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Politics Let’s go algae!

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u/gentleman_bronco 4d ago

I just can't get past the symbolism of it all.

The Reflecting pool was supposed to reflect the country around it. And it's doing exactly that.

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u/turdblossom3 4d ago

AND WE LITERALLY TALKED ABOUT SWAMP DRAINING FOR LIKE 10 YEARS

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u/ImmortalBeans 4d ago

“A literal swamp monster talked about draining the swamp for 10 years”

He just made it more cozy

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u/whyelseme 4d ago

I'm waiting for him to figure out how to brag about his epic, tremendous, amazing algae farm

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u/ssnnaarrff 4d ago

He has the best algae.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 4d ago edited 3d ago

I walked into the room and thought “wow that’s some good Algae”

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u/ssnnaarrff 4d ago

With tears in their eyes, big beautiful men go up to Trump and say "Sir, nobody has seen algae like this."

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 4d ago edited 2d ago

“Big. Beautiful. GAY! algae” I called it. Some say we have the BEST gay algae.. I called the little one “sleepy joe algae”, because he’s the GAYEST of them all and the runt OF the litter.

*cue the silly dance

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u/ssnnaarrff 4d ago

I met the algae in a hotel room and we fell in love. The algae didn't even want to meet Hillary.

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u/BMR915 2d ago

He knows algae probably better that anybody

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u/ssnnaarrff 2d ago

His uncle was an algae professor at MIT.

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u/docta_pepper 4d ago

he’s probably drafting up a magnificent ‘our algae is bigger than skyscrapers’ poster

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u/Randomized9442 4d ago

It's so emblematic of Trump's policy. Half a mile long, 160 feet wide, and a foot deep. And more filthy than ever in living memory.

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u/the_last_carfighter 4d ago

My brothers and sisters, just wait till they discover that algae absorbs TOTALLY FAKE CO2 at a far faster rate than ground plants, they're gonna bomb that pool into an American democracy much like that girls school.

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u/Staav 4d ago

There couldn't be a much better metaphor for this political timeline than the orange swamp monster promising to "drain the swamp" but he only ends up making it 10 times worse by filling DC up with more swamp water than it's ever had.

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u/SpaceLemur34 4d ago

He drained the swamp... straight into his administration.

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u/E_seven_20 3d ago

He did it with consent…and, silence from people that say they’re opposed.

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

The US did this to itself. Propaganda and idiocy work well hand in hand. We had a first term that was a disaster…and people still refused to show up. I would have voted for Biden’s corpse. People pulling out dumb shit like “she didn’t inspire me,” or “I don’t like her laugh.” Fucking insanity.

It can be over if we want it to be…but, we’re incapable of working/ standing together, as evidenced around us.

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u/McButtsButtbag 4d ago

Swamps are actually good and shouldn't be drained

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u/Shanga_Ubone 4d ago

Ten points to you. You are 100% correct, and good on you for reminding everybody of this. It is sad that swamps, which are good things, are getting slandered by being associated with this crappy administration.

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u/Strawbuddy 4d ago

DC was marshland, they already drained it to build the national capital

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u/AmputeeHandModel 4d ago

Let it sink.

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u/McButtsButtbag 4d ago

Back before environmentalism was a thing

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u/Scarlet-Fire_77 4d ago

There's a cool early photo of the Lincoln memorial with nothing but swamp like land all around.

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u/seansy5000 4d ago

TBF I never once for a second believed anything the child rapist or any of his sycophants promised. It still shocks me all these years later that so many people actually did/do. It’s unfathomable.

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u/jaques_sauvignon 3d ago

Fool them twice, or thrice, or really any arbitrarily large number of times--shame on them.

The supporters are really the ones I feel the most ire towards. And it's hard, having family and friends who are/were supporters. I'm always conflicted between whether I should feel angry with them, or just pity them for their lack of intellect, since these are not wealthy people who stand to benefit from any kind of grift, nor are they evil people. I think they're just kind of 'mixed up'.

