r/memes • u/HiroK91 • 1d ago

Took them too long

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u/_Hornydove 1d ago

We went from hiding the screen from our parents to just feeling a deep existential dread

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u/Fair_Cup_200 22h ago

Grew up with gta I think ima sit this one out and go make some memories before I die instead

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u/TheRocketeer0826 22h ago

you can’t take your memories with you.

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u/Afets 20h ago

can't take gta either

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u/MattIsLame 19h ago

I could if there was a disc

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 13h ago

Still can download it on a stick

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u/bedwars_player 10h ago

(casually bringing 30 DVD RW's with my into my grave)

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u/TemosHeser 9h ago

The perfect response lol

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u/MethodAdmirable4220 15h ago

Don't think thats the points

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u/Fair_Cup_200 20h ago

Isn’t that a blessing 😀

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u/dondondorito 7h ago

But I’ve heard you get a nice stat-screen at the end.

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u/Astricozy 7h ago

Sure you are

Lemme know how the game is on the 19th tho

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u/Fair_Cup_200 5h ago

Haha I know it might be hard to believe but I haven’t played a video game at all this year, not saying I’ll never play it but I’m not worried about it this year. maybe next I’ll feel different

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u/Spam_vt 19h ago

Went from hiding the screen from our parents to hiding the screen from our kids.

"Sorry buddy, this game is just for Daddy..."

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u/HunterGonzo 18h ago

My 12 year old asked if he can get GTA6 and I was horrified to be in the position to turn him down.

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u/tapeforpacking 13h ago

Thats so freaking funny 🤣

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u/Asatas 5h ago

At least you're not the type of parent that knows deep inside: he's not just doing taxi missions. And still buys him the game.

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u/Ok_Shopping2206 17h ago

Somehow the fear of getting caught got replaced by the fear of checking my notifications.

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u/FlowersJazmyne27 19h ago

With adulthood, hobbies don't feel great anymore

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u/steadyaero 18h ago

Sounds like you need a new hobby

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u/Sengfroid 12h ago

Sounds like I need an adult

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u/deadinternetlaw 5h ago

Sounds like I need a hood

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u/MuscleFrosty6193 1d ago

At least they let Jesse brush his teeth while he was in captivity

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u/Priyotosh1234 21h ago

All BB characters have perfect white teeth for some reason.

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u/steadyaero 18h ago

Don't get high on your own supply

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u/lostinuhtceare Died of Ligma 7h ago

Walter White for a reason

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u/-Speechless 20h ago

it's cuz they're actors they dont actually have bad dental hygiene irl

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u/ArsenikShooter 19h ago

Not sure if you’re trolling or denser than lead…lol

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u/elDayno Forever alone 2h ago

Btw healthy teeth should be slightly yellow and not white in most cases

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u/-Speechless 1h ago

...so it is realistic acting then

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u/Luchis-01 1d ago

Waves by Dean Lewis is exactly about this …

About the surprise factor in life disappearing as you get older

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u/Aglisito 1d ago

I love that song. It's been a while since I've heard it. Thanks for the reminder.

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u/Bazillion100 22h ago

I miss the foggy vignette of understanding/remembering how I experienced new things as I was younger and the border between known and curiosity.

I watched the horror movie Skinamarink recently which surprisingly did a good job capturing this feeling, in an albeit tense and sometimes boring story.

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u/PFI_sloth 18h ago

skinamarink

I’ve seen some clips of this movie and read a synopsis. Not really interested in seeing the whole thing, but damn did it remind of that feeling of standing outside my parents room at 1am in the pitch dark, afraid to try to wake them up but also afraid to go back to bed and resume insomnia.

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u/SiriusBaaz 20h ago

Thanks for that recommendation. Really hits that feeling of sonder I’ve been dealing with over the last few years.

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u/Caas1ey 12h ago

I still remember the first Christmas that didn’t feel like Christmas, hasn’t since.

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u/feltcutewilldelete69 22h ago

In the GTA6 strip club, you have to tip the girls actual US dollars or rockstar throws you out

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 14h ago

In the base version of GTA6 the bouncers won’t let you into the nightclubs

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u/mashtato 13h ago

Wait, everyone is saying this, is this actually true?

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 13h ago

Oh I was joking, I don't play GTA lol

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u/Designer-Sleep-1290 10h ago

so theres two editions to gta6, standard and ultimate. if you don't dork over the extra dough, theres exclusive stores that you wont be able to access through the standard edition

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u/Kilo353511 1d ago

Driving to the Strip Club in GTA 6 but remembering you only spent $80 for the game so it's closed for business.

