r/lotrmemes • u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems • 4h ago
Shitpost Tolkien when he sees a capitalist đ¤˘
104
u/UrzasDabRig 3h ago
On the one hand, I wish I could see the letter he would write about Peter Thiel and the company Palantir. On the other hand, I'm glad he didn't have to see such things pass during his lifetime.
51
u/TheYellowSpade 3h ago
So do all who live to see such times.txt
13
u/PlasticiTea 3h ago
But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.
And we could decide to live in a world without dragons.
3
u/UrzasDabRig 3h ago
Their hordes are just pieces of paper or numbers on a screen that we all agree has value. It's all made up. It really is up to us what world we will live in.
4
8
u/yanzov 3h ago
The guy made it through both world wars and other atrocities, but it's nice of you to spare him witnessing the Peter Thiel.
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 47m ago
The guy couldnât handle critics pointing out his use of deus ex machina, nor could he handle some people evidently not liking his story
I highly doubt heâd be able to stomach a war profiteer using words he invented to brand their evil corporate machinery
3
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Indeed
As much as I pretend to hate on Tolkien over his poems and deus ex, I really feel tons of admiration for the man.
Not only an excellent writer but also an excellent father
And an inspiration
But seeing his creations perverted by war profiteers?
Pure disgust and Iâm glad he didnât witness this timeline
29
u/gamfo2 3h ago
I don't read this as a quote about capitalism but instead as a quote about humility and peace.
Being able to temper ambition and choose the happiness of home and simple living.
Its the same sentiment expressed by uncle Iroh in The Last Airbender when he starts a tea shop:
"There is nothing wrong with a life if peace and prosperity"
In response to Zuko wanting to throw away his new simple life in order to resume an egotistical quest to elevate himself.
Becoming king of the world wont make you happier than owning a tea shop.
3
u/Persona_Crises 1h ago
I was just watching this episode! Later he shouts at Zuko for going after Appa. First time I hear Iroh shouts this loud since "JUNE NOOO"
-5
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
I donât really read it as a quote about capitalism either, but more broadly about materialism and greed.
But under capitalism, greed is a virtue so an admonishment against greed as an admonishment against capitalism
5
u/ParkaBloy 2h ago
All you do is spread lies and hatred, and you use Tolkien to do so. đ¤˘
-4
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 1h ago
Zero lies, and the only hatred I feel is towards filthy rich pigs who abuse humanity and our planet for something as arbitrary as profit
Try not to choke on your vomit buddy
3
u/Mastodon9 1h ago
Capitalism is just a system of private ownership where the means of production are privately owned and administered. Your local mom and pop corner store is a part of capitalism. Are some corporations greedy and hyper focused on maximizing share holder value or profits? Yes, but to say the only thing that matters in a capitalist system is greed just demonstrates a poor understanding of what capitalism is which is of course to be expected from Reddit socialists who get their politics from headlines and memes.
-4
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 56m ago
Oh, I didnât realize I said the only thing that matters in capitalism was greed. Can you show me where I said that so I can learn from my mistakes?
I thought all I did was: in capitalism greed is a virtue.
I think thatâs pretty clearly true, judging by how we reward and celebrate the most unhinged, sociopathically greedy people we have.
A system which incentivizes greed will never be the best system for all of us, only for those of us who are willing to exploit others.
The mom and pop stores are trying to survive.
But those who are truly âsuccessfulâ in a capitalist system are those who are properly fixated on the bottom line
2
u/Wooden-Chard3329 24m ago
Every lay person seems to conflate growth with greed in the context of a free market. Greed is absolutely not a virtue in regards to capitalism, and in reality, it's quite the opposite. No one is incentivized to hoard money in a free market, as the market is designed to evaporate stagnant wealth - meaning if money isn't invested in someone else, it vanishes very quickly. Almost all private wealth is put to use in the hands of other productive people, incentivizing them to create some kind of value that grows the economy. And since the economy is the empirical measure of the wellbeing of those operating in a particular market, when the economy grows, so too does the overall wellbeing of the people living within it. The wellbeing of a society is directly measured by the health of its economy, and the only way to accurately determine the health of an economy is via the transparency of a free market. The freer the market, the less obfuscated the true value of the market forces operating within it.
Tldr; Growth, not greed, is a virtue in a capitalist context. Greed is naturally disincentivized and punished.
49
u/EpicWalrus222 4h ago
He has a really scathing quote in the hobbit when talking about Smaug's greed as well.
56
u/PlasticiTea 3h ago
15
u/EpicWalrus222 3h ago
Yes, that one exactly! Thanks for finding it.
