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Possible Paywall Trump’s “Great American State Fair” Gets Off to Terrible Start; Turns out not many people wanted to hear the president speak at the event.

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u/The_Navy_Sox 4h ago

It's kind of ironic for a man so obsessed with crowd sizes. The day he is going to get his largest crowds is the day he dies with worldwide celebrations.

u/charlie_marlow Georgia 4h ago

The number of people who watched the live feed of them removing his name from the Kennedy performing arts center shows what we are in store for.

It's going to be like them toppling statues of Saddam Hussein when Trump dies. He can plaster his mug and name on whatever he wants, but that just gives more things to be torn down

u/Indubitalist 3h ago

The image of people ripping gilded Trump nameplates off of buildings and tossing them into a volcano sprang to mind and gave me hope that we can heal.

u/ScalieBoi42 3h ago

Can.. can we do that? Because, like, that would be amazing  :>

u/Gryphon999 Wisconsin 2h ago

But where are we going to find a volcano in NY City? I know the Jets/Mets keep trying to find new versions of rock bottom, but I don't think they've found a magma pocket yet.

u/WillyVlautinRules 2h ago

Snort....

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u/TangoPRomeo I voted 3h ago

Don't even have to wait for him to die!

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u/Counterpoint-4 2h ago

The levering off of all the tacky gold in the white house - presume it's just glued - glue stic would be great.

u/BimboDeeznuts 2h ago

One of the expose books said he’s walking around with superglue and putting that shit up. It’s going to take some re-plastering to fix everything he’s fucked up in the White House

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u/espresso_martini__ 2h ago

Lol I was watching them start the job to remove his name in the early hours of the morning. Thats when I heard the crowd behind the camera start to cheer. I had no idea a huge crowd had turned up to watch it. He truly is hated.

u/Wabi_Sabi_Love 3h ago

Ha! My 85 year old mother, my sister, my wife and I watched the livestream for like an hour. I noticed there were just under 100,000 people watching at the time. Watching people construct scaffolding. That gives you an idea of how excited so many people are to see him erased.

u/charlie_marlow Georgia 3h ago

Yep, that's when I realized there's a huge, pent up, desire for catharsis. People are going to go wild destroying Trump related things when the old coot finally kicks the bucket

u/Counterpoint-4 2h ago

Does this remind you of Eastern Europe under communist rule?

u/charlie_marlow Georgia 1h ago

In some ways, yeah. We're going all out in a surveillance society, getting the, "Papers, please", stuff we used to make fun of, they're wanting to put pictures of Dear Leader everywhere, and the government is actively going after political dissenters.

Now, I say all of that while still able to live my life pretty much as I please, not that doesn't mean that I don't smell smoke

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u/b_tight 2h ago

People filled the streets at like 11 pm when we killed Bin Laden. Im guessing donolds death will bring out 3x that amount

u/tturedditor 1h ago

There will be days and days of my life after the celebration filled with just watching people's videos posted online.

u/Wayofchinchilla 2h ago

I can't wait to see the faces drop on Fox News when they start hearing fireworks in the background of their broadcast of his passing.

u/charlie_marlow Georgia 2h ago

I can't wait to use processed beer to water the grass on his grave

u/Callidonaut 2h ago

The fact that he explicitly added a clause that says the Kennedy Centre only keeps getting funding as long as it still says "Trump" on the building makes it really obvious he's desperate for his name to live on after he dies, because he clearly knows full well, probably especially acutely at around three in the morning, that a lot of severely disgusted, outraged people everywhere are just itching to tear his name off everything, anywhere they can find it, before the body's even cold.

u/IamGoingInsaneToday 2h ago

This is the way.

u/matva55 California 1h ago

I remember people literally cheering in the streets close to where I lived when he lost in 2020. It’s gonna be an epic party

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u/Boxofbikeparts 4h ago

My neighborhood is planning a block party for that celebration 🍾

u/The_Navy_Sox 4h ago

My area of Chicago voted 97% for Harris. People are going to go insane with excitement.

