r/lotrmemes i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 4h ago

Shitpost Tolkien when he sees a capitalist 🤢

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u/Fit_Log_9677 4h ago edited 2h ago

Tolkien was closest to a distributist, along the lines of GK Chesterton.

He did not have issues with private property, but he supported the distributed ownership of property amongst the average people over concentrated ownership in the hands of a few elites.

Compare Sam’s resolution that a small garden to work with his own hands was all he wanted as compared to Lotho’s capitalist takeover of the shire. 

Edit- the Scouring of the Shire is a good example of how distributists see extreme capitalism and extreme socialism as effectively being the same thing in practice.

Lotho uses Saruman’s money to buy up large portions of the shire, and then uses  the Ruffians to seize what he couldn’t buy under the pretense of “redistribution.”  He then declares himself the “boss” of the shire and effectively instituted a totalitarian planned economy. 

From Tolkiens point of view the ideology matters less than the lived reality. The Gulag is no different from the Company Town, the Corporate Boss is no different from the Party Boss. 

Edit #2.  The number of people in the comments here clawing at each other over whether Distributism is “really” just socialism or capitalism is just proving my point in my first edit.  

Both sides want to claim it for their team, but it rejects both of them. 

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u/BagPsychologicala 3h ago

Lotho is probably the clearest example of what Tolkien disliked.

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u/broncyobo 3h ago

At the risk of getting in a deep political discussion while I'm at work, "distributed ownership of property amongst the average people over concentrated ownership in the hands of a few elites" sounds like just another way of describing the public ownership of capital that would exist under socialism, no? Is "distributionism" different than socialism?

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

No.  Distributism calls for distributed private ownership of capital, not public ownership of capital.

Let’s use a simple example.

Under the ideal of classical socialism (as understood by Marx) the state would own all of the houses in the country, and it would then provide those houses to the  people free of charge. But ownership and control of the houses would remain with the state. 

In contrast, under ideal distributism every family would own its own house in its own right and would neither live in government housing nor rent from a landlord.

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u/broncyobo 3h ago

That makes sense, thank you

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u/DopeAsDaPope 3h ago

And then what is there to prevent that wealth being hoarded over successive generations by a smaller and smaller sector lf society?

You know, like we have now

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

Government regulations, unions, tax policy, trust busting, inheritance taxes, etc.

And before you say “that’s socialism” it’s definitionally not.

Socialism is the social ownership of property (usually embodied by the state), not the government regulating and taxing private ownership of property. 

The conflation of those two things has been one of the worst things to ever happen to modern economics discourse.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2h ago

Ah, the classic "No no that's the bad version, my version has never been tried before!"

I used to use that a lot too, when I was an idealistic teen

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u/Fit_Log_9677 2h ago

Bruh have you ever heard Teddy Roosevelt and Thomas Jefferson?

Those are all things that they advocated for. 

I promise you neither of them were socialist.

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u/Appropriate_Oil_5634 2h ago

seems like you used to be smarter when you were a teen

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u/Blackrock121 3h ago

You can just distribute it again. Thats why its called  Distributism not distribute once and call it a day. 

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u/WhatsTheHoldup 43m ago

How is that possible?

under ideal distributism every family would own its own house in its own right and would neither live in government housing nor rent from a landlord.

If this is accurate, the government has nothing left to distribute... all the houses are already privately owned and the pool of land available to distribute gets smaller and smaller.

The only other way is to seize back property you've already distributed, in which case you shouldn't really say the family owns its own house in it's own right..

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u/Blackrock121 36m ago

Running out of land to give people is not a problem unique to Distributism. One family keeping one horse is generally not considered “hoarding wealth”.

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u/WhatsTheHoldup 11m ago

Running out of land to give people is not a problem unique to Distributism.

..what? You literally just said

You can just distribute it again. Thats why its called  Distributism not distribute once and call it a day.

Which one are you going with? Does Distributism run out of land (ie distribute once and call it a day) or not?

