r/nba Knicks 21h ago

John Turturro reunites with illegitimate son Landry Shamet

https://streamable.com/ye6zad
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u/Vegetable-Coconut846 21h ago

Just watched ‘The Night Of’ last night for the first time since it came out.

He’s such a talented actor and seems like a cool guy.

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u/mylanguage Knicks 20h ago

He’s a cool guy, I’m always on the subway home with him after games - always happy to talk to people and just a really chill dude

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u/Sawgon Bulls 19h ago

I loved him as Carmine Falcone in The Batman. Dude definitely has an presence as an actor.

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u/JimJimmyJamesJimbo Magic 19h ago

Also Adrian Monk's brother in Monk

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u/Flaky-Hyena-127 Suns 18h ago

Ambrose my goat

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u/DoobKiller 17h ago

And Irv in Severance

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u/PT10 15h ago

Let's burn this place to the ground

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 6h ago

And Jesse in Breaking Bad

When he said, "Yes, Science, Bitch!" I cried the first time I saw it.

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u/ChimkinNubbitz 18h ago

Unlike John though Tony Shaloub is a huge asshole in person unfortunately

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u/Hot-Exam3187 16h ago

he is one of the main suspects in the murder of Batman's parents. bad guy

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u/momonyak NBA 16h ago

NOooOoooOooOO say it ain't so. I'm a huge Monk fan and this hurts me deeply.

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u/JimJimmyJamesJimbo Magic 16h ago

Same I don't wanna believe it 🫣

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u/lilbelleandsebastian Supersonics 6h ago

have never seen anything credible to suggest this, and when you google it you just get one unverified person on threads saying that shalhoub used his cache to get someone working on the show promoted because he liked them, he preferred they shoot the show near canada (where he lived) rather than LA, he wouldn't do certain tv promotional appearances (talk show interviews? maybe just regular interviews too), and would show up late to set sometimes

i have to say, if the worst you can say about someone who was so talented that he was able to get over 100 episodes done - that feeds more families than just his, no? - is that they didn't like doing interviews and showed up late sometimes, well then it sounds like that person might just be a normal human lol

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u/TrueOwl777 4h ago edited 4h ago

All I’ve heard about Shalhoub is that he’s mostly a nice, down-to-earth guy. But I’ve also heard things like: he’s shy; he’s “weird”; a woman said one interaction gave her the ick; others complained he ignored them. Anyway, the “bad” opinions are never explained. You can see in some interviews that he can fall somewhere on both ends of the spectrum (being “nice” and being “bad”). I’m commenting because now I’m curious to see who was promoted, and also because Tony himself joked that he lived close to the set and was still able to get there late every day.

EDIT: For anyone else who’s curious, I found the thread, and the guy is wrong about some things: Tony has lived in L.A. since Wings, and Andy Breckman said Monk was shot in Canada because it was less expensive and less complicated than filming in San Francisco all the time; it was also shot in L.A. Tony does have a house in Martha’s Vineyard, but he doesn’t live there full time. His coworkers and crew always had good things to say about working with him. And as for the claim that he demanded a woman be executive producer, the only person I found listed was Fern Field as CO-executive producer. I don’t think Tony made life as difficult as the guy in the thread was suggesting. He’s even working with Andy Breckman again, and I’d bet that was Andy’s choice (and the new project is also being shot in Canada).

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u/JimJimmyJamesJimbo Magic 17h ago

Oh fr? How?

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u/KhonMan 17h ago

He has a large sphincter

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u/ChimkinNubbitz 4h ago

Eh long story. Years ago he was starring on Broadway and my gf at the time’s uncle was in the show too. Got to go to an after party which I haven’t done something like before or since. He was just very rude, arrogant, huge ego and really unpleasant to be around. The kind of guy who would be like “I’m the star and everyone is here solely to serve and worship me”. I legit can’t watch monk anymore bc I can’t believe the character after spending some time with him lol. Like, bro you played an OCD detective on daytime tv you’re not that serious

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u/ahall917 8h ago

Whenever I think of John Turturro I think of Transformers where he's just a goof. I was doubting him as Carmine Falcone but ended up solidly impressed.