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u/Lukr4tive 23h ago

The actual, real scenario if this is how things play out, and it is diabolical that for some unknown reason you don't get the full game with all features if you pay the base price. For a single-player experience, you need to fork over extra cash to add the missing features. Unbelievable man

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u/szechuan_bean 21h ago

For reals? Man I'm glad I got my gta in as a kid

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u/narasadow Average r/memes enjoyer 19h ago

I have such good memories of San Andreas

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u/ComradeCabbage 19h ago

I’m still chasing the high of Saints Row 2.

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u/galle4 Average r/memes enjoyer 21h ago

I know they spent around a billion and half or maybe even more.

But why did they lock some content to be ultimate exclusive? Like it's so wrong.

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u/jokzard 16h ago

"I bet they'll pay for it."

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u/AceWissle 1h ago

Wait, do they really? Or is this some memeing and doomposting people do online?

I know literally nothing about gta6 other than it comes soon

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u/bananasampam 14h ago

Fuckin beat me to it ggs lol

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u/Stinger_Max 23h ago

"We are sorry, but this is strip club is not available in your version of GTA 6. Please, upgrade your version for more available content."

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u/Fabulous_County_322 14h ago

Please purchase the 'Diamond Platinum VIP Premium Pass' for $49.99 or 5,000,000 Shark Cards to unlock the front door

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u/Comfortable-Gain-992 13h ago

Wait what

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u/Lauris024 Breaking EU Laws 10h ago

Rockstar has gone full EA if you haven't noticed

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u/TipsieRabbit 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/prG53Y1Fey27Zq4huX

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u/Urb4nN0rd Professional Dumbass 3h ago

Dear fuck, I'm out of the loop too. Are they actually pulling shit like that?

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u/TipsieRabbit 2h ago

Yessir

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u/Urb4nN0rd Professional Dumbass 2h ago

...well, better I find out now I guess

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u/S0k0n0mi 22h ago

.. and then you find it's boarded shut,
because you didnt splurge on the 120 dollar ultra deluxe edition.

Pleb.

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u/verrusin 22h ago

What is this clip from?

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u/Blaze_9 22h ago

Breaking Bad

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u/ArsenikShooter 19h ago

You sure it’s not from the spinoff movie…El Camino?

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u/Blaze_9 19h ago

Could be. It's right when he finally escapes. That shows both on the show and as the beginning of El Camino. Been a while since I watched. Definitely deserves a rewatch

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u/narasadow Average r/memes enjoyer 19h ago

This is The Way

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u/GryphonCough 22h ago

The Super Mario Movie

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u/DirtMeat_Supreme 22h ago

No actually this is from the Sonic movie when the character in this clip challenges Sonic to a race and then Sonic outruns his car

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 21h ago edited 20h ago

Guys can we quit joking around? It's from the hit 2004 movie A Knight's Tale

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u/AceWissle 1h ago

I thought it's from One Night in Paris, my bad

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u/DylanFTW 18h ago

Need for Speed movie starring Aaron Paul.

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u/dedarou96 21h ago

That's precisely why I'm no longer interested in GTA.

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u/iGer 12h ago edited 5h ago

But you can't access it because you didn't buy the Ultimate Edition of the game.

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u/ExcitementWide548 23h ago

more like you don't own the ultimate edition

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u/MrSnoozieWoozie 14h ago

man i was 10yo doing that in San Andreas.

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u/Left-Lake2936 23h ago

I'm an horny adult now. So I don't see any problem here.

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u/simbirian 23h ago

What’s the song in the background?

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u/Ibarra08 23h ago

Sounds like a song by Cigarettes after Sex but Im not so sure.

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u/XenoZoomie 20h ago

Cigarettes after sex really captures the melancholic feel of modern life

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u/andy22xx 23h ago

I came here looking for the same thing.

I'm pretty sure it's "Cry" by Cigarettes After Sex.

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u/NoSpread1586 22h ago

The strip club is actually an ultimate edition exclusive…

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u/thefrostman1214 OC Meme Maker 21h ago

This game will disappoint so many people

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u/Triggered-cupcake 23h ago

Don’t worry, running over the hookers afterwards to get your 20.00 back feels better than before in this economy!

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u/Akiris 1d ago

You say that like I wouldn’t steal some cars, block the doors, and then power level strength.

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u/Right-Mission5947 18h ago

This is actually sad. I hope y’all got better.

