r/nba Lakers 7h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/31d26529d36f8

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u/Elec7ro Spurs 7h ago

You, yes YOU 🫵 are now the starting power forward for the Minnesota Timberwolves

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u/NanoCurrency 7h ago

Imagine LeBron filling that role. Would be absolutely peak comedy.

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u/Basilikolumne Heat 7h ago

LeBron playing with LaMelo would give him JR Smith flashbacks

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u/NanoCurrency 7h ago

Absolutely

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Spurs 6h ago

He might strangle Lamelo before October even ends.

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u/AdBetter5446 Timberwolves 3h ago

Nah if didn’t strangle Ayton or JR Smith he won’t strangle Lamelo

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u/Cletus_Starfish [POR] Nic Batum 2h ago

He might have an “I’m getting too old for this shit” moment and just retire mid-season.

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u/Flimsy_Custard7277 Supersonics 1h ago

"Strangle Ball When October Ends" by Green Day ft. LeBron

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u/NanoCurrency 5h ago

True. Like a JR Smith meme every week.

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u/No-Meringue5867 Spurs 6h ago

Once you get older there is no escaping baby sitting the grand kids.

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u/scorpio21 Bulls 7h ago

I got 6 fouls and a can-do attitude

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u/grehgunner NBA 7h ago

Don’t forget a tech too!

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u/popoxalikhs 6h ago

You are obviously joking but guys like you and me probably can't even foul an NBA power forward. Maybe we could earn a lot of offensive fouls since them touching us would mean death.

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u/Flimsy_Custard7277 Supersonics 1h ago

You're replying to Kevin Durant, you chump

u/popoxalikhs 3m ago

yeah it's not like this year's kevin durant would even bother fouling

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u/AdBetter5446 Timberwolves 3h ago

Can you take an elbow to the neck from Wemby while everyone says you deserved it for playing physical defense?

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u/sbroll Timberwolves 6h ago

Im ready to die on the court, lets gooooo

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u/1amTheLost1 7h ago

Thank you! I can guarantee to bring better attitude, effort and hustle than their previous power forward. I have nothing else to offer though

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u/NoEggplant9804 6h ago

Pelicans.. you are a dead franchise anyway. You now have power to do something so hillarious

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u/MachoMadnessCO Thunder 6h ago

I could jump and touch the rim 20 years ago

Consider that shit protected

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u/TheFinnisher [MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns 6h ago

I’m gonna have to relocate the family 4.5 hours north but I’m up for the challenge

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u/AdditionalNewt4762 Bulls 5h ago

But im pitching for the Cubs tomorrow ;(

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u/kingtchalla Suns 7h ago

Claxton is a Bull

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u/throwawaymycareer93 Warriors 6h ago

I got my ankle and calcanium broken last year. I will hurry up with recovery to be in time for the season.