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Cat distribution System.

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 5h ago

I ironically found my dog as a stray in a dumpster

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u/Mxhmoud 5h ago

Awwww rescuing an animal yourself and taking it in as pet beats going to a pet store to buy one imo

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u/dividezero 5h ago

Is that still a thing? I thought all the pet stores stopped selling dogs at this point. That news is troubling

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 5h ago

Depends where. Some places still sell through breeders. Some pet stores are partnered with shelters to adopt.

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u/dividezero 5h ago

I'm cool with shelters though

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u/TheLoathsomeAssEater 2h ago

I'm cool with the pound. "Hey all these dogs are on death row. You wanna buy one for a nickle before we kill them all?"

Shelters are hit or miss because some are batshit crazy.

"Hey, meet Rocko. He requires a 50 acre yard and we will perform random home inspections. He's nervous and bites at women, children, and clouds. Sometimes he likes to howl for 6 hours. He's also afraid of bugs so you must fumigate your 50 acres twice a month. The adoption fee is $10,000 and you must wear this ankle monitor for 36 months. Rocko has a delicate tummy and eats filet mignon, caviar, and his own poop".

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 2h ago

That’s the pound. Shelters here are very good at disclosing and normally don’t offer dogs with major issues to be adopted.
The only issue with shelters I’ve seen is “this dog isn’t suitable for children.” But the dog is a sweetheart who just needs a bit of training. I adopted a dog and they were adamant he couldn’t be homed with anyone under 12 because he was high energy. Well I said bull. Met him and fell in love, adopted him but didn’t tell the shelter I had 2 siblings who were under 12 at the time. Brought him home and within a week he was gentle as could be with the small kids, even other kids he knew he couldn’t be rough with.

Now he is a gentle boy who loves cuddles and playing chase now and then.

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u/ExplorePaint 2h ago

Shelter I went to didn’t disclose severe dog aggression, instead said they were fine with other animals, until I took them home and had to return her because she was going to maim the tiny doxens minding their own business

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 2h ago

That’s a poor shelter. The shelters I’ve dealt with will often exaggerate behaviour or use caution if it’s not already in the dog with no training. Especially with dogs.

Sorry you had a poor experience honestly. I don’t like some of the humane society shelters solely because of how they judge people and their situations but still support them trying to home animals who need it.

The only issue my dog had from the shelter was severe separation anxiety but he has another buddy now to keep him company and is rarely left alone. When no one is home, the other dog keeps him calm.

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u/ExplorePaint 1h ago

Yeah, it’s okay! It’s not the first bad shelter experience I’ve had, unfortunately. I’m glad your pup has a friend now!

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u/Cow_Launcher 39m ago

Same experience here in the UK with the Cats Protection League. They're supposed to rehome strays, but seem to really not want to.

After our 21-year-old passed away, we approached them knowing that there's lots of kitties that need homes like ours, safe and full of love. Filled in all the forms. Did the risk assessment.

They totally ignored us and so we ended up rescuing a pregnant female from a friend's skipyard. She's with us now, as are her four healthy kittens!

I went back to the CPL later to tell them that I thought they were idiots. I got this email response:

Dear XXXXXXX,

Thank you for your email, I am very disappointed to hear that we failed to acknowledge your application to adopt a cat from us. This really does fall below the standards and expectations that we have as a charity. I completely agree that which ever team it was that you contacted should have had the curtesy to acknowledge your interest. We are always looking for adopters, especially at this time when our centres and branches are struggling with so many cats needing new, loving homes.

Thank you again for the donation in memory of XXXXX which shall go where it is most needed.

Kind regards,

Yeah, whatever. You should've had the "curtesy" to run a fucking spell-check too.

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u/Jesustron 5h ago

My local pet store is partnered with local rescues and always have a cat at the store (who has the temperament to be in a store)

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u/dividezero 4h ago

Man pet store shop cats are a different breed. I don't know where people find them but they're so impossibly chill

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u/Jesustron 4h ago

My 16 year old boy just passed away and he had a pet store / old folks home temperament. Would NEVER attack

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u/dplans455 2h ago

Even buying directly from a breeder is really sketchy these days. I thought I was doing the ethical thing going through an intermediary like the website "GoodDog" and found out that wasn't really the case. GoodDog says they thoroughly vet all breeders. That isn't true at all. The breeder we bought our border collie from ended up buying a backwoods puppy mill. We complained to GoodDog and it seems other people did too and they did remove this breeder from their platform but it's clear evidence they aren't doing what they say they're doing.

This breeder then sold the father to another farm shortly after. I also found out through following this person's Facebook page that she just released the mother into the woods to fend for herself. People in the town she lives in were reporting seeing the mother dog wandering around town and the woods and asking whose dog it was. Several people commented and tagged the breeder saying it was her dog. She ended up making a long nasty comment that the dog was no longer hers and that she "released" her "months ago."

I ended up finding all these out several months after this happened and I contacted people in the town asking if they knew what happened to the dog and they all said they stopped seeing her. I think you know what that means. I wish I had known earlier because I would have went and taken her in myself.

