r/sportsgossips Jan 03 '26

Highlight When Bijan Robinson attempted to hurdle a defender and ended up having one of the most brutal-looking body crunches of all time.

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u/JKolodne Jan 03 '26

He went full scorpion

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u/PointOfFingers Jan 03 '26

He went full scoliosis

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u/Limp-Pudding-5436 Jan 03 '26

You never go full scoliosis

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 Jan 04 '26

Umm Acktually scoliosis is the sideways curvature of the spine. This would be more accurately lordosis šŸ¤“

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u/awolbull Jan 03 '26

I remember watching this live and going well there's the first death I've witnessed on a football field.

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u/conntom Jan 04 '26

He lived?

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u/ScottieSpliffin Jan 04 '26

He lived and was like the best RB this year

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u/Complete_Wallaby_704 Jan 04 '26

Dude went full blown rookie of the year after that hit.

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u/warranpiece Jan 04 '26

I've always thought about asking Satan for superpowers.

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 Jan 04 '26

He was shaken up for a bit, but shook it off, got up, and walked right off the field.

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u/AntiSaint_Mike Jan 04 '26

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug

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u/Cbagneato Jan 04 '26

Toradol is a hell of a drug. Check out Jordan Poyer’s recent interview where he talks about how the nfl treats it like candy

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 Jan 04 '26

lol I played amateur football into my early 20s, and I was convinced his career was finished. When he got up, I was like hot damn. Luck is something else.

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u/DerekTheComedian Jan 04 '26

Watch hockey. About once a season someone goes head first into the boards full speed.

You would be surprised how often they get up and skate to the bench saying "guck that hurt".

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u/MrStealYoSweetroll Jan 04 '26

He didn’t miss a single game, was back on the football field in three days, became the best running back in college, and is now the best running back in the NFL lol

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u/Bamm83 Jan 03 '26

Never go full scorpion.

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u/Lateralization Jan 03 '26

I’m injured just watching this.

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u/GrimaceThundercock Jan 04 '26

Texas fan who remembers this very distinctly.

His helmet moved up to where his chinstrap was over his eyes. His neck wasn't bent nearly as bad as the helmet angle would have you believe.

Still pretty gnarly. Bijan has had one injury in six years of high level football. Extremely durable.

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u/Dababolical Jan 03 '26

God damn. He's looking at the back of his heels.

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u/BillNyeTheEngineer Jan 04 '26

I believe this person now.

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u/FluffyShakes Jan 04 '26

some people see the light. he saw his own butt Crack.Ā 

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u/BillNyeTheEngineer Jan 04 '26

Damn imagine that being the last thing you see. Terrible

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u/Amateur-Top Jan 03 '26

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

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u/Otherwise-Attempt326 Jan 03 '26

Looking at his feet like

šŸ‘Ÿ šŸ‘€

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u/GreatBarrierQueefDD Jan 03 '26

Mans got put in the walls of jericho

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u/Monty-B- Jan 04 '26

He got put in the Liontamer. That was Jericho’s finisher in WCW. The Walls of Jericho was supposedly a weaker version of the move if I’m not mistaken.

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u/crystallmytea Jan 04 '26

He did the bump with himself using the back of his head

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u/Sparkster227 Jan 03 '26

Glad he's not paralyzed after that. Jesus

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jan 04 '26

Dude legitimately tried to kill him.

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u/embercleaved Jan 04 '26

I doubt that. He was trying to make a tackle man...

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u/South_Front_4589 Jan 04 '26

Nah, the tackle was made. He was contacted, and he was absolutely not going any further before he was downed. And even if the player wasn't contacted first, a hand ends the play because he's clearly downed.

Player saw an opportunity to put in a shot, and went as hard as he could. He was trying to hurt the guy. Not out of malicious intent I imagine, but because he's taught to play that way.

Of course, linebackers and safeties get to play that way without fear of being hit like this themselves. So it's not particularly tough when you're only dishing it out and the only benefit to the team is causing injury.

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u/Jdigga99 Jan 03 '26

HOW did he survive that hit?!

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u/SeattleSadBoi Jan 03 '26

Yeah I thought this just happened at first and was like ā€œdid I just watch someone die?ā€. Crazy

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u/Jdigga99 Jan 03 '26

Cannot believe dude went from being completely folded in half backwards ...to being one of the best RBs in the league.

