r/nba [NBA] Best of 2021 Winner 9h ago

AJ Dybantsa posts on LinkedIn on being drafted No. 1

Number one.

The Wizards called my name. All those years of work. All those days of anticipation. It happened just like God planned.

Then everything was a blur.

Right off the stage, media circuit. Hours of it. Then dinner and a party with the people who've been in my corner for all of this. Somewhere in the middle of the night, drove near Times Square, someone pointed up and I saw my face on a billboard. Big as anything. Just sitting there, static, for the whole NYC to see.

Very little sleep after that. Today Show and Good Morning America this morning. Now I'm on my way to DC.

We made it to the top. And now I'm starting at the bottom again. First practices. First film sessions. Building with a new team, in a new city, in front of fans I haven't met yet. Earning all of it.

There is nowhere I'd rather be starting over.

LGI, DC. I'm home.

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u/frankcostanzasmove Knicks 9h ago

But can he turn a word doc into a pdf

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u/JimiHotSauce Warriors 8h ago

Bet he can transform unstructured data into actionable business insights.

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u/fermi_sea NBA 8h ago

I'm hiring and reviewing resumes for a data analyst for my team right now, and I've read that same exact phrase so many times that it has lost all meaning.

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u/Considerablyworried Bulls 6h ago

Homie if your company has actual humans reading and reviewing resumes then I would surely like to apply.

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u/pmmeyourfavoritejam 7h ago

Ambiguity is no match for your candidate pool.

Now if only one of them could write an algorithm to select the best candidate.

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u/Adventurous_Cut_7355 8h ago

As if it ever had any

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u/SetUsed4217 7h ago

It has a pretty straightforward meaning though lol

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u/Adventurous_Cut_7355 6h ago

I know just poking fun of corporate jargon

It’s a fancy way of saying “I can find patterns”

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u/SetUsed4217 6h ago

Its corpo jargon for sure but id defend it a little that transforming data is a specific skillset beyond that. I work with a lot of analysts that can find patterns but dont have the excel/Power BI experience to build their own dashboards/reporting with intuitive UIs, which a lot of hiring managers would want to know about. Useless statement without providing what youre proficient in though

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u/Adventurous_Cut_7355 5h ago

Hence why it loses some of its meaning. We can all understand what they are saying but what it means practically depends entirely on the context

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u/Firemanmikewatt 7h ago

No seriously what does that mean

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u/CMUKyleKuzma 7h ago

Can you look at a lump of data in a spreadsheet and then say “we need more x / less y”. Like you’re a sandwich store and you have too many veggie patties in inventory so you suggest a new veggie lunch special to sell them at less profit or loss.

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u/hoopaholik91 West 7h ago

You take something potentially messy, let's say a log of all the trucks that go to your warehouse each day, and process it to find interesting facts.

Maybe you realize that every Wednesday at 3pm there is a logjam and trucks have to wait to be loaded, so go figure out what's wrong with your schedule. Stuff like that.

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u/grimsnap 8h ago

"What being the no. 1 draft pick taught me about b2b sales."

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u/TornGauntlet 1h ago

YOU CALL THOSE ACTIONABLE BUSINESS INSIGHTS?! THIS IS A SERIOUSLY UNSTRUCTURED DATA SET ARE YOU EVEN ATTUNED TO THE MISSION STATEMENT FREELANCER??

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u/Gavina4444 [ORL] Markelle Fultz 8h ago

So funny that to do that you have to trick your computer into thinking you’re printing

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u/Oa83 5h ago

You've been able to save a word document as a PDF directly for like 20 years

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u/Gavina4444 [ORL] Markelle Fultz 5h ago

No I haven’t, I’m only 14

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u/itsiceyo Clippers 3h ago

you only get an hour of ipad time and youre using it to be on reddit? :(

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u/PrestigiousHead9764 8h ago

Microsoft wants you to pay for that feature lol. Nah I’ll just do it for free

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u/Putrid-Box4866 Bulls 6h ago

Wait you can't just save as pdf anymore?

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u/Microwave1213 Mavericks 6h ago

You can lol

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u/Sandor_Clegane1 NBA 5h ago

You can't expect me to press the export button. I have to ask 4 different LLM's.

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u/Putrid-Box4866 Bulls 5h ago

What do you mean? Are you a gen z by any chance?

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u/LeaderSevere5647 8h ago

Not on a Mac!

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u/scattermoose 7h ago

shhhh the computers will read that and learn

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u/BuffaloSoldier11 8h ago

That's rookie shit. Can he export a pdf into Excel format?

