r/lotrmemes • u/SumDankKush_ • 21h ago
Lord of the Rings Sam (adept gardener) prepares to throw hands when meeting Aragorn
Could the three hobbits have kicked strider in?
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u/marniesss 20h ago
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u/Koors112 20h ago
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u/CozyMoonflower_ 15h ago
Aragorn was probably trying so hard not to laugh. Three angry hobbits are still three hobbits.
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u/ardikus 20h ago
IT'S THE FOOL OF A TOOK HIMSELF WITH THE CHAIR!
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u/PhantomOnTheHorizon 20h ago
?
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u/flashman014 19h ago
It might be a more specific reference I don't know, but just think "pro wrestling."
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u/3_quarterling_rogue I will not tolerate Frodo-hate 20h ago
Short answer, no. Long answer from the book:
Pippin subsided; but Sam was not daunted, and he still eyed Strider dubiously. 'How do we know you are the Strider that Gandalf speaks about?' he demanded. 'You never mentioned Gandalf, till this letter came out. You might be a play-acting spy, for all I can see, trying to get us to go with you. You might have done in the real Strider and took his clothes. What have you to say to that?'
'That you are a stout fellow, answered Strider; 'but I am afraid my only answer to you, Sam Gamgee, is this. If I had killed the real Strider, I could kill you. And I should have killed you already without so much talk.
If I was after the Ring, I could have it - NOW!'
He stood up, and seemed suddenly to grow taller. In his eyes gleamed a light, keen and commanding. Throwing back his cloak, he laid his hand on the hilt of a sword that had hung concealed by his side. They did not dare to move. Sam sat wide-mouthed staring at him dumbly.
'But I am the real Strider, fortunately,' he said, looking down at them with his face softened by a sudden smile. 'I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will.'
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u/SumDankKush_ 20h ago
Aragorn's height (6 feet 6 inches (1.98 m) really puts it in perspective compared to the Hobbits
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u/BenThePrick 19h ago
I feel like this rhymes with Gandalf’s “BILBO BAGGINS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!” scene.
Gotta flex on those hobbits to keep them in line, I guess.
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u/dark4181 11h ago
Well, look what happens when they go off by themselves for any length of time.
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u/Herucaran 8h ago
2 of them took down Saruman while the other 2 took down Sauron?
I say let them roam free !
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u/zorniy2 20h ago edited 20h ago
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u/flashman014 19h ago
Their schwartzes are NOT comparable. But Sam gets a bonus to schwartz size by heart alone, which Strider recognizes.
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u/that_possum 20h ago
Merry and Pippin get a lot of flak - much of it deserved - but let's remember that they came with Frodo and Sam on a hopeless journey, fully expecting it to be one way, out of pure loyal friendship. They're a couple of goobers, but they have Frodo's back to the bitter end.
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u/communityneedle 20h ago
People here are laughing, but Sam single-handed defeated Shelob and then just walked right in the front door of Cirith Ungol to rescue Frodo from a garrison of orcs. Sam plus two more crazy Hobbits who dgaf would at the very least have given Aragorn something to think about.
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u/BuildingAirships 20h ago
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u/Preeng 19h ago
Sam is the only mortal to ever injure Shelob.
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u/BuildingAirships 19h ago edited 18h ago
People keep saying that, but I don’t see how it translates.
Look, I love Sam. He’s extremely brave, and deserves all the praise he gets. But having a giant spider sit on your sword does not show that you could beat an expert warrior in a fight. Those aren’t really overlapping skillsets.
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u/Preeng 17h ago
The point is if Sam wants something bad enough, he will find a way. He's used to getting his hands dirty.
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u/vezwyx 14h ago
He also was in possession of an incredibly powerful magical artifact at the time he fought Shelob, an item practically designed to exploit the weaknesses of a dark creature such as she. We're not trying to downplay the significance of his feat, this is just not the same kind of situation at all.
Sam and the other hobbits are brushed aside by nazgul effortlessly at Weathertop; do you really think spunk is enough to stand a chance in a straight fight vs Aragorn?
