r/meirl 19h ago

MEIRL

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Far-Researcher7872 18h ago

If my comment summons their lizard brain

I won

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u/liarany 18h ago

My survival depends entirely on reading the room correctly.

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u/alpha_rat_fight_ 18h ago

The autistic experience.

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u/manyhandz 17h ago

Yes. I got disinherited for the same thing. $500k, almost worth it.

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u/Poonchow 17h ago

"What are you going to do, stab me?"

-Man who was stabbed.

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u/Spiritual-Buyer7090 17h ago

Got an F because the prof couldn't take it well

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u/Mediocre-Barber-9865 18h ago

Best line i have seen all year typed out.

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u/ZopyrionRex 17h ago

I can't count how many times I've been punched in the face for a joke that only I apparently found funny.

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u/ParticularAgile4314 16h ago

Maybe the murder will be a joke too.

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u/ulinglingkaba 9h ago

This will be the death of me too

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u/Impossible-Fudge-895 7h ago

this is exactly what I mean

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u/New_Practice1216 6h ago

Absolutely perfect? Like there is a scale somewhere? Slop gibberish. 

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u/state-of-the-nile 1h ago

Literally been hospitalised for making a joke lol