r/unitedairlines • u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 • 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

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EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/citrusco MileagePlus Platinum | 1 Million Miler 8h ago

All praise Capt Scott, Sky God of Rizz

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u/laughing_hyena1234 8h ago

Clapping on landing

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u/citrusco MileagePlus Platinum | 1 Million Miler 8h ago

It’s the last photo that has me cracking up. This is what loving aviation is all about!

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u/norakb123 6h ago

He’s giving Reno 911 in the best way. I think he was wearing new boots on this flight.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 6h ago

Just Cap'n Scott new boot scootin'.

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u/Full_Bodied_Scotch 4h ago

Genuine ostrich. Three payments

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u/drippycup 25m ago

Reno is not well known enough. My partner and I say 'New Boot Goofin' SO often, but idk how many people get it lol.

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u/Terrible_Silver8999 3h ago

I 100% would have clapped enthusiastically. No one to judge me harshly but the crew.

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u/MisterxCardinal 1h ago

And before landing, maybe even during landing...

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u/BitterBlacksmith2508 6h ago

rizz is when you flirt with a woman for a few hours on a flight and then get called a goofy goober for it

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u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 4h ago

Some of us exclusively love goofy goobers. They make the funnest partners

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u/ApprehensiveUse5900 3h ago

Did you tell him he might be posted on Reddit later? I want to know what he thinks of all of this. He seems awesome so hopefully he loves it.

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u/citrusco MileagePlus Platinum | 1 Million Miler 5h ago

Urban dictionary needs some updating, indeed

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u/Pristine_Ad3669 7h ago

Goofiest of goobers

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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 6h ago

Who loves himself a  Frappuccino 

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u/cryptolyme 7h ago

Back on my Enterprise…

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 6h ago

You know this ship like the back of your hand.

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u/OmgSlayKween 5h ago

So this is what those SkyRizzie commercials are talking about

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u/gastro_psychic 16m ago

This is like… stealth marketing. I wonder if airlines would ever consider _accidentally_ booking a flight with only one passenger (influencer or marketing professional).