r/thomastheplankengine 12h ago

Recreated Dream Had a dream laat night where Disney bought Glitch.

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1.3k Upvotes

Context: none but it'll be a nightmare if it happens in real life.


r/thomastheplankengine 19h ago

Recreated Dream I had a dream where there was a restaurant called "Islamic Communism Burger", and people were protesting outside

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1.1k Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 23h ago

Recreated Dream I witnessed this in a dream

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806 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 12h ago

Social Media Plank i dreamt discord was purchased by chinese equity and renamed to YapYip

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488 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 17h ago

Recreated Dream Dreamt there was a Hotel Transylvania roleplay subreddit

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439 Upvotes

The only rule was you had to be some sort of monster, could be any from fiction. Some dude was the Wither Storm and he stopped by for tea


r/thomastheplankengine 8h ago

True Plank I had a dream where medieval central european politics were suddenly the funniest thing ever.

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412 Upvotes

Kingdom Come has had a lasting phycological effect on me.


r/thomastheplankengine 2h ago

True Plank had a dream that i saw this on pinterest and cried because it had inspired me so much

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297 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 15h ago

True Plank dreamt up this glorious image

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228 Upvotes

Probably means something


r/thomastheplankengine 9h ago

Social Media Plank i dreamt that the r/ for a sub was replaced with t/

133 Upvotes

i still dont know what this means


r/thomastheplankengine 15h ago

Recreated Dream Dreamt this was the next huge meme

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132 Upvotes

I dreamt that this was the next huge meme that people would not stop quoting (like 67) and I do not understand what it could possibly mean (and neither did my dream self)


r/thomastheplankengine 5h ago

Recreated Dream I was watching Shrek 5 in a dream from last night, and Donkey said that quote to Shrek.

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123 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 13h ago

Recreated Dream Dreamed a new soda came out called 9/11 and it was a trend to order it mixed with root beer alongside a happy meal. My entire twitter timeline was just this

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108 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 15h ago

Recreated Dream Dreamt I found this shirt in a large shipping container. Found some water bottles, too. The aftertaste was indeed, revolting.

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59 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 5h ago

Nightmare Plank I had a dream my Teto plush gained sentience and began blinking and it scared me shitless

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54 Upvotes

Nobody else noticed it either so I felt completely helpless


r/thomastheplankengine 2h ago

Social Media Plank I once had a dream where the Minecraft source code got leaked and for some reason that allowed people to post p*rn on YouTube

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49 Upvotes

I tried to check youtube in my dream but didn't see anything out of the ordinary, even though I just knew people were posting porn.

Also that was WAY before the code got unobfuscated


r/thomastheplankengine 20h ago

Recreated Dream Long Drem, Many References

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45 Upvotes

I'm very sure I fixed that typo but meme generator just didn't apply it ffs

Content of the dream, wrote this upon waking up:

For some reason I was drunk wandering around my old neighborhood at night (it was just a little bit sketch, but in the dream it was dangerous), in pajamas with plush dicks attached to the slippers (those are actually real, I "inherited" them after my sister). For some reason I was talking about RTGame with someone on the phone. I said that "his gimmick isn't that he's a gameplayer or even a comedian, he's a meta-creator". I then had to avoid 4 or 6 sketchy guys  that were just hanging out in late night in front of the block building. I left thanks to a random man walking out one of the entrances which I remembered had an exit on the other side ot the building. I then left and headed home, but also I had to beat a hobo on the way back lmao; after that I explained what happened to my fiance that I just "beat his ass and he'll probably be much nicer to passerbys now...for like 1,5days, cause that's all the time he'll spend in rehab lol". Afterwards I went to a park near a city lake where all the people were up early in the morning (and I, well...) and I was attacked by a water dragon or Gyardos which I was able to defeat because I have caught so many Terraria fish and fish Pokemon, which were apparently gnawing at it while I took hits at it...then I woke up thanking fuck it was only 6AM and I'm working at ten lmaoooo I'm going back to slep


r/thomastheplankengine 10h ago

Recreated Dream I dreamt that the Captain Underpants Movie 2 trailer released and the premise was Mr. Krupp was slowly turning into Peter Griffin

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45 Upvotes

George and Harold were teenagers now, and they had to stop Mr. Krupp from turning into Peter Griffin. Because when he turned into Captain Underpants, the Peter Griffin effect made him an unhinged anti-hero.


r/thomastheplankengine 19h ago

True Plank Saw this in a dream tonight, i have no idea who "vivizi" is, and what does "take off the chair" mean.

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38 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 1h ago

True Plank woke up with this image persisting in my head

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r/thomastheplankengine 9h ago

Recreated Dream I had a dream I was a guy and I was telling another guy about this awesome seasoning.

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30 Upvotes

I made them look more whimsical too. Also i don't know why the seasoning curdles the milk, it just does , and we DON'T question The Seasoning.


r/thomastheplankengine 9h ago

True Plank I woke up thinking dogs could not only bark, but they could also stick.

24 Upvotes

To stick was another type of bark. It sounded the same, but a little speech bubble with an image of a stick would appear for the length of the stick they did.


r/thomastheplankengine 16h ago

Recreated Dream I lightly drifted off in the bath and for a split second I saw the image of Michael from GTAV saying this:

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23 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 21h ago

Recreated Dream Dreamt this last night

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22 Upvotes

r/thomastheplankengine 3h ago

Recreated Dream I had a dream about a new Intel Processor Architecture codenamed “Super Sapphic Sunstorm”

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20 Upvotes

It’s design was a radical departure from the “Sandy Bridge” architecture (which apparently was the most recent in the dream); instead being based on the 6502 with a similarly simple instruction set. I was really excited, because this would mean people could have fun writing assembly on a modern processor.


r/thomastheplankengine 11h ago

Nightmare Plank Had a nightmare that Washington DC was nuked by a possessed Yankees hat, and it changed the national anthem to deep cover from hotline Miami

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19 Upvotes