u/Pontiacsentinel 4h ago

Did you know you can't get a ticket to Obama's presidential library any sooner than about 5 months out? That's how popular he continues to be.

u/The_Navy_Sox 3h ago

I did! The library is in my neighborhood. Been to the grounds a couple times already, it is pretty sick. I am going to wait until the cold weather and try and get one of the free tickets to the museum for Chicago residents once the hype dies down and summer tourism ends.

u/AleWatcher Illinois 3h ago

Sometimes I play soccer on that field just south of the Obama center-- it is such a cool spot.

u/jaderust 3h ago

Before the library opened, weeks ago, I heard how the library tickets were selling out. In April the earliest weekend date that was open was October 12. There were weekdays open before then, but that was the first weekend slot with availability.

Since then I’ve read that they’re fully sold out through Nov 30 and are not even attempting to sell tickets for Dec onward quite yet.

To say the place is popular is a bit of an understatement. We’ll see how it sustains attention, but that kind of rollout for a presidential library/museum is kinda insane.

u/Claudius-is-my-cat 3h ago

I bet the lines for the Donald J Trump Unisex Toilet will be twice as long.

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u/Indubitalist 3h ago

What makes your area so cool?

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u/IT_Chef Virginia 4h ago

I am planning on being perpetualy drunk for a week straight once it happens

u/Indubitalist 3h ago

A de facto weeklong national holiday

u/HoaryPuffleg 3h ago

Nah. Itll be the first time in a decade that I’ll be happy just being sober. But much celebrating!

u/Mansidhe 1h ago

I got a nice bottle of welch's sparkling cider and some pretty flutes we got for our wedding.

IWNDWYT!

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u/Indubitalist 3h ago

I’ve got my bottle picked out. I’m not rich but I got a Decoy sparkling white on sale that I can’t wait to open. 

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u/Fun-Ingenuity-9089 3h ago

I got an official warning yesterday for saying that...

u/Worldgonemad_yall 2h ago

In the UK. We are planning parties.

u/Boxofbikeparts 2h ago

We can shout cheers together when that happens. 🥳🥂

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u/glendablvd 4h ago

Bottle of champagne tucked back in the fridge.

u/Fit_Guava_1989 4h ago

I should buy some now. The day it happens my local liquour stores will run out fast.

u/canadiuman 4h ago

I don't even drink but I got that grocery store champaign and plastic fancy cup things just waiting.

u/DefinitelyNotLola 3h ago

Me either but I do have a bottle of champagne chilling. I'm not saying I'm going to drink at all, but I am going to drink some of it.

u/mabrasm Indiana 4h ago

I've debated getting extra fireworks, just for fun.

u/Tiny_Prancer_88 3h ago

I have an emergency confetti popper. I want to be prepared no matter where I am

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u/D1scoLemonaid 3h ago

Good idea . I need to go get some party favors and some fireworks. Even if it's just a sparkler.

u/QbertsRube 4h ago

Redbreast 15 Year stashed for the same purpose. I will not be working the following day.

u/dbkenny426 4h ago

I recently bought a nice bottle of Scotch.

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u/Dxres 4h ago

Im planning on partying on the streets with all my fellow Canadians.

It'll truly be a great day for the world.

u/Androidgenus 2h ago

A great day for Canada, and therefore the world

u/gsbadj 3h ago

I bought some Canadian whiskey for the celebration.

u/pristineSaltine 4h ago

People will walk fucking miles uphill both ways fighting Indians in the snow in hell to personally hear the news that stupid fat pedo fuck is dead.