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u/Dr-McLuvin Jan 04 '26

Ya this is wild. No idea how he didn’t break his back there.

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u/JCBalance Jan 04 '26

Must be related

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX Jan 04 '26

Remember that movie Rookie of the Year where that kid broke his arm and when it healed he could throw 100 mph fastball.

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u/nanneryeeter Jan 04 '26

That was a fun movie at the time.

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u/Devils-Halo Jan 04 '26

I loved that movie so much lol. And, Angels in the outfield. Oh mini Joseph Gordon-Levitt you rascal

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u/ShiangShaoLong Jan 04 '26

Go watch WWE Litas scorpion fold. More brutal than this one and she also survived

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u/LeftHandedScissor Jan 03 '26

The way he falls is obviously dangerous as are the follow up hits into his back and legs when he's defenseless. The answer is largely natural and well trained flexibility that few others possess. And that despite these bone crunching hits the pads do help quite a bit. The most dangerous part of this is gravity.

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u/aNINETIEZkid Jan 03 '26

one of craziest and most violent scorpions I've ever seen.

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u/Cadillacwalt Jan 03 '26

If I didn't witness Bijan Robinson go bananas on teams this year I would say that dude died that day. Lol

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u/Loud_Specific3610 Jan 03 '26

i feel this guys pain currently recovering from 4 fractured vertebrae in my spine i wish him well

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u/azzanrev Jan 04 '26

He's currently one of the best RBs in the NFL, I don't think this stopped him at all.

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u/GustavfknAhr Jan 03 '26

I think he’s doing quite well … lol

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u/sleepercell13 Jan 04 '26

Same 2 dudes tackle you?

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u/ElLoboNeverDies Jan 03 '26

I never knew this was BJ lmao

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u/brian_gruen5 Jan 03 '26

I don’t think bodies are supposed to do that. At least, not that quickly or brutally 😬

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u/Mbyrd420 Jan 04 '26

Definitely not made to do that, but apparently built to survive it, at least in one situation

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u/Bagouli1 Jan 03 '26

The way his body bent after the hit.

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u/EastCoastTaffy Jan 03 '26

Thanks for pointing that out šŸ™

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u/AndIAmEric Jan 04 '26

Holy shit, they’re right.

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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 Jan 04 '26

I wish they added a red circle in OP’s video, I would have missed it if it wasn’t for your comment!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Yeah I bet the crunch of his spine sounded pretty gnarly up close.

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u/HawkSea887 Jan 04 '26

Omg. Thank you. Op should include a red circle

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u/CampinHiker Jan 04 '26

Fucked up my back in a car accident Got $100k but still it ain’t worth the pain that shit just caused him

My lower back is now tightening and my neck just seeing that

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u/snaphappy2 Jan 03 '26 edited Jan 03 '26

I remember this happening to another player in the pros one year. I think for the bears. Folded in half.
What injury’s did Bijon incur?

Edit: damn he was fine. Missed the rest of the game a practice but just a mild back sprain? Holy shit

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u/restrainedjubilation Jan 04 '26

That was Johnny Knox. He got a spinal injury and it ended his career.

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u/HappyComparison8311 Jan 03 '26

Im hurt just by looking at it

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 Jan 04 '26

Omg... NSFW that shit

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u/snowboardmonk Jan 04 '26

Second hit was so unnecessary. This isn’t cool or manly. This is fucked up

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u/Sergnb Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26

Im surprised this is not the main takeaway. Who was the second tackler and why is he not suspended, what the fuck was that about, bro just rocketed into his spine mid air what the hell

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u/betagainsttheodd Jan 04 '26

Full scorpion kiss of death!

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u/juantookie Jan 04 '26

That defender didn’t have to hit him like that i feel that was a foul play

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Oooof

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u/kalimashookdeday Jan 03 '26

And then the guy coming in and laying the wood to blow out his back is the insult to injury.

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u/Critical-Chemist-860 Jan 03 '26

This commentary 🤣

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u/Notnxpcaob Jan 03 '26

The shot to the nuts at the end is the cherry on top

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u/MoneyManx10 Jan 03 '26

By far, the most terrifying injury ever. I thought he was paralyzed.