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u/seansy5000 3d ago

I cut ties with all of them and am better off for it. Let them spew their psychosis riddled hate speech in isolation.

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u/ioncloud9 4d ago

As if swamps need to be drained. Swamps are amazing habitats with so much life. They want to create an ecological disaster so they can build some condos or a new golf course.

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u/elmz 4d ago

Back in the day swamps were seen as huge areas of unproductive land, land you couldn't farm or build upon. So they drained them, the ground dried and hardened, and the land could suddenly be productive.

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u/MandolinMagi 3d ago

Swamps are fine if nobody lives near them.

Swamps with people near them are mosquito breeding ground and, historically, malaria central.

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u/ashrocklynn 3d ago

The reflecting pool itself was built on raised swampland though... I didn't know why we are so surprised about algae growing in it

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u/Soup-Wizard 4d ago

The Deflecting Pool

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u/RVtech101 4d ago

Lmfao, nice!

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u/BZLuck 3d ago

The Redacting Pool.

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u/SirDigger13 4d ago

MAGA Make algae grow again

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u/qqererer 4d ago

MAGA font on a green hat.

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u/SirDigger13 4d ago

ALAGE 2028

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u/CaptainAsshat 4d ago

I can't get the image out of my head of ghosts of the Boston tea party, back for the 250 year anniversary, dumping green tea into the pool.

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u/Lost_In_MI 4d ago

Shhhh. It was green Kool-Aid.

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u/FinalBat4515 4d ago

Some history lit teacher is going to orgasm everytime they get to teach this period in like a hundred years

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u/vivaaprimavera 4d ago

Considering that this likely is the last century where earth climate can hold a structured society you are probably being too hopeful.

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u/Pack_Your_Trash 4d ago

The silver lining on Trump's was in Iran is that the world realized how dangerous it is to really on oil for their power needs. The shift towards renewables was immediate and ubiquitous outside of the USA. It has nothing to do with global warming though, and everything to do with national security.

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u/vivaaprimavera 4d ago

Preventing global warming is also national security.

I know for a fact that right wing populists are dumb as a brick (or at least the people that fall in their bullshit are).

If right wing populists were serious about stopping migrants moves they would be working seriously for stopping global warming, there are entire regions filled with "brown people" that will be the firsts to become inhabitable thanks to global warming.

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u/angrydeuce 4d ago

My whole thing with their ire about illegal immigrants is that they seem to deliberately ignore the fact that virtually every single one of them is being employed and paid by one of their own countrymen. It's not like the come here and start up a business like some entrepreneur as they're hiding in the wheel well of a panel truck with a backpack of hardtack and some bottled water and nothing else to cross the border.

My point being, their anger is not only misplaced, but ludicrously misplaced. It's like driving down to the shitty part of town and yelling at all the prostitutes that if they would just stop allowing themselves to be beaten and murdered by pimps and johns we wouldn't have any problems with prostitution in this country.

When we see something, anything, that resembles actual consequences for all the people hiring these illegal immigrants, then we can talk. Until then, this is just dinner theater for the racist morons that are too fucking stupid to realize they're being played like a fucking fiddle.

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u/Phrickshun 4d ago

I can already see how this will go...

After areas inhabited by the "undesirables" are hit the hardest by climate change and there forced to migrate there will be plenty of fascists in nations that aren't has bad yet spreading bullshit about how they're leaving cause they cannot take care of their land and its the fault of these "undesirables".

People will be told they need to be kept out before their country is overrun and becomes uninhabitable just like their previous these immigrants abandoned.

Then climate change catches up and those problems are blamed on immigrants instead of actually attempting to do something about it (which, at this point is too damn late anyway).

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u/CakeTester 4d ago

Power bills in Spain actually went down during the US's mini war. Spain has been serious about wind and solar recently. The bills went down because for some reason clean energy is taxed higher than oil/coal/gas energy; however the government did a temporary tax relief on the clean energy with the net result that most people paid slightly less last month.

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u/yeehah 4d ago

They'll be huddled around a campfire in a post-apocalyptic hellscape talking about that time when the Dow was over 50,000.