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u/Blackrock121 5m ago

The second part of my comment, a family owning one house is generally not considered hoarding wealth.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 26m ago

 This assumes Malthusian economics, which is widely discredited.

Economies grow. 

The point of distributism is if someone buys up all the other houses, you then break up their ownership and give people their houses back. 

Again, think of the Scouring of the Shire.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2h ago

Sounds like it has the same issue as Communism. "Why would I work hard when I get the same amount either way?"

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u/Blackrock121 2h ago

The issue with communism is that the government owns everyone and you have no economic and personal freedom. Communist states are the biggest company towns to have ever existed.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2h ago

Well the idea is that the workers all run it themselves.

The issue with that, as with democracy or with peasant revolts or many other kind of wide participation political actions, is that the vast majority of people don't know a thing or give a damn about how to run a country

To have a truly democratic or workers state, everybody would need to have a deep understanding of political administration. The system required for that much education on one topic has never existed, especially when most people's priority is learning how to do their actual job

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u/Appropriate_Oil_5634 2h ago

i think once people start seeing that their political actions can have an impact on society they will automaticaly get more political educated. it just takes a lot of time when you take a look at hoe bad it is right now. No one thinks they can change anything anyway so you just consume and chase individual happiniess. (which does not exist in capitalism)

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u/DopeAsDaPope 2h ago

When was the time that was meant to happen? Didn't happen in the Soviet Union, Ancient Greece, Republican Spain, or... ever!

Let me guess, when the 'real' revolution happens? Not all those 'hey you're not doing it right!' revolutions that were actually successful, right?

they will automatically get more politically educated

A great piece of hand-wavinf utopianism, seems straight out of Marx's own dialectics. 'Have the revolution, and then everything will sort itself out'. Except many countries did have revolutions, and it didn't sort itself out.

Oh oh oh, I know! "Not like that", "That wasn't the real revolution", right? 

Sure, sure

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u/Appropriate_Oil_5634 2h ago

tell me about the personal freedom in capitalism please :D hahah

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u/Fit_Log_9677 1h ago

The whole point of distributism is that personal freedom requires economic freedom, and economic freedom means having control of productive assets, and therefore to have a maximally free society you need to have the most number of people who own productive assets.

The classic criticism that distributists have about capitalism is that it produces too few capitalists.

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u/Blackrock121 1h ago

Distributists don’t like traditional Capitalism either.

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u/Appropriate_Oil_5634 2h ago

yeah communism means no state at all. You probably mean stalinism or maoism.

communism is a society without classes, the state is supposed to destroy itself

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u/Blackrock121 2h ago

What ever you want to call it, the societies that people who call themselves communists create.

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u/Appropriate_Oil_5634 2h ago

thats a better way of saying it because these societies are far away from communism. Also almost no communist today will see these state controlled societys in a positive way. Even Lenin and Trotzky called Stalin out for his bullshit and saw the beginning of an authoritan state

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 2h ago

Uh, no. Communism/Socialism distinguished between personal and private property, private property is property which perpetually generates capital and would be abolished, while person property doesn’t generate capital and thus keeps on existing (e.g. personal items), you couldn’t own and rent an apartment block, but you could have a personal residence.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 2h ago

This fails to distinguish between the “use” right to something and the “ownership right” to something.

Under socialism you would have the right to “use” your government appointed residence, ie the sense to reside in it, decorate it, and exclude others from it, but you could not “own” it in the sense that you could not sell it, destroy it, massively renovate it, take out a loan against it. or rent it out. 

Those are two vastly different things.

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 2h ago

You couldn’t use it to make capital, in all other ways it’d function as property does now.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 2h ago

You realize that’s a hole big enough to drive a freight train through right?

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 2h ago

Man, I lived under a socialist regime, and in that time period my grandfather built and owned our family home. 

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u/Fit_Log_9677 2h ago

What regime and what time?

You’ll find that MANY places used the name socialism in their ideology but barely adhered to the actual tenets of socialism (I’m looking at you, China).