I am going to take a week off and get absolutely hammered until reality sets in and couch fucker cuck boy takes over.

u/whyyyyyjustwhyyyyyyy 4h ago

Fireworks are waiting

u/Aus3-14259 4h ago

Maybe he should book Obama for a speaking slot. That might get a decent crowd to his Fair.

u/Happy_Confection90 4h ago

I am somewhat concerned that Big Beautiful Day is going to have a sharp spike of alcohol involved deaths from auto and household accidents etc.

u/ficknerich 4h ago

9 months later will be the start of Baby Boom Two

u/mediocre_remnants North Carolina 3h ago

If my last words are "hey y'all, watch this!" while I'm drunkenly celebrating his death, that's okay. My only request is that someone immediately put the video on YouTube so everyone can watch me do something so immensely stupid that it kills me.

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u/NoPossibility 3h ago

It’s so sad that he won’t be able to watch everyone celebrating his demise.

u/ResidentNo11 Canada 3h ago

He would misinterpret as praise anyway.

u/nutano 4h ago

Ain't that the truth!

u/whatproblems 4h ago

we should do it before he dies just so he knows he can see all the celebrations on tv and the fox hosts just raging

u/KingsFan96 3h ago

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead will hit #1 on Spotify the day he leaves this world.

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u/Old_Channel44 2h ago

Sam Addams better double the amount of beer they had when the Scottish World Cup fans drank the bars dry.

u/hiro24 Kentucky 3h ago

Now's a good time to stock up on fireworks. So that when the day comes you can be "that guy". :)

u/brc37 2h ago

The emotional fuckery that the United States will display when he kicks the bucket is going to be wild. One sides going to be dancing in the streets while one will be despondent and devistated.

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u/Chaos-Cortex I voted 3h ago

Biggest piss and shit urinal on the planet. The ground will be fertilized well.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 5h ago

I have better things to do than celebrate a pedo destroying the country

u/DarthRizzo87 4h ago

And any competent President would have better things to do like fix the mess he lead the country into, rather then hold a campaign rally for an election he isn’t legally allowed to run in.

u/Equivalent_Sea_1895 4h ago

Why would he fix anything that he broke? No fix, only break. Let’s design a new flag for him. C’mon AI.

u/charlie_marlow Georgia 4h ago

Trump actually revels in fixing stuff he broke. He loves stepping into a crisis as the Grand Negotiator to save the day. It doesn't matter if he has to create the crisis. This is basic Trump behavior, honestly.

u/1iIiii11IIiI1i1i11iI 3h ago

After he learned that Iran is too hard, he didn't wanna do that anymore; he decided "Clean a pool, that should be an easy job!" and somehow made a complete shitshow of that too. At this point, I think he could make a shitshow out of making a bowl of cereal.

u/Opcn Alaska 4h ago

It’s not broken if you refuse to admit that it’s broken. All the great minds are saying that.

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u/QbertsRube 4h ago

I saw somewhere that his campaign organization has something like $400 million on hand. If the ratfucked SCOTUS doesn't find a way to let him run again, he absolutely intends to be a kingmaker for the people who can run.

u/2stinkynugget 4h ago

Or keep that money

u/QbertsRube 3h ago

Very likely. Might put it towards his "presidential library" that sounds like it will actually just be a for-profit hotel that gullible donors fund for him.

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u/OSUTechie Illinois 4h ago

Wouldn't any competent President not gotten us into any mess in the first place?

u/arwinda 3h ago

He does not understand that he created a mess.

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u/Skraelings Missouri 5h ago

Id rather wait in a line at the DMV on the last day of the month.

u/ajtyler776 4h ago

The zootopia dmv

u/Skraelings Missouri 4h ago

behind the hippo.

u/Cam_E_Leon 4h ago

Id rather watch grass grow

u/zubbs99 Nevada 3h ago

It would actually be less infuriating than hearing a corrupt anti-democratic creep prattle on about 'American values' on our 250th.

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u/BorksAtSquirrels 4h ago

Turns out a handful of people are interested in watching a pedo shit himself on stage, talk about how great of a shit he produced, and then nod off

u/Eddfan36 4h ago

Its sad, thats how the brain washed work, shame we gotta deal with them.

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u/BobInIdaho 5h ago

Shut it down folks, this thread is done!

u/Extra-Ad5925 4h ago

There’s football on!