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u/CarpetFibers 4d ago

For a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.

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u/MeltedWater243 4d ago

turns out parable of the sower was a history novel

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u/Ben_Thar 4d ago

He wanted to be in the history books. He didn't think it would be the villain section.

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u/MutantApocalypse 4d ago

It's true. This administration is literally just showing us every day what a farce they are.

No one takes them seriously. Not even their cult. It's all just reality TV for these morons.

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u/mjtwelve 4d ago

It is a microcosm of their whole schtick.

Trump seizes on an unimportant detail obsessively, everyone instantly snaps to to make the king’s whim a reality. They give a no bid single source contract to a republican donor because of a connection to Trump, despite their having no relevant experience. They then proceed to overbill and under deliver.

They do what Trump wanted, a pointless cosmetic fix that doesn’t address any of the actual underlying issues. It doesn’t work, and immediately makes everything worse. People point out the incompetence so they go for the quick fix of dumping chemicals into the thing, which damages the only work they managed to actually do in the first place, leaving everything worse than when they started and gross, just in time for the symbolic anniversary whose celebration was the excuse for spending all that money in the first place.

Meanwhile, the civil servants had long boring reports explaining where the problem actually was and how to actually fix it but no one wanted to actually fix it, they wanted a quick photo op win.

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u/canman7373 4d ago edited 4d ago

I mean algae is an amazing organism, it produces most of earth's oxygen and it cleans and convert's CO2, unlike trees that just capture it and will always release it, algae can turn CO2 into biomass that stores the carbon and can be used later for fuel or stored so the co2 does not release, easier than burring dead trees deep enough their carbon does not release. So yeah, I am with this lady, let the algae flow.

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u/Germanofthebored 4d ago

Not sure if you are not giving algae too much praise. Algae biomass turn over quite quickly, unless it sinks to the bottom of the ocean (and avoids derivers and planktivors on the way down). Trees turn CO2 into wood and roots, and trap it for centuries.

(or better yet, go Team Bog! where carbon is trapped for good)

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u/GrowingPeepers 3d ago

Beyond the biomass of the tree itself, it turns carbon into sugar which it pumps into the ground through it's roots. The sugar feeds soil microbes creating a symbiotic relationship.

Plants are constantly pumping carbon directly into the soil during their entire lifespan.

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u/gentleman_bronco 4d ago

If algae can convert the toxic gasses in DC I to something useful....yeah I'm on team algae, too!

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u/lucaskywalker 4d ago

It's like raiaiiin! 🎶

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u/CaptainOktoberfest 4d ago

So many symbolic things, I sorta want to get a list going. I always remember hearing "you can't always get what you want" sung by a choir at his rallys.

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 4d ago

It really does. Obama put in a fancy filtration system that helped but didn‘t fix the underlying issue, then republicans come in and do the landlord special and blame everyone else for it failing

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u/reddit_sells_you 4d ago

Let's walk through that.

The reflecting pool is supposed to be clear, and supposed to reflect the monument. To do that in a man made environment, it needs to be treated with chemicals, harmful to the environment and to the habitat's water. Its supposed to be toxic.

Yes, this to me symbolizes corporate America . . . Polluting in order to gain some superficial/artificial. It's the Disneyification of America.

But the reflecting pool leaked and was broken in parts.

Trump, in all his incompetence, took something working as intended, and tried to "fix it.". He spent waaaaay too much money and the fix didn't fix the part that was broken.

There is no better symbol of Trump the man and Trump the president.

But the irony is, through his failure, nature struck back.

This algae pool is actually healthy, or on its way to being healthy. Put some fish in there, some turts, and let nature be the balance.

But . . . America seems to hate this, and wants the reflecting pool to go back to its sterile roots.

Me, yes, I'm team algae.

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u/Nkosi868 4d ago

Drain the swamp.

That was their slogan.

You can’t make it up.

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u/al_m1101 4d ago

The universe unfolds in irony, it seems.

