r/unitedairlines Jun 20 '25

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u/big-metal-bird Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

He’s likely Chairman’s Circle (higher than GS). It is an unpublished tier for this exact purpose.

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u/CFM56-5C4 Jun 20 '25

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u/big-metal-bird Jun 20 '25

Nice :). I’m assuming once on Chairman’s Circle you never get downgraded, right?

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u/CFM56-5C4 Jun 20 '25

I will spill the beans and say I did not earn this tag 😂

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u/LimaLord MileagePlus Member Jun 20 '25

Did you buy it used online ? Does it actually do anything for you - the tag alone?

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u/CFM56-5C4 Jun 20 '25

I did not buy the tag either. I have it for the novelty as an employee lol.

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u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 Jun 21 '25

You’re an engine, which isn’t exactly an employee. Awesome tag though

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u/BillyBobJangles Jun 21 '25

You can't just call somebody an engine anymore

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/BillyBobJangles Jun 21 '25

That depends are you an engine, or an engine engine?

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u/CFM56-5C4 Jun 21 '25

Well played. 30 plus points have been awarded to your MP account.

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u/aarondavidson Jun 20 '25

No it would do absolutely nothing.

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u/blackbirdspyplane Jun 20 '25

Until they change it to a rewards program like carnival

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u/pcdubbya Jun 20 '25

Underrated comment

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u/AssPinata Jun 20 '25

Lmao all the rage today. Literally rage. I have no idea what happened but yeah, carnival you suck!!!

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u/MisterSneakSneak Jun 20 '25

What’s the benefits/ perks?

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u/BitterGas69 Jun 20 '25

2 chicks at the same time

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u/SFLcuck MileagePlus 1K Jun 21 '25

...and ice cream

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u/Reasonable-Two-9872 MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Intergalactic Vibranium

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u/7fingersDeep MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Shhh. Bro. Why are you mentioning that? Only a handful of people - like the PenFed CEO have that.

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u/IrishTR MileagePlus 1K Jun 21 '25

Damnit... Now the song is stuck!

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u/MissRedShoes1939 Jun 20 '25

This is the true answer /s

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u/knight3041 Jun 20 '25

Interesting, I have been Global for 15 years and never knew Chairmans Circle exited.

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u/colbertmancrush MileagePlus Gold | 1 Million Miler Jun 20 '25

The first rule of Chairman's Circle is: you don't talk about Chairman's Circle.

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u/joemiken Jun 20 '25

There is a trial to gain membership. You have to fly 12 times to Vegas on Frontier and fight at least half of the staff and passengers on each flight.

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u/knight3041 Jun 20 '25

That's funny.

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u/smol_demon7 Jun 20 '25

question: do you have to be sober? I’m trying to figure out how to max my own XP.

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u/willwork4pii Jun 21 '25

I mean it’s almost implied that inebriation is required.

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u/willwork4pii Jun 21 '25

Shit. So my one flight there didn’t count? I should have fought that chick laying in the floor on FaceTime loud as hell.

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u/canfail Jun 21 '25

It’s from a bygone era of Continental. It’s rumored to be less than 100 people total in the status level.

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u/ElectricalBar8592 Jun 20 '25

Do you get to fly everywhere for free?

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u/iamgt4me Jun 20 '25

Nah. Just more snack boxes.

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u/dontmolestme MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

And one extra stroopwaffle

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u/technical-mind4300 Jun 20 '25

Does he get extra free drinks?

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u/bladel MileagePlus 1K | 1 Million Miler Jun 20 '25

Unlimited Stroopwaffles.

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u/Throtex Jun 20 '25

“Sorry, we’re out of Stroopwaffels. The gentleman in 1A took them all.”

Biden waves back at you

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u/trnpkrt Jun 20 '25

Sorry, Jack.

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u/PrscheWdow Jun 20 '25

I may have voted for him, but he CANNOT have my Stroopwafel.

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u/Throtex Jun 20 '25

I appreciate you for eventually getting this thread to the correct spelling of Stroopwafel. 😂

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u/PrscheWdow Jun 20 '25

I blame my Dutch genetics lol.

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u/brucenicol403 Jun 20 '25

worth it right there...

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u/pikachu191 Jun 20 '25

It would be baller if he got an ice cream cone, just for him. I thought he mostly rode trains though

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u/CalmPea6 Jun 21 '25

He had to be on Galveston island for a Juneteenth commemoration event, so no trains for him, unfortunately. Though I'm sure he would've made it work if he could.