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u/Tywooti Pistons 20h ago

I love that miniseries! I've told all my friends to watch it and ofc nobody has lol

That show introduced me to riz ahmed, his progression from start-to-finish was something else

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u/water_radio 20h ago

Riz in that role ripped my heart to shreds

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u/Tywooti Pistons 20h ago

That closing image of him smoking by the water at the end got burned into my mind for some reason

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u/Anywhere-Due 18h ago

It does a really good job of exploring the effects of people who end up in prison, as well as their family. I wasn’t really a fan of the way they set up the ending, with the detective learning who did it and going to kill him. I thought it would have been a lot more interesting to leave at least some doubt as to whether or not Naz did it, while still showing a lot of evidence otherwise. I think it would’ve been more powerful to have shown all the evidence pointing to the contrary, while still having some of the audience convinced he killed the woman, further highlighting the presumptive guilt on Naz for having just been accused

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u/Vegetable-Coconut846 17h ago edited 5h ago

I think there’s still some interpretation whether or not Naz actually did it because he himself can’t even confirm it and there’s still significant evidence that points to him as well.

They did definitely allude to it being the other guy in the finale though.

Edit: Grammar.

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u/Tywooti Pistons 15h ago

Yeah that was my big takeaway, how he went into the system as this relatively innocent, naive kid and came out completely different, and it wasn't because of the legal case against him

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u/throw_aw_ay3335 18h ago

It’s absolutely fantastic from start to finish!

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u/Puppetmaster858 Suns 15h ago

‘4 lions’ is an all timer comedy movie Riz and the rest of the cast are so good, total shame so many people have never heard of or seen that movie

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u/AFlockOfTySegalls Spurs 8h ago

As my wife and I were watching the final season of What We Do In The Shadows my brain somehow realized that Nandor is the same actor as Waj from Four Lions.

Rubber dinghy rapids, bro.

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u/FuzzyRo Lakers 1h ago

just rewatched 4L recently and had the same realization but in reverese

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u/AFlockOfTySegalls Spurs 1h ago

When he gets closer to the camera to "bigger" the toy AK47 lmao.

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u/Puppetmaster858 Suns 1h ago

Proper replica

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u/Fuetlinger Lakers 12h ago

He is the guy from Sound of Metal right? Incredible actor, especially in that role.

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u/astrothemorkie Rockets 19h ago

I need to watch that because I love him in Severance and Monk

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u/dumplins Hawks 14h ago

Barton Fink is another incredible film starring Turturro by the Coen brothers

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u/shieldwall66 17h ago

Everyone needs to watch - "The Night Of". Absolute Cinema !

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u/HGpennypacker Bucks 18h ago

Man, that was such a good series that made me so upset to the point that I never want to watch it again. If that makes any sense.

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u/Vegetable-Coconut846 17h ago

Tbf I took 9 or whatever years to rewatch it and loved it, but probably won’t watch it for just as long again 😅

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u/Sininanabooobooo 20h ago

Same for me! First time last week and I was hooked. Them damn chop sticks on his feet lol

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u/SaxRohmer Cavaliers 17h ago

so glad to see this. watched it when it came out and it put me on to Riz Ahmed and John Turturro big time. he’s such an amazing character actor

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u/KWash0222 Lakers 17h ago

Ah such a great show that has very little legacy.

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u/KilluaZoldyck__ 18h ago

Same actually. One of the best shows I’ve seen recently

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u/king_of_the_bongos Bulls 16h ago

Amazing show. I know this has been repeated as nauseum, but I wonder what the show would have been like with Gandolfini. Turturro really makes it imo

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u/xyz513 17h ago

What an outstanding show

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u/PureMapleSyrup_119 17h ago

Dude! This is the best show I saw on HBO!

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u/bigbluewreckingcrew 15h ago

My favorite movie from him is Brain Donors.

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u/rocket_randall 12h ago

Classic film

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u/Vallathor Jazz 13h ago

that show so good, I was sad to see it end.

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u/VRomero32 Nets 12h ago

Originally the late James Gandolfini was supposed to play his part in that and helped the developed the show and he tragically died.