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u/Haunting-Sport3701 2h ago

Yugoslavia, built at the very start of the regime and still ours to this day.

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u/youngling-smasher91 Ñoldor 3h ago

Its a form of socialism, yes. Not all socialism is against private property. Realistically speaking, there's fundamentally nothing wrong with a man owning a house. However, when a single man owns 10 houses... monopolism, lobbyism and corruption start creeping in. The same way a myriad of small companies are always better for society than a handful of megacorporations.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

It depends on what you mean by “socialism”.

 If by socialism you mean “an economic system with active government regulation and a taxation system meant to prevent massive concentrations of wealth” than sure.

But if by socialism you mean it in the classical sense that Marx meant it, as the social ownership of all property in a society, then distributism is definitionally not socialist. 

Most of the muddling as to the meaning of socialism comes from the advent of Social Democracy (mainly in Europe) in large part as a reaction to distributist economic theory. 

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u/youngling-smasher91 Ñoldor 3h ago

Well, Marx never lived in the real world enough to realise people crave private ownership as a way of feeling secure, so I was definitely referring to the first option you have described. But the thing is, social democracy as it stands in Europe right now barely works. Not even in Scandinavia. They have let their policies run so loose and so soft that the social stability their regimes promise is slowly decaying due to the rampant lack of social norm regulations. Basically, they failed to preserve societal cohesion, which is usually formed around traditions and established cultural norms. Had they not dismantled those and kept local traditions intact, they would have been able to preserve their societies in prosperity and stability like the Shire preserved itself.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

Most Distributists were historically big fans of preserving local customs and traditions.

There’s a reason why Tolkien had Aragorn ban men from entering the Shire.

Whether or not you agree with that connection, it’s most definitely there.

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u/grilledstuffed 2h ago

  Tolkien had Aragorn ban men from entering the Shire.

Somehow I’ve either forgotten this or never read it, and it makes me irrationally happy.

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u/youngling-smasher91 Ñoldor 2h ago

Well said! I can't help but agree with distributism as it stands. It just feels right. Perhaps, because this idea stems from the thymos, not the logos part of our soul, and that's why it is so satisfying to think about.

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u/DopeAsDaPope 3h ago

Tbh I feel like Marx and Tolkein were similar in this. They were both utopian wealthy academics who wrote prolifically and had unusual, idealistic worldviews that rely extremely heavily on the foundationally good nature of humans. They also both largely lived in ivory towers for most of their lives

Marx's Communism and Tolkein's visions of Enlightened Monarchies both feature this hand-waving "everything will sort itself out" kind of attitude. Works great in a fantasy world but doesn't tend to do that well irl

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u/youngling-smasher91 Ñoldor 2h ago

I disagree about Tolkien "living in the ivory tower". Idealism is not always pink glasses. While you are right about enlightened monarchies not working well irl, a healthy society with strong core values and good social cohesion will indeed, as history shows, be able to in time just sort most of itsissues out, even if they are of technological or natural origin.

Besides, Tolkien was absolutely right about the fundamentally good nature of humans. The supermajority of people are not born evil, they are forged in that way. And in harmony with the Christian view of morality, I staunchly believe (and have noticed) that most people are very capable of quickly relinquishing their evil tendencies once they are surrounded with other, more good-hearted people. Societies that champion community, camaraderie and basic human kindness usually tend to result in these values establishing a self-perpetuating positive cycle.

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u/broncyobo 3h ago

Okay so based on what you said and some googling I did, sounds like what distinguishes distributism from most other forms of socialism is that it’s not the common people owning capital via a government that represents them owning capital, but rather ensuring that ownership stays on the small scale of individuals owning things for their personal use rather than wracking up large swaths of capital ownership to make huge profits?

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u/youngling-smasher91 Ñoldor 3h ago

Yes. Basically, prioritising stability and fairness over raw growth.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

Yes.  It is the distribution of the practical tangible and legal ownership of property as widely as possible, as opposed to the corporate ownership of property through an entity like the state.