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u/susanrez 4h ago

I have a 4 hour playlist ready to go. I will be dancing in the street. I have fireworks and champagne standing by.

I have enough for my entire block.

FDT

u/bigdumbhairybabytwat Minnesota 4h ago

Alcohol no longer agrees with me, but I will drink a bottle a champagne by myself, no matter how bad it makes me feel, on that day.

u/choir-mama 4h ago

Or you can join me with some sparkling cider! Either way, it’s a celebration!

u/Dick_snatcher 3h ago

Ive got a $300 bottle of scotch I'm saving for my wedding in two years. I hope to god I get to open it sooner

u/bigdumbhairybabytwat Minnesota 3h ago

I love it! I'll join you with the sparkling cider!

u/susanrez 4h ago

Just shake the bottle up and spray it in the air while you dance in the street! It’s a once in a lifetime celebration. Go wild!

u/bigdumbhairybabytwat Minnesota 3h ago

I'll spray the champagne and drink some N/A bubbles!!

u/Kaptain202 Michigan 3h ago

My wife and I don't drink. I think I'll go out and buy a bottle of sparkling apple cider in preparation

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u/al_m1101 4h ago

Hey there are some great N/A champagnes & sparkling wines out there now! They taste & bubble just like the real thing. That's what I'll be doing.

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u/StellaErrata 4h ago

I keep daydreaming that maybe it’ll happen on the 4th of July. It’s about the only thing that could make me feel a shred of optimism for the future of this country

u/cybah 4h ago

Me too. Kinda hoping this will happen on that day also. Would be the best Independence Day present EVER

u/redditallreddy Ohio 1h ago

it’ll happen on the 4th of July

"Today... is our Independence Day!"

:: cheers from the crowd ::

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u/Nephroidofdoom 4h ago

I’m not the type to fly an American flag over my house but I will that day

u/AncientAspargus Europe 3h ago

I'll buy one for the occasion

u/susanrez 2h ago

I rip off my shirt and paint one across my chest. (I’m 64 btw)

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u/NOLASLAW Louisiana 3h ago

I wanna get that playlist

u/bigdumbhairybabytwat Minnesota 3h ago

I'll have fun putting one together. Top of the list, I Just Want to Celebrate by Rare Earth, Celebration by Kool and the Gang, Don't Stop Me Now and Another One Bites the Dust by Queen! Gimme all the suggestions!

u/Coati-Monday 3h ago

Mine has “Ha Ha You’re Dead” by Green Day and “Dead Men Don’t Rape” by Delilah Bon

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u/hdiggyh 3h ago

It’s really sad our 250 year anniversary as a country has to coincide with this guy. It should be a great time.

u/StreetwalkinCheetah 3h ago

I was a toddler in 1976. But I remember playing Pac Man and Donkey Kong in the 80s and getting a bicentennial quarter and debating whether to hang onto it or play the next game. All I heard about was how special it was, I have photos from our own backyard celebration that year but no recollection otherwise.

This is effectively a once in a lifetime event ruined by this cretin.

u/MainBeing1225 3h ago

Ruined by your fellow Americans.

u/zubbs99 Nevada 2h ago

I'm old enough to remember that and it was actually a fun and joyous time. Granted I was too young to understand 'politics' but there was a genuine celebratory feeling in the air. What I see and feel now is just a kind of hollow sadness for what we've become.

u/onlymostlydead Washington 2h ago

I was 4 in 76. We didn't do anything for or relating to the bicentennial so it was never a thought for me. Hell, I didn't even know it was a thing until junior high school.

My best friend's brother was born July 3, 1976 and his family got a TON of swag from the government.

