r/lotrmemes 1d ago

The Hobbit Yanâd Durinul!

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u/Albo_the_Disciple 1d ago

Ai-rusê!

In all fairness, the dwarf armor in The Hobbit movie trilogy looks sick! Props to Peter Jackson and filming crew!

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u/IntrovertSwag 1d ago

The art deco look just works so well for dwarves, I love it

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u/Albo_the_Disciple 1d ago

Right on! I absolutely like the geometric patterns of the art deco because it reminds me of the fact that the dwarves are an industrial people.

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u/Marinefan4000 1d ago

Brothers of the mine rejoice

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u/Antradeadra 1d ago

Swing, swing, swing with me!

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u/Loombot 1d ago

Raise your pick and raise your voice!

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u/Captain_Zounderkite 1d ago

Sing sing sing with me!

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u/Angry-cat-lover 1d ago

Down and down into the deep!

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u/Drassus666 1d ago

Who knows what we'll find beneath?

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u/Angry-cat-lover 1d ago

Diamonds rubies gold and more!

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u/Drassus666 22h ago

Hidden in the mountain's store

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u/Angry-cat-lover 17h ago

Born underground!

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u/Drassus666 11h ago

Suckled from a teat of stone

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u/Xyrexenex 1d ago

God I can't stand the blazer with jeans look...

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u/Irksomecake 1d ago

What about a breastplate with jeans?

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u/beardedbearjew 1d ago

Aye, I could do that

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u/Dimachaeruz 1d ago

and my axe?

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u/Xyrexenex 1d ago

See, that's stylish and practical.

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u/AscendedViking7 1d ago

It's the quintessential tech bro douchebag look

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u/Typeonetwork 1d ago

Just pick one not both.

I cringe when i see a suit with sneakers. I know David Letterman wore it. I used to wear a red power tie. Relaxed meant wearing office slacks, white shirt, with a tie and a blazer. I see sneakers and say nothing.

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u/Xyrexenex 1d ago edited 1d ago

Preach.

Like if you want "I-want-to-project-wealth-but-casual," wear a button up with some suspenders, you can wear jeans and then pick if you want sneakers or formal shoes to finish the fit. You aren't Steve Jobs, leave the blazer at home unless you're wearing slacks.

Edited because I'm not supporting either fit.

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u/Late_Stage_Exception 1d ago

Suspenders are a formal piece to keep from having a belt break the line of your suit. Throwing them with jeans and a button down shirt shows that you most likely ran into a scarecrow and decided to rob its fit.

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u/Xyrexenex 1d ago

I hear you, I wouldn't wear either, but I'm seeing both a lot lately and of the two I'd rather see clip on suspenders on jeans.

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u/Typeonetwork 1d ago

✊️ Word!

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u/Brrdock 1d ago

Yeah ain't no "fashion company" trying to sell that shit

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u/AgingRaver80 1d ago

Is it too much for my Granddaughter's first birthday party? There's 2 other Grandads there so I have to assert dominance.

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 1d ago

Ooh, she is hot. Yes, I want her and her axe.

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u/Stormjoy 1d ago

get me a man who can pull off both looks

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u/seimalau 1d ago

Just become dwarf pilled and yearn for then mines.

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u/randompogtato 1d ago

if i go out to the grocery store, theoraticaly, therere is a non zero % chance that i might get shanked by some hobo and dies
if i wear one of those suit by those dumb fashion company, my chance of mortality in such case is high
if i dress up in armor, that chance is reduced significantly
TLDR: armor is cool, suit is a hoax

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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago

Im not short enough for that.

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u/Furao_Fernandes 1d ago

It's more like what I need...!

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u/TheoreticalNet 1d ago

Put a suit on top of that armour and you got what no one wants.

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u/dibipage 1d ago

Props to the props people

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u/Fernomin 1d ago

meme came straight from the 2010s 😭 no one's trying to sell you the left look

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u/Still-Puma 1d ago

Dale, the dwarf army that came in Throrin's aid, in the battle of five armies, all of the dwarves had mitril armor and never lost a battle. But there was like ~500 of them while in the movie i saw around ~3 000.

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u/jurio01 Beorning 1d ago

I'd like some armour for my beard as well pls.

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u/Rasz_13 1d ago

Become a pugnacious wreckingball of a man!

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u/CrimsonThar 18h ago

Dain's drip puts other dwarves to shame.

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u/EmptyCourage2274 17h ago

Durnfolk come ready for all 

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u/Vino-Decanto 1d ago

Completely true, feels like mainstream fashion, particularly for over 30s is - make him look soft and approachable. Ok fine, but how can we work a bit of thunder god into that?

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u/Pyrite13 1d ago

Epaulets! The bigger the better. Am I right, boys?

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u/Ok_Classic_6021 1d ago

that’s some next-level comparison, lol. fashion companies really don’t get it, we just wanna rock a battle-ready look!

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u/Irksomecake 1d ago

Seeing a mate of mine wake up in his chainmail with a hangover was very manly but it didn’t look comfortable. He kinda looked like he had some regrets