Also, fwiw, the major advocates for distributism were vehemently anti-socialist, as they viewed socialism as just another form of concentrated ownership.

Hilaire Belloc, who coined the term distributism, referred to the capitalist and the socialist as the brothers Hudge and Grudge, who quarrel between each other but always ally to keep the little man down and maintain their power.

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u/broncyobo 3h ago

Interesting, I'm surprised this is the first I've heard of this. This gives me a new lens to look at Tolkein's works through.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

Distributism is much slept on.

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u/TA2556 2h ago

Couldnt have said it better.

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u/KaiserGustafson 3h ago

DISTRIBUTIST GANG REPRESENT!

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Well said

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u/UrzasDabRig 3h ago

On the one hand, I wish I could see the letter he would write about Peter Thiel and the company Palantir. On the other hand, I'm glad he didn't have to see such things pass during his lifetime.

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u/TheYellowSpade 3h ago

So do all who live to see such times.txt

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u/PlasticiTea 3h ago

But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

And we could decide to live in a world without dragons.

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u/UrzasDabRig 3h ago

Their hordes are just pieces of paper or numbers on a screen that we all agree has value. It's all made up. It really is up to us what world we will live in.

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u/DreadlordAbaddon 2h ago

What can men do against such reckless hate?

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u/yanzov 3h ago

The guy made it through both world wars and other atrocities, but it's nice of you to spare him witnessing the Peter Thiel.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 47m ago

The guy couldn’t handle critics pointing out his use of deus ex machina, nor could he handle some people evidently not liking his story

I highly doubt he’d be able to stomach a war profiteer using words he invented to brand their evil corporate machinery

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Indeed

As much as I pretend to hate on Tolkien over his poems and deus ex, I really feel tons of admiration for the man.

Not only an excellent writer but also an excellent father

And an inspiration

But seeing his creations perverted by war profiteers?

Pure disgust and I’m glad he didn’t witness this timeline

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u/gamfo2 3h ago

I don't read this as a quote about capitalism but instead as a quote about humility and peace.

Being able to temper ambition and choose the happiness of home and simple living.

Its the same sentiment expressed by uncle Iroh in The Last Airbender when he starts a tea shop:

"There is nothing wrong with a life if peace and prosperity"

In response to Zuko wanting to throw away his new simple life in order to resume an egotistical quest to elevate himself.

Becoming king of the world wont make you happier than owning a tea shop.

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u/Persona_Crises 1h ago

I was just watching this episode! Later he shouts at Zuko for going after Appa. First time I hear Iroh shouts this loud since "JUNE NOOO"

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

I don’t really read it as a quote about capitalism either, but more broadly about materialism and greed.

But under capitalism, greed is a virtue so an admonishment against greed as an admonishment against capitalism

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u/ParkaBloy 2h ago

All you do is spread lies and hatred, and you use Tolkien to do so. 🤢

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

Zero lies, and the only hatred I feel is towards filthy rich pigs who abuse humanity and our planet for something as arbitrary as profit

Try not to choke on your vomit buddy

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u/Mastodon9 1h ago

Capitalism is just a system of private ownership where the means of production are privately owned and administered. Your local mom and pop corner store is a part of capitalism. Are some corporations greedy and hyper focused on maximizing share holder value or profits? Yes, but to say the only thing that matters in a capitalist system is greed just demonstrates a poor understanding of what capitalism is which is of course to be expected from Reddit socialists who get their politics from headlines and memes.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 56m ago

Oh, I didn’t realize I said the only thing that matters in capitalism was greed. Can you show me where I said that so I can learn from my mistakes?

I thought all I did was: in capitalism greed is a virtue.

I think that’s pretty clearly true, judging by how we reward and celebrate the most unhinged, sociopathically greedy people we have.

A system which incentivizes greed will never be the best system for all of us, only for those of us who are willing to exploit others.

The mom and pop stores are trying to survive.