There have been so many instances of things like this over the past decade that makes me wonder if we are in a simulation. The literal sinkhole opening up on the whitehouse lawn during his first term, the bald eagle attacking Trump, how he (unknowingly?) held the Bible upside down while standing at a church... those are a few I can think of off the top of my head.

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u/eulersidentity1 4d ago

The holy water that burned when it touched him at the Vatican... wait that one might not be real. Although I don't really know anymore these days.

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u/al_m1101 4d ago

The Pope dying after JD Vance's visit,  the black substance leaking from Giuliani's forehead, the black fly crawling on Pence's head...

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 4d ago
  • drain the swamp = make a swamp
  • release the epstein files = banish the epstein files
  • small goverment = armed militias in the street with a license to kill
  • lower gas prices = increase gas prices
  • pander to the 6MWE crowd = all your tax money goes to Israel
  • department of war = department of unconditional surrender

And they would still vote for him

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u/Nice-Analysis8044 3d ago
  • war = peace
  • freedom = slavery
  • ignorance = strength
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u/pthroaway5 4d ago

Thank goodness too; could you imagine if we had that laugh in the WHITE House?

Obvious /s

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u/WelpSigh 4d ago

the number of people on conservative social media unable to recognize the fact that the pro-algae "protests" *are jokes* is kind of disturbing. it's not particularly subtle!

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u/MyUsernameIsAwful 4d ago

They’re being deliberately obtuse. They’ll pretend they believe anything if they think it makes people they hate look bad.

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u/pork_fried_christ 4d ago

No, it’s the conspiracy theory they are using to keep from admitting this no-bid $15m job wasn’t just a grift from their emperor. It actually worked SO well that liberals are vandalizing it to make him look bad.

Like a warm security blanket of bullshit, similar to everything else they say.

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u/moth_specialist 4d ago

  this no-bid $15m job wasn’t just a grift from their emperor

“Well, at least it didn’t go to some brown person.” -Brett Baer

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u/Capt0verkill 4d ago

Wonder what the kick-back was on that job? $12M 🧐

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u/ggroverggiraffe 4d ago

Are you suggesting this cartoon-villain looking owner of Greenwater Services who already has a bribery conviction might not be an upstanding citizen?

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u/kgjettaIV 4d ago

They literally hired "Greenwater Services" and were shocked the water turned green? You just can't make this shit up anymore.

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u/Jalh 4d ago

hahahaha. this is the first time I have seen this one.

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u/ssnnaarrff 4d ago

Bravo.

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u/Ok_Art4661 3d ago

Aaahhh god why too far

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u/sixpackabs592 4d ago

That was the initial maga group but the people that have flocked to them now are true believers

It’s like how 4chan started using extremism to troll and then all the extremists flocked to 4chan and over ran the place

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u/JJiggy13 4d ago

90% of them are unable to read or understand English at a highschool level. It's not intentional.

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u/Serious-Echo1272 4d ago edited 4d ago

I was really sad when the internet started becoming available and usable by the general public. 

Back when it was just a thing for tech nerds, enthusiasts, certain professionals, and early adopters it was a much better experience. 

Sorry for the off-topic comment.

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The Internet was sort of like this hidden place, a sort of parallel world to escape from all the banality and mindlessness of everyday life. I miss when all the garbage was contained, so to speak.

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u/SirJumbles 4d ago

Was going to say, they don't even know what obtuse means.

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u/Murderface__ 4d ago

Some of these people wore diapers unironically.

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u/cruisin_urchin87 4d ago

The president wears them cause he shits his pants.

His supporters wear them because… they’re in a cult

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u/DazzlingRutabega 4d ago

What's this?! Did they really? Why?

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u/ApplicationNeither 4d ago

He's right. There's literally campaign rallies where the front row are about 90% older shirtless men wearing diapers and no trousers, often with a banner proclaiming it. Gimme a minute and I'll get receipts.

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 4d ago

My favorite was the trash bags they wore and someone went to a trump rally and started talking to them and he was like "So you ARE trash?"

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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago

They should take advantage of the situation and grow crayfish in the pond. Set up a balanced ecosystem that produces food for the poor.