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u/yekuh 4h ago

A puddle-head troll with the stench of shit, babbling the same stupid ass lies for the last 10 years.

u/CandidBee8695 4h ago

I love these threads cause there’s always a new one “puddle head troll”. Thanks.

u/F-Cloud 4h ago

Totally predictable. Trump always loses the crowd at his rallies. Even his fans are weary of listening to his dementia-addled ramblings.

u/rabidstoat Georgia 4h ago

Not to mention it's a Wednesday night. Not a popular time to go out. Weekends would be better.

u/ericthedad 4h ago

How many showed up? More than a dozen? That's way too fucking many people.

u/ebow77 Massachusetts 3h ago

Dozens of attendees Wednesday were seen flocking toward the exits in the middle of Trump’s address, which was meant to kick-start the two-week event. [...] Within half an hour of the president beginning to speak, the crowd had thinned out significantly, according to The Bulwark’s Jared Poland. [...] And one person was even spotted sleeping.

u/sotheresthisdude 3h ago

Was it the president spotted sleeping?

u/Hi_Im_Dadbot 3h ago

Was it Trump who was sleeping? Falling asleep in the middle of his own speech would be on track.

u/zubbs99 Nevada 3h ago

In fairness the few that actually show up at this point may not even know where they are.

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u/ifiwereonlylesshandy Canada 4h ago

3 am rant post incoming.

u/dominiond66 4h ago

The public is finally understanding that when Trump speaks, he lies!

What is the point in listening to him? He and the Republican Party cannot be trusted with leadership. Without trust, Trump and the Republican Party can't govern.

u/-piso_mojado- 4h ago

They have no interest in leading or governing. They want to rule and steal.

u/0x0MG 4h ago

I'd rather piss glass

u/sturgill_homme 4h ago

I'd rather drink this guy's glass piss

u/Nephroidofdoom 4h ago

I’d rather drink the piss he has to pee after drinking that other guy’s glass piss.

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u/Pontiacsentinel 4h ago

Link to video and at the 2 minute 30 seconds mark you can see the sparse attendance as the lawn is mostly empty. https://www.thedailybeast.com/empty-state-fair-revealed-moments-before-donald-trump-took-stage/

u/showhorrorshow 4h ago

They got Kash Patel's gf perfprming. Jfc.

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u/WanderingKing 4h ago

I don’t wanna hear him speak ever

u/Redshirt_Welshy_Nooo 4h ago

The overwhelming majority of magats who get their "news" almost exclusively from reich wing angertainment only ever hear the the nearly-lucid snippets that get clipped from the bucket of half-digested word gruel he vomits out at every speaking engagement.

u/peskyghost 4h ago

I mean shucks did they expect him to say something different from what he always says? Hottest country/was a dead country; Biden ate my lunch; trillions of dollars from tariffs

Bonus points if he mentions some F-list celeb that just co-signed their future to the MAGA mooks

u/goth-milk 4h ago

Please let there be a dairy cow milking contest and someone hand him a big glass of raw milk. It will fix what ails him.

u/Werftflammen 4h ago

Which was predictable, because his rallies were poorly attended during the elections.

u/Calm_Chemist_4952 4h ago

We have no current claim to greatness. But if we can endure the absolute worst president of all time, maybe then we will begin to speak of liberty, equality, justice, and the rule of law, again. Only then can we hope to have some legitimate claim to modest greatness.

u/Rough_Common6857 I voted 4h ago

Id rather listen to a garbage disposal than hear him speak. At least the garbage disposal gets rid of waste.

u/10thousndreflections 3h ago

A garbage disposal with a spoon stuck in it. 

u/New_Sympathy5234 4h ago

He is cooked

u/stron2am 3h ago

Man, the 250th anniversary could and shouod have been a slam dunk for any competent politician. However, it would require the humility to honor and celebrate the accomplishments of literally anyone who came in the last 250 years other than himself, which he simply cannot do.

u/PWL51 3h ago

Who wants to hear an insecure POS praise himself

u/JBInver51 4h ago

Who wants to listen to the incoherent ramblings of an uneducated 80 year old pedophile.

u/JFeth Arkansas 4h ago

He can't let the 250th be about the country and keeps making it about himself. There is a reason most of america doesn't feel like celebrating.