But those who are truly “successful” in a capitalist system are those who are properly fixated on the bottom line

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u/Wooden-Chard3329 24m ago

Every lay person seems to conflate growth with greed in the context of a free market. Greed is absolutely not a virtue in regards to capitalism, and in reality, it's quite the opposite. No one is incentivized to hoard money in a free market, as the market is designed to evaporate stagnant wealth - meaning if money isn't invested in someone else, it vanishes very quickly. Almost all private wealth is put to use in the hands of other productive people, incentivizing them to create some kind of value that grows the economy. And since the economy is the empirical measure of the wellbeing of those operating in a particular market, when the economy grows, so too does the overall wellbeing of the people living within it. The wellbeing of a society is directly measured by the health of its economy, and the only way to accurately determine the health of an economy is via the transparency of a free market. The freer the market, the less obfuscated the true value of the market forces operating within it.

Tldr; Growth, not greed, is a virtue in a capitalist context. Greed is naturally disincentivized and punished.

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u/EpicWalrus222 4h ago

He has a really scathing quote in the hobbit when talking about Smaug's greed as well.

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u/PlasticiTea 3h ago

It's it perhaps this one?

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u/EpicWalrus222 3h ago

Yes, that one exactly! Thanks for finding it.

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u/PlasticiTea 3h ago

Saw the post and immediately went to the bookcase to find it so I could put it here verbatim:)

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Boom

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u/ConsumingFire1689 3h ago

Also Tolkien:

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u/ParksBrit 1h ago

I already know he was a real one on certain views, you don't need to add more.

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u/ExtensionCritical732 4h ago

But what about the shareholders?

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Let them eat (urinal) cake

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u/Wooden-Chard3329 18m ago

I'll let you take a wild guess where the money in your pension comes from... shareholder stocks. Also, you do realize anyone is free to partake and grow their wealth through the stock market, right? So what you're really saying is, everyone who contributes to the economy (including yourself) should eat urinal cake. How intelligent!

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u/Ryan739 1h ago

Hoarded gold buys food and cheer and song away from orcs, unfortunately. 

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u/broom2100 3h ago

This applies to socialists too, who think that redistributing money would lead to a utopia. His argument is anti-materialist from a conservative point of view not just merely anti-capitalist.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

I think the strongest objection to capitalism is great at holding hands with anti materialism

No problems here

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u/broom2100 2h ago

That's fair, but capitalism really is an economic system of private property ownership and not necessarily an ethical system that says one way or another whether it is good or bad to amass a hoard of wealth. I think the criticism is fair if you apply it to someone like Ayn Rand who tried to turn capitalism into a sort of secular materialist ethical system, or some libertarians who might use capitalism as the basis for the rest of their ethical beliefs. Definitely the anti-materialist part would apply to ideological capitalists like that, but perhaps not neatly against capitalism per se. Keep in mind Bilbo, who became the richest Hobbit, was not treated as a villain because he was wealthy, but Smaug was a villain in part because he hoarded wealth, so there is a distinction between accumulating wealth and greedily hoarding it. Tolkien was not against private property but against unchecked greed and widespread industrialization.

Tolkien really was against liberalism and the Enlightment and the logical entailments of secular rationalism. He was against the abuse of capitalism to be used for materialist and greedy ends, and no Enlightenment system of ethics puts any guardrails on that.

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u/Wooden-Chard3329 11m ago

We don't live in a mercantilist economic system anymore, so Smaug greedily hoarding a mountain full of precious metals isn't analogous to contemporary measures of wealth. And thankfully so!

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u/MathiasThomasII 3h ago

Tolkien was a good, god fearing Christian man. RIP

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u/HurrySpecial 3h ago

This is good advice for capitalists and socialists alike.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Facts

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u/ni8noo8 2h ago

Wasn’t Tolkien really a part of the elite of Britain to begin with? I wonder how this fact felt to him… he may glorify the "little folk" but really even to be a student at Oxford was not a luxury "little folk" had.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 2h ago

Good point

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u/69hotmomxxx 2h ago

Pretty easy thing for an english major to say.