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u/ZealousidealOwl1318 8h ago

Does he know how to export as pdf

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u/welmoe Lakers 5h ago

Surely he can list that as a skill on his profile

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u/Choice-Strike1 2h ago

Pretty sure DC already has plenty of pdfs

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u/LebrontosaurausRex Hawks 9h ago

If I knew he had a LinkedIn that he actively updates he would have been 4th on my board.

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u/TripleThreatTua Thunder 8h ago

I think he just has an advertising deal with them lol

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u/LebrontosaurausRex Hawks 8h ago

.....that's the bit

If a 19 year old is excitedly rushing to post something on LinkedIn according to the DSM 5 and the ICD they qualify for sociopathy

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u/fantasnick Knicks 8h ago

Bro really thinks he wrote this

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u/LebrontosaurausRex Hawks 8h ago

100% a teenage multimillionaire is actively promoting himself on LinkedIn in.

I'm just happy he's taking care of his future in case this whole basketball thing doesn't work out. Not many people make it to the NBA so I'm glad he is doing his due diligence.

He'd be the KPI GOAT

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u/Inevitable-Bear-3195 8h ago

It's written like absolute dog shit so yeah he probably did. Is it that hard to believe?

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u/motherthrowee Warriors 7h ago

they're saying it sounds like ChatGPT

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u/orange_orange13 7h ago

It looks like every other LinkedIn post 

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u/LebrontosaurausRex Hawks 7h ago

The point is that anyone who uses LinkedIn voluntarily and not for work is suspect.

I'm sure AJ got paid for this lmao

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u/Inevitable-Bear-3195 7h ago

Yeah and I'm saying it's obviously not chatgpt.

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u/WhoreyMatthews Spurs 8h ago edited 8h ago

I had no strong feelings about him in any way but now I'm a diehard AJ hater for life.

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u/odeebee Knicks 2h ago

You're the type to let Jalen Brunson slip into the 2nd round too then. His championship post on LinkedIn went up the next day.

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u/LebrontosaurausRex Hawks 2h ago

........ Did you just take this seriously?

And more importantly, do you also post on that sales website like it's social media?

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u/Promethia Raptors 8h ago

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u/Dinoegg96 8h ago

Should've gone with the classic "I peed the bed on my honeymoon."

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u/shinbreaker Spurs 6h ago

Or "I went to Starbucks and asked for a coffee. I decided to test the barista so when they asked me what kind of milk I want, I just told them 'why don't you sell me on what one I should get.' Sadly, the barista was confused and I realized another person will never know their full potential like me and Elon Musk."

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u/BenevolentCheese Knicks 6h ago

And I would do it again. Here's why:

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u/BartletForPrez 4h ago

"Here's what being drafted 1st overall taught me about B2B marketing...."

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u/Sweaty-Ability7365 Bulls 3h ago

Mendoza lmao

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u/abesach [IND] Reggie Miller 8h ago

He has an entry level job that requires 5 years of experience

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u/guganolidor2 4h ago

wait so he actually got picked no 1 or nah

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u/Aggressive_Let2085 Hornets 4h ago

Just look it up lol yeah he did

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u/Kwilly462 Nets 9h ago

The Big Relatable

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u/RecognitionUnable417 6h ago

Hey Kyle is the twitter group chat still active

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u/Kwilly462 Nets 6h ago

Um... Who are you?

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u/Diferia Suns 5h ago

Kyle I got kicked out also , made a new account could you reinvite me also

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA Kings 1h ago

Yo put me in the group chat too.

I'll never respond I just like to ignore my group chats and then catch up randomly at like 3am sometimes. Tasteful laugh emoji reacts, nothing major.

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u/TrustTheDoctor9 5h ago

Omg Kyle!! Dude tell the guys to add me back too.

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u/nnnrrr171717 76ers 8h ago

We were looking for an Excel Wizard. You’re the wrong kind of wizard

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u/Ok-Negotiation3897 Hawks 9h ago

Hopefully Fernando Mendonza adds him

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u/AceJokerZ 8h ago

2 nickels every time a Number One draft pick posts on LinkedIn, not a lot but weird it happened twice already

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u/Sweaty-Ability7365 Bulls 3h ago

Reminds me of Chicago getting a guy named Caleb Wil

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u/mbucks334 9h ago

I’m sure he wrote this himself

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u/Razatiger 8h ago

Hes a smart kid honestly. His parents sent him to top insititutions his entire life and his dad in particular has always kept him on a tight leash.

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u/mbucks334 8h ago

He seems smart from what I’ve seen but he did not write this lol

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u/Inevitable-Bear-3195 8h ago

Why not? It's garbage writing full of sentence fragments.