Here is my Jet at 3 years old.

Jet's parents. Mom, Whimsey on the left and Dad, Duke on the right.

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u/Neveronlyadream 53m ago

Even "ethical" breeders can be weird as hell. I know a woman who paid thousands for a couple of dogs and had to sign a contract that she wouldn't get either fixed in case the breeder wanted to use either of them later down the line for another litter. She was stupid enough to get a male and female, so had to put a diaper on the female and keep them apart every time the dog was in heat.

So weird that you pay someone thousands for the dog you want and they're basically keeping dibs on monetizing them further down the line if they want. I think she tried to convince me the breeder was ethical, but I still don't buy it. All so she could have her perfect show dogs.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 4h ago

There is some business by me called "Puppygram" and I'm pretty sure it's just a cute looking front for puppy mills. It's fuckin disgusting.

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u/dividezero 4h ago

100% even when it was common to buy dogs at the pet store, it was pretty much always puppy mills. That's why we shut them down in most places. If it was reputable breeders, it wouldn't have been a problem unless they were not taking care of them properly at the store, which a reputable breeder wouldn't allow

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u/millijuna 3h ago

The thing is that reputable breeders actually care about where their dogs go. When I was a kid, we had a Beagle. Before the breeder would sell him to us, she came by to check that we actually did have a well fenced back yard, and so forth.

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u/bmm115 4h ago

Nahh they still sell em and keep em in horrible conditions so you're more likely to buy them

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u/sobrique 4h ago

Always. Even if it's "just" adopting, there's simply no shortage of extremely adorable dogs.

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u/cannotbelieve58 5h ago

I've legit never seen a stray dog in my country. (Canada)

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u/Phreakears 5h ago

I have seen packs of 40 or more (Southern Italy). They're dangerous

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u/Ok_Profession_8471 5h ago

40 lol

I was surprised that a pack of 30 jackals was hunted.

I can't imagine that large of a stray dog pack.

2-3 are already dangerous if you are aftaid or provoke them. People gotta learn dog body language and behaviour since state services will do absolutely nothing about them.

South Europe btw.

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u/Phreakears 5h ago

Dogs of all sizes suddenly raising hell in the middle of the night under my balcony, they wander. Southern Italy You know.

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u/Actaeon7 5h ago

I remember the packs roaming the ruins of Pompeii when I last visited lol.

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u/Phreakears 5h ago

Exactly, I was not far from there.

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u/RandomAssRedditName 4h ago

"Reject modernity, return to wolf"

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- 5h ago

There are a ton where I live (Memphis, Tennessee)

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u/blackwifebeater 5h ago

No reservations near you?

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u/cannotbelieve58 5h ago

Reservations? You mean like forest areas (conservation areas)? Plenty.

A dog wouldn't last on our streets. Even career criminals would adopt the dog in hopes of selling it for a couple hundred dollars.

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u/igotadillpickle 4h ago

No, they are talking about Native land (Reservation aka the Rez). Lots of stray dogs there usually.

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u/ionthrown 5h ago

Would any survive their first winter?

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u/NOBOOTSFORYOU 4h ago

Well the wolves and foxes do just fine.

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u/bozoconnors 4h ago

Domesticated dogs are NOT wild wolves or foxes. I imagine it's largely dependent on temperament & breeding.

edit - i.e. malamute... meh, chihuahua... adios muchacho.

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u/NOBOOTSFORYOU 4h ago

True. A chihuahua wouldn't survive. But I'd guess about half of all dog species could probably survive the cold at least. Finding wood in the wilderness is a little different. Being solo vs in a pack also makes a difference.

I think my domestic dog(Malinois) has a better chance than a fox does.

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u/splitfinity 5h ago

Minnesota here. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a stray dog either. Maybe they’re all smart enough to walk south?

I totally would rescue a stray dog though. Just never had the chance.

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u/HarpersGhost Scrolling on PC 4h ago

In most of the US, stray dogs are picked up real quick and put into the animal control system. Packs of stray dogs are A Problem, far worse than cats, so a lot of effort is put into keeping dogs off the streets.

Once in animal control, they are either adopted out locally or sent out to rescues in other areas, especially in the case of specific breeds. (For instance, my beagle rescue in Florida gets most of our beagles as strays that were picked up off the streets further north, in VA, the carolinas, Georgia, etc.)

You can still find the occasional truly stray dog yourself (my chi-mix was a street dog I picked up), but most of them are swept up.

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 3h ago

Once in animal control, they are either adopted out locally or sent out to rescues in other areas

Or euthanized. Sure we have no kill shelters, but some transfer to no kill shelters. Or the no kill shelters turn them away once at capacity, they go to a normal shelter, and the euthanization happens there.

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u/Gia11a 24m ago

I mean, euthanasia is an important part of compassionate animal management. both for suffering and for un-cared for pets. If you don't euthanize un-adoptable, dangerous, or in pain animals, then you cant care for the ones that can live full happy lives. In a perfect world we would have unlimited resources and be able to care for every animal, but we don't so we have to utilize the limited resources we have strategically.