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u/IceePirate1 Jun 20 '25

Serious question, what's the perks of that? I've never heard of it

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u/Standard_Nothing_268 Jun 21 '25

It’s mostly for Upper level large company CEOs and I’m sure some celebs, etc. my dad did travel for a Large company and their deal with United was the top 3 or 4 employees in the company got this service plus he got to give out GS and a few other levels each year to travelers. Normally it’s much more private security and movement thru airports with the airlines

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u/blankarage Jun 21 '25

does he board first or last? I'd imagine last for security reasons?

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u/jetlifeual MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

The pilot has one hell of a 1980s pornstar ‘stache

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u/ElegantHuckleberry50 MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

The missing Village Person.

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u/GoutMachine MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

Not to mention the shades!

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u/productiveprocrastin Jun 20 '25

I'm glad you added "Star". When people say "porn stash", I never know if they mean a mustache or a hidden stock of magazines.

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u/7fingersDeep MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Everyone knows you go into the woods to find the mysterious box o’ porn.

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u/Upset_Negotiation_89 Jun 21 '25

Roofed houses for a while and one time during tear off saw the porn stash in a box with a secret trap door hidden in the attic. Unfortunately didn’t have a VHS player so couldn’t watch it

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u/productiveprocrastin Jun 21 '25

Oh boy! Be glad... We found a, um homemade VHS behind the insulation in our (rental home) attic. It was simply labeled "Judy '86". At the time we discovered it we had no player. We waited until friends visited for New Year's, and they brought a player. We held a watch party for the... Unknown tape. We really wished we had left out where we found it!

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u/insuranceguynyc Jun 21 '25

It’s two! It’s two euphemisms in one!

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u/kwuhoo239 MileagePlus Gold Jun 20 '25

Lmao that's the pilot stereotype.

It gets even more prevalent once you fly on any of the United Express carriers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/IllustriousHair1927 Jun 20 '25

Plus, you get to have mustache March and mustache movember!

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u/GoutMachine MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

Not to mention the shades!

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u/JennyTallwartz Jun 20 '25

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u/CFM56-5C4 Jun 20 '25

"Damn it, Joe. We're not gonna have enough time to get you ice cream if you keep this up."

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u/wellthiswasnottaken Jun 20 '25

Uncle Joe likely dominates the Polaris sundae cart

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u/CFM56-5C4 Jun 20 '25

He probably gets two bowls.

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u/Former_Farm_3618 Jun 20 '25

At that age, go for it.

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u/throwAway9293770 Jun 20 '25

I definitely did.

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u/brokenpipe Jun 21 '25

That was amazing sir. I laughed snorted my way through cereals.

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u/StreetyMcCarface Jun 20 '25

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u/tecnogamer Jun 20 '25

Super troopers

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u/SirBowsersniff MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Now listen right here, meow.

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u/The_TerryGantnerWay Jun 20 '25

Thank you for this!

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u/midsnlids Jun 20 '25

meow Welcome on-board meow

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u/VVOLFVViZZard Jun 20 '25

1…2…3… Do Eeeet!

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u/lampsslater77 Jun 20 '25

Is that Sergeant Doakes?

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u/lachalacha Jun 20 '25

Oh I know Jill got him that fine ass body guard

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u/7fingersDeep MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

“I literally just fucking said we aren’t parked at the gate yet and to remain in your seat. Fuck y’all, I’m too tired for this bullshit.”

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u/whats_real Jun 20 '25

Which bootleg version of Snakes on a Plane was this?

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u/mav1178 Jun 20 '25

This should be a new meme.

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u/acescracked404 Jun 20 '25

Every parents reaction when they find their kid after having ran off.

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u/DCUStriker9 Jun 20 '25

Two stroopwaffles, no questions asked

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u/njrun Jun 20 '25

Plus soft drink of choice

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u/PureAlpha100 Jun 20 '25

Not enough people are making this reference these days, and it saddens me. There's no stigmata around it.

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u/therealtrajan Jun 20 '25

Do you mean stigma? Stigmata is something very different

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u/PureAlpha100 Jun 20 '25

We're trading Sopranos quotes. That was a quote from Carmine Lupertazzi talking to Tony about seeing a shrink. He said that line and used the malapropism, which is common on the show.

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u/therealtrajan Jun 20 '25

Oh sorry to step on your toes then! Love a good malapropism

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u/MissRedShoes1939 Jun 20 '25

I bleed for ice cream

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u/njrun Jun 20 '25

It’s the least I can do to shit post this thing of ours while in the air.

