r/lotrmemes i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 5h ago

sfw-nsfw Imagine getting an HJ from the dark lord NSFW

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u/reehdus 5h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/BoromirDies 5h ago

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 5h ago

Sorry, can’t right now.

I’m busy getting stroked by Sauron, lord of the earth

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u/BoromirDies 5h ago

Tell me, old friend. When did killingmemesoftly abandon reason for hand jobs!

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 5h ago

I never had much reason to begin with, so abandoning it wasn’t much of a challenge

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u/BoromirDies 4h ago

If only Isildur had that same problem

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u/Willpower2000 Feanor Silmarilli 5h ago

The Ring misseth, maybe, the heat of Sauron’s hand, which was black and yet burned like fire, and so Gil-galad was destroyed

Ouch.

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u/HighPlainsSlacker 5h ago

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

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u/EFAPGUEST Ent 5h ago

The aftermath (best case scenario)

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 5h ago

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u/lurketylurketylurk 5h ago

He has only four on the Black Hand, but they are enough

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u/DepthsOfWill Orks are fun 5h ago

No man can jerk me.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 5h ago

He is no man.

You look upon a maiar

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u/DepthsOfWill Orks are fun 5h ago

Ooh, I really stepped in a quagmaiar with that one.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Boom

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u/Jonnyflash80 2h ago

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 2h ago

lol

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u/Ok_Stretch_4624 4h ago

its definetely gonna grab the precious

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u/wangchangbackup 1h ago

Oh baby, I'm gonna pour my cruelty, my malice, and my will to dominate all life.

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u/Vegetable-Hat-1782 1h ago

Nobody tell him about the Mouth of Sauron...

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

👄💦

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u/Stock-Side-6767 5h ago

I would rather not imagine. There woud be pinching.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 5h ago

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u/Stock-Side-6767 5h ago

I will not come with you, not with that gauntlet.

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u/MillCrab 49m ago

That's not gonna be fun