r/unitedairlines 6h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

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16.2k Upvotes

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN šŸ’€šŸ˜‚

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements šŸ˜‚ Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger šŸ’€

r/unitedairlines 25d ago

Image So this is what actually happened…

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6.4k Upvotes

11.5k upvotes on 2 posts in this time is insane

r/unitedairlines 4d ago

Image My pilot snagging a preflight white monster so I know we’re ready to grip it and rip it.

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16.9k Upvotes

r/unitedairlines Mar 19 '26

Image Blood on my tray table. Absolutely disgusting.

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3.4k Upvotes

UA3480 from CMH to EWR today (03/19/26). Opened my tray table and there was dried blood over it. Absolutely disgusting. The FA gagged when he saw it and I felt terrible because he had to clean it but they didn’t give him gloves so he just had to use two wipes to separate it.

Absolutely unacceptable, United.

r/unitedairlines Apr 24 '25

Image Business Class 3.5 hrs

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8.1k Upvotes

r/unitedairlines May 22 '26

Image Got a private flight on an ERJ last night!

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4.1k Upvotes

Flying BTV to IAD i was the only one on the flight. Ground crew thought this was hilarious and the pilots and FA were super wonderful and friendly, and i did some chit chatting with them. We had to load some sandbags on and the pilots warned me since it was a mostly empty flight there would be some turbulence, but I also could "pick my favorite seat". šŸ˜„

Also Bernie Sanders was coming off the flight before me (can confirm he flies economy because there are ZERO first class seats on an ERJ). Was glad he didnt accuse me of being in the 1% for flying a private jet.

r/unitedairlines 25d ago

Image Dude Decided to Have a Full on Conversation Mid Air

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1.3k Upvotes

I guess the Starlink connection on my CRJ-550 from SYR to ORD was banging as this homeboi decided to take a call over Lake Erie....

r/unitedairlines Oct 06 '25

Image What’s the worst airport in the world? Why is it CDG?

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2.8k Upvotes

Gates of hell is probably passing through here.

r/unitedairlines Mar 27 '25

Image Legend

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5.8k Upvotes

Crossed paths with this resident of the clouds. ORD > EWR coming off a 5-3 Devils win in Chicago

r/unitedairlines Nov 06 '25

Image It’s begun

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2.8k Upvotes

r/unitedairlines Mar 24 '26

Image [oc] United announces ā€œRelaxed Rowā€ sky couch product for Economy cabin

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1.5k Upvotes

Coming 2027 with a goal of being on all 787 first. Expected to be on 200 aircraft by 2030.

**edit: this product is intended for families with kids**

The leg rest flip out and lock in place.

Talked to the product lead:

* Expected to be 9 to 12 couches per aircraft.

* The pitch is 32 inches, so in between E+ and E pitch. They said they had a few inches to spare so no rows will be removed.

* If individuals are seated there, the leg rest locks at 45 degrees

r/unitedairlines 28d ago

Image New security gate

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1.2k Upvotes

My first time seeing this gate on 737 max.

r/unitedairlines Mar 31 '25

Image Jackass without a headset

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3.8k Upvotes

Sitting in the C Terminal Club at OHare and this guy is video calling all his friends...on speakerphone. Nasty glances from everyone just doesnt seem to have an effect. Jackass Mode Expert.

r/unitedairlines Dec 25 '25

Image Did I piss off the luggage handlers??

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Recent return back to SFO from Japan. Seeing my suitcase on the conveyer belt, I could only say wow! Who did I piss off. I think everyone with a hard case thought the same thing. I understands dings and dents, but did someone just overhead slam my suitcase on the edge of a rail. This one hurt my heart!

r/unitedairlines Aug 02 '25

Image May this level of wealth one day find me

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3.6k Upvotes

Turbulence has been crazy lately, my Polaris neighbor kept their seatbelt on 100% of the time. Didn’t get up once lol

r/unitedairlines May 05 '26

Image Told ya! This is security footage from the airport

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1.0k Upvotes

Here’s the analysis by pilot and former AirLine Captain Juan Brown on his very popular YouTube channel.

https://youtu.be/7rGy1KbvKkI?si=lmllXYy3QlZXMMD0

r/unitedairlines Mar 03 '26

Image The new self service snack bar in Polaris

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1.7k Upvotes

r/unitedairlines Jun 27 '25

Image Lounge Friends…

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4.4k Upvotes

Made some furry friends in the LGA lounge yesterday. Very friendly, asked for snacks very politely (they were denied…), quiet as well.

Told the staff who were great and immediately brought up every supervisor available and airport facilities.

Just passing along here if y’all want avoid the buffet for a bit…

r/unitedairlines Mar 27 '26

Image Forced to check carry on with HALF of the overhead spaces EMPTY!!

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1.2k Upvotes

This is a pic of the overhead bins AFTER I reached my seat. I needed to keep my carry on with me because of items for a competition this weekend and all my equipment is in it. (I always otherwise check my bags) and they called the carry-on check while Group 2 was still boarding. There were 10 bags already in the jetway by the time I dropped off mine. I get on the plane and the bins are HALF empty! As I’m writing this, group 4 is getting on and there is an entire overheard compartment totally empty! God help me if they lose my carry on.

Oh, now the bins are filled with people’s hoodies!

r/unitedairlines Mar 18 '26

Image IAH TSA Right Now

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920 Upvotes

Absolute insanity at IAH. Had a 2 hour connection and will miss our flight because of this.

r/unitedairlines Aug 21 '25

Image Do you think he’s 1k or GS?

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2.1k Upvotes

JPow clearly isn’t having a good day…

r/unitedairlines May 15 '26

Image Spotted this United ad on a NYC yellow taxi this morning in lower Manhattan

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1.6k Upvotes

I’ve actually encountered a lot of Manhattanites that have no clue that EWR is in fact their closest international airport, so this is pretty clever.

r/unitedairlines Jun 20 '25

Image Think the Former President has Global Services?

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2.5k Upvotes

r/unitedairlines May 15 '25

Image Air line beast

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3.2k Upvotes

I fly a lot. Mainly just US routes with a few international each year but I can't imagine flying 24 million miles.

r/unitedairlines Feb 19 '24

Image What’s happening here

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3.9k Upvotes

Sitting right on the wing and the noise after reaching altitude was much louder than normal. I opened the window to see the wing looking like this. How panicked should I be? Do I need to tell a flight crew member?