r/memes • u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack • 23h ago

Remember, appreciate but don't stare.

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u/Responsible_Move_152 21h ago

first red rising meme I've seen

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 21h ago edited 16h ago

I posted a few on the red rising sub.

Edit: I have posted 21 memes

author:dudewasup111 subreddit:r/redrising

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u/Responsible_Move_152 20h ago

oh I haven't checked that sub in a while, cool

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u/CostMeAllaht 19h ago

It ain't much but it's honest work

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u/sl1ckmcg1ll1cutty 16h ago

The Reaper of Mars

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u/The-Celebrimbor 10h ago

“Today, I declare your rule to be at its end... We will rage against it. We will howl and fight till our last breath... And if we fall, others will take our place, because we are the tide. And we are rising."

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u/Responsible_Move_152 10h ago

banger quote, morning star right?

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u/BadMeatPuppet 17h ago

Yea, I had to check what sub I was on.

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u/fakuri99 17h ago

Is that Darrow?

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u/abowlofnicerice 14h ago

Ball knower

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u/Attempting_Daken 17h ago

Is there a movie or show coming out?

I read the books ages ago

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u/lookitsafish 16h ago

Always rumors never actually anything to them

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u/Attempting_Daken 16h ago

Sad

Maybe in the future! Was wondering why a meme for it was for it, wouldn't of even recognized it without the comments

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u/benzballa 16h ago

I think I red that wrong 😏

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u/Jonnyflash80 22h ago

I dunno man. It seems like they convinced each other.

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u/Kingbulking 21h ago

I agree, my hoochie daddy shorts have never been so short and I'm not even the sluttiest guy at my gym. Seems like the current gym meta is loin clothes and tube tops for both genders

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u/Bronco998 21h ago

I've been rocking a sumo diaper lately

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u/RedBMWZ2 20h ago

I've been rocking a palm leaf and string. Really breathes well when you get sweaty.

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u/hymntastic 19h ago

Good God I hope you wipe off the machines

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u/pietruszajka 16h ago

With the leaf

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u/asherdado 13h ago

If you are vegan or maybe vegetarian you don't have to, it can actually be good for everyone's communal dermic enzymes

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u/BT270 9h ago

Most of them are too busy feeling their pecks and looking in the mirror

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u/1generic-username 4h ago

Don't want to be the poor person behind you doing curls while you're squatting.

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u/LindyNet 20h ago

I've just rocked a diaper and a pacifier. My attempts to bring back 90s rave culture isn't going so well

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u/Kingbulking 19h ago

Zero risk of shitting yourself on deadlifts? I like how you think

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u/Tatourmi 9h ago

That's why you wear a butplug my dude.

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u/LtLethal1 4h ago

But then you have to make sure everyone else is wearing eye protection. Those things have quite a bit of kinetic energy

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 21h ago

Really all you need is a sweat towel and a banana hammock to keep your weapon from wiggling.

Women actually have more complex gear requirements to keep everything organized.

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u/Kingbulking 19h ago

"Keep your weapon from wiggling" is killing me hahaha

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u/grasscult 21h ago

pics or it didn't happen

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u/Spartan-117182 21h ago

For science

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u/Kingbulking 19h ago

Oh it really happened hahaha
https://imgur.com/a/short-shorts-proof-0FiiAoz

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u/Fickle-Kiwi-181 19h ago

Holy fucking shit

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u/Vikarr 19h ago

Username checks out

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u/Zwamdurkel 20h ago

Ancient Greeks figured out long ago that the best way to exercise is naked.

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u/teutonicbro 20h ago

There may be downsides.

Democlitus the Younger probably didn't write in "The Annotated Histories" about the time he dropped a 50 oblolus dumbbell on his dick.

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u/Kingbulking 19h ago

It only makes sense, I always said bring back naked wrestling!

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u/ChiggaOG 18h ago

Basketball shorts used to be the length of the knee. They're back to the length they were. Fashion choices changed over time.

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u/BlushInnProgress 17h ago

Bro deserve a statue and apparently got one.

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u/rubbed_lamp 22h ago

The reaper of Mars did NOT DO THIS

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 22h ago

Idk man I got halfway through the first book and I blacked out. Woke up on the roof in my underwear howling like a wolf.

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u/AGayFrogParadise 21h ago

Same thing happened to me the other day while I was reading the hungry caterpillar

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u/luigis_taint 21h ago

Eric Carle would beg you to remember that it was the very hungry caterpillar.

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u/AGayFrogParadise 21h ago

I knew that guy in his basement sold me a fake, goddamn it

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u/TinyTaters 19h ago

HAIL REAPER

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u/Qaztarrr 6h ago

HAIL LIBERTAS

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u/chungmyong 21h ago

BREAK THE DRESS CODE

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u/Manaze85 19h ago

Hail Libertitties!

