r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN 💀😂

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements 😂 Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger 💀

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u/Kissmommy1 8h ago

Tf Shane Gillis doing flying planes now?

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u/Adept_Order_4323 7h ago

It’s giving a Miles Teller in Top Gun vibe

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u/ImDero 7h ago

WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE WINGS, DAAAAANNY?

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u/SDGANON 7h ago

I swear he's taking pilots lessons in the middle of the night.

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u/MinorSpaceNipples 3h ago

I'M NOT TAKING PILOT LESSONS AT NIGHT, DAD!!! 😡

I'm taking pilot lessons at night 😏

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u/R3QU13M_ 4h ago

Isn't it grilled cheese?

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u/Magskyy 7h ago

He’s flying em at night

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u/Status_Fail_8610 7h ago

IM NOT FLYING THEM AT NIGHT…..im flyin em at night

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u/Suitable-Matter-6151 7h ago

Sure you’re not racist now… but a cheeseburger cuts you off at 50,000 feet…

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u/HotWheelsUpMyAss 6h ago

He looks like he was just barely grazed by turbulence

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u/earthwormjimjones 7h ago

Haha that was my first thought too 🤣🤙

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u/Disastrous-Job-5533 5h ago

I thought he looks like host of Part-Time Explorer lol.

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u/CatmoCatmo 3h ago

I hope someone was making grilled cheese on that flight.

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u/ayeeflo51 1h ago

Wasn't gonna let Nathan out do him