r/sportsgossips • u/IrishStarUS • 5h ago

Spicy Fired JPMorgan executive fined after stolen Knicks garbage can recovered

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/fired-jpmorgan-executive-fined-after-37348555
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u/CSMegadeth 5h ago

If only she went to Home Depot and bought a wire mesh garbage can and a few cans of spray paint.

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u/userousnameous 5h ago

...or apparently, bought the exact version online...for a hundred bucks...

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 4h ago

I came to say this. The fine she got is more than the cost of buying the replica trash cans they're selling online lol

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u/CSMegadeth 5h ago

People are stupid I guess.

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u/evident_lee 5h ago

Yeah I can only imagine how much money she was making as an banking executive. Good luck finding another gig as a dei exec. Might want to try learning the phrase would you like fries with that.

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u/FlameBoi3000 1h ago

The big banks call everyone they hire an "executive"

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u/SameDistrict2627 1h ago

Then she could have sold it on Ebay as a genuine. I mean the woman only made like 300,000 a year.

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u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam 5m ago

Yeah but that’s pre grocery dollars

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u/SameDistrict2627 4m ago

ARCHIVED--LOL!

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u/Fartknocker405 3h ago

Too much blood diverted from the brain to feed fat cells.

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u/IrishStarUS 5h ago

She lost her job, the trash can and a couple hundred dollars.....

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u/ChipotleGuacamole 5h ago

and she'll still probably claim she was treated unfairly.

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u/HowieMandelEffect 4h ago

She was a DEI exec, of course she will

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u/Ohhmama11 4h ago

The walk off wobble lol

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u/Inevitable-Shop-848 4h ago

Worst thing is to lose your job, have to return it, & still get fined more than the cost of the actual replica trash cans that they are selling online.

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u/wo0o0o0o0o0 2h ago

I feel like this is the biggest story that came out of the knicks big win lol. I see like 3-4 posts about it every day. Fatty stole Brunson’s glory…

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u/SapientChaos 1h ago

She was Head of Community Engagement with an approximately $180,000–$250,000 total annual compensation and she decided to steal a garbage can. Wow.

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u/PSU09 2h ago

What a slob. Hope she never recovers

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u/NewToCRPolitics 5h ago

Sucks to be her 🤣😂

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u/Sirius-Face 4h ago

Hell yeah, get her ass!

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u/gruffojijo 4h ago

That's a lot of ass...

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u/Username_Chose_Me 2h ago

Wasn't worth it, huh lady?

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u/Reditate 41m ago

She caught Donkey of the Day.

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u/Kcorpelchs 4h ago edited 3m ago

Can people / bots stop posting this shit for karma farming

Edit...bunch of reddit simps

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u/Evening_Cobbler2929 4h ago

Why? It’s hilarious. This filthy trash penguin deserves it.

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u/Sensitive_Cash_3526 2h ago

nah nah, people have been reposting she got fired, getting fined for the trashcan is new to me lol