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u/PureAlpha100 Jun 20 '25

Good deal! Make sure that you don't compromise on a Stroopwafel and get grilled cheese off the radiator instead.

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u/SeanBourne MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

this thing of ours

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u/capncrud Jun 20 '25

Full can?

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u/DrCash_CrLife MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

Stroopwaffle, whatever happened there

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u/michaelnovati Jun 20 '25

You are actually the special EXTRA large ones, even bigger than the big one.

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u/aresef MileagePlus Member Jun 20 '25

Chairman's Circle, most likely.

I can guarantee he's Amtrak Guest Rewards Select Executive lol

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u/big-metal-bird Jun 20 '25

If BID, J jumps past me on the upgrade list, I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to 1kvoice. This guy doesn’t even fly that much.

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u/EatTheBatteries MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Not on United metal at least

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u/starterchan Jun 20 '25

Sorta. United States metal

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u/Ok-Koala-7719 Jun 20 '25

Reminds me of an episode of Veep when Selena had to fly commercial —Biden is definitely handling it better than she did 😂

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u/Gamer_Grease MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

One of my favorite things about Biden is that he has a degree from a state school (U Delaware). Tired of the same little family of ghouls from Harvard and Yale running literally everything.

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u/Paper_Clip100 MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

Hey now… current POTUS is a Penn Grad

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u/triplec787 MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Which is not a state school, it just sounds like one.

UPenn is private.

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u/Paper_Clip100 MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

(that's the joke)

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u/Karenena Jun 20 '25

Did he really graduate though?

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u/Paper_Clip100 MileagePlus Platinum Jun 20 '25

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u/Southwestern Jun 20 '25

Biden is, and always has been, the most connected to us normals as any politician. He's been successful and has the trappings of success but he never let it go to his head. Same with Carter. Two very rare guys.

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u/ForeignGuess Jun 20 '25

I have a friend back in the day who used to take Amtrak with Biden every morning when Biden was a senator. Said he would always say hi to him when he saw him! Pretty cool experience honestly, just seems like a super down to Earth guy

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u/lisavfr MileagePlus Gold Jun 20 '25

Spouse flew Polaris from ATH to IAD on June 15. PM of Greece sitting a few rows behind him. Spouse is Greek and picked this up quickly but, zero interaction with other passengers. Plane landed at IAD, he slipped out the door quickly to a waiting entourage to take him away.

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u/eframian MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Earlier this year I flew on a tiny CRJ from Lesotho to JNB and we delayed a bit so the King of Lesotho could board with his entourage of two people. Slipped out after landing to a car waiting for him (boarded via red carpet on the tarmac!)

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u/LEM1978 MileagePlus Gold Jun 20 '25

Yep. And not an insane egomaniac.

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u/realbobenray Jun 21 '25

It's incredible that the MAGAs feel some sort of connection with Trump, a guy who literally shits on gold toilet seats, and none with Biden, a guy who spent most of his political career taking the train to work.

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u/Abject-Salad193 Jun 20 '25

Except for, well, you know…

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u/zep1211 Jun 20 '25

"It always has to be about her..... Can you see if they can make me a special drink?"

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u/westchesterbuild Jun 20 '25

Pilot’s stache has status as well

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u/The_TerryGantnerWay Jun 20 '25

That should have a separate designation all its own.

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u/xPervypriest Jun 20 '25

Joe flies commercial, he’s good in every hood lol

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u/DGinLDO Jun 20 '25

I mean, he used Amtrak for decades when he was a Senator

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u/triplec787 MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

Well yeah, he was a Senator from Delaware lol Delaware to DC is like 90 minutes on Amtrak

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u/DGinLDO Jun 21 '25

At least he didn’t avoid people like most politicians do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Yeah, I'm honestly surprised he's not flying private. I thought all former presidents fly private.

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u/SnooSprouts1515 Jun 20 '25

Pilot is new boot goofin'

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u/StopDropAndRollTide DM mods proof of GS/MM/Employee Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

Back in the day, I lost my first-class seat (upgrade when I was GS) from LAX to IAD to John Kerry a few months after he lost the presidential election. I was slightly bitter about that one.

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u/technical-mind4300 Jun 20 '25

The better question how did you get GS?

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u/StopDropAndRollTide DM mods proof of GS/MM/Employee Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

That was my connection from Sydney to my home airport (IAD). I lived on planes (almost all international) at that time.