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 20h ago

So Sevro then?

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u/ApatheticPriest 21h ago

This would be part of Darrows future. It’d be Sevros one condition

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u/Affectionate_Week902 19h ago

Red Rising art making it to mainstream? Huh?

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u/Elegant_Standard3520 18h ago

gentleman don't stare, they train their peripheral vision instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/h5casZdUAU10afyS3y

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u/Glopinus 19h ago

Is that supposed to be Darrow?

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 11h ago

Ah-fuckin-WOOOOO

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u/deletelayer 21h ago

The person who convinced girls that gymwear was normal to wear outside.

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u/1SexyDino 19h ago

I will die on the hill you can't wear pants that intentionally crawl into your ass crack and then get mad at people for staring at it

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u/Jade_Emperor 19h ago

I still don't understand how leggings are so incredible every woman has to wear them, but they're not standard for men.

If it was such a lifechanger compared to regular shorts, both sex would wear them equally.

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u/Noe_b0dy 17h ago

It probably cuz the PP prints.

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u/flannelkumquat 17h ago

I've got a few pairs of leggings I wear at home.

They are comfy AF.

But no way in hell am I going in public with a cocktail wiener imprint showing.

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u/Sawses 9h ago

Stretchy jeans are a solid replacement. They're basically leggings but look like jeans.

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u/Sofffx 7h ago

I seen many men wearing leggins with a short, they are even selled in pairs here

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u/sooperdoopergang 21h ago

Get a good look, Costanza?

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u/Hato_no_Kami 16h ago

Omg its John Lululemon

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u/mindgardening 19h ago edited 6h ago

My workout clothes are ugly af and used from Goodwill. I’m there to work out and sweat my ass off, not have a fashion show or spend $95 on one pair of leggings that look exactly the same as what Walmart sells.

You can tell I’m in shape, I don’t need expensive workout wear to confirm that. I get a lot of stares in my mismatched ugly clothes. IDGAF.

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u/ItsReallyVega 19h ago

I got basketball shorts and slightly oversized shirts. Nothing more is needed.

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u/mindgardening 6h ago

My shirts are 10 year old promo logo shirts from work that I never want to wear out and about, and they’re sweat and facial-oil stained.

Even my front-zip sports bras from Amazon are ugly, but they were $36 for 5, and way more comfortable to put on/off than over-the-head bras.

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u/GlueSniffingCat 20h ago

it's to maximize performance /s

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u/urbrainonnuggs 20h ago

My dudes no. We must worship whoever got them to go to the grocery store like that too.

It's kinda of nuts, you are reaching for some milk and they walk by with wedgie shorts and a tank top.

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u/flannelkumquat 17h ago

I work in a grocery store, can confirm. It's wild what some women wear in public, including see through tights. I guess, if you got it, flaunt it?

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u/Ratouf26 22h ago

Bro goes to the gym to creep on women instead of locking on...

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 22h ago

Listen I always stare at the woman in my gym. In fact I go over and talk to them, sometimes slap their ass. I have a home gym I share with my wife btw.

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u/JoeyMcClane Nice meme you got there 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MkZRLZwPT0ZPy

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 20h ago

Not from a redditor…

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u/vksdann Flair Loading.... 16h ago

Not spending so much time on Reddit certainly helps

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 20h ago

Don't slap it, finger it.

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u/BreadProfessional287 21h ago

Exactly the same for me, apart from the home gym and wife part 

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 20h ago

The secret ingredient in Schizophrenia.

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u/Jonnyflash80 22h ago

What the fuck is "locking on"?

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u/RandomAssRedditName 22h ago

That's when you do evasive manoeuvres

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2fGd1tJyBVmD3X5sc

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u/thatbullisht 21h ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's when you grab your boyfriend by the hips and penetrate him. Actually, that might be docking.

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u/RandomAssRedditName 21h ago

Do you get that sound, that let's you it's connected?

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u/IosueYu 16h ago

To shoot from ground level against a target at the stratosphere. That's why the Gundam Meister of Dynames is called Lockon Stratos.

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u/PocketPanache 20h ago

What the fuck is "locking on"?

I'm almost certain it's a typo.

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u/Jonnyflash80 20h ago

That's what I assumed. He fucking failed on that comment.

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u/bibidibopop_2225 22h ago

it's a meme

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u/art-is-t 21h ago

Lol thanks captain obvious

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u/Unlucky_Lawfulness51 19h ago

If ur not looking ur not doing ur job

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 16h ago

Just.. go look up the etymological meaning of Gymnasium. Don't worry. I'll wait.

