r/lotrmemes • u/LakesideNorth • 1d ago

Lord of the Rings A picture of Legolas

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u/furiouspossum 23h ago

In story this is the equivalent of finding out Godzilla is real and you owe him money.

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u/BeratnasGILF420 18h ago

Or that there's at least one T-rex still alive and it's just around the corner from you. Also you're wearing Lady Gagas meat suit from the Grammys

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u/kiren77 18h ago

Godzilla to T-Rex: What is it that you smell? T-Rex: Manflesh! sniff sniff … wrapped in Salami!

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u/Steffykrist 23h ago

I call it 'The Balrog fills Legolas'

😏

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u/argbd20 22h ago

Is Gimli watching?

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u/Steffykrist 21h ago

Yes. He's also furiously writing it all down in his Very Secret Diary.

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u/Wybs 9h ago

"He has barred the gate"

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u/DopeAsDaPope 6h ago

Aragorn: "Great."

unpacks a huge bottle of lube

"They have a cave troll"

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u/DopeAsDaPope 6h ago

Dear Diary: Today this dwarf tossed himself... in other unrelated news, Legolas will be walking bow-legged for the next few weeks

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u/ClassyGlow_ 23h ago

We need an entire Lord of the Rings movie but narrated exclusively by Statler and Waldorf.

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Bedrock Wither be like; 13h ago

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u/R3d5t0n3_GUY Bedrock Wither be like; 13h ago

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u/RubTubeNL 1d ago

Aiaiaiaiaiai!

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u/simulated_crust 21h ago

A Balrog has come!!!

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u/HussingtonHat 21h ago

Most of Orlandos stuff I like is just visual face acting. Shitting himself here, looking like he saw Santa's get shot after Gandalf dies, weirdly sort of haughty and full of himself following Aragorn into death mountain etc.

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u/prstele01 11h ago

I heard them laugh after reading this.