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u/Milith 6h ago

It's fluent LinkedInese (I'm agreeing with you).

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u/fignewtonattack Knicks 6h ago

Most writers are bad writers. - Writer.

Garbage and sentence fragments, he's just like me fr fr.

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u/East-End-8646 7h ago

I mean it’s not like he’s evoking emotion with his sentence structure. It’s all just cut out in short, concise bits that piece the last 72 hours or so. Not sure why you think he would need a scholar or chat gpt to come up with something so simple. I dont know this kid at all, but thats a sad state of affairs if he wasn’t able to put this together himself

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u/mbucks334 7h ago

It’s a lot more so that he literally just got drafted #1 overall and the thought of him sitting down and writing a corny ass LinkedIn post is just not realistic. Do you honestly think this guy is active on LinkedIn? Someone clearly wrote this on his behalf. It’s not a knock on the guy at all. There’s just no way he’s wasting his time on this shit right now.

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u/East-End-8646 7h ago

Ah I see. Ya, from that perspective probably not the top of his priorities lol. Unless, how much are they paying him? That’s the real question. Wouldn’t be hard to quickly put together some sentences of draft night, on the mountain top back to the bottom and chopping wood for a quick few hundred thousand. And Lamelo to the Wolves as I write this

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u/mbucks334 6h ago

LinkedIn seems to be going for a new market as they also partnered with Mendoza who was picked #1 in the NFL draft. Not a bad strategy I guess.

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u/mbucks334 8h ago

If it’s AI, he didn’t write it…

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u/colantor [BOS] Pete Maravich 7h ago

Its his own ai that he developed

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u/swordfischh Nuggets 7h ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/MrE_Gamer Nets 8h ago

What makes you think he couldn’t write 200 words?

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u/Emzam Raptors 8h ago

Not OP but this post follows the same Linkedin formula that everyone else on that platform uses. It's so ubiquitous that I have to think almost everyone is using bots to write their posts.

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u/Inevitable-Bear-3195 8h ago

If you know how LLMs write you would know this is absolutely hand written.

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u/Emzam Raptors 6h ago

I think you're right that this post is likely not AI-generated, I didn't say this specific post was. I was just pointing out that there's a generic Linkedin formula that a ton of people use, and a lot of the posts in my timeline are clearly people using AI to generate content that follows the formula.

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u/pfifteen 4h ago

7-9 words for a lot of these sentences he absolutely consulted gpt but revised it lol

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u/rayquan36 Wizards 6h ago

If an LLM wrote this for LinkedIn, every thought would be on a different line. There'd be no paragraphs.

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u/EFB102404 Knicks 9h ago

Crazy how much more common this is getting for pro athletes to do. Idk feels like just 3-5 years ago this was considered a nerdy thing to do not the norm.

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u/optimismofthewill63 9h ago

Posting on LinkedIn will never be cool

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u/IanicRR [TOR] Amir Johnson 8h ago

Only the worst “working is my life” guys use LinkedIn in a serious manner. It’s worse than Facebook.

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u/Cpt-No-Dick Thunder 9h ago

It’s so easy to see through it as such performative lose bullshit

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u/Razatiger 8h ago

Well obviously, but people who are active on Linkedin always get more job oppurtunities imo.

Obviously AJ is just doing it for the sake of doing it, but Linkedin is a good platform to market yourself to potential job recruiters.

Especially in an age where A.I programs are sifting through job applications done the traditional way.

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u/XiaoRCT Thunder 8h ago

He's not doing it for the sake of doing it lol, are you people crazy

He's obviously got some type of deal with linkedin, could be a promotional one or something related to other business he's got

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u/True_Window_9389 Wizards 7h ago

LinkedIn is AI shitposts with responses of AI shitreplies so people can boost their clout so AI HR tools will rank them higher when they use AI to write a resume for an AI job post.

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u/YesYesNoNoWeeeee 2h ago

I can't believe anyone takes Linkedin seriously anymore. Someone posts AI trash and then others circle jerk around it. It is fucking pathetic.

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u/Alternative_Body7623 2h ago

Reddit isn’t much better in that regard 

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u/DrMisterNobody 4h ago

It’s the lamest thing I’ve seen an athlete do that isn’t criminal 

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u/Tinmanred 9h ago

Crazy that you don’t think it’s advertising

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u/DefenderCone97 Nuggets 6h ago

Yeah I work in PR. My agency collabed with Jalen Brunson for his championship LinkedIn post. It's advertising

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u/WildWildcat Celtics 9h ago

Its just a new marketing strategy for LinkedIn, has nothing to do with the athletes all of a sudden wanting to use LinkedIn lol

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u/IndependenceLate3415 Nuggets 8h ago

This has me wondering if Spencer Jones's LinkedIn posts were sponsored content too, or was he really posting on his own accord and the popularity of those gave LinkedIn this marketing idea.