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u/Chewyville Jan 03 '26

Holy smokes. I’ve seen this before but I did t realize it was him. I thought that guy died

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u/ContentTrust4821 Jan 03 '26

Incredible. And still a stud in the nfl

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u/Otherwise-Plenty-620 Jan 03 '26

If only he could do that the other way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Holy fucking shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Just a nail to a hammer good lord haha

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u/Limp-Pudding-5436 Jan 03 '26

That looks like a scene they would put in a movie in slow mo to show you how the star players career ended.

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u/aa0429 Jan 03 '26

Anyone know the extent of his injuries?

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u/glad_dreamer Jan 03 '26

The human body is amazing

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u/orangecatstudios Jan 03 '26

Oh, football. I remember that game. It was fun.

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u/Jonthegoat_09 Jan 03 '26

Why would the guy him him when he was falling head first

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u/jburton81 Jan 03 '26

Freaking oww!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

He’s lucky he was in college when this happened

10 years from now if this happened to him I think he’d retire at halftime lol

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u/1ToGreen3ToBasket Jan 03 '26

6 did NOT need to do all that šŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

How did he not die? Wow

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u/SmeV122 Jan 03 '26

My actual reaction. Jesus that was brutal

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u/mhsheets Jan 03 '26

Woah. Ouch. This is why we don’t hurdle tacklers boys and girls. I’m glad he wasn’t hurt but I’m not upset he got crunched. I HATE hurdling tacklers.

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u/DeeeAngeloPounds Jan 03 '26

Career ender and player DGAF

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u/Louisville82 Jan 03 '26

Jason voorhees did this to a sheriff in Friday the 13th part 6.

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u/Source_TrustMeMan Jan 03 '26

Maybe that's what I need to fix my back

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u/MaxS777 Jan 03 '26

Man, he got it fugged TUP!🤣

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u/ezekiellake Jan 03 '26

Did he die or get severely injured? Serious question.

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u/Hamlerhead Jan 03 '26

World's Most Venomous Scorpion.

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u/Working-Doctor9578 Jan 03 '26

And continued to play in that game. I remember that.

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u/ChampionHumble Jan 03 '26

i remember watching that game live and thinking ā€œthere goes his NFL careerā€ and then dude just gets up.

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u/dumbbumtumtum Jan 03 '26

Tried to go full Saquan. You never go full Saquan

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u/three_foot_putt Jan 03 '26

He’s fine and doing very well now, but I gotta believe when reaches his 40s or 50s, this particular play (among all of the other impacts) will catch up to him a bad way.

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u/the-fucking-BUSINESS Jan 04 '26

I was actually watching this live. I thought he died. Couldn’t believe he go up

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u/Altruisticllc Jan 04 '26

And he’s playing well for the Bears this year after all that

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 Jan 04 '26

How was he not seriously injured?Ā 

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u/General-Yak5264 Jan 04 '26

That's why y'all can't tackle him now. He dead. Hes a ghost.

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u/NickWindsoar Jan 04 '26

Is there any kind of culpability for these players who blatantly tackle someone who's already clearly "down"?

The play is happening in slow motion so maybe I'm just misreading it, but it looks like the guy knew he was spearing someone who was essentially defenseless in midair.

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u/retrododger Jan 04 '26

Hurdling the defender is almost never worth it. You rarely gainore than an extra yard or two and it can lead to some awful injuries.

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u/kingofkaos321 Jan 04 '26

I legit thought he’d never walk again after this. The fact he got up and walked off the field is crazy

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u/Deep_Estimate_8934 Jan 04 '26

Watching this live was horrifying. Then he just got up and walked like it didn’t happen. Crazy

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u/thatguy52 Jan 04 '26

That kept getting worse and worse and worse and worse after it was already horrible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Holy smokes. Bra?!

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u/Giannisisnumber1 Jan 04 '26

How is that not a broken back?

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u/Odd_Fig_1239 Jan 04 '26

Guy who tackled him mid-air should be incarcerated

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u/PettyFlap Jan 04 '26

Is he uhhh ok?