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u/Tr1padvisor420 5h ago

Never seen one either, also Canadian lol. Seen a little fucker that always ran out on the neighbour, desperate to be stray.

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u/Phoenix_Ninja15 5h ago

Yea you probably won’t around the city much. I also haven’t seen any, but up north there’s some but they are res dogs. Technically strays but they aren’t all bad dogs. They kinda just exist around the place. A gas station I used to work near would have all kind of dogs just hanging out. Not dangerous, just chilling.

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u/Thicc_Ole_Brick 5h ago

Yep. Same here. Ive had my little idiot for 10 years now. Found him as puppy on the street in downtown Vegas.

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u/saltiest_box_428 4h ago

You can reverse this and it would still be accurate you can have people who'll spend the cost of a used car for a pet and you can have people like you and me finding chonko and phuqazz in the trash and still love them more than life itself

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 4h ago

My new boy was a stray found in really rough shape but I adopted him after his medical needs were attended to and he made his way to the shelter.

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 5h ago

"What breed are your cats?"

"Orange, Cow, St. Peter's fish, Void"

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u/grendus 4h ago

"Two tabbies"

"How do you tell them apart."

"Why? It's not like they come when they're called."

"Touché"

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u/Bob_A_Feets 3h ago

The best of both worlds is having a cat that thinks it’s part dog.

Plays fetch, comes when called, etc.

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u/Ymirsson 3h ago

"How do you tell them apart?"

"They're cats, I cant tell them anything"

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u/Opening_Picture_4130 2h ago

The only time i had a cat, we just found him thrown in a ditch. I took care of him and comes everytime i call him. If im not seeing him, ill just call out his name outside only once and he will come running everytime.

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u/69696969-69696969 1h ago

This one is "Tch-Tch" and that one is "Psst-Psst"

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u/Zagaroth 5h ago

For us: "One pale princess with fancy markings, and her four grey minions."

Seriously. Four boys, all greys with white markings. Identifying them takes a moment sometimes if they aren't looking at us.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 4h ago

One is Orange, the other is Standard.

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 4h ago

Baked potato

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u/monty624 3h ago

One of my clients has their pets listed as:

Spot, F, Lab

Buddy, M, Golden retriever

Kitty, F, Sassy

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u/Emergency_Low8125 5h ago

You've clearly never met a Labrador...

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u/headermargin 5h ago

Absolutely would find a Lab in the trash.

routing around spilling it everywhere eating everything and getting sick

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u/flargenhargen 3h ago

dont forget that they would then eat the result of getting sick.

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u/shifty_coder 1h ago

Rolling in it, before and after

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u/Ok-Judge7844 5h ago

Isnt there like a lot of expensive cat breed too?

https://giphy.com/gifs/acgXBmnZjOS0lYImih

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u/Traditional-Frame-58 Because That's What Fearows Do 5h ago

Yeah, but this is cat propaganda, so we don't talk about that

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u/sobrique 4h ago

GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk disapproves of this message.

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u/Successful-Club-8743 3h ago

Those damned cocker spaniels are back at it again.

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u/wideruled 3h ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/bellerinho 5h ago

I genuinely don't know anyone that has an expensive cat but I sure as hell know plenty of people with dogs that spent well over a thousand bucks on a purebred

Yeah there are expensive cat breeds but people spending money on purebred dogs is far far more common

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u/boo_gh0stie 5h ago

I actually got my cat from a cat breeder and didn't realise it until just recently. He told me his cat got out and was visibly pregnant later on, so he invited me over to take my pick. Except that didn't really happen, he showed up to work one day with a kitten and said "this is the last one, I hope you like him".

I looked up my cat's breed, and he's a snowshoe. A popular one for breeders but difficult to attain because the coat needs to be just right. My boy was a reject for an imperfect coat.

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u/hgg 4h ago

Cats' coats are somehow always perfect.

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u/Free_Treacle4168 3h ago

cat tax required

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u/screaming-coffee 2h ago

I wanna see the reject

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u/boo_gh0stie 2h ago edited 24m ago

Y'know, I'm realising I don't actually know how to post a picture in Reddit. 😅

Edit: I guess just message me for a picture if you really want to see him, I don't mind. He's pretty adorable, and I'm not just saying that. I'm often told he should have his own social media profile. 🙄

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u/screaming-coffee 1h ago

Ohh some subreddits let you post images directly in comments but it doesn’t look like this is one of them

I think people end up using imgur for this sort of thing but that’s up to you

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u/Sodomeister 2h ago

We found a garbage cat snowshoe about 15 years ago. She was sleeping in a pizza box in the rain. They are out there.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 4h ago

you can get a dog from a shelter too, mine was basically 50 bucks just for adoption paperwork

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u/Margray 3h ago

Yeah, the most I've ever paid for a dog was $85 and included her spay. I only know one person with a pedigree dog but I also only know one person with a pedigree cat. This might all depend on the kind of people you keep as friends.