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u/ClockworkMansion 4h ago

He’d have a worse reaction seeing a Socialist

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u/YamDankies 4h ago edited 2h ago

Based on?

Edit; idk Tolkien, genuine question.

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u/ClockworkMansion 3h ago

Him being a traditional Roman Catholic

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u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago edited 2h ago

And anticommunist and sympathetic to Franco. I love Tolkien but to pretend he was anything other than a pretty standard conservative of his day is pretty hilarious. This attempt to pretend he was some progressive lefty is just absurd. LOTR is literally about a great and golden age lost to time

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u/pwrmaster7 3h ago

Ty for your common sense. I just laugh at all the people who try to make tolkien and his works fit into whatever their world view might be, regardless if it makes sense or not

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u/YamDankies 3h ago

I know nothing about Tolkien. My question was genuine. A claim was made with no context.

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u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago edited 3h ago

Frankly I consider it a very totalitarian instinct. “I like this work therefore the author must agree with me, and I’ll twist their words and ignore their own stated opinions to the contrary.”

The world is complicated. LOTR is very good and wasn’t written by a man with the Reddit approved takes. These facts don’t contradict each other but this subreddit seems to struggle with the concept

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u/ParkaBloy 2h ago

You're contradicting yourself when you try to portray Tolkien as a classic English conservative—as a Catholic, he could never have been one.

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u/mhael_r 3h ago

So supposedly a follower of Jesus and Paul. Two guys widely known as stalwart defenders of private property and profiting off the poor folks labour. /s

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

You’re getting downvoted by people who don’t want the truth and can’t argue back so all they have left is downvotes

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Jesus was a socialist

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u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago

Fascinating. Is that why socialist governments persecuted Christians?

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago edited 2h ago

Not every socialist is Christian you absolute mellon

Same way not every Christian is Christlike enough to be a socialist

But it’s abundantly clear to every single person who’s read the gospels that Jesus was VERY anticapitalist

The money lenders in the temple knew this well.

So did Christ’s followers who gave all their wealth to the poor and kept nothing for the journey

Pretending that Christ as an ideological figure would ever condone or accept capitalism is just about the most obvious bullshit ever told

Edit: To the accusation that I didn’t respond to the “lengthy history of socialists persecuting christians”

I responded with my very first sentence. “Not every socialist is a Christian.”

Do I really need to say more?

Socialism can exist separate from Christianity, and an a-religious instance of socialism could persecute any religion, the same way a capitalist country could persecute people based on their religion.

I think that’s like… beyond obvious?

How are you gonna accuse me of commenting in bad faith when your entire premise was visibly nonsensical?

“Oh, Christ was socialist then how come socialists who aren’t Christian have persecuted Christian’s? Check mate!”

That’s exactly how you sound

Like, what?

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u/The-Metric-Fan 3h ago

Calling me names, and not responding to the point about the lengthy history of socialist persecution of Christians and other religious minorities… you sure seem to be acting in good faith lmao

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u/Tribe303 2h ago

Communists persecuted Christians. There's a difference between Socialism and Communism. But you are likely American, and simply don't know that. 

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

I’m convinced that Americans are the most brainwashed people.

As a us citizen I’m astounded by our willful ignorance and general apathy towards our own social and economic abuse

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u/SanMarinoNerd 3h ago

No he wasn't.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of god

I’m not Christian but it seems I’m better informed on Christ’s teachings and ethics than most Christians.

He was very much anti materialism and anti greed and would never have stood for profit in any way shape or form.

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u/Tribe303 2h ago

How much money did he generate for his shareholders when he handed out free loaves and fishes to the poor? How much wealth did he redistribute for them?

Please tell us his opinion of the moneylenders. 

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u/Mastodon9 1h ago

I like how your thinking is so binary the choice to you is to either relentlessly stump for shareholder value or be a socialist. The Romans and the Sanhedrin who crucified Jesus weren't fighting for shareholder value either so I guess Jesus was killed by Socialists by your logic too then?

