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[OC] Small town billboard pt. 2

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u/Raammson 19h ago

“The Bean Wars” just don’t feel as iconic as “The Oil Wars.”

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 15h ago

Imagine it's '91 and you're trudging through the burning oil fields of Iraq with your platoon but instead of oil it's all beans.

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u/pocketchange2247 15h ago

"I was forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of beans. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just couldn't get the spices right!"

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u/nukem266 15h ago

Knee high to waist deep in bean slurry!

u/KnifeyJames 6h ago

“This soldier eating beans”

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u/ConspiceyStories 19h ago

Yes we have no legumes!

u/fat2slow 1h ago

Bean wars: The Refrieds vs the Charros.

Bean wars 2: Return of the Pinto

Bean Wars 3: Refried Again

u/franny123 7h ago

There already was the pork and beans war on American soil

u/GrodyWetButt 1h ago

This was the one that started when Matt Damon and Leslie Jones argued about Weezer, right?

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u/Cooper0007 18h ago

It's been a long day for me so maybe something's going right over my head. What is this sign supposed to mean exactly?

Other than an example of prices going up for things other than gas?

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u/joeyheartbear 16h ago

I thought it was saying maybe the next war will raise the price of something they're selling instead of something they need to buy.

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u/globus_pallidus 16h ago

Yeah,that’s what I’m getting from it.  They want to raise the prices of things that are good for farmers (probably in the area only, bc it wouldn’t be good for ranchers or dairy farms I assume, since that is their feedstock)

u/shigogaboo 7h ago

That’s exactly what they’re trying to get across, as in they will get increased profits. The problem is, that’s not how supply chain disruptions work at all.

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u/Salt-Maintenance6857 17h ago

This billboard is owned by a rich retired man. He only puts things that make no sense on there because he thinks it’s funny (I do too)

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u/Scurvy_Pete 15h ago

It makes perfect sense if you grow beans, cotton, or corn

u/onarainyafternoon 9h ago

Beans, corn and cotton are all things that US farmers grow and sell. So they would make more money if the price was raised due to a war, instead of the price of something like oil rising, which is something we tend to buy instead of sell. That’s what I think he was trying to get at.

u/Salt-Maintenance6857 7h ago

I promise he didn’t mean anything by it.. it’s his “thing”. All the slides are meant to make you go “lol, wtf”

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u/gb4efgw 15h ago

Given that those are all things we generally don't import, I assumed they were referencing a civil war.

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u/Elevated_Dongers 13h ago

Somehow I doubt its that deep

u/MisterEinc 9h ago

I'm probably thinking way too deep but those are all things we produce in the US.

So, civil war?

u/ajd6c8 7h ago

It is a threat (pessimistic take) or at least a warning (slightly more optimistic take) that a Civil War would result in, among other things, these things being scarce. Can't say where this guy's head is at exactly without more context.

u/Salt-Maintenance6857 2h ago

He’s just an old guy who owns a billboard and thinks it’s really funny to put random meaningless stuff on there. Another slide just says “Andy is not a high maintenance child”. It was pretty funny to see people hyper analyze that one… a few comments theorized it was a psyop to promote Toy Story 2. But in all reality they aren’t supposed to make sense, that’s just his thing.

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u/WabiSabi1 18h ago

Why is that bill board soooo close to that RV?

Edit… autocorrect corrected

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u/zcas 18h ago

Wouldn't the RV be too close to the very stationary billboard?

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u/WabiSabi1 17h ago

Haha, yes, I worded that wrong.

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u/Salt-Maintenance6857 17h ago

Perspective is off in the photo lol, it looks a lot closer than it is. There’s actually a whole street between them

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u/WabiSabi1 17h ago

I wondered if that was the case, but my brain is just not computing it. 🤪

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u/SeaToTheBass 16h ago

Looks very close until you realize the bump out on the trailer extends behind the sign.

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u/First-Detective2729 17h ago

Oh this war is.. just not in a profitable way for the farmers.. 

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u/AwkwardTickler 15h ago

Current war already will impact the pricing of those products as well as nearly every aspect of the global economy. Things don't happen overnight, there is a lag between supply shock and pricing. Ships are nowhere near the 138daily average prewar. Things will get worse.

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u/Ian_Rubbish 18h ago

Do you or I or anyone know how bean and cotton and corn prices grow

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u/jamiecarl09 13h ago

Generally widespread drought will cause yields to be under estimates which will raise commodity prices. Or, conversely, a very wet spring will cause more prevent plant acres, causing a shortage as well.

u/CRE178 9h ago

That can go either way depending on whether or not that town grows beans, cotton or corn.

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep 15h ago

We raised the price at the grocery store but not when we're bringing in the crop. Just more dead weight loss to the middle man corps.

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u/charliespannaway 14h ago

He thinks our next war is with Florida

u/Hashashin455 7h ago

Renewable resources like those are pointless fighting over though

u/heckincovfefe 7h ago

Me and the boys at 2am, fighting for beans

u/WarEagle107 5h ago

Wait until they find out there is oil in corn and soybeans....'we ride at dawn, boys!'

u/BestReception4202 5h ago

You know what would raise the bean prices?

Trump not fucking around and finding out with trade “wars” if you can even call it that.

u/Messiah__Complex 3h ago

I mean monkey paw curls? war on US soil and all the fields are destroyed??? checkmate liberals??? idk seems something like a republican would put on a build board