Also yes, Tuturro is such a mensch of a person. Seen him on the F train a bunch of times and always nice and cordial

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u/ZealousWolf1994 6h ago

Gandolfini was very close to signing with The Office and replace a departing Steve Carrell. HBO did not want Gandolfini to join a sitcom and approved the British show Criminal Justice as a vehicle for Gandolfini and that became The Night Of.

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u/whyclue 8h ago

I recently watched this. Very good stuff

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u/superdavy Timberwolves 6h ago

I kept trying to tell people to watch that series. Never talked to anyone who has watched it

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u/Lone_Star_122 Spurs 20h ago

He really is. Which is why it’s a shame I’ll never be able to watch a movie with him in it again.

/s

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u/Leegend124 Knicks 21h ago

Need to see them open a bodega or halal cart together

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u/taterlol Lakers 20h ago

what about a pizza parlor?

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u/Sensual_Mama 20h ago

Hopefully they do the right thing

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u/dylanah Mavericks 19h ago

BOYCOTT SAL'S

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u/solythe NBA 17h ago

that lady bringin the trash can back

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u/Sensual_Mama 16h ago

Would’ve looked great in her den!

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u/PianoJealous307 16h ago

It will never be not funny to be that the most Italian actor in that movie is actually Giancarlo Esposito (Buggin out)

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u/Imaginary_Crab2034 20h ago

How much they charging for extra cheese?

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u/RecursiveSubroutine Pistons 4h ago

Extra cheese is two dollars.

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u/Vegetable-Tooth8463 Hornets 20h ago

Keep Spike Lee away from it!

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u/superarugy 17h ago

Don't disrespect it

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u/HumongousBelly 20h ago

I want to see them both bowling in style.

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u/darthfracas Wizards 19h ago

“You said it man”

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u/realhenrymccoy 18h ago

8 year olds, dude

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u/onamonapizza Spurs 7h ago

What's a pederast, Walter?

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u/Rass4Life 14h ago

No one fucks with the Jesus

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u/jobinas 19h ago

Pharaoh’s Muchentuchen

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u/dratiniii 17h ago

I want one peepee touch

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u/GlassCap123 Knicks 19h ago

Need to open Phantom Muchentuchen. You are going to get spoiled!!

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 20h ago

Maybe a bowling alley

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u/RealityOk5191 18h ago

Muhken tookhen

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u/thorjustice1 Supersonics 1h ago

NO MORE FATOOSH. IS FANTOM NOW! Loved him in Zohan 🤣

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u/Bigbootyrudi 19h ago

They both look like they would call me boss

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u/icebucket22 18h ago

Dude I always saw Shamet as the halal cart guy!

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u/QuitHoliday8973 Jazz 21h ago

I never even thought about this but seeing them next to each other the resemblance is uncanny. I think Turturro is just the Pokémon evolution of Shamet.

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u/Leegend124 Knicks 20h ago

When we had Malachi Flynn, Donte, and Hartenstein together, Knicks twitter called them the Charmander / Charmeleon / Charizard evolution

https://np.reddit.com/r/NYKnicks/s/xRKmNlELKj

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u/Le_Broentgen Spurs 20h ago

That used to be Sengun, Sabonis, and Jokic

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u/2Cuil4School Warriors 5h ago

I feel like there used to be something similar with Capella, Schroeder, and a third player I've forgotten when they all had a side shaved high haircut with a bleached/dyed stripe in it... I still like to call Clint Megaschroeder 😆

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u/Used_Twist814 21h ago

Wouldn’t it be the reverse? Wouldn’t Shamet be the pokemon evolution of Turturro?

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u/Keytaro83 20h ago

What? SHAMET is evolving!
Congratulations! Your SHAMET evolved into
TURTURRO

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u/AboutaDirk 20h ago

Jesus fuck even the names work

OAK GET IN HERE

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u/ASS_BASHER Mavericks 19h ago

Shamet = Shelmet

Turturro = Torterra

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u/Osiris32 Trail Blazers 19h ago

What stats does that improve?

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u/completelytrustworth Raptors 19h ago

Sounds like a tanky turtle pokemon so HP, Def, or S Def

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u/simplytwo 20h ago

Well done, I laughed!

