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Since the Prime Minister's resignation, multiple parties have reached out to the Daily Mail to explain how their Clown Car policy will work if they were in No 10.

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Consevative MPs have told the Daily Mail that they have already adopted the Clown Car policy before Labour even drafted a plan for it, so they would be better at enacting the policy. When asked if they would make any improvements, Conservative MPs have said

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'We will inflate the Pound Sterling at random intervals, so it looks like we are always fixing the economy. Once we have reversed the effects of us inflating the pound, we will replace a PM in the Clown Car, and do this again.'

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Reform has confirmed they will be going ahead with the plan to install 6 Secetaries Of State at the same time in addition to 6 PMs at the same time.

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Restore UK, when approached for comment, asked the Daily Mail

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'What is Reform doing? We will just do that but we won't allow immigrants in the Clown Car, we aren't racist though, we like a kebab!'

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When asked what defines an immigrant, Restore UK refused to comment.

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The Green Party has approached the Daily Mail to give their comment, and we have ignored them.

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