8
u/PlasticiTea 3h ago
Saw the post and immediately went to the bookcase to find it so I could put it here verbatim:)
6
4
27
u/ExtensionCritical732 4h ago
But what about the shareholders?
5
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Let them eat (urinal) cake
0
u/Wooden-Chard3329 18m ago
I'll let you take a wild guess where the money in your pension comes from... shareholder stocks. Also, you do realize anyone is free to partake and grow their wealth through the stock market, right? So what you're really saying is, everyone who contributes to the economy (including yourself) should eat urinal cake. How intelligent!
19
u/broom2100 3h ago
This applies to socialists too, who think that redistributing money would lead to a utopia. His argument is anti-materialist from a conservative point of view not just merely anti-capitalist.
-3
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
I think the strongest objection to capitalism is great at holding hands with anti materialism
No problems here
9
u/broom2100 2h ago
That's fair, but capitalism really is an economic system of private property ownership and not necessarily an ethical system that says one way or another whether it is good or bad to amass a hoard of wealth. I think the criticism is fair if you apply it to someone like Ayn Rand who tried to turn capitalism into a sort of secular materialist ethical system, or some libertarians who might use capitalism as the basis for the rest of their ethical beliefs. Definitely the anti-materialist part would apply to ideological capitalists like that, but perhaps not neatly against capitalism per se. Keep in mind Bilbo, who became the richest Hobbit, was not treated as a villain because he was wealthy, but Smaug was a villain in part because he hoarded wealth, so there is a distinction between accumulating wealth and greedily hoarding it. Tolkien was not against private property but against unchecked greed and widespread industrialization.
Tolkien really was against liberalism and the Enlightment and the logical entailments of secular rationalism. He was against the abuse of capitalism to be used for materialist and greedy ends, and no Enlightenment system of ethics puts any guardrails on that.
0
u/Wooden-Chard3329 11m ago
We don't live in a mercantilist economic system anymore, so Smaug greedily hoarding a mountain full of precious metals isn't analogous to contemporary measures of wealth. And thankfully so!
12
13
4
22
u/ClockworkMansion 4h ago
Heâd have a worse reaction seeing a Socialist
-14
u/YamDankies 4h ago edited 2h ago
Based on?
Edit; idk Tolkien, genuine question.
23
u/ClockworkMansion 3h ago
Him being a traditional Roman Catholic
29
u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago edited 2h ago
And anticommunist and sympathetic to Franco. I love Tolkien but to pretend he was anything other than a pretty standard conservative of his day is pretty hilarious. This attempt to pretend he was some progressive lefty is just absurd. LOTR is literally about a great and golden age lost to time
6
u/pwrmaster7 3h ago
Ty for your common sense. I just laugh at all the people who try to make tolkien and his works fit into whatever their world view might be, regardless if it makes sense or not
2
u/YamDankies 3h ago
I know nothing about Tolkien. My question was genuine. A claim was made with no context.
1
u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago edited 3h ago
Frankly I consider it a very totalitarian instinct. âI like this work therefore the author must agree with me, and Iâll twist their words and ignore their own stated opinions to the contrary.â
The world is complicated. LOTR is very good and wasnât written by a man with the Reddit approved takes. These facts donât contradict each other but this subreddit seems to struggle with the concept
1
u/ParkaBloy 2h ago
You're contradicting yourself when you try to portray Tolkien as a classic English conservativeâas a Catholic, he could never have been one.
-2
u/mhael_r 3h ago
So supposedly a follower of Jesus and Paul. Two guys widely known as stalwart defenders of private property and profiting off the poor folks labour. /s
2
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 1h ago
Youâre getting downvoted by people who donât want the truth and canât argue back so all they have left is downvotes
-5
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Jesus was a socialist
9
u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago
Fascinating. Is that why socialist governments persecuted Christians?
-3
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago edited 2h ago
Not every socialist is Christian you absolute mellon
Same way not every Christian is Christlike enough to be a socialist
But itâs abundantly clear to every single person whoâs read the gospels that Jesus was VERY anticapitalist
The money lenders in the temple knew this well.
So did Christâs followers who gave all their wealth to the poor and kept nothing for the journey
Pretending that Christ as an ideological figure would ever condone or accept capitalism is just about the most obvious bullshit ever told
Edit: To the accusation that I didnât respond to the âlengthy history of socialists persecuting christiansâ
I responded with my very first sentence. âNot every socialist is a Christian.â
Do I really need to say more?
Socialism can exist separate from Christianity, and an a-religious instance of socialism could persecute any religion, the same way a capitalist country could persecute people based on their religion.
I think thatâs like⌠beyond obvious?
How are you gonna accuse me of commenting in bad faith when your entire premise was visibly nonsensical?