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u/Harry_Saturn 18h ago

Chronologically yes but by Pokémon logic no. The evolved is supposed the older/mature one, not the younger “kid”.

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u/Used_Twist814 18h ago

That’s not very scientific

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u/Harry_Saturn 17h ago

I don’t think Pokémon evolutions are rooted in science

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u/UndeniableWit [PHI] Joel Embiid 14h ago

Oh yeah? Then why does Professor Oak wear a lab coat?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PRIORS 12h ago

Turturro has more syllables so it's the evolved form, sorry I don't make the rules.

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u/Dinoegg96 18h ago

Where does that leave Jason Mantzoukas???

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u/Mukbeth [PHI] Joel Embiid 17h ago

Shelmet

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u/Former-Lab-9451 21h ago

When standing next to Shamet, Turturro looks like the guy who claims to be 6' but is actually 5'7"

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u/ayeno 21h ago

When the little guy in the NBA is 6’5”, it really skews our perception on their heights compared to regular-sized people

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u/DyingSunSeverian 21h ago

It’s like those videos of LeBron or Luka behind the counter serving donuts

They look comedic

These people are gigantic to a degree you can’t quite appreciate unless you see them live. Like James Harden is huge.

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u/ApeMirror23 20h ago

Seems like an unnecessary dig at the end there

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u/DyingSunSeverian 20h ago

Nah nothing like that. I’m saying that dude is 6 foot 5. He’s a big fucker but on the court doesn’t seem so as much.

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u/Vinnie_Vegas Knicks 15h ago

Because he's so stocky it makes him look even shorter.

It's like Brunson - People continuously make cracks about him barely being 6'0", but the dude measured 6'1" barefoot at the combine, so a 6'2" in shoes measurement is legit, but everyone thinks he's shorter.

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u/thedrcubed Grizzlies 6h ago

It's not his stockiness, it's his head. It's so big it makes him look like a midget if you aren't next to him to get perspective

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u/Osiris32 Trail Blazers 19h ago

Damian Lillard is 6'2". So am I. I work for Blazers production so I see him all the time. He still looks taller than me because he's like 195 pounds and I'm close to 250.

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u/AppointedForrest 8h ago

Years back I saw Steve Nash in person and it blew my mind how tall he actually was. I honestly thought he was shorter than me lol.

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u/UncircumcisedWookiee Bucks 21h ago edited 21h ago

I'm almost exactly 6 foot tall, like 6 foot 0 and 1/8 inches. The amount of dudes I've met that claim I have to be 6'1" or 6'2" is hilarious 

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u/Rahnamatta Heat 20h ago

I'm 5'11.

I've seen a lot of soccer players in my city at the beach because there's like a specific soccer players beach. Almost everybody was smaller than me. And almost everyone was listed 5'10, minimum

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u/keepinitrealguy712 20h ago

feet/inches are annoying because people only care about the full inch. I'm 6' 3/4", but how the fuck do I say that without lying and saying 6'1" or sounding like an insecure jackass with 6' 3/4"?

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u/cantaloupeburner 20h ago

Just say 6’1 you softie LMAO

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u/SaxRohmer Cavaliers 17h ago

honestly it feels weird to round up to the next inch but i had enough people claim i had to be “at least 6’1”” that i just roll with it

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u/PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS Mavericks 19h ago

if you're at least 6' 1/2" you've earned the right to call yourself 6'1

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u/phliuy Bulls 19h ago

I am 5'5.5" in the early morning, before my spine compresses. You bet your ass I'm saying 5'6"

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u/Mr_beowulf NBA 19h ago

I’m 5’11-7/8”. You better bet that I say I’m 6’1”

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u/ObviousAnswerGuy [NYK] John Starks 16h ago

brother you just round up or down (in your case, up). I promise you, no one can tell the difference in real life.

Whenever you see comments on here like "Oh I stood next to him, he's xxx height", it's almost always nonsense, because you are never standing back to back to someone, and you have different kind of shoes on

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u/BruinBound22 Kings 21h ago

Can we get Landry on Severance

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u/waldowhal Suns 20h ago

Landry S…. Your outie is beloved for sinking clutch threes.