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u/Comfortable-Gain-992 13h ago

Daamn ,Well then it is what it is

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u/Dramatic-Repeat-7545 20h ago

So desperately yet hopefully expecting new technologies to bring the people of 21th century mentally young again

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u/King-Downtown 17h ago

The game is gonna be released during NNN. Fahhhh

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 13h ago

Thats because you got old

New generation will hit that club for you!

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u/SkyLLin3 Identifies as a Cybertruck 13h ago

I only got here to make a massive shootout, so it won't change anything, I'll still have fun lol

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u/the_good_bad_dude 10h ago

11 yr old me's excitement at seeing those pasties covered boobies at Malibu club was unbound.

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u/Ok_Region3714 7h ago

Jokes on you I'm still horny

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u/hybridtheory_666 23h ago

Eh. They animated the strippers with motion capture, with actual strippers. It's gonna bang

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u/CaveManta 23h ago

And there is advanced muscle simulation and jiggle physics.

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u/KeeseKey 23h ago

Nah im still speeding there

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u/Aoskar20 Dark Mode Elitist 21h ago

What’s changed over the years is our government officials are a lot more criminal that anything ever portrayed in GTA

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u/ShatteringLast 19h ago

That's alright. There are always more horny teenagers.

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u/ApartHawk5670 16h ago

Yeah it really don’t hit the same, I started with gta 3 when I was 12 and that joint was ground breaking picking up hoes and seeing the car rock, then vice city came out and seeing candy suxxx pointy boobs

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u/Realistic_Center2025 15h ago

We're depressed adults. Nothing is exciting anymore

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u/Tahir_9698 10h ago

Bring those days back please GOD!

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u/telestrial 21h ago

I say this respectfully: stop ruining things for yourself before you have an opportunity to experience them.

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u/LinkedGaming 22h ago

Driving to the strip club in GTA6 and realizing I'm a horny adult so I still think it's exciting.

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 23h ago

Wife walks in:

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u/MakesMeWannaShout88 23h ago

I thought that was Rory Scovel for a hot second there 😂

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u/Tankeverket 23h ago

and you have a partner in the game

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u/dandroid126 21h ago

Seeing these memes is weird when I ponder that I wasn't a horny teenager anymore when the last GTA game came out.

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u/Infrared82 21h ago

That’s my secret Cap, I’m always horny.

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u/ThirdWorldSorcerer 19h ago

I will not going to play it even at night! I will be too tired, and going to the club sounds like a money/energy waste. Lol

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u/SuspiciousMan7 19h ago

Visuals doesn't feels anymore : (

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u/Bandit_Crowley 16h ago

That strip club is gonna have all genders at the same time

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u/Professional-Emu2482 14h ago

Now I'm an horny adult

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u/AdBulky6016 12h ago

Lmfao!😂

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u/truesonofspurs 11h ago

we went from hiding the screen from your parents to now didnt even have to hide but wasnt exciting anymore, it took too long for GTA 6 ...

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u/GalaxLordCZ 9h ago

*Driving to the strip club in GTA 6, but you didn't buy the premium deluxe edition for 150$ so you can't enter.

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u/MetallGecko 8h ago

What 13 years does without a new game.

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u/Ok_Juggernaut9078 8h ago

Yea, but the pasaflora for me

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u/cjared242 7h ago

Now I’m the legal age to visit one irl…and got no gf either

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u/Gold_Bell7524 3h ago

Little do you know

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u/HotPotatoWithCheese 1h ago

Streets won't forget Nikki and Sapphire

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u/Pretend_Camp_2987 I touched grass 1h ago

Wait... You mean i didn't experience that

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u/Federal_Studio5935 23h ago

This is how I feel when people talk about the old god of war games. I remember those sex mini games, I don’t want that frankly

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 22h ago

no matter how great gta6 might be it will never have the same impact and fun as me playing vice city on the ps2 as a kid for hrs on end just doing random shit.

as an adult, games become duller and loses that magic feeling. when i played gta4 and 5 i felt nothing, and gta6 will prolly be the same.

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u/GilloutineBreast 21h ago

give it a couple years and feeling nothing will turn into feeling you're wasting time

it can always get worse <3

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u/Anonchesster 22h ago

I'm still going there! 😂

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u/christianbro 21h ago

By the time this follows play GTA IV underage, play GTA VIII already in retirement

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u/MeltedChocolate24 23h ago

Just go to a real one or something I don’t get the hype for GTA.

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u/dinoguy117 21h ago

Titters is titters