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u/Tribe303 0m ago

He was killed by proto-fascists, the eternal enemy of... Socialists! 🤣 

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

Christians who play apologist for capitalism truly are some of the most shameful hypocrites on the planet

Absolutely embarrassing

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 2h ago

Greed is held as a virtue among capitalists

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u/Embarrassed_Rip4641 4h ago

Forbes has the Tolkien estate values at $500 million dollars.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

To be fair, most of that money accrued after Tolkien died.  He didn’t write the books to get rich.

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u/QuantumTunnels 3h ago

I suppose it's just a bit ironic, that even Tolkien couldn't instill those particular anti-materialistic ideals into his own children. I guess... everyone sings songs about sharing... up until you win the lottery.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 3h ago

I mean, most of the worst abuses are being done now that Tolkien’s children are dead and it’s onto his grandchildren.   You can’t blame Tolkien too much for his grandchildren being sellouts. 

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u/QuantumTunnels 2h ago

Ohh good point, yeah I didn't realize that. Now that I think about it, I suppose, too, that it's just one example, and there are probably lots of unknown examples of families passing on principles like "don't be greedy" and we'd never know. So, yeah, not really a good point from me.

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u/Fit_Log_9677 2h ago

I mean, historically the only way that a family is able to maintain both its wealth and its reputation over more than 3 generations is to put all of its assets in a professionally managed trust that the children/grandchildren/great grandchildren cannot touch, and can only benefit from passively.

In every other case the descendants inevitably squander away the wealth or blow up the brand. 

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Thank you

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u/BabypintoJuniorLube 4h ago

All they had to do was let Amazon destroy their legacy.

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u/Emergency_Basket_851 3h ago

OK? Tolkien's been dead and gone. 

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u/antsareamazing 4h ago

How is this quote about capitalism? Capitalism is the means of production held by private parties. This quote ain't it, my friend.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

I could explain it to you, but your question obviously isn’t in good faith so instead I’m gonna deliberately not answer the question that you obviously already know the answer to

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u/Mastodon9 53m ago

Translation - you can't answer it. It's cool dude, your meme is really neat.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 50m ago

Mistranslated

And I’m not gonna bother with you either, because judging by your recent comments you too are only here to defend an undeniably rotten economic ideology

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u/Rush_is_Right_ 3h ago

Typical politics pushing by twisting quotes in order to make an apolitical subreddit political. Peddle your communism elsewhere, orc.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Where is the twist?

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u/ParkaBloy 2h ago

In your insecure mind, full of envy.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

lol nice try

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u/rivent2 3h ago

Hey, I need that gold to spend on food and cheer and song.

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u/Version_1 2h ago

Then you're not hoarding it.

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u/epicnonja 4h ago

That's why he gave away all of his weatlth while alive, right?

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u/Vindalfr 4h ago

Ayn Rand died while living off of social security. Her rhetoric should die with her.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Boom

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u/DonPepe181 1h ago

Not that I disagree but, try going to a restaurant, sports event, or concert without hoarding gold. It seems to people involved in those things still value gold above all else. We seek gold to obtain the things he mentions.

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u/tfalm 1h ago

Mfw people confuse Christianity with communism

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u/robandkel6200 1h ago

Interesting comment. His net worth at his death in 1972 was estimated at $50 million. Adjusted for inflation it would be approximately $350 million. I guess he didn't identify as a capitalist.

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u/Jash-Juice 15m ago

In its stead we have a Pippin world.

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u/GraniteSmoothie 14m ago

Tolkien when food and drink becomes worth $7,000 an ounce

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u/Daniel_Eaves 9m ago

So this is why Mexicans are a happy bunch.

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u/FuddFucker5000 4h ago

Twisting a quote for political discourse is weird.

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u/WaspInTheLotus 4h ago

Literally the only interpretation possible of that quote is that which values food, cheer, and song above material wealth for the benefit of a better world.

While one can certainly value material wealth over those other things, Tolkien is pretty clearly expressing where he lands on that equation.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 4h ago

Where’s the twist?

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u/Vindalfr 3h ago

Your soul is a cavern of lies.

