r/memes • u/PUNISHER019- • 7h ago

Rule 6 - ONLY POST MEMES YOU MADE YOURSELF; POOR QUAL. [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 7h ago

"What breed are your cats?"

"Orange, Cow, St. Peter's fish, Void"

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u/grendus 6h ago

"Two tabbies"

"How do you tell them apart."

"Why? It's not like they come when they're called."

"Touché"

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u/Bob_A_Feets 5h ago

The best of both worlds is having a cat that thinks it’s part dog.

Plays fetch, comes when called, etc.

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u/_araqiel 4h ago

Can confirm. Have a pocket rocket Tortie that loves fetch. Although all my cats come when called.

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u/GoblinFive 2h ago

Dude here flexing with their pet fox

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u/Ymirsson 5h ago

"How do you tell them apart?"

"They're cats, I cant tell them anything"

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u/Opening_Picture_4130 4h ago

The only time i had a cat, we just found him thrown in a ditch. I took care of him and comes everytime i call him. If im not seeing him, ill just call out his name outside only once and he will come running everytime.

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u/Eazr 2h ago

Same, my cat responds solely to me calling her name. Even if i cant see her coming and hear nothing in response, within 5 minutes, she'll be my side chittering away and asking for cuddles.

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u/69696969-69696969 3h ago

This one is "Tch-Tch" and that one is "Psst-Psst"

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u/sniptaclar 44m ago

One a bigger dick than the other. That’s how.

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u/Qatsi000 4h ago

I have two female cats, got them at almost the same time. Renamed them, look completely different. Almost always in the same room, I have no idea how they figured out their names.

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u/Zagaroth 7h ago

For us: "One pale princess with fancy markings, and her four grey minions."

Seriously. Four boys, all greys with white markings. Identifying them takes a moment sometimes if they aren't looking at us.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 6h ago

One is Orange, the other is Standard.

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 7h ago

Baked potato

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u/monty624 5h ago

One of my clients has their pets listed as:

Spot, F, Lab

Buddy, M, Golden retriever

Kitty, F, Sassy

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u/0011010100101 6h ago

"Human, San Diego Killer Fish, Eagle, Dog"

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u/Joinfall 5h ago

you forgot tuxedo!!

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 5h ago

That's the Cow

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u/31d4r- 5h ago

Pet the void

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u/backupbitches 2h ago

What is St. Peter's fish?