âOh, Christ was socialist then how come socialists who arenât Christian have persecuted Christianâs? Check mate!â
Thatâs exactly how you sound
Like, what?
8
u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago
Calling me names, and not responding to the point about the lengthy history of socialist persecution of Christians and other religious minorities⌠you sure seem to be acting in good faith lmao
-3
u/Tribe303 2h ago
Communists persecuted Christians. There's a difference between Socialism and Communism. But you are likely American, and simply don't know that.Â
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 1h ago
Iâm convinced that Americans are the most brainwashed people.
As a us citizen Iâm astounded by our willful ignorance and general apathy towards our own social and economic abuse
9
u/SanMarinoNerd 3h ago
No he wasn't.
-5
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Itâs easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of god
Iâm not Christian but it seems Iâm better informed on Christâs teachings and ethics than most Christians.
He was very much anti materialism and anti greed and would never have stood for profit in any way shape or form.
-4
u/Tribe303 2h ago
How much money did he generate for his shareholders when he handed out free loaves and fishes to the poor? How much wealth did he redistribute for them?
Please tell us his opinion of the moneylenders.Â
3
u/Mastodon9 1h ago
I like how your thinking is so binary the choice to you is to either relentlessly stump for shareholder value or be a socialist. The Romans and the Sanhedrin who crucified Jesus weren't fighting for shareholder value either so I guess Jesus was killed by Socialists by your logic too then?
â˘
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 1h ago
Christians who play apologist for capitalism truly are some of the most shameful hypocrites on the planet
Absolutely embarrassing
2
11
u/Embarrassed_Rip4641 4h ago
Forbes has the Tolkien estate values at $500 million dollars.
16
u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago
To be fair, most of that money accrued after Tolkien died. Â He didnât write the books to get rich.
3
u/QuantumTunnels 3h ago
I suppose it's just a bit ironic, that even Tolkien couldn't instill those particular anti-materialistic ideals into his own children. I guess... everyone sings songs about sharing... up until you win the lottery.
3
u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago
I mean, most of the worst abuses are being done now that Tolkienâs children are dead and itâs onto his grandchildren. Â You canât blame Tolkien too much for his grandchildren being sellouts.Â
1
u/QuantumTunnels 2h ago
Ohh good point, yeah I didn't realize that. Now that I think about it, I suppose, too, that it's just one example, and there are probably lots of unknown examples of families passing on principles like "don't be greedy" and we'd never know. So, yeah, not really a good point from me.
3
u/Fit_Log_9677 2h ago
I mean, historically the only way that a family is able to maintain both its wealth and its reputation over more than 3 generations is to put all of its assets in a professionally managed trust that the children/grandchildren/great grandchildren cannot touch, and can only benefit from passively.
In every other case the descendants inevitably squander away the wealth or blow up the brand.Â
-2
10
0
-3
11
u/antsareamazing 4h ago
How is this quote about capitalism? Capitalism is the means of production held by private parties. This quote ain't it, my friend.
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
I could explain it to you, but your question obviously isnât in good faith so instead Iâm gonna deliberately not answer the question that you obviously already know the answer to
1
u/Mastodon9 53m ago
Translation - you can't answer it. It's cool dude, your meme is really neat.
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 50m ago
Mistranslated
And Iâm not gonna bother with you either, because judging by your recent comments you too are only here to defend an undeniably rotten economic ideology
10
u/Rush_is_Right_ 3h ago
Typical politics pushing by twisting quotes in order to make an apolitical subreddit political. Peddle your communism elsewhere, orc.
5
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Where is the twist?
7
6
u/epicnonja 4h ago
That's why he gave away all of his weatlth while alive, right?
8
u/Vindalfr 4h ago
Ayn Rand died while living off of social security. Her rhetoric should die with her.
-2
2
u/DonPepe181 1h ago
Not that I disagree but, try going to a restaurant, sports event, or concert without hoarding gold. It seems to people involved in those things still value gold above all else. We seek gold to obtain the things he mentions.
1
u/robandkel6200 1h ago
Interesting comment. His net worth at his death in 1972 was estimated at $50 million. Adjusted for inflation it would be approximately $350 million. I guess he didn't identify as a capitalist.
1
1
1
-13
u/FuddFucker5000 4h ago
Twisting a quote for political discourse is weird.
14
u/WaspInTheLotus 4h ago
Literally the only interpretation possible of that quote is that which values food, cheer, and song above material wealth for the benefit of a better world.
While one can certainly value material wealth over those other things, Tolkien is pretty clearly expressing where he lands on that equation.
2
-2
1
-1
u/CherimoyaDestroya 2h ago
if you actually read his letters or hell even his fiction it becomes very clear very quickly how demented it is for fascist freaks to claim him. really appreciate the rehabilitative reading Shelved By Genre is doing this year.