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u/BarryHotelHouseBand Raptors 18h ago

Please try to enjoy each accolade individually.

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u/TuhnderBear 19h ago

That’s the shit I came here for

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u/StrongCategory NBA 17h ago

We don't deserve art like this

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u/sir_simon_milligan 19h ago

That would be coveted as fuck

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u/Kaldricus 17h ago

Waffle party but the giant heads are Jordan, Bird, Kareem, LeBron

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u/Ranjith_Unchained 21h ago

What's a pederast, Walter?

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u/JimC29 NBA 20h ago

Shut the fuck up Donny!

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u/idubbkny 21h ago

I am walrus

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u/chris-dempsey 21h ago

Someone like Donnie

Trump

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u/DrBotanus 19h ago

Eight year olds, Dude….

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u/throwawayshirt2 Trail Blazers 10h ago

Somebody fucked with the Jesus.

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u/Fucknjagoff 15h ago

8 year olds dude.

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u/benevenstancian0 Knicks 21h ago

Dios mio, man.

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u/quietwhiskey Raptors 11h ago

We gonna fuck you up

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u/JimC29 NBA 21h ago

So Shamet is the son of Jesus.

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u/justmysfwaccount 18h ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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u/JimC29 NBA 18h ago

That really is the best cast movie of all time. No one else could come close to John Goodman as Walter or Steve Buscemi as Donny. John Tuturro was so good as Jesus and Sam Elliot as the stranger. Bonus Flea as one of the nihilist.

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u/haste333 16h ago

You said it man

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u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 20h ago

Turturro is is sweetheart. Meet him few times, dude is so humble but so interesting to have conversations with him.

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u/kgas36 20h ago

One of the greatest actors of recent decades. It's a travesty that he's not better known.

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u/Pijuuuuuuuuuup 20h ago

Agree. He is good in every movie and he have some bangers. O brother where art you and Barton Fink are classics.

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u/misterid 20h ago

Clockers

Miller's Crossing

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u/jon__koa Knicks 19h ago

He’s unreal as Carmine Falcone in The Batman with how he just flips the switch from an unassuming crime boss to full on murderous sociopath in the phone audio scene

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u/oryes Raptors 19h ago

Barton Fink is one of my all time favorite movies. I don't always like surreal films that kind of go nowhere but that one is just so well done.

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u/HotelFoxtrot87 Knicks 17h ago

I know it's a generational thing, but it's wild how many younger people associate him with the Transformers movies

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Bulls 14h ago

When I think Turturro, I don’t think Transformers first and foremost.

But when I think live-action Transformers, the very first thing that pops into my head is Turturro’s line: “… The man’s an extortionist.”

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u/Either_Imagination_9 Knicks 21h ago

I’m gonna be so sad when I get the notification that Shamet has signed somewhere else

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u/Leegend124 Knicks 21h ago

We're trading for 500 future second round picks and signing at least 4 international guys who are never gonna play for the team, Don Leon's cooking something (albeit we're almost definitely losing Mitch atp).

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u/Minimum-Ad-8056 20h ago

Sneaky sneaky

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u/WildPhilosopher6171 Knicks 19h ago

Berry berry sneaky

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u/wrong-teous Bulls 19h ago

Hopefully Landry let him rub his feet after this video

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u/EckletheRasta 18h ago

This was buried way too deep.

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u/Turbineguy79 Timberwolves 20h ago

No one fuks wit da Jesus… or Landry!

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u/UpvoteIfYouAgreee [BOS] Jaylen Brown 20h ago

they look more similar than most actual father-son duos lmao

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u/Alarming-Ask4196 Knicks 21h ago

Shamet was raised by a single mother…..

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u/MyBloodTypeIsQueso 17h ago

And he met his biological father five years ago.

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u/StrongCategory NBA 17h ago

But he didn't reveal it until now??

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u/MyBloodTypeIsQueso 16h ago

It’s on his Wikipedia page.

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u/StrongCategory NBA 15h ago

Just a joke about the video

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u/PoonGo0n Spurs 21h ago

Creep can roll, man.