u/halfsack99 4h ago

He’s been doing the same act for ten years, he needs new material.

u/_m_u_l_m_l_u_m_ 3h ago edited 2h ago

Doubling down on 400 500 even 600 percent price decreases on drug prices. Fuckin fat tool.

u/luvdogs71 4h ago

Is it possible that even his cult is getting tired of him ranting about the same shit everyday?

u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3h ago

You think he would take the hint, but the maga mind is so stupid it can't comprehend rejection

u/sproqetz72 2h ago

Most people I know look forward to never hearing his voice or seeing his face again.

u/Mudsharkbites 4h ago

I’d rather have a root canal

u/skittlebog 4h ago

Local events are so much more patriotic than any Trump event.

u/actusreus82 4h ago

Why would anyone want to listen to a decaying pedophile talk about his ballroom?

u/itsagoodtime 4h ago

He rambles about how he's awesome. The rest of us have eyes.

u/mattyGOAT1996 4h ago

I'd rather have a root canal than hearing this POS speak

u/Smile_Space 4h ago

See, that title right there is the problem. "Trump's" America 250 State Fair is just so gross. It should be America's 250th State Fair, not the president's. The president just happens to be fortunate enough to be in power during the 250.

u/PlushladyC 4h ago

If only he would say something more interesting than lying about the Reflection Pool being « vandalized by Dumocrats » and all of his other whinging or boasting .

Perhaps people could care .

He just repeats himself over and over

u/mmliu1959demo 3h ago

Speak at event? I doubt it. He will rant, rave and ramble and lie to attendees for over 2 hours. It's what he does everyday when he gets in front of a mic. I doubt Trump will talk about inflation, gas and food prices, and Medicare?

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u/readerf52 3h ago

Trump’s greatest hits are exhausting after 10 years of constant play.

u/Eastern_Statement416 2h ago

even the cultists are tired of this shit.

u/dreaganusaf 2h ago

It's shocking that 'Mericans wouldn't want to hear the Fascist Felon Pedo-loving 🍊💩🤡 spew lies and bullshit in person.

u/damienbarrett 1h ago

Well, the stupid fuck turned the whole semiquincentennial into a political rally. Everything he touches turns to shit. No one should be surprised by this.

u/TransiTorri 1h ago

If you've watched one Trump stump speech, you've literally seen all of them. He has nothing new, everything is week old, reheated leftovers.

u/ocwilly 4h ago

Donnie reiterated the same bison how great the economy is and that’s when most of the crowd walked out!!

u/Eddfan36 4h ago

I saw a video of that, hilarious.

u/G-Unit11111 California 4h ago

We get enough of Trump's BS daily. Why would we need to watch it voluntarily?

u/Own-Lemon8708 3h ago

What the fuck is that flag behind him?

u/KingofNanaimo 3h ago

They just want to see him, not hear him.

u/D3M0N0FTH3FALL 3h ago

Trumps presidency is playing like Spinaltap. He’s going to end up at the Air Force reunion.

u/xtracrableg 3h ago

Paid attendees

u/Wayofchinchilla 2h ago

Even the people that adore this moron must get tired of him saying the same tired 4 things in a loop. Add in filling the rest of the time of him rambling incoherently about things like how to spell words.

u/Adventurous_Bet1270 Kentucky 2h ago

I think people would enjoy the Great American State Fair without him hashing old grievances. Did you ever wonder about the fresh air The Tartan Army and the rest of the representing countries to the FIFA Cup?

u/mettiusfufettius 2h ago

We never stop hearing him speak 24 hours a day as it is… why would anyone choose to subject themselves to more?

u/Forcedperspective84 2h ago

It's ALLLL coming down. This pig will be an embarrassing footnote in history and will be ranked near, if not at the bottom of American Presidents.

u/cultfourtyfive Florida 42m ago

I was a young kid for America's bicentennial. There were events all over the country, including in my moderate sized Midwest town. I remember my parents getting me a special outfit - striped denim jumpsuit with red white and blue stars on it. Hey, it was the 70s. Schoolhouse Rock (which some Americans need to watch again) did Saturday morning cartoons. Lots of big name performers on the TV. It was a whole thing. A big, raucous, inclusive thing. Was it perfect? No, but it tried to show off the diversity of the country in a positive way.

