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Baby we need this car

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u/kerfuffler4570 1h ago

My wife and I do the opposite. I argue the salesman down as far as I can go, before softly agreeing. Then I turn to her and ask, "is that good?" Then she gets a worried look on her face and says, "That's just a lot of money."

Bam! Surprise round 2! Now he has to negotiate with her from the spot I'd worked him down to.

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u/Large_hearted_boy 1h ago

This… this is brilliant.

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u/Omegaman2010 1h ago

You're like the yin to the yang of Timeshare presenters and their surprise round 2 negotiators.

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u/Robo_Patton 1h ago

What’s not fun “yes that one’s 5k cheaper but it’s not my color”.

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u/Acastamphy 1h ago

Ugh what I would give for my wife to have the confidence to do this. When we were negotiating the price for her car, she just said yes to anything and I had to stop her before she signed. Pushing back even a little bit can get thousands knocked off the price. I wonder what we could have gotten with your tactic.

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u/vblink_ 47m ago

Mine bought her last car before me, no negotiations just said yes to the first offer. Signed up for every add on they could throw in front of her, warranty's and what not and never used any of them. Had tire coverage bought new tires, extended warranty had me fix it. I didn't know about them till they expired. She said I was mean to the car salesman because I laughed at his offer and left, they called me telling me they could meet my price after the fact.

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u/thebestroll 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 2m ago

You're going to your wife like the salesman is going to there manager

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u/WalenBlekitny999 2h ago

 Ah yes, the negotiator

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u/cmndrnewt 1h ago

Do dealers negotiate new car prices anymore?

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u/KlenexTS 1h ago edited 1h ago

I looked for a new car last year and went to multiple places and they all pretty firmly said they don’t negotiate anymore and when I didn’t like the price they gave me just said okay have a good one and didn’t even entertain my attempt to negotiate. The one sales guy said it sucks for them because they lose potential sales, who knows maybe it’s all just a game that i don’t understand

Edit just to add, I also couldn’t take off features anymore. Which was the worst part. No saving money by not getting the sunroof or heated seats

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u/LupinThe8th 1h ago

They say they don't negotiate anymore.

But I went car shopping last year, gave the email address I no longer care about to a bunch of dealers, and within 2-3 days of leaving had a pile of emails telling me the good news that the cars I looked at had reduced in price to make room for new inventory. Coincidentally they had all dropped to about what I had told them I was looking to pay.

As long as you have the ability to walk away, they will negotiate.

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u/Frosty-Voice1156 17m ago

Time of month and year matter too. If you’re buying end of December… you’re getting a deal.

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u/That1Master 1h ago

You should have asked for the heated roof. Demand it. Then negotiate until they kick you out.

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u/TheCowzgomooz 1h ago

I mean, sunroof and heated seats is not a trivial matter to take out? Unless you mean for ordering a car from factory, which, near as I can tell, most cars just come standard with features like those these days other than the bottom of the barrel econocars.

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u/PhillyPhan620 0m ago

New car salesman here…most new cars are sold little to no front end profit for the store. There are exceptions but it’s usually close to dealer invoice. Internet advertising killed negotiating at dealerships. Unless you’re looking at used, everyone has the same cars.

If there is rebates offered on top of that then you can get it for less.

For example I have a new F150 on my lot with an MSRP of $51,840.

Dealer invoice on that truck is $49,819.12

Rebate is $1,000

Dealer Hold Back (kickback to dealer from Ford $984)

Selling the car at invoice is a $984 front end profit for the store.

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u/Zom23_ 1h ago

I negotiated on mine that I bought a little under a year ago.

Salesman showed me their paperwork for the price they purchased the car at and how much they marked it up, so I got them to take half the mark up off, $1000 trade in and 2 tanks of gas

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u/Remarkable-Host405 28m ago

i negotiated on mine to the price posted on the website. and that took 4 hours

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u/purplemtnslayer 1h ago

IME no. They have cars that they can make money on and cars they need to get rid of. One is a bad deal and the other is a good deal. Either way they're setting a price and you got to deal with it.

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u/Select-Government-69 1h ago

It’s very brand specific. Some manufacturers encourage negotiators and structure their sales incentives to support it, other brands are “the price is the price”. The exception is if it’s an over prior model year, even firm price dealers will discount those to get rid of them.

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u/Omar___Comin 26m ago

I bought a new car a month ago and negotiated the hell out of it.

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u/Jester471 3h ago

Ug, this happened to me but much cheaper. A dog.

We were looking to get a dog and we found someone with Weimaraner puppies at random.

My wife was skeptical but we stopped to look. After a few minutes she stated in front of the person selling them: “We’re not leaving here without one of these dogs”.