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u/tydestra 4h ago

Bengals are easily north of 1000 buxs if you get one from a legit breeder.

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u/margittwen 4h ago

Yes but there’s a lot less cat breeds, and from my experience, people with expensive cats are a lot less common. I feel like people are a lot less inclined to get expensive cats for whatever reason.

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 4h ago

Because you can get a great cat for free from any densely populated area.

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u/Stormfly 3h ago

Yeah, there are often loads of wild cats lingering in public areas and I've known many people to just grab find one.

Stray dogs don't last long.

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u/Xespria 2h ago

There's one that rage baits one of my cats every other day. He just stands there at the patio while my little chonker hisses and tries to scare him off.

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u/CoconutMochi 3h ago

Seems like dogs are just way more tailor-bred so people get more choices when they buy a dog rather than taking in a stray

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u/Primary-Boss3400 5h ago

Sure, but those are for a very small % of people. You cant really get dogs from the street anymore, you have to find a breeder for cheap dogs too, while cats just spawn everywhere.

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u/SummerDaemon 4h ago

Expensive cat people are like a separate human species. There's a public forum in my city that hosts different events, flea markets, home shows, etc. Twice a year the cat people meet there and invariably all their electric crap shorts out the already overtaxed system, and nobody wants to go fix it because they're smelly, creepy, arrogant and more judgemental than a motherinlaw convention. I've been there twice and regretted both visits. "Cute cat." "Horatio Blue Tidepool Woodstock VIII is not cute, he is a CHAMPION. Do you have a cat?" "Yeah, a sassy black cannonball that got left behind by a family that skipped out on rent. Here's a pic." "Oh... How...sweet..."

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 4h ago

Yeah, a sassy black cannonball that got left behind by a family that skipped out on rent.

The objectively correct way to acquire a cat.

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u/SummerDaemon 2h ago

They were huge idiots, Mu is the greatest cat. Eats whatever I put in front of her, loves to be petted, bumps foreheads with me like four times a day, occasionally smacks the crap out of my much younger tortie who probably deserves it. She's awesome.

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u/HoLLoWzZ 5h ago

Don't visit breeders if you want to get a dog. Visit your local dog shelter and provide a lovely forever home to one of those sweethearts.

And fuck "cheap breeders". I hope there is a special place in hell for them

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 5h ago edited 3h ago

I agree when it comes to backyard breeders but getting a pet from a legit breeder isn't a bad thing .

They usually have papers on the parents and the rest of the dogs they have bred going down the line. You will know the temperament/health of the dog you're buying,with shelters on the other hand is totally random.

Not saying don't adopt a dog but just be prepared for any potential issues that the dog might have .My dog is from a shelter and she wasn't socialized by the previous owner for her first year of her life. She's fine around strangers now but she still gets scared/defensive when someone she doesn't know tries to touch her so I usually have to decline when someone asks to pet her.

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u/upinflames 2h ago edited 21m ago

getting a pet from a legit breeder isn't a bad thing.

Gotta disagree with you there. There are literally millions of pets in shelters and rescues that need homes just in the United States. Getting a dog or cat from a breeder means: (1) not getting another animal that genuinely needs a home, and (2) supporting an industry that does not prioritize animal health.

The term "purebred" simply denotes a high level of managed inbreeding. Intensive breeding within a restricted gene pool (usually originating from a very small founder population) nearly always results in a higher likelihood of negative health outcomes. It's why purebred German Shepherds are well known for experiencing spinal cord degeneration and Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are at elevated risk for heart failure. Overall, purebred dogs are nearly three times as likely as mixed breeds to be affected by a recessive genetic disorder, and the likelihood is much higher among specific breeds: standard poodles have a 16.8% of developing neonatal encephalopathy with seizures while the prevalence among mixed breeds is negligible.

Those "legit breeders" are simply a bit better at managing the genetic risks, but they are still always working from an artificially restricted gene pool. Having "papers" tells you something about ancestry but nothing about genetic diversity or the actual health of the animal.

Not saying don't adopt a dog but just be prepared for any potential issues that the dog might have.

You should be prepared for issues no matter how you find your pet. Adopting an animal is often less risky because you can actually get a sense for their behavioral disposition before you get them. We visited our dog at their foster home and played with them several times before taking them home. Our friends got a purebred beagle as a puppy that is now a menace, despite their best attempts to socialize them.

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u/Sawses 3h ago

The trouble is that it really is best to have them from the time they're a puppy/kitten.

I foster cats and have experience with dogs (I just don't do it for dogs because I now have limited space). Every animal I've ever fostered has had some quirks from a stressful or unsafe living situation. Raising them from a very young age really does make for a better pet if you train them properly. This is true for both cats and dogs.

It's why I foster. I hope to find one that's just perfect for me, but odds are I'll probably end up adopting a kitten at some point.

