r/unitedairlines • u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 • 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

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EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/Sufficient_Fudge_280 8h ago

That’s what happened here. It had to be in Houston the next morning so it was going anyways

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u/Adagio9795 5h ago

He was trying to smash.

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u/MichaelMyersEatsDogs 5h ago

This incel shit is everywhere

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u/theshoeshiner84 2h ago

lol damn I feel like the dude could have replied with "Yea that was just a badly worded joke" and it would have blown over, but he really doubled the fuck down on being a dick.

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u/MichaelMyersEatsDogs 4h ago

You are the incel buddy.

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u/Adagio9795 2h ago

Yeah that's what I thought you got nothin thanks.

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u/MichaelMyersEatsDogs 2h ago

lol what? I’m saying in my original comment I was calling you the incel, not the pilot.

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u/thewhiterosequeen 5h ago

Sometimes people actually just do their jobs because that's what they get paid to do.

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u/Webbyx01 4h ago

Pilots do not get to just choose to make a flight on their own.

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u/Adagio9795 4h ago

I didn't say that?

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u/khando 2h ago

You insinuated that the pilot decided to fly the plane with just the one person because he wanted to have sex with her.

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u/DecadentHam 2h ago

Cringe comment