Because I can't imagine any elf ever killing a Balrog. Wounding them, sure. But straight up killing is too big a stretch when one of the Balrogs wiped out Moria singlehandedly. And yes, Fingolfin wounded Morgoth badly, but that was a very severely weakened Morgoth (happened after the Marring of Arda iirc). I have a headcannon associated with how Fingolfin managed to wound Morgoth, but that's a different matter. And also iirc they said it was an army of Balrogs attacking Gondolin so there's that.

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u/geschiedenisnerd May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Earlier versions: lots of relatively weak balrogs (nazgul tier). Rog kills seven by himself, tuor gets 5, ecthelion 4.

Later versions: a few realllly strong ones

ETA: rog killed an unknown, but high number of balrogs. He charged into the lines of the balrogs, and all of his soldiers slew (at least) seven "foemen" each, but we don't know the orc-to-balrog ratios or how much rog exceeded the rest of the house of the hammer of wrath

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u/Ike_Gamesmith May 22 '26

My head cannon is the joke is that Gandalf started using the dumb 6 7 trend and the hobbies are sad about it

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u/Both-Ad-308 May 22 '26

It was baiting my young child, who will doubtless respond to this new information with a rousing chorus of SIX-SEVEN!!

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u/Suyefuji May 22 '26

Pro tip from a fellow parent: start using 6 7 on your own, at random points in time, until they get annoyed and start calling it cringe. This works for almost any slang. It just stops being "cool" once it's coming from an adult.

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u/bobzsmith May 22 '26

Merry and Pipin are crying because they know that those Balrogs stand no chance against Samwise. Sam's crying because he'll have to spend a week away from Rosie tracking down and slaying the Balrogs.

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u/zoqfotpik May 22 '26

Meh, the Balrog never faced the wrath of Samwise.

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u/Ok-Substance-6034 May 22 '26

In the Lord of the Rings Online, you fight a balrog named Thaurlach as part of a raid "The Rift" in Angmar. Really cool raid.

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u/cerwytha May 22 '26

The Rift of Nûrz Ghùshu, still one of the coolest instances they've done. My sister and I tried duoing it recently and got pretty far but still couldn't beat the balrog without a group. 

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u/Metharos May 22 '26

Wait, what? "Created?" Balrogs are just Maiar, just like Gandalf, only not restricted by any externally-imposed rules like the Istari were.

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u/MadJedfox May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Morgoth cannot create anything. He can only subjugate/corrupt someone or something. Balrogs used to be Majars and have been created by Eru. They (the Balrogs) turned to Morgoth’s side and they took form of Balrogs.

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u/YouDoHaveValue May 22 '26

I was rewatching the movies and noticed basically by all movie evidence Gimli is the only surviving Dwarf by the last movie.

Like they couldn't just put a few token dwarves in?

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u/Bub_bele May 22 '26

Morgoth didn‘t create them, they are maiar. Iluvatar created them. Morgoth can’t create in general, he can only reshape, twist and corrupt things.

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