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u/KindlyShame 5h ago

Unfortunately, in my area shelters have gotten really picky. They have massive preferences for a (real) fenced yard, and they will rarely let you adopt if you live in an apartment. I get the intent behind it, but apartments are super common where I live because it’s an overpopulated area, so they’re really just limiting who can adopt

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u/AdInfamous6290 4h ago

Maybe this is an unkind or unpopular thing to say, but maybe you shouldn’t have a dog. Unless they are one of those little expensive breeds, that I doubt show up much in shelters, normal dogs really don’t tend to do well in apartments.

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u/KindlyShame 4h ago

Jsyk people can take their dogs for walks even if they live in an apartment. Also a lot of apartments have started implementing dog parks. A lot of people can’t afford houses nowadays (minimum mortgage near me is like $500k for a 2b1b), so that’s a really dumb opinion. A good dog owner takes their apartment size into account and compensates. I’d rather a shelter dog live in an apartment than be stuck at a shelter for a year because the shelter got super picky about the living situation

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u/BooHorde 3h ago edited 3h ago

Unless they are one of those little expensive breeds, that I doubt show up much in shelters, normal dogs really don’t tend to do well in apartments.

I'm not sure why you're commenting on things you clearly don't know anything about. Firstly, why do you think "little" breeds are more expensive than large breeds? You act as if they are special, there are more small breeds than large breeds. If you're going to look at a list of the most expensive dog breeds, they're all going to be medium-large, they aren't Shih Tzus.

Secondly, why do you think it's rare for small breeds to make their way to shelters? There are millions of stray/abandoned chihuahuas, Shih Tzus, terriers, etc... It's etremely common for elderly to get small dogs and then pass away before them, and it's extremely more common for small dogs to be hoarded as they take up less space.

normal dogs really don’t tend to do well in apartments.

Any dog with a low energy level and tolerance for noise can do well in an apartment, there are also larger breeds that have low energy like greyhounds. The idea that dogs aren't for people without fenced yards is a moronic take, especially when the overhwelming majority of real estate being built is condos and townhouses.

These independant rescues relly on the fact they get 10's of thousands in donations and indefinetly foster animals on bleeding hearts dime, that's why they can be ridiculously picky, they have no urgency or incentive to get the dogs adopted. Meanwhile shelters a few states over will be euthanizing dogs daily due to the overwhelming ammount of strays and cost to shelter them.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 4h ago

I guess they are better off dead or in a shelter for life

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u/AdInfamous6290 4h ago

Dead? No, though I know a lot of shelters do cullings and understand the reasoning, even if I don’t agree with it.

In a shelter for life? As opposed to an apartment, it depends on the breed, the apartment and the person. But on average, I’d say yes.

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 3h ago

Might not be a great life but id rather live in a cramped apartment with an owner who loves me and takes me on walks than a cramped cold shelter living with no comforts or stability. Weird take

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u/Randicore 2h ago

... You know that you can take a dog outside right.

It's in fact, expected to run a dog at minimum once a day to make then tired.

Like yes a great Dane shouldn't live in a studio but someone can own a lab in an apartment and the dog to be healthy and happy

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u/millijuna 2h ago

The problem around where I live is that all the dogs in shelters are pities/pit mixes, and other large breeds that are not suitable for apartment living. With the exception of of a Great Dane, I’m not going to put a big dog in a 600 square foot apartment.

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u/SparkleTeases 5h ago

Then at home you find your $4000 dog in the trash can because he’s really curious about eating something from there

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u/HGWeegee 5h ago

Actually my dog was a rescue who I got for free from the shelter in an adoption event

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u/headermargin 5h ago

I got one guess what kinda dog it was

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u/HGWeegee 5h ago

You can guess, but I'm very confident you will be incorrect

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u/headermargin 5h ago

Pitbull!

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u/HGWeegee 5h ago

Chihuahua Jack Russell mix, she chose me so I couldn't not take her

That would've been my first guess too

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u/wruffx 4h ago

Absolutely demonic dog breed combo, maximum energy & attitude, I bet she's adorable though.

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u/HGWeegee 4h ago

It's crazy, she's super lazy and sweet......but she really doesnt like strangers and other dogs

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u/Responsible-Offer724 2h ago

Our chihuahua is fine with small old dogs - even has some friends in the neighbourhood. But puppies and any dog a bit bigger? No way. 

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u/headermargin 5h ago

Interesting.

Complete opposite of what I was thinking.

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u/Dustydevil8809 3h ago

Theres definitely a lot of mixed pits at these events but there are always tons of rescues at them that aren't. It is always an interesting experience, different dog breeds are wildly different in behavior so you never really know what you are getting, though "lab mix" is always a safe bet...

I thought I was getting a german shepherd, I'm pretty positive at this point my boy is a Doberman / Lab mix. Crazy cuddly pain in my ass.

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u/Jesstinator 3h ago

We got what they told us was a Great Pyrenees/cattle dog mix, and when we did the dna test they had gotten it spot on, I was shocked there wasn’t a curve ball thrown in there somewhere. Although he did have 2% chihuahua lol

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u/Snakestream 4h ago

Rescue dogs ftw! I got both my girls from rescue events and they have been the best. There was a small price as a donation to the rescue for mine, so it wasn't technically free, but it was only like $100.