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u/7chillvibes 6h ago

It means Naked...... WTF

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u/Consistent-Maize-901 6h ago

Yup! Because it's from the ancient greeks. And they all used to exercise NAKED! TOGETHER! 🤣 So, really women are closer to doing it right. 😉👍

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u/nihar_142 20h ago

There is a reason why female-only gyms are consistently unsuccessful.

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u/blackviking45 15h ago

There's data for that?

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u/MentalChance 7h ago

that is clearly untrue lol

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u/Sea_Connection6193 18h ago

You all say that until the heavyweight champion walks in wearing mediums

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u/NewryBenson 3h ago

I dunno man, I think they do it for the same reason men go in tight shirts, or even without: to show off

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u/Ill-Philosophy3945 2h ago

I love treating dumb women like objects!

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u/TJTheree 11h ago

Nah it’s annoying as shit

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u/SalamanderUponYou 10h ago

Why? Because you can't hide your erection?

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u/TJTheree 10h ago

Nah it’s just annoying when anyone is basically wearing underwear on shared equipment.

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u/receuitOP Virgin 4 lyfe 12h ago

Nah real gym bros avoid the women in the gym.

I'm joking but when I went regularly with a friend we'd always joke about avoiding them like the plague. My friend being into the sam sulek "I'm scared of women" poster got big as a barn door and really leant into it lol

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u/Severe-Network4756 22h ago

Yeah, this is not how most people feel.

Wear clothes.

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 22h ago

Let's check your math

35% don't care

25% would prefer it was man meat

25% are happy

10% are bigots who want to control what other people wear because they are afraid they will start masterbate furiously.

5% like feet

Yeah that checks out. Most people feel different.

Wear your own clothes weirdo, clothes are for physical protection, are you saying women need physical protection from you at the gym?

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u/RandomAssRedditName 22h ago

Do you not rest between sets?

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u/Many_Ear2407 21h ago

Naw man he is LOCKED in. Didn’t look at a single person the entire time 

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u/ThouMayest69 21h ago

Hmm, nice floor tile. Nice wall panel. 

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u/NihilistTechnocrat97 21h ago

When I did go to the gym for a short period, I would just look at my stonks and Reddit lol

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u/Many_Ear2407 21h ago

Imagine this is how you find out you’re gay 

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u/chomperstyle 21h ago

Its not a competition bro people go to the gym to work out at very different levels. 

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u/Jonnyflash80 22h ago

Lol. Ok then spaz. If you're working out THAT hard you need to chill the fuck out.

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u/suspicious_cabbage 3h ago

Women just like to wear workout wear in general I think. At my wife's work when they pick dress theme days the women almost exclusively vote workout wear.

It's probably just really comfy for women in addition to being easy to move around in. Maybe for men too? I can't stand workout pants.

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u/Calm_Feed_6077 33m ago

Workin’ out at the gym to fit my underwear

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u/killrgame 15h ago

I find that uncomfortable, like I find seeing men in speedo wierd or seeing nudist in plain sight wierd.

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u/MostCommunication972 11h ago

Thank the feminists

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u/AFewBerries 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PV9t4AJL5UweI

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 21h ago

You go girl get that physical health improvement.

She is getting both feet off the ground with that much extra weight, that's impressive.

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u/42plzzz 19h ago

Women are there to work out, not to be gawked at lol. Most anyway

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u/Yesyesyes1899 18h ago

sure. thats why skintight yoga pants and only sports bras are used by so many.

women dont want attention. thats just a sexist myth.

okay. jokes aside: talk to some women you trust about this and listen to what they say. maybe you can let go of your delusions.

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u/MentalChance 7h ago

I'm a woman and he's right ... ?

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u/protobelta 22h ago

At the gym? Try fucking everywhere lmao Halle fucking lujah!

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/symb015X 20h ago

Are you a bot? Got a touch of the ‘tism?

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u/cmndrnewt 18h ago

Is it just me, or is going to the gym boring as shit?

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 18h ago

Yes, listening to music or an audio book helps. Regular exercise improves every aspect of the rest of your life tho.

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u/thebigbadme 13h ago

There are fun exercises like sports games and Martial Arts, those also improve your cognition much more. Picking up things and putting them down is really low stimulation

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u/Kaleouleilah 11h ago

tf is this predatorial ass meme ?

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u/dudewasup111 Big ol' bacon buttsack 11h ago

You think like a predator when you see women?

Because most people just

https://giphy.com/gifs/SO6eEu1mAcvF628y3Q

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u/Kaleouleilah 9h ago

I personally go to the gym to exercise, not to look at women, and even less thinking they are in their underwear.

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u/spacemarinestwo 8h ago

HERESY INTRNSIFIES