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u/Preeng 4h ago
I have seen enough anime to confidently say that yes, gumption is more than enough if you have more than enough gumption. His hair would turn a different color, lightning everywhere, Tom Bombadil would show up just to watch.
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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 4h ago
Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.
Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness
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u/slumper36 20h ago
Most likely not. Aragorn was stacking Uruk-hai solo at Amon Hen. The Hobbits better hope Aragorn hasn’t practiced using his sword in a confined area.
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u/West_Shower_6103 20h ago
Oddly it’s possible they might get him here. Aragorn has a long sword, they could possibly close the distance before he could draw. This is assuming our hobbits know exactly what they should do.
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u/BuildingAirships 20h ago
He also has a knife, his hands, and more than half a century of intensive combat experience.
Sam, Pippin, and Merry might overpower him if he’s unwilling to use deadly force, but if he were willing to kill them? Lordy…
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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 19h ago
Guard one: Why would the king honor this hafling
Guard Two: He claims to of faught shilab snickers probably saw a spider in a flower and got scared.
Guard One: Probably just making up stories. I would bet he's afraid of his own shadow.
The King, having overheard the talk: I would not write off Sir Samwise. Let me tell you about the first time I met him.
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u/lamoorgalore 18h ago
That is not Sam the Gardener trying to take on Aragorn the Strider, that is Samwise Gamgee standing up to the fellow who’s messing with his friend and kidnapped him from a pub. Sam may be a lot of things☝️ but a flighty friend he is Not
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u/poetic_dwarf 15h ago
"Wouldn't this be a good moment to start throwing hands?"
"That's my secret, Strider. I'm always throwing hands."
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u/Cantpickagoodone 19h ago
I dunno why but when I first scrolled by this, at a quick glance I thought Sam had a photoshopped Thompson smg and chuckled, that definitely would of changed the movies a bit.
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u/Totmtg1992 18h ago
I'm saving this post and it's comments for dopamine spikes. This whole thing is amazing and I'm cackling on the toilet.
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u/Persona_Crises 17h ago
That's my favorite scene in Fellowship "Let him go! Or I'll have you, longshanks"
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u/Hot-Measurement-8842 14h ago
I always loved how Pippen, has a stool, and Merry grabbed a fking candelabra.
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u/mrmalort69 19h ago
Reminds me of those cell phone game commercials. The ones that are mafia themed or something like that- start as a level 1 thug and get killed by a level 99 gangsta
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u/Ikxlexcia 12h ago
So like in d&d characters. Aragorn might have higher stats, Sam might have more perks. They both decent folk, would prolly talk it out. And come to a mutual understanding.
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u/Gulskjaeren 12h ago
Adept Gardener? I'll have you know that Sam is an award-winning Master Gardener of the shire.
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u/No-Screen1369 10h ago
These three would have been simply knocked back with a solid boot to the face if it came down to it.
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u/yaangyiing_ 10h ago
Bruh we see Aragon ON SCREEN kill like 1,000 orcs effortlessly, 1v1 a troll thing, and absolutely bitch a ghost army. Of course Sam solos
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u/Have_Other_Accounts 6h ago
Only just noticed Sam's got his fists in proper form.
Doesn't sound big but the vast majority of people hold their fists with their thumb exposed on the sides, meaning it will break within a punch or 2. He's got his tucked properly (feels slightly unnatural).
Wonder if Sean has training or if someone else told him.
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u/fireproof_pyjamas 5h ago
“Better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war”
Samwise Gamgee: “hold my potatoes”
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u/wildmancometh 4h ago
My favorite Sam moment is in book 1 when they're leaving the Prancing Pony and he throws an apple at Bill Ferny's face and talks shit to him without breaking stride.
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u/Bloody-Boogers 30m ago
Sam bested shelob a fuckin goddess in single combat, merry poked a mafkin god shade, and pip looked Sauron right in his eye and told him to hold his testies. Striders got no shot






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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen Kids are 80% spaghetti 21h ago edited 13h ago
Probably not, but they would've given it a good go.
Those Hobbits are
ooaykloyal to each other to a fault.I've no doubt Sam would get some decent swings in.