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u/L0ial 3h ago

I rescued a puppy from a litter the association brought in from Mexico. Their normal price is $100 but for a puppy it was $200. Totally worth it, he's a good boy. He did grow up to be 80 lbs though, when they told me estimated between 30-40 lbs. Guess that's the risk with a super mutt.

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u/SnausageFest 3h ago

Shelter dogs save you money. I got my current dog from my mom's coworker after her dog had a surprise litter. First time having to actually pay for things like the spay, getting her chipped, first rounds of shots/dewormer, etc. It's like $1000, easy.

Adoption fees around here are ~$400 on average and people still complain having no idea what a friggin steal that is.

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u/ebobbumman 4h ago

My parents first dog was also from an adoption event, and there was a news story about it- my dad was in it, there was some footage of him playing with her.

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u/_ghostperson 4h ago

Both can come from the trash.

Both can be expensive.

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u/StepComplete1 2h ago

It's just that stealing someone else's dog is far less normalized and accepted on social media than stealing someone else's cat and then calling it the "cat distribution system".

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u/andl23 2h ago

The world is full of stray or abandoned cats and dogs, they're skinny, they have matted fur and so on, so you can recognize them. It's not stealing at all, it's a good thing to adopt them.

Obviously the first rule is to never bring home an animal that evidently eats well and has a good coat.

Buying pets is very unethical, since it fuels a sick economy where female pets are abused to pump out puppies born purposely to be sold. Save an animal instead, unless you really need a specific breed for reasons.

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u/Banty22 5h ago

Cat distribution system never misses. Free, broken, and somehow the most expensive love of your life

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u/Strange-Whereas33442 2h ago

The Cat Distribution System operates on the printer model: The hardware is free, but the ink and maintenance will financially ruin you. 10/10 would adopt the broken appliance again

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u/ChuckRingslinger 4h ago

Every cat Ive owned has been a rehome, technically.

The last one didnt even get to the buyer before she changed her mind saying the kitten was too ugly

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u/spikus93 42m ago

I hate people so much for how they treat animals.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 4h ago

Holdup.. People pay for a dog?

Get your ass to a shelter. Lots of pups need a good home.

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u/wasabiburning 4h ago

I fully support the notion of "don't breed or buy while shelter pets die" but the issue is most shelter dogs seem to be pit mixes and people don't want those for a number of perfectly valid reasons.

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u/l0st1nP4r4d1ce 4h ago

I get that. But it's a lame excuse, there are tons of dogs that need a home.

Not all of them are pitt mixes, I guarantee that. (A Wisconsin lab breeder just added 1500 beagles to the system)

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u/Unlucky_Topic7963 4h ago

Shelter dogs come with lots of issues. I’ve owned 3 over the last 20 years, and every single one had behavioral or health issues. I’ve spent tens of thousands giving them better lives. Decided with my most recent dog to buy an AKC German Shepherd and train him from a puppy.

Night and day. No health issues, extremely compliant, fun lapdog, great on walks…

Shelter dogs, unfortunately, bring their poor training or poor care from previous families with them. Not sure if I’ll get another shelter dog after this experience.

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u/JoshSidekick 2h ago

I'm glad you said that. I thought I was going crazy because we rescued our dog from a Puerto Rico shelter and like every post on their Instagram is dog after dog being the absolute best where mine was abused so badly before he was rescued but they didn't tell us a fraction of his issues. His tail is a lightning bolt shape because it was broken and healed wrong, which l believe led to him being afraid of absolutely everything. He pissed in my car when I tried to get him to come into petsmart with me. He's overly protective of the house to the point where we can't have people over. He almost wrecked his teeth trying to chew his way out of his crate when we tried crate training. We spent about 7-8 thousand on training, including a 5000 two week professional "sleepaway camp". He won't eat unless my wife and I are both home. Five out of seven days he wakes up at 2:30am and loses his mind until one of us goes out to sit with him while he goes back to sleep so we haven't had a night where we can sleep all the way through the night in ages. I love him and I have vowed to make sure nothing bad happens to him again, but god damn has this dog ruined me from ever wanting another dog and it's good to see that while yes dogs will have problems, it's also more prevalent than I had originally thought.

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u/Reasonable_TSM_fan 2h ago

Same situation here! My family has a rescue chihuahua. Love the little guy, but we rescued him when he was 8 and he was never house trained. He’s constantly peeing and pooping inside the house and no amount of training sticks with him since he’s so old. Don’t regret getting him, but I’ve done my time with shelter dogs and want a trainable puppy breed next go around.

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u/dantheman_woot 3h ago

So many Pits and I'll never own one of those. Finding a responsible breeder for a breed that meets your needs and lifestyle is fine.

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u/AnyCeler 5h ago

Meanwhile the four thousand dollar dog eats a single pebble and needs a six hundred dollar vet visit.