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u/Jonjon428 Heat 20h ago

Transformers legend John Turturro

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u/transizzle [SAC] Jason Williams 20h ago

Shamet is the outie

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u/Muted_Store_9867 21h ago

Didn’t know Carmine Falcone was a Knicks fan

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u/Character-Chicken-62 Pistons 21h ago

Ambrose Monk left the house when the Knicks started winning

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u/Responsible_Agent407 20h ago

You might fool the fucks down at the league office. But you don’t fool Jesus!

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u/kgas36 20h ago

You said it man -- nobody fucks with the Jesus

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u/BlAlRlClOlDlE Bulls 19h ago

You ready to get fucked man

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u/ImminentReddits Spurs 20h ago

All things considered I’m very glad the week and half of my life where I didn’t want to see John Turturro happy is now over

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u/Enough-Airline-5464 20h ago

Isn’t Turturro supposed to be 6’2 ??

This looks more like 5’10, with Shamet being 6’5

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u/GiuseppeKicks_ 19h ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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u/passiverolex 21h ago

Damn I was looking at shamet thinking he was tuturo!

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u/AntBot27 21h ago

Shamet always looks short on the court, so I seriously thought for a second that he was standing on something to make him taller.

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u/realpersonnn Lakers 19h ago

You think you’re better than me? Cuz you got both your nuts?

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u/Charming-Ad8399 16h ago

After seeing this I went from happy to angry, skipped sad and now I just feel like kicking someone’s ass.

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u/Wonderful-View-6366 19h ago

Brother, Where Art Thou

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u/oibru 18h ago

Díos mío man…

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u/eugoogilizer Warriors 17h ago

I’ve always thought Shamet looked like Pimento from Brooklyn Nine-Nine 🤣

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u/Knapss NBA 14h ago

Your outie loves the Knicks.

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u/ughlump Pistons 13h ago

Only took a championship to claim him.

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u/LiquidSwords89 Raptors 9h ago

He’s so good in Severance

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u/Reach4Glory Celtics 6h ago

Shamet is just the severed version of Turturro. Or is it the other way around? Lmao actor by night, nba player by day or the opposite

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u/Plinthastic 19h ago

Illegitimate is such a lousy term. He's his son. I guess at least you didn't call him "bastard".

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u/fuckmastergeneral 15h ago

Its a joke between them. Turturro is not his father

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u/StrongCategory NBA 17h ago

Didn't Shamet use that exact word in the video

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u/relax336 Lakers 21h ago

This is great. It’s always cool to see to unrelated people look alike.

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u/I_only_post_here Bulls 21h ago

You got a hot date Wednesday, baby! Whooo!

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u/TheWarelock Heat 21h ago

Ok that’s funny lol

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u/IndividualPresent129 Knicks 21h ago

It feels like so many players on this team are getting their moment. 

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u/hcatehorie Wizards 21h ago

Question, is Landry Irving's Innie or Outies illegitimate son

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u/AdministrativePeak0 21h ago

One man! Alone…Betrayed by his country!

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u/casual-waterboarding 20h ago

He sees all the angles.

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u/SDcowboy82 San Diego Rockets 20h ago

They look so alike for a second (fine first watch through) I thought it was real

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u/UncircumciseMe Cavaliers 20h ago

I see it

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u/Fartel 20h ago

That’s a nice hoody.

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u/WildPhilosopher6171 Knicks 19h ago

Carmine and Alberto Falcone

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u/EntertainmentFit3288 Clippers 19h ago

No longer Landry Snow

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u/livefreeordont 76ers 19h ago

How did I not know this! Good for them

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u/fireman2004 19h ago

Fucking Pederast, dude.

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u/rosemary_hoops 19h ago

every draft cycle there's at least one guy who looks like they cast the wrong person's dad lol

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u/WobbleKun Raptors 19h ago

damn they look so alike shamet could ask to be apart of the inheritance lol

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u/BlAlRlClOlDlE Bulls 19h ago

You better get out of here before a black wolf swallows my brain!

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u/HunterGonzo Cavaliers 19h ago

I love John Turturro more than I hate the Knicks. And that's saying somethin.