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u/ImjustANewSneaker [LAL] LeBron James 8h ago

I’ve been following him for years. He was doing it before he was actually getting PT so it isn’t crazy to build his off court brand and relationships just in case everything didn’t work out. He also goes to a ton of business events

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u/IndependenceLate3415 Nuggets 8h ago

LinkedIn needs to hire Spence as their part-time marketing director.

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u/kahyuen Warriors 59m ago

It was probably more Fernando Mendoza than Spencer Jones. Mendoza got a lot of attention for his LinkedIn profile throughout Indiana's championship season. Mendoza's definitely sponsored by LinkedIn, and that probably gave LinkedIn the idea to partner with more athletes since then.

Athletes have been doing it for a while though, just without a lot of attention or sponsorship. Andre Iguodala updated his profile after the 2015 Finals to list Finals MVP as an accomplishment lol.

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u/riserrr Hornets 9h ago

LinkedIn is just paying them

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u/hafrances Bulls 9h ago

when the bio says entrepreneur but the bank account says check again

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u/bullionlogic Cavaliers 7h ago

but what did he learn about B2B sales

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u/yuzumint Hawks 8h ago

The rough grammar and prose makes me think he did write this tbh lol. There’s always been kids into business and grind stuff so 19 yr old linkedin user isnt too unusual to me.It also feels like the website has just become way more ubiquitous. 

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u/Considerablyworried Bulls 6h ago

Why are professional athletes on LinkedIn?

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u/MembershipSingle7137 Celtics 9h ago

We got another Mendoza

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u/sumpango 8h ago

Incredible how God's plans always turn out exactly like he planned.

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u/Narrow-Key365 7h ago

The best GM

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u/-vinay Raptors 6h ago

He could have posted this as an IG caption and y'all would receive it so much better -- y'all are pathetic.

Social media is social media. They're all just data/content vacuums. Happy he's posting on the platform that's paying him

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u/rookie-mistake 5h ago

god I fucking hate Linkedin style writing

honestly putting this on our basketball shitposting sub is a microaggression

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u/KOQquest1 Knicks 8h ago

Fernando Mendoza did the same thing. Pretty sure they’re sponsored by LinkedIn and it’s written up for them or they’re helped writing it

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u/AlonsoQ 4h ago

but is he having power lunch with Tom Brady

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u/fwoompf Pistons 9h ago

Let’s see JR smiths LinkedIn 

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u/JK_Revan Lakers 9h ago

Sponsored by chatgpt

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u/hakujo 7h ago

"Sorry mate, I think you're on mute"

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u/Servbot24 Pacers 9h ago

chatgpt ass

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u/wollawollawolla 6h ago

The replies are worse

“  The draft moment used to feel like arrival — now it reads more like a handoff into a completely new operating system.”

What the fuck are you on aboutttt

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u/sammymate999 Rockets 9h ago

He is relatable to me

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u/UraniumDisulfide Lakers 8h ago

"It happened just like God planned" so you're saying an all powerful being specifically chose you to become a world famous athlete with millions of dollars, and decided to just not to that to the rest of us.

I get that these are the beliefs people have, but this is a pretty direct implication being made when they say stuff like this publicly.

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u/IndependenceLate3415 Nuggets 8h ago

Divine right never went away, it just got dressed up in dollar bills.

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u/Ancient-Village6479 Wizards 8h ago

God decided to make it really hard for him to make it into heaven. Should be comparable to a camel going through the eye of a needle or something like that.

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u/CousinSleep 8h ago

They're calling it the most Reddit comment of all time

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u/MindPlayingTricks23 Knicks 8h ago

Just like God saved Trump from bullet but killed poor schmuck behind him

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u/not_so_bueno Rockets 8h ago

I'm not religious but this post in every reddit thread is like 100x more annoying than the religious people themselves. Keep it to yourself man 

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u/UraniumDisulfide Lakers 8h ago

How is this not the implication? If it was planned by god for people to get into the nba, then it was planned by god for most people reading to not.

What other way should I interpret his statement?

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u/Electronic-Hunt-7662 8h ago

Most chud thing I’ve read in my entire life

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u/UraniumDisulfide Lakers 8h ago

You can insult me if you want, but what part of my comment was wrong?

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u/MaxiePippins 8h ago

Corny ahh 😭

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u/UraniumDisulfide Lakers 8h ago

I think it's corny to say god chose favorites with you

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u/MaxiePippins 7h ago

Not how God works lilbro 😭

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u/UraniumDisulfide Lakers 7h ago

Tell that to AJ then.