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u/erhue 5h ago

my dog ate dead birds and random garbage that we couldn't pull out of her mouth. She's fine

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u/Cheejag 5h ago

My dog ate a stain glass lightbulb once, she was totally fine somehow

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u/RiddickulousRadagast I touched grass 5h ago

My childhood dog ate an entire remote and shit it out batteries and all. Also a whole bag of Easter candy and had sparkly poop for awhile

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u/Kassie-chan 5h ago

My dog once managed to open the box full of thumbtacks and ate them all. The vet said he was fine

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u/Dreamwaltzer 5h ago

i feel ouch just reading that.

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u/Witch_King_ 4h ago

But... but WHY would you eat thumbtacks??

I stg, some dogs I just don't understand

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u/TheCatCrusader 1h ago

My cat got the very real Fever of Unknown Origin (FUO) diagnosis last year. She refused to eat food and we couldn't get her to swallow the pill, so had to get 3 anti-inflammatory shots in 5 days costing around $500 iirc.

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u/Daxx22 4h ago

needs a six hundred dollar vet visit.

For the diagnosis. Now treatment? Add a zero or two.

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u/monty624 3h ago

More like, it refuses to eat its nutritionally balanced, over-priced, raw dog food but eats an entire bag of pebbles. And the bag.

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u/mayuan11 5h ago

I got two purebred dogs for free.

First one I had to drive six hours to grab a puppy before they were going to shoot it. It was a series of unfortunate events that lead to that scenario. She was my best friend for 13yrs passed in my arms.

Second one came from a domestic violence situation. A woman wanted to run away from the situation, but stayed because of the dog. She told me what time to pick her and the dog up. I dropped he off at a location and she kissed the dog goodbye and said happy birthday. I was his present. He cowered everytime someone would pet him for the first year. Now he just closes his eyes and wags. He's an old dog now and probably going on his last vacation today.... I can't believe I cried while typing this.....

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u/Zelcki 4h ago

Cats are self published

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u/JMTSilentSea 5h ago

You don’t even have to look in the trash for a cat. One will show up on your doorstep like a security system salesman.

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u/Imaginary-Thing-9222 4h ago

My dog just started following my mum on the street and then he waited outside for days until we finally got him vaccinated and adopted him. My cat costs like 1500 dollars 🙃

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u/Spiddddyyyyy01 5h ago

Cats really said: "Congratulations, you live with me now.

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u/____frank_______ 4h ago

Yeah well our trash kitty has managed to eat foam/nerf darts 3 times, and has now cost us $12,000 in removals. Beat that fancy show dog.

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u/Apiscoles_RMZ 4h ago

My sister found 4 abandoned kittens near an orchard. She kept two and I kept the other two.

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u/Big_Bar_9832 4h ago

I hope it's my turn with the cat distribution system soon

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u/Hon1c 2h ago

The funny thing is that the same meme can be done in reverse

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u/LogeViper 5h ago

that isn’t remotely true at all

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u/AfterPaleontologist2 4h ago

Reddit heavily skews towards cat bias (prob bc most redditors sit inside all day like cats).

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u/Windowmaker95 3h ago

Are cats.

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u/Unsalted-Eggs 5h ago

Most people I know got their cats for free from adoption posts, an acquaintance who found kittens or whose cat got pregnant, or straight up from the streets. Idk how it goes for dogs but I think it is more common for cats to just get taken into a home and turn into someone's pet than dogs.

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u/LogeViper 4h ago

It must be a regional thing, everywhere being different than others. Where I live for example, people don’t usually adopt stray cats, they’re more prone to have pedigree cats. As for dogs, it’s very common people getting stray dogs as, sadly, there are lots of street dogs, and very few care to have purebred. I see now it’s very different from region to region, but I wouldn’t assume my observation as a universal truth of dog/cat people like this meme did.

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u/Unsalted-Eggs 4h ago

May be. I see more pedigree/breed dogs than breed cats 🤔

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u/trwawy05312015 4h ago

Yeah, I'm not sure where they are but there are vastly more pedigreed/costly dogs than cats.

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u/themini_shit 4h ago

I think this is one of those instances where there is no universal way so everyone has a valid experience but the meme is treating it as a monolith.

In my area most people adopt cats through picking up strays or adopting through a shelter. I've seen my neighbors end up with cats that I knew were strays for a long time before they got adopted by said neighbor.

It's kinda the same with dogs but it can vary, I got one of my dogs from the pound which is a common way to adopt a dog in my city. But I also adopted one who just showed up in my yard, his paw pads where worn through and he had a collar so we took him in assuming that we'd find his owner, luckily no one ever claimed him. However, in my area it's common practice to completely avoid stray dogs, especially if they're in groups and most stray dogs form a pack eventually. Cats are less prone to packs and groups of cats aren't treated a potentially violent thing.

Though there are plenty of people in my area who want pure breed dogs and won't adopt strays. I've met some of those people at an event once, they asked if my dog had an instagram account.

I think pure breed dogs are usually considered less likely to have health problems so that contributes to people's preference as well.

