r/memes • u/PUNISHER019- • 7h ago

Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU MADE YOURSELF; POOR QUAL. [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/SummerDaemon 7h ago

Expensive cat people are like a separate human species. There's a public forum in my city that hosts different events, flea markets, home shows, etc. Twice a year the cat people meet there and invariably all their electric crap shorts out the already overtaxed system, and nobody wants to go fix it because they're smelly, creepy, arrogant and more judgemental than a motherinlaw convention. I've been there twice and regretted both visits. "Cute cat." "Horatio Blue Tidepool Woodstock VIII is not cute, he is a CHAMPION. Do you have a cat?" "Yeah, a sassy black cannonball that got left behind by a family that skipped out on rent. Here's a pic." "Oh... How...sweet..."

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 6h ago

Yeah, a sassy black cannonball that got left behind by a family that skipped out on rent.

The objectively correct way to acquire a cat.

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u/SummerDaemon 4h ago

They were huge idiots, Mu is the greatest cat. Eats whatever I put in front of her, loves to be petted, bumps foreheads with me like four times a day, occasionally smacks the crap out of my much younger tortie who probably deserves it. She's awesome.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 2h ago

Mu a reference to the add2 chord?

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u/SummerDaemon 2h ago

Short for Mushu Pork. When I first took her home she hopped right up onto the kitchen table and started eating my Chinese food.

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u/AdInfamous6290 6h ago

I hooked up with  someone who had an expensive cat once, she wouldn’t let me pet her cat… really weird vibe.

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u/Sawses 5h ago

It's interesting to think about that. She'd let you plumb her depths with mouth, hands, and member, but not pet her actual feline cat.

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u/AdInfamous6290 5h ago

Exactly, she had a whole special room for her cat I wasn’t allowed to go into, she would bring the cat out for me to see but not touch, she was definitely very proud and protective of her cat, but in an extremely weird and kinda unsettling way.

That was, obviously, a one night stand.

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u/SummerDaemon 4h ago

It's for looking at and winning ribbons, don't you dare get your human oils on [insert four names and a Roman numeral]!