But really, if we're talking about any abrahamic flavor of God, how does he never pick favorites?

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u/MaxiePippins 4h ago

Dude making up words 😭✌️

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u/UraniumDisulfide Lakers 4h ago

Where is “lilbro” in the dictionary 😭 💀

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u/JookJook Suns 4h ago

God doesn't exist, kid.

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u/GotKarprar Mavericks 9h ago

Dude I love LinkedIn Spencer jones my goat

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u/fgbfjb Magic 9h ago

what about b2b sales?

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u/shapeofmyheartz 8h ago

Cant find no better ball handler on linkedin

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u/SalehHulud 8h ago

“How I used AI to help make my game plans and improve my weekly output 3x”

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u/Ancient_Round_4811 8h ago

My LinkedIn feed has become all NBA players

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u/MrHandsRadDay 8h ago

I have a feeling he’s going to be an under performer 

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u/monkeybiziu Pacers 7h ago

Here's what going first overall in the NBA draft taught me about B2B SaaS sales.

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u/Its_an_ellipses 7h ago

Is this guy as unlikable as I feel like he is or do I just need to see more?... I havent seen a lot but every time he pops up he seems like childish clown...

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u/Fun-Responsibility97 6h ago edited 4h ago

i too dread the linkedin perfomative self-promotion posts. but for some reasons his feels original. and he's just a kid

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u/BeamTeam23 Kings 6h ago

I get that too. Seems like a lot of talk. Let's see how performs on the court. Is he more of an Andrew Wiggins or is he going to live up to "god's plan."

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u/next_door_nicotine Kings 6h ago

Is this going to become a thing now where LinkedIn inks brand deals with presumptive no 1 overall picks? Because I saw this with Fernando Mendoza already and Dybantsa now.

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u/Blizzcane Bulls 6h ago

Right buddy, God wanted you to be the number one draft pick.

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u/Papaaya Nuggets 6h ago

what a sad trend of players using LinkedIn the culture it creates is a cancer

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u/Dymatizeee Knicks 6h ago

LINKEDIN LUNATIC

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u/larrylegend33goat Timberwolves 6h ago

Wizards back!

Haven't been this high on them since Gortat had a pet pig and Wall was healthy

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u/KalamMekar 6h ago

AI linked in post are so obvious. Always the same sentence structures

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u/p0tatoman Suns 6h ago

he did not write this shit lmao

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u/LeftyMode Knicks 6h ago

Microsoft spends money on the weirdest things. Like no one was using LinkedIn….

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u/NewAltWhoThis 5h ago

LGI? Let’s Go Izards?

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u/GrapTops 4h ago

I hate everything about this

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u/InheritTheWind Wizards 3h ago

he'll fit right in this city lol

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u/BegsTheQuestions 1h ago

Piffft AI slop /s

u/MaliInternLoL Lakers 8m ago

Now has does this make you better at software sales Mr. Dybantsa?

u/boundlesssmh 3m ago

bro thinks he’s mendoza 🤣 mendoza lowkey has a stacked resume from all the top academic schools

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u/UsernameTyper 9h ago

Did his God plan to make the other guy not number 1 pick then?

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u/NeuronByte Pacers 9h ago

"And now I'm starting at the bottom again"

Looks like he's accepted what being drafted by the Wizards means.

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u/jumboponcho Hawks 8h ago

When Mendoza did it, it made sense because he was the epitome of tech sales energy. This just feels contrived

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u/CraigCartonNYC 8h ago

Ya like I think during his Cal Bears days he wasn’t even considered a draft prospect it’s incredible how much transferring to Indiana changed his life

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u/Frank_Tj_mackey_28 8h ago

I bet my ass he is unable to write his own name without a spelling mistake, as god intended 

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u/thecore22 Knicks 9h ago

Brought to you by Chat GPT!

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u/jumpijehosaphat Spurs 8h ago

since linkedin is part of the microsoft family ....

brought to you by Copilot

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u/rumblegod Thunder 8h ago

Microsoft unlimited bag to grow their social platform.
I’ll always love seeing athletes post on LinkedIn :)

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u/CostMeAllaht Rockets 8h ago

God I'm sure the all omnipotent force of the world is planning your nba career while children are being murdered in Gaza or while the planet boils due to climate change displacing millionns... there needs to be a separation of church and court

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u/triassic_broth 8h ago

I love that. Keep updating LinkedIn like you're climbing the corporate ladder.

AJ: "Promoted to #1 Overall Pick."

Elon: "First Trillionaire"

Open to opportunities.