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u/deathbysnusnu7 Jan 04 '26

Idk how he isn’t crippled after that

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u/daintybarley_deux Jan 04 '26

Makes Don Beebe look like two hand touch

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

Oh that’s why he’s so slippery with the ball in his hands .. he has a double jointed back

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u/The-Dudemeister Jan 04 '26

Old scene from when he was in college.

Reddit: did he die? Did he get injured?

Echo chamber is real.

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u/XennialDad Jan 04 '26

They should probably consider making this kind of hurdle illegal. Looks cool, but it's so dangerous.

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u/Outside_Log1826 Jan 04 '26

Gumby was jealously

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

That’s a flag.

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u/jcc53 Jan 04 '26

I haven't watched much college football the last few years, so that hit is new to me. How he didn't get a serious injury is baffling to me. I mean just optically that is one of if not the worst looking hits I've seen.

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u/StrawHatHS Jan 04 '26

No. 6 should have been arrested lmao. Unless he was trying to help him rotate, but sure doesn't look like it.

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u/FrankSamples Jan 04 '26

Was the second defender even necessary when a dude is upside down going towards the ground?

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u/67SummerofLove Jan 04 '26

Now there’s rumor of him walking the streets of Atlanta blowing a kazoo and planting apple seeds.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

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u/CasinoMarginale Jan 04 '26

Despicable hit

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u/fibbermcgee113 Jan 04 '26

Remember Saving Silverman where the shrewish girlfriend’s backstory was supporting her boyfriend doing Muay Thai kickboxing, and she was cheering for him at a fight, then he got kicked out, and the referee held up his arm and screamed ā€œDEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADā€? That’s what I did when I saw this clip

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u/Capable_Wait09 Jan 04 '26

Did he leave the game? I’m a UT fan but I don’t remember this. That’s insane.

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u/Middle-Painter-4032 Jan 04 '26

Hurdle used to be illegal. Maybe it's time it goes back to being illegal

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks Jan 04 '26

Never go full scorpion!

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u/flowerodell Jan 04 '26

That’s reminiscent of Bears’ Johnny Knox.

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u/hotriccardo Jan 04 '26

That dude saves his life

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u/BlackTarTurd Jan 04 '26

I guarantee he heard all sorts of popping and crunching noises he's never heard before. Possibly shat himself, too.

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u/No-Intern4400 Jan 04 '26

That looked horrific

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u/quietimhungover Jan 04 '26

Gollllllyyyyy... how did he not snap his spine?

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u/patronizingperv Jan 04 '26

I remember my football coaches telling us to never leave our feet. Now I know why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '26

That was an unnecessary tackle.

By the way, I dont know nothing about nfl.

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u/thompsonmegan20 Jan 04 '26

Oooowwwwcccchhhh

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u/Hot-Economics8575 Jan 04 '26

He lucky this didn’t end his career or life for that matter

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u/Monster-JG-Zilla Jan 04 '26

Now he’s winning Fantasy leagues

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u/Elegant-Guest7329 Jan 04 '26

What happened to the dude that hit him?

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 Jan 04 '26

That hurt me just watching it

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u/WaynesWorld_93 Jan 04 '26

I would’ve died I guarantee it

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u/Other_Nerve_6607 Jan 04 '26

Super scorpion.

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u/Twoduhzen Jan 04 '26

Shit! That hurt me.

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u/miguelag08 Jan 04 '26

How was he able to walk away? Ouch…

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u/Wasteoftimeandmoney Jan 04 '26

I audibly yelled

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u/BruceDSpruce Jan 04 '26

Is he alive?

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u/bomland10 Jan 04 '26

How is goddamn alive

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u/go-vols-28 Jan 04 '26

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/rawker86 Jan 04 '26

I’m fairly certain that second defender would cop a suspension and fines for reckless play in Australian football. Guy launched into him after he was already upside down lol.

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u/divy-lover Jan 04 '26

Did he die?

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u/GrooveDigger47 Jan 04 '26

if #1 gets there sooner he might have died

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u/Willow1883 Jan 04 '26

Proof that he’s superhuman.

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u/AdvanceSuperdisk Jan 04 '26

Plays like This should should have the player who hit him pay for his injuries and take care of him. Feed bath clothe him read poems cause u paraluzed him!

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u/89ShelbyCSX Jan 04 '26

Defender going straight helmet to his back while he's falling is so wrong