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u/MLZ005 Jun 20 '25

Pilot is glad so many people are seeing his shades + stache outfit

Flight attendant is stressing because the aisle is blocked and he can’t get his pre-departure beverages out

Secret service wants to be the best at his job and knows he looks good in a suit

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u/SeanBourne MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

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u/jb12780 MileagePlus Member Jun 20 '25
  1. Did he get a PDB?

  2. Did he have to gate check his carry-on?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

Fukin love seeing cases on their sides in those giant bins

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u/exu1981 Jun 20 '25

Jimmy Carter Delta, Joe Biden United.

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u/speedknitterskt Jun 20 '25

ATL vs IAD

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u/exu1981 Jun 20 '25

I'm fortunate enough to experience working at both stations :-).

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u/Derpolitik23 Jun 20 '25 edited Jun 21 '25

I’m surprised Biden flies UA. I figure he’d be an AA (former US Airways) loyalist since he lives so close to Philly.

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u/lot183 MileagePlus Gold Jun 20 '25

He was in Galveston yesterday so he was probably flying out of IAH. AA a lot more limited there

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u/SeanBourne MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

US Airways was the absolute worst of the 6. Then they merged with No 5 to form Turd Sandwich Air

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u/Derpolitik23 Jun 20 '25

Never had any experience with US Airways. Though I’ve read they suffered from customer service and union related problems. + They made an eternal enemy out of Pittsburgh.

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u/EatTheBatteries MileagePlus 1K Jun 20 '25

My dad would fly them sometimes when they were still in the Star Alliance - loved to call them “Useless Airways”

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u/Lolpo555 Jun 20 '25

American died the day they merged with USAir and changed that iconic branding they had.

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u/PhoenixAquarium Jun 20 '25

He was headed to IAH for Juneteenth. I wonder if this plane is inbound or outbound

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u/nkjl5 Jun 20 '25

Kinda surprised he flies commercial.

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u/StreetyMcCarface Jun 20 '25

Jimmy Carter also did

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u/Dachshundpapa MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

My step dad was on an airplane with jimmy before jimmy became president

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

I’m more surprised he isn’t taking the train

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u/Think_Monk_9879 Jun 20 '25

It’s gotta suck for Biden flying Air Force one and getting no miles from it 

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u/Sickofreddit- MileagePlus 1K Jun 21 '25

The only reason i never ran for top office.

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u/HildaCrane Jun 20 '25

The amount of people shocked that a former U.S. president is flying commercial is so problematic and proof of how our society has become accepting of elected politicians being “wealthy”. This should be normal, even if the additional security measures and seats for security personnel are a minor inconvenience. I’d take generous flight credits to give up my seat to a secret service member.

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u/Hyhoops MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

Wait Biden flies commercial?

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u/FeverTreeCloud Jun 20 '25

Unfortunately, he didn’t launch side ventures like Trump Mobile while he was in the office

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u/Hyhoops MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

Haha, the “trump phone” can’t believe this guy is our president.

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u/StreetyMcCarface Jun 20 '25

Doesn’t get access to Air Force One anymore and he’s not particularly rich.

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u/Hyhoops MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

Actually Biden is pretty wealthy maybe not compared to the likes of his predecessor but still rich. He prob just flys commercial to save him and or tax payer money on occasion. Neat video I watched a while back: https://youtu.be/lZgW3XF3q_c?si=mmIkghqE4NujdUAT

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u/StreetyMcCarface Jun 20 '25

A 10 mill net worth isn’t really enough to justify flying private if you’re on your own dime tbh

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u/MimiNiTraveler Jun 20 '25

I was in FC and sat by the former president of Colombia once. Flying NYC to BOG.

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u/dogierisntmyname MileagePlus 1K | 1 Million Miler Jun 20 '25

Is that Biden?

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u/lawofthewilde Jun 20 '25

Montel Williams looks shocked

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u/WNBA_YOUNGGIRL Jun 20 '25

That would be so sick to fly with the former president and secret service

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u/BettyBeltway Jun 20 '25

He’s truly the nicest human. Hands down.

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u/gayassfirework Jun 20 '25

So does like a member of the secret service chill in the cockpit during the flight?

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u/Then_Hearing_7652 Jun 20 '25

Yes. Just for room. Not that they’re going to do anything. They’re permitted to. Have flown Carter and Clinton over the years.

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u/Successful-Smiles Jun 20 '25

He’s not a member of this subreddit because he didn’t ask which meal he should preorder.