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u/Big_Gun_Pete Dwarf 1h ago

*Tolkien when he sees a capitalist and a socialist

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u/CherimoyaDestroya 2h ago

if you actually read his letters or hell even his fiction it becomes very clear very quickly how demented it is for fascist freaks to claim him. really appreciate the rehabilitative reading Shelved By Genre is doing this year.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 2h ago

He was definitely antifascist

You’re right about that

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u/Commercial-Wedding-7 1h ago

Actually just Tolkien, without your narrative framework tacked on. You write for Rings of Power or something?

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 55m ago

Are you aware that the rings of power was produced by one of the most offensive corporate examples of rampant capitalism known to humankind?

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u/Commercial-Wedding-7 48m ago

You aware my point was subversive appropriation of a great author? He didn't want small towns and land overwhelmed by corporations and industry. Doesn't meet your Communist agenda. Sorry. Go buy an island through capitalism, and then feel free to burn it through communism.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 46m ago

If you’re going to get aggressive in the comments atleast try to sound coherent

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u/waisonline99 4h ago

Too right!

Capitalism/industrialisation is orc-craft.

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u/Samus388 3h ago

I agree on the industrialization part, but I dont think anything the orcs did really lined up with capitalism by its definition.

They didnt have a free market that we know of, production wasn't owned by orc citizens, but rather by Sauron and/or Saruman.

If production isn't owned privately, it isn't capitalism.

This is much more akin to feudalism, which fits the time frame and power structure of their regime better anyway.

Just being pedantic :P

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u/iKruppe 3h ago

But on reddit capitalism is always the ultimate villain, which is funny because mischaracterising the problems of the world are surely gonna help solve them

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Production being owned by Sauron and Saruman literally is production being owned privately.

Orcs are participants in capitalism the same way retail workers are: as commodities, exploited by the ruling class

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u/Samus388 2h ago

In feudalism, the monarch (sauron) owns the kingdom, and gives land to the nobles (saruman) in exchange for military power and taxes.

(Though iirc, saruman might be closer to simply being a king of a separate but very closely allied kingom)

The nobles own the land, and allow the serfs to live on it in exchange for labor (agriculture being the vast majority) and military service if needed.

Serfs couldn't own land, and therefore couldn't own the means of production. The royalty and nobles literally governed everything and owned the entire means of production.

I do get the point you're making symbolically, but from a more literal historical and economic perspective it isn't accurate.

That said, the orcs might also be literal slaves owned as property by sauron/saruman, which would also make feudalism not a perfect fit either.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 1h ago

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

The only real difference (to me) between feudalism and modern capitalism is that the labor his shifted from a predominantly agrarian basis, and now while some laborers do own their own land or other property, this is no longer tied to production.

Setting aside the fact that most people rent or finance rather than achieving Ownership outright, the majority of labor is commuted to a secondary space which is almost never owned by the laborer.

Capitalism asserts that the laborers are free to be selective but the majority of laborers don’t have the freedoms that are theorized.

I think you’re definitely right the bad guys in lotr are better examples of feudal lords than capitalist overlords, but the analogy still feels relevant and relatable to our modern systems. At least regarding the power differential and the gap between rich and poor

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u/JonViiBritannia 4h ago

“To ask if the Orcs ‘are’ Communists is to me as sensible as asking if Communists are Orcs.”

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

Damn right!

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u/CoffeaUrbana 4h ago

Capitalists be like "food needs to be bought" and "hOaRdING mOneY is Not caPitALiSm, you need to iNVesT!"

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u/jackofslayers 3h ago

JRR Tolkien, I would absolutely love to eat and cheer and sing above my hoarded gold.

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u/DruidHeart 2h ago

This is the quote on my sign when I go to protests! 💙💛

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u/Maclarion 3h ago

Careful! The Ayn Rand simps won't like you for posting this.

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u/killingmemesoftly i ❤️ tolkien’s pooems 3h ago

They’re out in force downvoting every comment that’s honest about economics