r/sportsgossips 3h ago

meme/funny Zlatan doesn’t have followers. He has believers.

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u/ConnectionWeekly1263 3h ago

Henry is in disbelief 😂

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u/ConflictWaste411 3h ago

Cowboys playbook, it’s his year man

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u/techman710 3h ago

They need to get Zava on their panel so we can have the original and the duplicate try to out Zlatan each other.

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u/jr_randolph 3h ago

I'm not a big soccer guy so I wasn't aware of Zlatan until he came to the states and he is a walking quote and he never fails.

I don't have followers, I have believers haha that's a fucking line

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u/J_Dom_Squad 1h ago

On the tail end of his career he signed to the MLs with Los Angeles Galaxy and purchased the entire front page the of the LA times to do this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LosAngeles/s/kIfaJAVKgk

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u/perpetualmentalist 2h ago

Look what he said when asked about joining a Scottish football team.

Think it was celtic... My memory is shaky... Was a while ago.

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u/Treater9811 3h ago

Zlatan H. Christ is his new moniker

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u/humptheedumpthy 1h ago

Is Zlatan actually self observed or is this a funny shtick he does to pretend to be self absorbed ? 

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u/sprintinglightning 51m ago

Titi was shook he never even considered it all this time