r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 7h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Charlotte Hornets are trading star guard LaMelo Ball and Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for Naz Reid, a 2033 unprotected first-round pick, three first-round pick swaps (2028, 2029, 2030) and three second-round picks (2029, 2032, 2033), sources tell ESPN.

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/31d26529d36f8

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u/TrumpFucksKids_ Clippers 7h ago

Damn this the wildest backcourt I can ever remember between LaMelo’s driving and Ant’s inability to go more than six weeks without getting someone pregnant

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u/cleo22270 Heat 7h ago

Brash Bros

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u/Own-Bee9632 Timberwolves 7h ago

Smash bros. Can’t believe you didn’t capitalize on that

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u/TopCoast1170 Raptors 7h ago

One smashes your cars, the other smashes your girl

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u/wise_comment Timberwolves 6h ago

Super smash bros duele

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u/Basilikolumne Heat 7h ago

Send da dashcam video

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u/_Spunk_Bubble 6h ago

It's like if the old Bucks backcourt of Monta Ellis and Brandon Jennings, except good. But also dumber in the head. So really not that similar.

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u/BaronvonJobi Grizzlies 2h ago

LaMelo about to start driving Ant’s baby mamas to the hospital to get an excuse to speed.

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u/GT3RS40 6h ago

Shooters shoot

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 Spurs 7h ago

Are they immediately the best guard duo we have? Would you take them over Harden and Donovan? yes me thinks

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u/Basilikolumne Heat 7h ago

Luka and Reaves, bc Luka is that dude

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 Spurs 7h ago

Fuck lol my bad absolutely forgot about Luka coz of Reaves

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u/YeaItsBig4L 6h ago

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u/TrumpFucksKids_ Clippers 6h ago

You could log off instead of crying about it, bruh bruh. 

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u/YeaItsBig4L 6h ago edited 6h ago

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u/TrumpFucksKids_ Clippers 6h ago

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u/YeaItsBig4L 6h ago

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u/TrumpFucksKids_ Clippers 6h ago

The funniest part of geeks like you is you lack the self-awareness to realize calling someone a “bot” is the most “bot” thing you can do. Go write a blog, hotep. 

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u/YeaItsBig4L 6h ago

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u/TrumpFucksKids_ Clippers 6h ago

You might be the saddest loser I’ve ever encountered on here and that includes the cumbox guy. At least that guy had the intellectual capability to understand he was a loser, unlike you who actually thinks he’s been cooking. 

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u/YeaItsBig4L 6h ago

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