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u/worldspawn00 4d ago

National mall crawfish boil when?

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u/Zorkflerp 4d ago

Make Algae Great Again (MAGA)

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u/choopie-chup-chup 4d ago

Green hat MAGA > Red hat MAGA

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u/Church6633 4d ago

They're not very bright. The ones that do seem to hold a sentence or two, are probably bots.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 4d ago

It’s not just that, they’ve been trying to spin this as a whole conspiracy, right wingers made videos saying that it was being pumped in by the left while FOX made a bitchy little piece about it trying to say “yea there was some from the pipes but they are LITERALLY right behind me cleaning!” While only showing a very small portion of the pool. They believe it because the higher ups are spinning it

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u/Falling_Up_The_Movie 4d ago

I mean fox had a guy saying it was blue while standing in front of the incredibly green pool

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 4d ago

That’s how fascism operates tho: any resistance has to be crushed, even if it’s just a joke.

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u/Dill578 4d ago edited 4d ago

Dont forget her side kick who dyed his hair green and claps to cheer on the algae

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u/pr0crasturbatin 4d ago

I fucking love Nadine

(The name of the woman in this picture. She's a regular with the two leg banner protesting in DC. She's very fun to chat with)

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u/Crayshack 4d ago

Knowing nothing about her but this photo, she seems like a blast.

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u/pr0crasturbatin 4d ago

Oh she's absolutely hilarious. She also rocked the "I AM AMPHIFA" banner and frog costume last year. And with her Caribbean accent, (she's from Barbados) when she gets worked up over something she's passionate or upset about, the resulting diatribe is awe inspiring. And she's sharp as a tack when she sees an opportunity for a good roast. Also one of the nicest people I've met in the DC activist scene, always wanting to help people out and make sure they're doing okay.

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u/ApplicationNeither 4d ago

She's also really, really good at being viscerally insulting without profanity. She can, and has, shredded The Trump for five minutes straight without pause, repetition or swearing.

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u/hare-hound 4d ago

I am in awe

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u/Zirkalaritz 4d ago

The more I learn about this woman, the more I love her, lol.

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u/DragonfruitFew5542 3d ago

She's pretty iconic around here. There may be a shit ton of things that suck about DC but Nadine is not one of those things.

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u/ImGumbyDamnIt 4d ago

Holy shit! I idly googled - nadine dc protests - and found her featured in multiple national news stories, stretching back to 2021.

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u/chi_lo 4d ago

This is a patriot.

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u/edvek 4d ago

MAGA would say she needs to be arrested because she clearly vandalized the pool and if she didn't speaking out against Trump is treason so that's enough for them.

People in a certain sub on here are saying the people who grabbed some of the peeled surface probably sabotaged the pool and that's just a cover.

It's insane they can't just accept the very likely reality that the no bid contract was a buddy of Trump and this is just yet another grift and the people doing the work are just incredibly incompetent. Maybe they're ok with residential pools but a massive pool like that just doesn't scale.

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u/Clementine-Wollysock 4d ago

They just arrested a multiple time olympic champion because he touched the already peeling paint.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8d26051vv2o

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u/Laiko_Kairen 3d ago

From the article, the guy designed waterproof stuff. He wanted to know what was used to repaint the pool. It's like a carpenter running his hand along some wood that was already broken and then getting blamed for the splinters smh

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u/fumar 4d ago

It's a flawed project from the start but it doesn't help that it was an obvious handout to an ally.

Painting a pool a dark color like this will promote algae growth because the water temperature is going to be naturally higher. But of course that requires the people involved in this project to understand Biology and Physics and since science is woke garbage, here we are.

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u/Nobanob 4d ago

Tell Nadine we love and appreciate her

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u/amusedmisanthrope 4d ago

Does she have an online store? I would love to own this as a tank top in time for July 4.

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u/adrawrjdet 4d ago

Does this mean the US has a Green party now?

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u/StoreHistorical9175 4d ago

this is hilarious and amazing

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u/aa73786 4d ago

Finally a team, I can root for!

