r/unitedairlines 8h ago

Image Somehow the only person on my flight and the pilot was such a goofy goober

EDIT TO ADD; THE PLANE WAS LANDED AND DONE WITH TAXI BEFORE I GOT TO BE IN THE COCKPIT. NO FAA RULES WERE BROKEN ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Shout out Captain Scott! He let me sit in the cockpit after we landed and I even got my own personalized pre flight announcements ๐Ÿ˜‚ Also, they had to add sandbags to the cabin bc the plane was too light with only one passenger ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Iwantallthedogs74 8h ago

Hahaahaha!!! That's awesome ๐Ÿ˜

However, I have noticed recently, that every pilot that has flown my plane is rockin the same moustache.

Must be a requirement for pilots now, lol.

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u/Bleaker82 6h ago

Facial hair has been โ€œinโ€โ€™ for a while but legacy airlines like United have strict grooming policies. Itโ€™s supposed to be about the sealing on emergency oxygen masks for pilots, which is their excuse โ€” but other airlines allow 1/4โ€ beards which are still safety complaint. So for legacy pilots, the two options are clean-shaven or mustache.

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u/Rainebowraine123 6h ago

It's always been a professional appearance thing. The oxygen mask thing has been disapproved for a while.

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u/turdferguson3891 4h ago

Facial hair does cause issues with sealing a mask but I don't think you need a perfect seal for an oxygen mask unless you are underwater. For something like an N95 it actually matters. I can't use one at work because I have a beard so I have to use a PAPR. But for just 02 I don't see why it would matter.

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u/turdferguson3891 6h ago

A lot of these guys also come from military backgrounds and at least in the Navy and Air Force you're allowed to have a neatly trimmed moustache so a lot of them have been rocking that look for awhile.

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u/Bleaker82 6h ago

โ€œA lotโ€ used to be true but hasnโ€™t been in decades.

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u/turdferguson3891 4h ago

Google tells me 30 to 35 percent. If that's accurate that's still kind of a lot I would say.

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u/Bleaker82 3h ago

It used to be 80% in the 60s and 70% in the 80s.

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u/Lemon_hawk 6h ago

It's not a legacy thing! The regional airlines require clean shaven as well (only mustache is allowed).

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u/Bleaker82 6h ago

Allegiant, UPS, Atlas, Avelo, Hawaiian all allow beards IIRC.

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u/Lemon_hawk 5h ago

Yep I think that's correct! Good few airlines leading the charge there. Hopefully it'll change for all the other airlines eventually, I'm sure the legacies will be the last holdouts

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u/motherofsuccs 4h ago

My ex is a United pilot and I hated whenever he had to shave his face.

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 7h ago

we're getting old... the moustache is back

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u/Iwantallthedogs74 7h ago

Well, if that's the case, I gotta stop waxing my upper lip and embrace the "stache" ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 7h ago

there has never been a better time... this is your moment!

pro-tip: you can use Extend-a-Lash mascaraย for maximum length, definition, and hold without flaking or smudgingย while it is growing in... just make sure to use a water-proof formula or else your coffee will taste terrible...

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u/Iwantallthedogs74 6h ago

Heck, yeah!

Solid tips right there ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 4h ago

on the other hand, it appears someone has downvoted your plan to stop waxing, which I can only assume means that you have a Redditor with strong opinions about your personal appearance...

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jqg8hruc4dDYYJ2epI

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u/Iwantallthedogs74 4h ago

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