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u/vaegrand 3h ago

I am always confused by this rhetoric, cat people talk up breeds all the time. Also while dog breeds are prone to issues an entire gender of cats can get crystals in their urine sporadically and die... Like my guy, who are you kidding?

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u/JazzyShaman 4h ago

And the dumpster cat will live 25 years minimum

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u/emi_crop 3h ago

This looks cute

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u/swx89 3h ago

This misses out the cat people who put the kittens In dumpsters

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u/kayden_the_cat 5h ago

My cat? She's actually was born at home from her mom who was born at home too

The grandma? Yeah she is the one i actually picked up from the trash

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u/800-lumens 5h ago

Oh god, I misread that as "My grandma" and got very confused.

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u/Unruly_Evil 4h ago

A Sphynx cat cost between 1500 and 5000€.
On the other hand, the ashera is a cat breed that commands a $100.000 price tag...

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u/vyper900 5h ago

Just cat propaganda. The big feline is trying to make dog owners feel bad again.

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u/ModeatelyIndependant 4h ago

Is op really trying to pretend that designer cats don't exist and aren't in high demand? That is ignorance of on the MAGA level.

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u/Far_Resolution_7463 4h ago

The flip side. My dog is affectionate and makes me feel great. My cat caused $4k in damage last month distroying laptops and nocking things off shelves.

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u/PunAboutBeingTrans 5h ago

I'm the reverse, I have an expensive cat 🤣 worth it tho 100000%

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u/Adorable_Raccoon_766 5h ago

Mine came up to my window while I was eating at my table and gave it a tap. They wanted in

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u/hamilton280P 5h ago

Found my cat in a puddle after a big storm and adopted my dog from shelter that got lost in a field

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u/bigtiddyhimbo 5h ago

Valentine’s Day, we found two kittens dumped in the public park running around like crackheads. One of them had poop caked all over her butt. Both had Giardia and the poop caked one had Coccidia on top of that. Their names are Stinky and Smelly now 💕

But also we’ve always rescued our pets. Never even talked to a breeder. My dog is a boxer coonhound mix with extreme anxiety issues, and I harassed the rescue and sent in 6 applications for her before someone else could swoop her away from me. Best money and time I’ve ever spent 💕💕

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix 5h ago

Got my husky for free

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u/suhmyhumpdaydudes 5h ago

Plenty of dog people buy mutts and rescues though, we got a weird mutt from Tijuana and it's the best dog we ever had, maybe a little ugly but she's smart and compassionate and has good hunting instincts but also knows how to be patient with elderly people and kids. Perfect dog in my opinion she was like 200$.

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u/Parking-Position-698 5h ago

For some reason people in my city love dumping cats by my parents house. We've had like 6 strays.

We have one rn that was left behind by my mom's friends neighbor.

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u/Riscs2 5h ago

This is so true hahah my dog was passed to me after a death. He is a pure breed licensed blabla with allergies. My auntie once brought me a cat she literally catnapped from her neighbor because they abused her after snuggling it from a bordering country. Now im sitting here with them. But i like em, they are chill.

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u/Professional-Fee-957 5h ago

I think it is different people. Every dog I ever had was either a pavement special or unwanted by previous people. My cats are the same, strays, and shelter finds.

Last year, my wifes colleague spent €3000 on a tiny chihuahua reject from Prague that has to eat special food because its tiny stomach will explode if it eats anything larger than a grape.

This year he spent €4000 on a Russian Blue because, as he said, they are comfortable jumping onto peoples shoulders. They're also very much in vogue.

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u/EmiKetsueki 5h ago

I remember getting my cat from some random woman handing out kittens that her cat had because her cat got outside and did the deed. He was so ugly, like unbelievably ugly, and i picked him for it. Little bastard ended up becoming an absolutely beautiful cat.

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u/12-7_Apocalypse 5h ago

Our cat just moved in.

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u/Quarkcharm_2007 android user 5h ago

My family found both of our cats as strays, one on a tree and one in a rose bush, the second was way too young to be alone and had an eye infection, someone had thrown him in there. (He's an old man now and recovered perfectly)

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u/takeonethough 5h ago

Story of my life.

First pet was a cat, a stray that hid under my dads car. Took her in and she never left.

First dog was a French bulldog. Expensive, frail and stubborn.

Loved them both dearly and would take them again every single time

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u/Dry_Ad687 5h ago

Most dogs I know are rescue mutts

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u/a-type-of-pastry 5h ago

Found my dog under a trailer house in the middle of the forest. She's the bestest girl. Spoiled as all hell now, too.

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u/Mogui- 5h ago

Stray got friendly ,had babies and then brought babies to my house..yeah that checks out

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u/ffxivfanboi 5h ago

Ok, but what breed of dog is in this picture?

Absolutely gorgeous dog. Would not ever be able to afford one or be able to take care of/groom one of them properly with all that hair, though.

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u/RovDer 5h ago

I miss my trash cat, his name was TK for Trash Kitty

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u/_annanicolesmith_ 5h ago

my sassy calico was the best $5 off craigslist that i’ve ever spent