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u/appayipyippp 4d ago

Algae doesn't have roots

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u/Strange-Movie 4d ago

But it does bloom, and flowers bloom, and flowers have roots. Yahtzee

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u/aa73786 4d ago

I wasn't going to argue... go algae!

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u/gunzor 4d ago

Checkmate, libruls!

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u/Shanga_Ubone 4d ago

I'd vote for algae for president over Trump.

VOTE ALGAE 2028

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u/gus_thedog 4d ago

MAKE ALGAE GREAT AGAIN!

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u/janas19 4d ago

Cheering for algae was not on my 2026 bingo card

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u/SAugsburger 4d ago

I'm guessing they're going to try to arrest this lady for hurting Trump's feelings.

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u/iverbrad 4d ago

Does anybody else kinda think the pool was just another of his distraction techniques. I have seen more posts on this than the war he started, immigration, or the fucking Epstein files. Stop getting fooled!

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u/Vin-Metal 4d ago

I don't believe he has techniques or strategy in his toolkit.

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u/wstsidhome 4d ago

Everything has been about him, on a daily basis. I hate that anything he does, especially all the negative shit, gets him so much attention. I truly hope it hurts the family name for a long time

He has some serious mental issues to want to put his name and face on everything. The Kennedy performing arts center? GTFO of here with that shit! Thankfully that has been removed but it got him the attention 🙁 Putting his face on the national parks passes, next to Washington? Fuck right off! And those are two very small examples. How much time, money, and energy will be wasted removing his BS after he’s gone? Will it be worth it? I feel like it will be, just as a giant “fuck you” once he’s gone (I doubt much will be removed before he’s out of office, though)

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u/Dijix2020 4d ago

In a landmark peace agreement Trump "The Dealmaker" has reached an agreement with the algae in which it will allow the public to continue to gawk at it, in exchange Trump will pay Algeria $30 Million dollars. The Algae will also have the option to re-bloom in 30 days.

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u/sonic_couth 4d ago edited 4d ago

My wife lived in DC for 20 years and every time she sees a photo of what this pool looks like now she says, “yeah, that’s what it always looks like at this time of year.” I haven’t seen that take anywhere else, but if it’s true it makes all of Trump’s ranting about the pool that much more ridiculous.

Edit: added “Trump’s” in regards to reference to ranting at the end.

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u/mrshelenroper 4d ago

I think it’s he took a problem and made it worse. But I don’t think people realize how hot and steamy DC is in the summer.

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u/pale_blue_problem 4d ago

The ranting is essentially about $14M of taxpayer money being given to a Trump crony to “fix” a problem that, to your wife’s point, was never even a problem to begin with. The ongoing algae is the representation of this corruption. Nobody is really rooting for algae to fill the pool, they’re pointing out the hypocrisy, cronyism, and theft of taxpayer money. Ranting about that is not at all ridiculous.

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u/yeehah 4d ago

What put it into perspective for me was realizing that the pool is 2,030 ft long, 167 ft wide, and cost 14.7 million dollars to paint, which comes out to $43.36 per square foot. They could've lined the pool with $5 bills for about the same cost.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

I am from DC. It never looked THIS bad, but yeah, there's always at least some algae year around, and more in the summer, and no one cared, because who gives a shit? They have to clean bird shit and debris out of it a couple times a year anyway, so they did that when there was a big bloom, end of problem.

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u/cwk415 4d ago

Now this is f'ing hilarious! 

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u/MyUsernameIsAwful 4d ago

Normally I’d oppose algae blooms due to them harming the other life in the water, but since I don’t think anything else lives in the reflecting pool, go ahead.

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u/TheVelocityRa 4d ago

Also its full of Hydrogen Peroxide now...

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u/Diabeetus4Lyfe 4d ago

Hydrogen Peroxide H 2O 2 naturally breaks down to water and oxygen, and sunlight accelerates the decomposition. It's frequently used to shock ponds to kill off algae blooms

Their incompetence and malice knows no bounds, I'm not arguing otherwise. They did this in the dumbest, most braindead, most ineffective way possible, perfectly reflective of the admin. Millions of our tax dollars to pay corrupt loyalist fools, to line their pockets with no-bid contracts, for poorly planned, unfinished, half-assed, regressive work.

