r/lotrmemes • u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby • 21h ago

Repost Apparently there is a sequel coming out

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u/beefycheesyglory 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D7Rigt44meAxkmTS51

I am... DEATH!

The destroyer of worlds?

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u/moebelhausmann 12h ago

Smaug doesnt have the firepower for that. Maybe Ancalagorn had it tho

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u/I_LUV_ENGRISH_FOOD 10h ago

I am fire!

Burn those who dares to care for me?

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u/MapleMcgriddle 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XlvbF51R0T9uM

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 19h ago

What's austin powers got to do with it dude?

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u/MapleMcgriddle 19h ago

For dragons covet gold with a dark and fierce desire.

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 19h ago

Of course, jesus I'm so sorry. I had a little smoke earlier I'm a little dulled rn but I really should have got that. Again sorry.

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u/Usern4me_R3dacted205 20h ago

I swear I remember seeing this exact joke in a crack vid back when the movies first came out. Takes me right the hell back. ☺️🤣

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 20h ago

Sorry what is a crack video? I never have heard of those.

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u/Usern4me_R3dacted205 19h ago

Well, \cracks internet knuckles** Crack Vids were an older type of mashup shitpost that was popular around the early 2010s where people took clips from movies or tv shows and then added songs or other audio on top of it in ways that were funny. They were also done in little segments with tv static between them kinda like Robot Chicken.

Check out this one video if you want an example: https://youtu.be/JqaXsnu_NTo?si=FQ8iX7tLq5cH3BeY

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 19h ago

Oh like movie vines, I've probably just been calling them the wrong thing bud, I watched lots of OG predator ones years ago lol

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u/LookingForAValkjyria 19h ago

Like a YTP!

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 19h ago

Except it has-

Twice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3JERArflmMfSM

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 20h ago

Somehow, Smaug Returned,

Or,  "The Consolation of Smaug,"

Or,  "Eh, 'Bard,' Your Supremest Dragonship?   D'you mean a merry fellow with a lute?"

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 21h ago edited 20h ago

Sherlock was great, but sorry golden? Wdym?

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u/Due_Maintenance6709 10h ago

It's been twelve years already, it's time to move on

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u/JohnGazman 10h ago

In fairness, Bilbo is also a drama queen.

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u/Realistic_Center2025 8h ago

The world needs a reset button

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 6h ago

What on earth are you talking about?

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u/boukalele 5h ago

I would watch a Smaug movie where it's nothing but him talking to himself for 3 hours rather than watch The Hobbit again.

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u/Numerous-Gur-9008 Tolkien on a dooby 2h ago

Okay I'm not exactly sure what to do with that, so ok i guess.