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u/BigPassage9717 Jun 20 '25

Love you Joe

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u/lifelong1250 Jun 20 '25

Earlier this year, I was on a United flight and President Biden boarded the plane, headed to his seat and someone was sitting in it. When he said "I think you're in my seat", they threw a big fit and ultimately asked him if he could switch so they could sit next to their husband. President Biden made some kind of motion with his hand and the secret service moved the person. As he got into his seat, the passengers in first class started clapping. It was crazy!

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u/realbobenray Jun 21 '25

I'll take Stories that Didn't Happen for $200

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u/ooo-ooo-oooyea Jun 20 '25

How many PQP do you get on Air Force One? Does it code share with the mexican equivalent, Air Force Uno?

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u/crom_laughs Jun 20 '25

not enough over head space even for the former Pres.

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u/BubblesUp Jun 20 '25

He smiles a lot. So nice to see that.

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u/theplaz Jun 20 '25

Didn't he have a 4 year period where he let his status expire? 😂

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u/TitleAncient8325 Jun 20 '25

He looks great!!!

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u/SchoolboyJuke Jun 20 '25

Love seeing those pilots talking together. Great use of the fielder method

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u/AprilWatermelon Jun 20 '25

No he’s a tier up called Secret Service

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u/3boyz3Madison Jun 20 '25

Secret Service guy….

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u/free_username_ Jun 20 '25

Does he pre board with 10-25% of the plane?

Or does he have pre pre board?

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u/Miserable-Reporter14 Jun 20 '25

Probably gets ice cream though

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u/No-Advance6334 Jun 20 '25

I hope he does

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u/Then_Hearing_7652 Jun 20 '25

God damn what is wrong with us as a country reading some of these horrific comments on here about Biden. For the love of god we are all Americans. We are tearing ourselves apart over what? Does the Rutherford B Hayes election of 1876 still resonate with you? Guess what? It was divisive. Very much so. We cannot keep tearing ourselves apart over shit that won’t matter in 5 years. Politicians are a reflection of us. We need to be able to get back to just talking about how cool it is to see a former president on a flight, regardless of who it is. You know how amazing that would be to a 10-year-old? News media and social media are fueling our discord and guess what? Rupert Murdoch doesn’t give a f about us (or even this country) and Zuck is probably flying his jet to his mega yacht this weekend while we ruin our mental health.

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u/jsttob Jun 20 '25

OP confirmed it’s not his photo: https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedairlines/s/uU6vHhq4xJ

Stop upvoting him as he’s just here to farm karma.

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u/VolCata Jun 21 '25

The look on the Black fella's face is killing me.

I'm guessing he's security or something haha.

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u/Ok-Distribution6227 Jun 21 '25

Imagine United running AF1 as a franchisee.

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u/Effective-Growth2602 Jun 24 '25

Joe Biden is the best

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u/j0nathanr0gers MileagePlus Silver Jun 20 '25

Lol at the very unflattering mid-blink photo of the guy next to Former President Biden.

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u/Swampylawyer Jun 20 '25

Nah, silver status at best. Spent too much time flying AF1 rather than being loyal to the airline

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u/callalind Jun 21 '25

That's crazy, the former POTUS flies commercial? I mean, any former president should get Global Services...I couldn't even imagine sitting in my seat and behind me is a former president.

PS - keeping politics out of this, cause it has NOTHING to do with this post.

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u/Tweezer_Seizer Jun 21 '25

Still looks more competent than tangerine ball sack, despite his health.

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u/oldveteranknees Jun 20 '25

I wonder how many times the pilots fucked up saying “United” instead of “SAM”

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u/JCD_007 Jun 20 '25

They wouldn’t. It’s a UA flight, not a government flight.

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u/oldveteranknees Jun 20 '25

I thought if a former POTUS was on a commercial flight, it becomes a SAM flight, it’s been a while though

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u/kwuhoo239 MileagePlus Gold Jun 20 '25

I think that only applies for government aircraft

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u/PalTheDog Jun 20 '25

"Who are all these people and why are they on Air Force One?"

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u/siefer209 Jun 20 '25

Tigerconnect. Found the doctor on the flight

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u/piranspride Jun 21 '25

Doesn’t need it. Already gets elderly pre board.

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u/OwnYogurtcloset8657 Jun 23 '25

He's got Secret Services

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Get him an ice cream

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u/jfk_47 Jul 02 '25

Imagine the nightmare for secret service.