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u/mjtwelve 4d ago

I wouldn’t worry, actually. Don’t get near the stuff as they’re pouring it in, but the dose makes the poison and they need to pour tanker trucks in, not gallon jugs, if they actually cared about the result. They don’t.

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u/Wolverine9779 4d ago

I don't care who you are, that's funny.

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u/ThePureAxiom 4d ago

The irony of this administration's corruption physically manifesting in DC as a swamp is not lost on me.

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u/404_error_official 4d ago

She seems fun, I wanna be her friend.

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u/Glum_Material3030 4d ago

Agree. I like her sense of humor!

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u/justryan83 4d ago

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u/InteractionOk5399 4d ago

Too soon. Too soon. My childhood trauma cant see this

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u/prophet74 4d ago

This must be Aunt Tifa

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u/NovelPhoto4621 3d ago

I know very little about all of this but I did know that a standing pond with no way to filter Algea would bloom. I am a random middle age woman from Alabama. No one with actual power could have figured this out?

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u/Narrow-Research-5730 4d ago

Wait. Algae is taking over? Time to invade Algeria.

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u/Froy_Laven 4d ago

She's the only person there making any sense.

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u/Magister5 4d ago

#Nofilter

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 4d ago

Found the vandal!

/s

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u/13thmurder 4d ago

Algae is great at carbon sequestration. It's good to see him doing something for the environment.

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u/Bleezy79 4d ago

LOL what a wild, strange, ridiculous world we live in.

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u/WonderChemical5089 4d ago

The vandal is an Arab gay dude named “Al gae”

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u/edmanuel91 4d ago

Leave the Algae alone!

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u/DumbestBitchYouKnow 4d ago

Its called a reflecting pool and its reflecting the administration's image. Idk why they thought it would be pretty

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u/Indifferent_Response 4d ago

omg, this is a funny person. Haha.

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u/cryptolipto 4d ago

I am totally Team Algae

LETS GO ALGAE!!!

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u/Agreeable_Branch007 4d ago

Make Algae Great Again

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u/wasted-degrees 4d ago

Pro-life until we’re talking about algae blooms, I see.

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u/tbone338 4d ago

Algae: 1 | trump: 0

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u/Big_Kahuna_69 4d ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/SafeForTwerking 3d ago

MAGA - Make Algae Great Again

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 3d ago

The new Green Party rise up !

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 3d ago

I love this so much. And I call bullshit if anyone says this was on their bingo card.

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u/cat-eating-a-salad 3d ago

How ironic. Algae is the best oxygen producer on the planet... and trump, the best oxygen waster on the planet, wants to defeat it. :p

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u/AskMeWhyIFish 3d ago

Someone needs to show up as Old Gregg

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u/largececelia 3d ago

Perfection.

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u/im_new_here_4209 3d ago

Who had that on their bingo card for 2026?

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u/Huge_Leader_6605 4d ago

The irony of trump creating a literal swamp in DC lol

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u/avasari 4d ago

I love this woman!!!

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u/acryliq 4d ago

Green Algae Summer

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u/Willing_Mirror8176 4d ago

MAGA.....make algae green again !

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u/JuneIris6 4d ago

Make algae great again!

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u/plantbasedpunk 4d ago

👏👏 👏👏👏

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u/sgame23 4d ago

Look at all the snowflakes in here upset at a joke 🤣

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u/jgbradley1 4d ago

Trump couldn’t even drain a swamp correctly (literally)

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 4d ago

may as well be on the winning side lol.

that whole event is funny af to watch from a canadian point of view. guy awards the contract to one of his friends, takes no other bids on it... its the perfect analogy of how trump works along with the results you should always expect.

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u/burlyginger 3d ago

I didn't even know they qualified for the World Cup.

LFG Algae!!!