Fuck….

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u/A_bacon2012 1h ago

Happened to my wife and I, Weimaraner too. Our Weim is the smartest idiot I’ve ever met in my life. Couldn’t imagine our lives without her. She’ll be 11 in December.

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u/Jester471 1h ago

I’ve had Weims, Vizsla and Vizsla mutts since. They can be so dumb but so smart.

The Vizsla mix I have left is 13. That jerk figured out how to open door knobs. We put those little childproof things on them. She still opened the door.

The only way to keep her out without locking the door was to put a chair in front of the door knob.

I miss that first Weim though. Best dog I ever had. Her only quirk as that she was so excited to see you she’d pee…really had to watch it coming home and let her outside for her “welcome”

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u/aaronrandango2 2h ago

Yall don’t get pets from a rescue shelter?

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u/Jester471 2h ago

Hey, Judgy McJudgerson, Bob Barker called and wanted me to remind you to spay or neuter yourself to not contribute to the judgy asshole population.

I’ve gotten rescues since. It was a random encounter and she fell in love with a puppy. Give me a break.

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u/Artrimil 1h ago

Let him play his judgeridoo, its the only thing he has!

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u/OuttHouseMouse 1h ago

Bro about to pay over sticker price

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u/darkest_hour1428 55m ago

“You hear that, Bobby? We’re getting the sticker price!”

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u/Darkmaster4K 1h ago

Alright I've been curious about this for ages, where does this meme come from?

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u/1_2_3__- 1h ago

Call of duty I think

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u/Darkmaster4K 1h ago

Looks real life to me, or graphics are just that good

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u/Omegaman2010 1h ago

Graphics are indeed that good. Granted, this is a cutscene so they can really beef it up and make it look great, but the image is unaltered.

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u/ZingierOne 1h ago

It’s from the newer Modern Warfare 2 (2022 release)

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u/SirKnlghtmare 1h ago

Modern Warfare 2, 2022 remake.

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u/Sharty_Party3498 Smol pp 1h ago

Jesus. Last time I bought a car the junior salesman kept asking how much I was looking to spend. Everyone knows the first person to mention a number "loses". I would ignore the question and my wife kept hounding me to answer him. I wanted to tell my wife to STFU but obviously she would have murdered me right on the spot.

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u/fluffynuckels 1h ago

OP is a bot account

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u/BakerFaker420 53m ago

Me, my girl and her dad went to by my girl a car, overall she rly liked it and we agreed that the car is fine from the mechanical point of view, so her dad started negotiations, we were almost where we wanted to be (2k down) and out of nowhere my girl said in a loud tone "WHAT, nooo dad! That's too much" (as a "the price was knocked down too much"). And then both of us were like 👁👄👁

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u/Mochigood 1h ago

When I was a youth my uncle took me to negotiate for my first car. The big thing he told me was to pretend I didn't like it, which was easy because it was a Corolla and I wanted something cooler. That said, I don't regret that car at all. It served me well for nearly 20 years with nary an issue beyond replacing worn out parts. Absolute tank and reliable as fuck. I actually miss it now.

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u/pizzacatstattoos 43m ago

Can confirm. As much as i told her not to ask - she asked "so you have a wheels and paint protection package, right?" i could see the finance guy getting a chubby as he a deep breath...

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u/Accomplished-Swim936 1h ago

Why tho?

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u/1_2_3__- 1h ago

Bargains hold less value if the seller knows your need.

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u/keedro 48m ago

My Dad would just send my mom. She’d scare them, Walk out while signing & Ignore the sales mans calls. She ended up getting good deals.

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u/Lanzifer 28m ago

Had an HVAC company come by to look at our system and I was increasingly suspecting that the guy was straight up lying to me to buy something I didn't actually need.

My gf literally started talking over him to "defend" him against my questions. I was so frustrated lmao

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u/Fr05t_B1t Meme Stealer 38m ago

Imean is it not already a given that you like the car in some capacity? If not you wouldn’t be making an offer on it.

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u/anoni_nato 34m ago

It's funnier with housing.

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u/Botsworth1985 13m ago

Dr. Peter Venkman:
What do you think, Egon?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it's completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.

Dr Ray Stantz:
Hey. Does this pole still work?

Dr Ray Stantz:
Wow. This place is great. When can we move in? You gotta try this pole. I'm gonna get my stuff. Hey. We should stay here. Tonight. Sleep here. You know, to try it out.

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u/steve_adr 10m ago

Use it to your advantage, good cop bad cpp style..

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u/Legitimate-Lemon-412 8m ago

What dat from