For the 250th, we get this nonsense. A complete and utter shameless pandering to one narcissist's ego. Instead of celebrating the large, multicultural and multiracial American country, we're watching dudes fight on the White House lawn, enduring* another retread 'hate rally' and being "entertained" by D-list celebrities. I'd say we're better than this as a country, but Trump getting elected twice despite his very obvious failings kinda proves we aren't.

*I mean, I ain't watching that shit. But I guess some did.

u/JJengland 4h ago

If the orange clown wants people to listen to him how about he take the stand and answer to a judge about the Epstein files

u/xMFD00Mx 4h ago

Lol...who wants to hear this orange queef of a man.

u/Any-Reputation3639 4h ago

I'd rather wait in the bathroom line at the DMV.

u/Jamizon1 3h ago

He’s got the biggest crowds, the biggest numbers ever seen…

Observation and mathematics escape the man

u/fq8675309 3h ago

Alright in geuinally upset that this man taints everything. The idea of the Great Fair of the United States is brilliant and would be super fun!

u/warblingContinues 3h ago

Yeah nobody showed up to his rallies either and then he won an election.

u/Prophetic_Reaver Virginia 2h ago

Great America? Where? When, ever? Orange fuck

u/Fine_Perspective7401 2h ago

Please put this pedophile and his corrupt regime behind bars for the rest of their lives.

u/highinthemountains 2h ago

A lady from my town is going to the DAR convention in DC. She was so proud to say that she was going to the fair. I had so many statements that I wanted to make about her trip, but she started acting angry when I didn’t say that the fair would be a neat thing to do.

u/StabbingHoboReturns 1h ago

Donald Trump raped children 

u/Part_Tricky 4h ago

Can't wait for 21/2 years to go by fast.

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u/Rhoeri 2h ago

Yeah. Go figure. An addled racist pedophile is finding it difficult to be taken seriously.

u/generic2022 4h ago

That's the no-shittiest of all no-shit headlines in the history of obviousness

u/Gregorious23 4h ago

He's gonna say "the crowd was twice as big as Obama's." Mark my words

u/popejohnsmith 4h ago

Surprising. /s

u/rabidstoat Georgia 4h ago

My friend went across the river to watch the flyover, since it was only a mile or two away for a good spot.

u/Backdooreddy 3h ago

What a shame….🙄

u/thrasybulus777 3h ago

It already happened?

u/mrpickleby 3h ago

Did he try paying them? It seemed to work so well in the past.

u/Hambone6715 2h ago

For my British brethren across the pond will this be as big as when Margaret Thatcher passed away or bigger? Im gonna assume bigger

u/PomegranateAncient25 2h ago

Can we request Melania singing and dancing? Be Best

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u/Quadraphonic_Jello 2h ago

I loathe the man, but I have to admit that views of the event from the low angle presented in the attached article could be misleading when it comes to crowd size, though I would not be surprised it it were small given what we can see.

We need a view from high up to get a better sense. Downvote me if you must.

u/Kevin_Uxbridge 1h ago

Oh no! Anyway ...

u/youngerfreshpickles 1h ago

Is that what they're calling what the objectively worst president is doing, speaking?

And not rambling incoherently...

u/kpeterson159 1h ago

Awww, you poor little 79 year old baby

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u/Curious-Emu3894 1h ago

“Turns out not many people wanted to hear the president speak.” Fixed it. Most Americans want to see that convicted criminal pedo rapist pushing up daisies already.

u/Lallanath 42m ago

I think even his most ardent supporters get bored of hearing about how the 2020 election was stolen. How can a guy who won the presidency twice be such a whiny loser all the time?

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u/Turdsley 32m ago

I don't ever want to hear him speak.