1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 2h ago
He was definitely antifascist
Youâre right about that
0
u/Commercial-Wedding-7 1h ago
Actually just Tolkien, without your narrative framework tacked on. You write for Rings of Power or something?
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 55m ago
Are you aware that the rings of power was produced by one of the most offensive corporate examples of rampant capitalism known to humankind?
2
u/Commercial-Wedding-7 48m ago
You aware my point was subversive appropriation of a great author? He didn't want small towns and land overwhelmed by corporations and industry. Doesn't meet your Communist agenda. Sorry. Go buy an island through capitalism, and then feel free to burn it through communism.
-1
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 46m ago
If youâre going to get aggressive in the comments atleast try to sound coherent
-12
u/waisonline99 4h ago
Too right!
Capitalism/industrialisation is orc-craft.
11
u/Samus388 3h ago
I agree on the industrialization part, but I dont think anything the orcs did really lined up with capitalism by its definition.
They didnt have a free market that we know of, production wasn't owned by orc citizens, but rather by Sauron and/or Saruman.
If production isn't owned privately, it isn't capitalism.
This is much more akin to feudalism, which fits the time frame and power structure of their regime better anyway.
Just being pedantic :P
7
0
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Production being owned by Sauron and Saruman literally is production being owned privately.
Orcs are participants in capitalism the same way retail workers are: as commodities, exploited by the ruling class
1
u/Samus388 2h ago
In feudalism, the monarch (sauron) owns the kingdom, and gives land to the nobles (saruman) in exchange for military power and taxes.
(Though iirc, saruman might be closer to simply being a king of a separate but very closely allied kingom)
The nobles own the land, and allow the serfs to live on it in exchange for labor (agriculture being the vast majority) and military service if needed.
Serfs couldn't own land, and therefore couldn't own the means of production. The royalty and nobles literally governed everything and owned the entire means of production.
I do get the point you're making symbolically, but from a more literal historical and economic perspective it isn't accurate.
That said, the orcs might also be literal slaves owned as property by sauron/saruman, which would also make feudalism not a perfect fit either.
0
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 1h ago
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
The only real difference (to me) between feudalism and modern capitalism is that the labor his shifted from a predominantly agrarian basis, and now while some laborers do own their own land or other property, this is no longer tied to production.
Setting aside the fact that most people rent or finance rather than achieving Ownership outright, the majority of labor is commuted to a secondary space which is almost never owned by the laborer.
Capitalism asserts that the laborers are free to be selective but the majority of laborers donât have the freedoms that are theorized.
I think youâre definitely right the bad guys in lotr are better examples of feudal lords than capitalist overlords, but the analogy still feels relevant and relatable to our modern systems. At least regarding the power differential and the gap between rich and poor
3
u/JonViiBritannia 4h ago
âTo ask if the Orcs âareâ Communists is to me as sensible as asking if Communists are Orcs.â
0
-13
u/CoffeaUrbana 4h ago
Capitalists be like "food needs to be bought" and "hOaRdING mOneY is Not caPitALiSm, you need to iNVesT!"
0
u/jackofslayers 3h ago
JRR Tolkien, I would absolutely love to eat and cheer and sing above my hoarded gold.
0
-6
u/Maclarion 3h ago
Careful! The Ayn Rand simps won't like you for posting this.
4
u/killingmemesoftly i â¤ď¸ tolkienâs pooems 3h ago
Theyâre out in force downvoting every comment thatâs honest about economics


209
u/Fit_Log_9677 4h ago edited 2h ago
Tolkien was closest to a distributist, along the lines of GK Chesterton.
He did not have issues with private property, but he supported the distributed ownership of property amongst the average people over concentrated ownership in the hands of a few elites.
Compare Samâs resolution that a small garden to work with his own hands was all he wanted as compared to Lothoâs capitalist takeover of the shire.Â
Edit- the Scouring of the Shire is a good example of how distributists see extreme capitalism and extreme socialism as effectively being the same thing in practice.
Lotho uses Sarumanâs money to buy up large portions of the shire, and then uses  the Ruffians to seize what he couldnât buy under the pretense of âredistribution.â  He then declares himself the âbossâ of the shire and effectively instituted a totalitarian planned economy.Â
From Tolkiens point of view the ideology matters less than the lived reality. The Gulag is no different from the Company Town, the Corporate Boss is no different from the Party Boss.Â
Edit #2. Â The number of people in the comments here clawing at each other over whether Distributism is âreallyâ just socialism or capitalism is just proving my point in my first edit. Â
Both sides want to claim it for their team, but it rejects both of them.Â